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2014-07-17 09:15:12 AM  

theorellior: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Heroin.

19? Wowwwwww, that's a rough 19.


Well, it's 19 in Lohan years.
 
2014-07-17 09:15:56 AM  
They look pretty hot to me. Aside from the prostitution and heroin problems - which are huge caveats.
 
2014-07-17 09:16:51 AM  

theorellior: They're best after being hung in your basement for two weeks.


I likes'em better when they're given all the trimmin' and carved up just right to let the juices flow out good.
 
2014-07-17 09:17:20 AM  
I don't have a problem with them...
Not at all.
 
2014-07-17 09:18:19 AM  

Random Anonymous Blackmail: Raider_dad

If a Redhead has small tits that's a sign to stay away.


Inquiring minds want to know... I have never heard this.


I'd have to call it my own conspiracy theory but it is what I have observed over the years working the nightshift and seeing people out and about at 2am.
 
2014-07-17 09:21:48 AM  
 
2014-07-17 09:24:39 AM  

Gene Masseth Jr.: I would, but I wouldn't pay.


Free sex is a myth. It doesn't matter if your handing them cash or putting a ring on thier finger. Your still buying it.
 
2014-07-17 09:25:29 AM  
If you think of Raleigh as DC without the museums, this sort of thing makes more sense.

/don't get me started on Charlotte
 
2014-07-17 09:26:18 AM  
This girl does (did?) nice porno
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2014-07-17 09:26:21 AM  
It would be nice if one of these "redhead" articles/threads would have actual redheads.
 
2014-07-17 09:26:24 AM  

No Such Agency: Land_of_the_Magic_Dragon: acad1228: Pribar: acad1228: Muta: acad1228: Ugly is bad, but that's ugly twice!

Don't try to kid us, you'd do them.

Denial is not just a river in Egypt....

Who's denying anything? I don't like skinny and I don't like ugly. When your prference leans more towards the full figured women, you don't have to settle for skinny, ugly meth-heads.

Full figured is were it's at. Ain't no loving like plus size loving.

Having sex with these two would roughly add up to one chunky girl.  The chunky girls you're thinking of probably wouldn't steal your wallet while you're in the loo though.

OK for serious, as much as I in theory think "prostitution should be legal, its someone's right to do what they want with their body"... here we have the typical reality: two drug addicts with a probable history of child abuse and deprived upbringing, and their pimp whose sole " work" in the enterprise is probably supplying their drugs and manipulating them into doing dirtier and dirtier tricks.  Even my depraved boner can't see a good side here.


If prostitution were legal, there would be less of a black market for it, and women like this will not be able to use prostitution to support their drug habit. On the plus side, if they did go into legal prostitution, they would at least have some sort of protections that would prevent their pimp from doing what you just described.

In either event, it's pretty hard to see past the tragic here. These two have clearly had a rough life and it's not going to get any easier when they go to jail for these petty crimes. If they ever get sober, they're going to regret a lot of their life to this point, and in the more likely case where they don't get sober, this sort of lifestyle will probably kill them. It's sad to see what drugs can do to people who might otherwise have a chance.
 
2014-07-17 09:26:47 AM  

MooseBayou: NSFW or kittens

http://tinypic.com/r/2f0f2qb/8


There was a big old Christian Mingle ad next to that pic. Awesome.
 
2014-07-17 09:28:59 AM  
I'm going to need two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a saltshaker half-full of cocaine, and a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers... Also, a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether, two dozen amyls, and a cab idling in the park lot next to the Crabtree Mall - stat - let's do this.
 
2014-07-17 09:30:22 AM  
Two chicks at the same time, you say...?
www.starburstmagazine.com
I think I could probably hook that up with those two, and not even need the million dollars.  They look like the kind of chicks that would double up on a dude like me.
 
2014-07-17 09:34:59 AM  

dpaul007: REDHEAD THREAD!

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/bottles don't count
 
2014-07-17 09:43:34 AM  

Capo Del Bandito: Lanadapter: I suspect you don't know regular hot from fark hot

What's the noticeable difference?


Hotness
 
2014-07-17 09:45:22 AM  
 
2014-07-17 09:47:19 AM  

ArcadianRefugee: colinspooky: I suspect subbs may not quite understand the word 'hot'. OR, is just piling on the irony by the shovel load, which I suspect is the most likely.

I know, right? It's amazing what actual humans look like when actually not airbrushed and actually not having had a professional do their cosmetics.

What was subby thinking?

Land_of_the_Magic_Dragon: When your prference leans more towards the full figured women

Just say "fatties". It's OK. Someone's gotta love 'em; may as well be you.


No sense trying to define "hot" for everybody, but I have to say the "actual human beings" I know are a lot more "full-figured" than these two emaciated skanks.
 
2014-07-17 09:48:47 AM  
 
2014-07-17 09:52:25 AM  

Harry Freakstorm: [www.thesmokinggun.com image 465x290]

The one on the right still hasn't stopped talking. "... and she said this would just be like doing a porno and it's legal and there wouldn't be no touching but there was touching and we were gonna get enough money for boobs and then maybe I could go to cosmetology school and be a hair dresser. There's a place that I go to and they have an open station. They'll rent it by the week and Sarah, the lady that owns the place said she would rent it to me but I have to have a state certificate and to get that you have to have so many hours of instruction, so many hours of supervised hair cutting and dying and this place will let you do all that but they want their money up front and I was gonna give it to them with the money I made from this stuff and I know it was wrong - morally cause the bible says you should have pretend sex with your sister form money but it's probably in the front of the Bible where they don't talk a lot about that stuff anymore. It's all "Jesus says" now and that's in the reboot version. They don't even mention Moses in the reboot. Isn't that sad? The guy parts the Hi-C for the flock of many and he doesn't get mentioned. That's like dropping Spock from the Star Trek reboot. Of course they didn't do that. No one would go see that. Not even my friend Stephen who has all the Star Trek stuff on his computer. Oh mister policeman. You shot yourself in the head? Was that an accident? I can fix your hair for you if you want me to but I'll wait for you to stop bleeding.



That was great-- thanks, I needed the laugh.
 
2014-07-17 09:55:06 AM  
The only thing hot is the fact they are twins.  Individually, they aren't much.  But yeah, I'd do em, just for the twins angle.
 
2014-07-17 09:57:17 AM  

HairyNevus: They probably could have seduced a certain member of the Night's Watch...


To be fair, it doesn't take much to seduce Nobby.
 
2014-07-17 09:58:32 AM  

stonicus: The only thing hot is the fact they are twins.  Individually, they aren't much.  But yeah, I'd do em, just for the twins angle.


Plus, when you tell your friends about it you just leave the story at "I did a pair of 19 year old, red head twins."

Any follow up questions you just answer with a smile
 
2014-07-17 09:58:39 AM  
 
2014-07-17 09:58:56 AM  
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2014-07-17 09:58:57 AM  

SpectroBoy: This looks like a job for redhead eye bleach

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Thank you. You're doing the Lord's work sir.
 
2014-07-17 09:59:22 AM  

txchad: DanInKansas: Today I'm in the kind of mood where it seems just especially blatant that arresting them for prostitution is punishing them for attempting to make money; an example of our oligarchic system working to make sure poor people stay poor.  Doesn't have to be a conspiracy or a work of intention; just like our immune system doesn't really have an "intention" behind it, our social system works against class mobility.

That sucks and all, but what happens when they start spreading around aids?


They're gonna do that anyway.  If we legalized prostitution, and regulated it, then either these girls would get the safety and protection they need or they wouldn't do it.
 
2014-07-17 10:00:10 AM  

LegacyDL: More importantly: If they're identical twins is it incest or masturbation?


It is incest.  And not at all sexy.  And it irks most twins to no end.

/Married to an identical twin. I married the evil, pretty one, according to her family.
 
2014-07-17 10:00:17 AM  

GRCooper: stonicus: The only thing hot is the fact they are twins.  Individually, they aren't much.  But yeah, I'd do em, just for the twins angle.

Plus, when you tell your friends about it you just leave the story at "I did a pair of 19 year old, red head twins."

Any follow up questions you just answer with a smile


Yeah... it's definitely just a "checkmark on my todo list" kind of thing.  =)
 
2014-07-17 10:01:16 AM  
Why wouldn't they just go the strip club route? There's no way a club near them wouldn't want that act.
 
2014-07-17 10:01:34 AM  

stonicus: The only thing hot is the fact they are twins.  Individually, they aren't much.  But yeah, I'd do em, just for the twins angle.


img.fark.net

This one actually looks pretty good. Especially for a mug shot.
 
2014-07-17 10:04:15 AM  

MooseBayou: NSFW
http://33.media.tumblr.com/dbf553f40ddb4ad84aaf0ce01419ff30/tumblr_n 83 izj5znf1qisy1jo1_500.jpg

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-Siw-Pd4y74A/UcOjmCZ2CAI/AAAAAAAAAEk/_3LZj0 7J pgY/s1600/rh+13.jpg

http://31.media.tumblr.com/80d9aec0b78b3adc3461a934636e1b38/tumblr_m tw 7vj4ntt1qimfqqo1_500.jpg


That's a fine butt in that third picture.
 
2014-07-17 10:07:42 AM  

Prince George: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Prophet of Loss:

Meth or heroin? My money's on meth.


[img.fark.net image 850x530]


Heroin.

Yep. skin is too clear for meth


Look like I need to cancel my appearance on next week's "Do You Know Your Drug Whores?".
 
2014-07-17 10:08:30 AM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: This one actually looks pretty good. Especially for a mug shot.


She has an expression like she was asked to do long division in her head.
 
2014-07-17 10:08:50 AM  

secularsage: No Such Agency: Land_of_the_Magic_Dragon: acad1228: Pribar: acad1228: Muta: acad1228: Ugly is bad, but that's ugly twice!

Don't try to kid us, you'd do them.

Denial is not just a river in Egypt....

Who's denying anything? I don't like skinny and I don't like ugly. When your prference leans more towards the full figured women, you don't have to settle for skinny, ugly meth-heads.

Full figured is were it's at. Ain't no loving like plus size loving.

Having sex with these two would roughly add up to one chunky girl.  The chunky girls you're thinking of probably wouldn't steal your wallet while you're in the loo though.

OK for serious, as much as I in theory think "prostitution should be legal, its someone's right to do what they want with their body"... here we have the typical reality: two drug addicts with a probable history of child abuse and deprived upbringing, and their pimp whose sole " work" in the enterprise is probably supplying their drugs and manipulating them into doing dirtier and dirtier tricks.  Even my depraved boner can't see a good side here.

If prostitution were legal, there would be less of a black market for it, and women like this will not be able to use prostitution to support their drug habit. On the plus side, if they did go into legal prostitution, they would at least have some sort of protections that would prevent their pimp from doing what you just described.

In either event, it's pretty hard to see past the tragic here. These two have clearly had a rough life and it's not going to get any easier when they go to jail for these petty crimes. If they ever get sober, they're going to regret a lot of their life to this point, and in the more likely case where they don't get sober, this sort of lifestyle will probably kill them. It's sad to see what drugs can do to people who might otherwise have a chance.


I agree that prostitution should be legal.

You think legal prostitution would get rid of low rent street/junkie walkers?

I have lived in a country where prostitution is legal and been to six others where it was as well and there were plenty of whores who were alcoholics and drug addicts.  They either were before they became whores or the job is just too much to handle sober.

Your statement "If prostitution were legal, there would be less of a black market for it, and women like this will not be able to use prostitution to support their drug habit. " is not based in reality.

As for protections?  The only ability  to go to police if there pimp or client gets to rough?  They can do that now, though the only risk is getting charged for being a whore.
 
2014-07-17 10:09:39 AM  
They'd be really pretty if they could do their makeup properly and not put asthma inhalers in their bras.
 
2014-07-17 10:09:53 AM  
I really dont get why one of them has bail set at 4000 and the other at 8000.
 
2014-07-17 10:12:31 AM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: MooseBayou:

NSFW

That one's built rather strange.


Attractive in her own way, though.
 
2014-07-17 10:14:50 AM  

az28: I really dont get why one of them has bail set at 4000 and the other at 8000.


"Sarah...was also charged with failing to appear in court in connection with a 2013 misdemeanor case."
 
2014-07-17 10:18:47 AM  

secularsage: If prostitution were legal, there would be less of a black market for it, and women like this will not be able to use prostitution to support their drug habit. On the plus side, if they did go into legal prostitution, they would at least have some sort of protections that would prevent their pimp from doing what you just described.


See, I think that if it was legal, it would be a lot safer, but it would still support a lot of drug habits because there aren't a lot of low-skill ways to make the money needed to support a serious drug habit.  And you have to keep pimping very illegal because pimps are scum, but the law can't be written lazily (as Canada's govt recently did) or a hooker's driver, landlord, dog walker, and paperboy are all suddenly "living off the avails of prostitution".
 
2014-07-17 10:22:50 AM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: That's the inflator for her left breast.


I think it's broken.
 
2014-07-17 10:26:51 AM  
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And some very very NSFW pics of Tarra White (the last one pictured):

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I have to flip through my (unorganized as hell) Photobucket, but I think I still have pics of my redhead ex from back in 2007. Awwwwwwwwwwww good times, good times!
 
2014-07-17 10:26:56 AM  

dv-ous: TO WHORES!

(But seriously drugs are bad m'kay?)


web.mit.edu

web.mit.edu
 
2014-07-17 10:31:47 AM  
twins?  yep.  red heads?  yep.  teens?  yep.  sisters?  yep.  willing to have sex together with me?  yep.  Up to that point, I'm ready to throw my life away for the chance - but then the pictures kind of kill it all.  AIDS, gonorrhea, syphilis, herpes, and chlamydia and dead eyes.
 
2014-07-17 10:34:24 AM  

Too Pretty For Prison: twins?  yep.  red heads?  yep.  teens?  yep.  sisters?  yep.  willing to have sex together with me?  yep.  Up to that point, I'm ready to throw my life away for the chance - but then the pictures kind of kill it all.  AIDS, gonorrhea, syphilis, herpes, and chlamydia and dead eyes.


You're ready to throw your life away for the chance... until you see you will actually be throwing your life away for the chance.
 
kab
2014-07-17 10:35:20 AM  

jxb465: Welcome to Fark, where even the ugly girls are hot.


Don't kid yourself.   Clean these 2 up and give them the same photo treatment that most media darlings get, and this thread would be chock full of 'fist of an angry god' pics.

/and yes, the current legal status of prostitution is absurd.
 
2014-07-17 10:35:57 AM  

GRCooper: Hotness


Then how the hell would you describe 'Fark Hot'?
 
2014-07-17 10:36:29 AM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: stonicus: The only thing hot is the fact they are twins.  Individually, they aren't much.  But yeah, I'd do em, just for the twins angle.

[img.fark.net image 418x528]

This one actually looks pretty good. Especially for a mug shot.


She makes the tiny robot in my brain yell "Danger Will Robinson! Danger! Danger!"
 
2014-07-17 10:36:51 AM  
 
2014-07-17 10:38:29 AM  
I love NSFW pics... no worry about the network admin seeing I looked at them... cuz that's me!!!
 
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