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(The Smoking Gun)   Hot? Check. Redheads? Check. Twins into kinky sex? Double check. Arrested for prostitution at La Quinta Inn & Suites adjacent to the Crabtree Valley Mall? Well, this is Fark (Not safe for work)   ( divider line
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2014-07-17 08:35:09 AM  
4 votes:
Bunch of Studman69 wannabes in this thread, I see.
2014-07-17 08:05:55 AM  
3 votes:
pfft, fake redheads
2014-07-17 08:05:44 AM  
3 votes:

acad1228: Ugly is bad, but that's ugly twice!

Don't try to kid us, you'd do them.
2014-07-17 05:56:59 AM  
3 votes:
Hot?  Not so much.  But hittable?  Yes...

I bet they were popular amongst the BP crowd.  I mean no guy has a fantasy about doing attractive legal teenage twins, do they?
2014-07-17 04:11:00 AM  
3 votes:
Yeah, there's a NSFW photo in that article. Not bad for the second stage of meth, though.
2014-07-17 10:26:56 AM  
2 votes:

dv-ous: TO WHORES!

(But seriously drugs are bad m'kay?)
2014-07-17 08:25:46 AM  
2 votes:
This looks like a job for redhead eye bleach
2014-07-17 08:16:57 AM  
2 votes:
Prophet of Loss:

Meth or heroin? My money's on meth.

2014-07-17 06:52:18 AM  
2 votes:
Maybe after a delousing and a round of penicillin shots.
2014-07-17 06:14:12 AM  
2 votes:
I think I caught herpes just looking at those pictures.
2014-07-17 08:32:12 PM  
1 vote:
Fark all these glamour shots.  I want more pics of hot hoes in action.
2014-07-17 03:26:06 PM  
1 vote:
Still reading to find anyone whose life, liberty, or property was violated by their activities.
Any under-age, non-consenting people?  Didn't see any.  Maybe the motel might kick them out- they might have some rule against that sort of behavior.

But I see no "crime" whatsoever, apart from the fact that the legal code contains unjustified text to that effect.

Put me on that jury.   Seriously.  I'm in Raleigh.
2014-07-17 12:21:51 PM  
1 vote:
Fake redheads are worse than natural redheads. Thats because they know the reputation of redheads and want be that (as opposed to being born that way).
2014-07-17 12:04:43 PM  
1 vote:
A lot of you have no idea how to tell the difference between a real redhead and a blond or brunette with liberal amounts of hair dye.

Just dying your hair fake red doesn't make one a redhead.
2014-07-17 11:06:05 AM  
1 vote:
Subby, I'll show you a "hot" redhead.  Her name is Meg Turney, and she is a gamer/cosplayer, and yes, I WOULD DESTROY THAT!
2014-07-17 10:26:51 AM  
1 vote:

And some very very NSFW pics of Tarra White (the last one pictured): ou rce=hp&biw=1024&bih=626&q=tarra+white+redhead+porn&oq=tarra+white+redh ead+porn&gs_l=img.12...2202.2202.0.4343. .0...1ac..49.img..1.0.0.DD-goBk1E_s

I have to flip through my (unorganized as hell) Photobucket, but I think I still have pics of my redhead ex from back in 2007. Awwwwwwwwwwww good times, good times!
2014-07-17 09:30:22 AM  
1 vote:
Two chicks at the same time, you say...?
I think I could probably hook that up with those two, and not even need the million dollars.  They look like the kind of chicks that would double up on a dude like me.
2014-07-17 09:26:21 AM  
1 vote:
It would be nice if one of these "redhead" articles/threads would have actual redheads.
2014-07-17 09:25:29 AM  
1 vote:
If you think of Raleigh as DC without the museums, this sort of thing makes more sense.

/don't get me started on Charlotte
2014-07-17 09:15:56 AM  
1 vote:
They look pretty hot to me. Aside from the prostitution and heroin problems - which are huge caveats.
2014-07-17 09:11:36 AM  
1 vote:
2014-07-17 08:56:32 AM  
1 vote:
What if they could just be hired to do each other and a blonde of my choosing and I just record it?

That way I can enjoy them AND my dick won't turn green and vomit up pus.
2014-07-17 08:56:22 AM  
1 vote:

(But seriously drugs are bad m'kay?)
2014-07-17 08:53:47 AM  
1 vote:
2014-07-17 08:48:06 AM  
1 vote:
What's up dick?

*chomp chomp chomp*

I knew we shouldn't have taken that left turn at  OlsenTwinsaquerque!
2014-07-17 08:47:29 AM  
1 vote:
They're hotter than what 97% of farkers will ever get
2014-07-17 08:40:50 AM  
1 vote:
Everything about those pics screams DANGER DANGER but I'm afraid I'd still do 'em. Craaaaaazy redheads, oh yeah.
2014-07-17 08:40:23 AM  
1 vote:

Fetish list:
Redheads: Check
Twins: Check
Kinky: Check
Willingness to do anything: DOUBLE CHECK++

I see nothing wrong here, well except hepatitis, herpes, crabs, or other STD's, but that's why God invented condoms right?
2014-07-17 08:38:23 AM  
1 vote:
personally i think they are smoking hot, albeit kind of dirty-looking.  shame they had to resort to being prostitutes on backpage.  i bet they could make decent money doing legitimate porn films or softcore photography, or at least working at a strip club.  always terrible when attractive young people ruin themselves with drugs.
2014-07-17 08:23:26 AM  
1 vote:

HairyNevus: They probably could have seduced a certain member of the Night's Watch...

You know nothing Jon Snow
2014-07-17 08:19:50 AM  
1 vote:

unclemongo: I'd do 'em.  Then get my shots.

Hell with the shots, after 21 years in the Marines anything those two have would run in terror from the shiat already in my bloodstream
2014-07-17 08:17:19 AM  
1 vote:
Today I'm in the kind of mood where it seems just especially blatant that arresting them for prostitution is punishing them for attempting to make money; an example of our oligarchic system working to make sure poor people stay poor.  Doesn't have to be a conspiracy or a work of intention; just like our immune system doesn't really have an "intention" behind it, our social system works against class mobility.
2014-07-17 08:07:59 AM  
1 vote:
It's kind of sad that this was their way of trying to get themselves together. Admittedly, they would make more money than if they were selling shoes or waitressing but it's still depressing to see that it was a viable alternative.
2014-07-17 08:06:00 AM  
1 vote:
You know, in theory having sex with twins is great.
But I think in reality once I got there I would be thinking "Ew, you're sisters"

/I must be getting old
2014-07-17 08:03:33 AM  
1 vote:
More importantly: If they're identical twins is it incest or masturbation?
2014-07-17 06:17:49 AM  
1 vote:
2014-07-17 04:00:01 AM  
1 vote:
I suspect subbs may not quite understand the word 'hot'. OR, is just piling on the irony by the shovel load, which I suspect is the most likely.
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