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(The Smoking Gun)   Hot? Check. Redheads? Check. Twins into kinky sex? Double check. Arrested for prostitution at La Quinta Inn & Suites adjacent to the Crabtree Valley Mall? Well, this is Fark (Not safe for work)   (thesmokinggun.com) divider line 224
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2014-07-17 01:01:45 PM  

serial_crusher: FTDA: az28: I really dont get why one of them has bail set at 4000 and the other at 8000.

One of them skipped a court appearance for a different charge in 2013.

yes, but how do they know which one?


They checked their Diocese?  It's tattooed on the back of the neck.
 
2014-07-17 01:16:59 PM  

FTDA: TrainingWheelsNeeded: I'm going to need two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a saltshaker half-full of cocaine, and a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers... Also, a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether, two dozen amyls, and a cab idling in the park lot next to the Crabtree Mall - stat - let's do this.

I believe we just found Keith Richards fark handle.


you should go watch or read Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, now!
 
2014-07-17 01:46:43 PM  
I should bookmark this thread shouldn't I?
 
2014-07-17 02:11:48 PM  
Normally I'm repulsed at the trend that any brush with notoriety gets attractive females an offer to do porn,  but in this case I'm prepared to make an exception.
 
2014-07-17 02:18:23 PM  
A REDHEAD WITH GLASSES? I am totally in love
 
2014-07-17 02:30:29 PM  
There is a distinct lack of good redhead pics posted in this thread. 

I am disappointed.
 
2014-07-17 02:57:32 PM  
Has anyone commented that one of them is not wearing any undies in the Backpage pics? For whatever *that's* worth.
 
2014-07-17 03:09:33 PM  
Is it wrong I facebooked them and asked them to drop by my island?
 
2014-07-17 03:22:36 PM  
Redhead thread? Don't mind if I do!

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2014-07-17 03:26:06 PM  
Still reading to find anyone whose life, liberty, or property was violated by their activities.
Any under-age, non-consenting people?  Didn't see any.  Maybe the motel might kick them out- they might have some rule against that sort of behavior.

But I see no "crime" whatsoever, apart from the fact that the legal code contains unjustified text to that effect.

Put me on that jury.   Seriously.  I'm in Raleigh.
 
2014-07-17 03:29:15 PM  
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2014-07-17 04:15:45 PM  

chitownmike: FTDA: TrainingWheelsNeeded: I'm going to need two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a saltshaker half-full of cocaine, and a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers... Also, a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether, two dozen amyls, and a cab idling in the park lot next to the Crabtree Mall - stat - let's do this.

I believe we just found Keith Richards fark handle.

you should go watch or read Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, now!


I haven't seen that movie all the way through.  I know, shame on me.......
 
2014-07-17 04:57:38 PM  
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And for all the lovely redheads in this thread:
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As for the girls in the article: Twins are on the bucket list, redhead is on the bucket list, I do believe they meet those two criteria.  For money?  Not so much.  But for free?  Oh hell yes.
 
2014-07-17 06:27:18 PM  
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2014-07-17 07:42:46 PM  

Land_of_the_Magic_Dragon: Where's the Molly Quin pictures? Fark is slipping.


I know, right?

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http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-fVQRecfDeE8/UlSznN2kyaI/AAAAAAAAJDo/p7w4nj 2d mLo/s640/MQ9.gif (NSFW if your boss doesn't like hot women at a fake Comic Con)
 
2014-07-17 08:14:12 PM  

buntz: You know, in theory having sex with twins is great.
But I think in reality once I got there I would be thinking "Ew, you're sisters"

/I must be getting old


I'd make one go down on the other
 
2014-07-17 08:32:12 PM  
Fark all these glamour shots.  I want more pics of hot hoes in action.
 
2014-07-17 09:20:35 PM  

serial_crusher: why would you do prostitution instead of porn?  these girls could make a lot of money legally.


These two were probably hooking and doing drugs long before they turned eighteen, which makes them trouble.  If they had waited a bit longer, who knows.
 
2014-07-17 10:25:21 PM  

Boondock3806: MooseBayou: NSFW or kittens

http://tinypic.com/r/2f0f2qb/8

There was a big old Christian Mingle ad next to that pic. Awesome.


I got a dentistry ad.   Dont forget to floss kids!
 
2014-07-18 02:12:19 AM  
I'd do 'em. But let's face it, at this point in life I'm more or less standing around waiting to see what form of cancer I'm going to get.
 
2014-07-18 05:38:16 AM  
 
2014-07-18 05:52:59 AM  
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much higher resolution

^ someone'll kvetch if i don't label it NSFW. ^

Eva Vica Kerekes (indisputably NSFW)
 
2014-07-18 08:14:20 AM  
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2014-07-18 05:09:24 PM  

Sinbox: All of the following would very likely be considered NSFW somewhere upon the globe:

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