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(The Smoking Gun)   Hot? Check. Redheads? Check. Twins into kinky sex? Double check. Arrested for prostitution at La Quinta Inn & Suites adjacent to the Crabtree Valley Mall? Well, this is Fark (Not safe for work)   (thesmokinggun.com) divider line 224
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2014-07-17 08:35:31 AM  
I think I saw the one on the right for sale at a sex shop once..
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2014-07-17 08:36:00 AM  

colinspooky: I suspect subbs may not quite understand the word 'hot'. OR, is just piling on the irony by the shovel load, which I suspect is the most likely.


Welcome to Fark, where even the ugly girls are hot.
 
2014-07-17 08:36:13 AM  

Barricaded Gunman: I like that the photo of the twins' booking shot has a "Click to Enlarge" option, but the one of their (male) accomplice was not.
The Smoking Gun knows their audience.


the bottomless photo didn't tip you off?
 
2014-07-17 08:36:44 AM  
Heroin addicted prostitutes? 

No thanks. Odds of them having the HIV are pretty damn high
 
2014-07-17 08:38:23 AM  
personally i think they are smoking hot, albeit kind of dirty-looking.  shame they had to resort to being prostitutes on backpage.  i bet they could make decent money doing legitimate porn films or softcore photography, or at least working at a strip club.  always terrible when attractive young people ruin themselves with drugs.
 
2014-07-17 08:39:05 AM  

buntz: You know, in theory having sex with twins is great.
But I think in reality once I got there I would be thinking "Ew, you're sisters"

/I must be getting old


The taboo against incest is based on the increased chance of genetic deficiency if children are produced. That can't happen in this case.
 
2014-07-17 08:40:00 AM  
American hot
 
2014-07-17 08:40:23 AM  
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Fetish list:
Redheads: Check
Twins: Check
Kinky: Check
Willingness to do anything: DOUBLE CHECK++

I see nothing wrong here, well except hepatitis, herpes, crabs, or other STD's, but that's why God invented condoms right?
 
2014-07-17 08:40:25 AM  
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2014-07-17 08:40:50 AM  
Everything about those pics screams DANGER DANGER but I'm afraid I'd still do 'em. Craaaaaazy redheads, oh yeah.
 
2014-07-17 08:40:54 AM  
Boob tat!
 
2014-07-17 08:42:03 AM  
No skanks.
 
2014-07-17 08:42:08 AM  

DanInKansas: Today I'm in the kind of mood where it seems just especially blatant that arresting them for prostitution is punishing them for attempting to make money; an example of our oligarchic system working to make sure poor people stay poor.  Doesn't have to be a conspiracy or a work of intention; just like our immune system doesn't really have an "intention" behind it, our social system works against class mobility.


That sucks and all, but what happens when they start spreading around aids?
 
2014-07-17 08:42:50 AM  

serial_crusher: why would you do prostitution instead of porn?  these girls could make a lot of money legally.


No kidding.  They aren't gorgeous or anything, but they're hot enough to do porn, especially if they play up the twin angle.  They could probably have a year or two of steady, reasonably well paying work before the drugs made them too ugly to use anymore.
 
2014-07-17 08:43:21 AM  

Pribar: acad1228: Muta: acad1228: Ugly is bad, but that's ugly twice!

Don't try to kid us, you'd do them.

Denial is not just a river in Egypt....


Who's denying anything? I don't like skinny and I don't like ugly. When your prference leans more towards the full figured women, you don't have to settle for skinny, ugly meth-heads.
 
2014-07-17 08:46:52 AM  

acad1228: Pribar: acad1228: Muta: acad1228: Ugly is bad, but that's ugly twice!

Don't try to kid us, you'd do them.

Denial is not just a river in Egypt....

Who's denying anything? I don't like skinny and I don't like ugly. When your prference leans more towards the full figured women, you don't have to settle for skinny, ugly meth-heads.


Full figured is were it's at. Ain't no loving like plus size loving.
 
2014-07-17 08:46:52 AM  
Cartoon Network show Johnny Test could be honestly described as "Twin redhead girls into experiments with their younger brother and his dog" and it's perfectly innocent and accurate until you apply your pornographic mind.
 
2014-07-17 08:47:29 AM  
They're hotter than what 97% of farkers will ever get
 
2014-07-17 08:47:31 AM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Heroin.


19? Wowwwwww, that's a rough 19.
 
2014-07-17 08:48:06 AM  
What's up dick?

*chomp chomp chomp*

I knew we shouldn't have taken that left turn at  OlsenTwinsaquerque!
 
2014-07-17 08:48:58 AM  
Subbs, that's a hot mess.
Well, on the bright side at least they wouldn't feel taboo getting frisky with each other during a 3 way.
 
2014-07-17 08:51:45 AM  
That's a tough 19..

Girls, stay in school.
 
2014-07-17 08:52:25 AM  
Not bad but not "I'd pay for sex from an IV drug user" hot.
 
2014-07-17 08:52:25 AM  

LeroyBourne: Subbs, that's a hot mess.
Well, on the bright side at least they wouldn't feel taboo getting frisky with each other during a 3 way.


Eh they are heroin/meth addicted prostitutes. They would just lie there and take it.
 
2014-07-17 08:53:14 AM  

SpectroBoy: This looks like a job for redhead eye bleach

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Very helpful... but I believe there could be hope for those two to be in a list like this one... if they can change their current life pattern
 
2014-07-17 08:53:47 AM  
REDHEAD THREAD!

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2014-07-17 08:54:02 AM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Prophet of Loss:

Meth or heroin? My money's on meth.


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Heroin.


Yep. skin is too clear for meth
 
2014-07-17 08:55:29 AM  

colinspooky: I suspect subbs may not quite understand the word 'hot'. OR, is just piling on the irony by the shovel load, which I suspect is the most likely.


or subby just a raging virgin and then those girls would be hot in his case
 
2014-07-17 08:56:12 AM  

colinspooky: I suspect subbs may not quite understand the word 'hot'. OR, is just piling on the irony by the shovel load, which I suspect is the most likely.


I know, right? It's amazing what actual humans look like when actually not airbrushed and actually not having had a professional do their cosmetics.

What was subby thinking?

Land_of_the_Magic_Dragon: When your prference leans more towards the full figured women


Just say "fatties". It's OK. Someone's gotta love 'em; may as well be you.
 
2014-07-17 08:56:22 AM  
TO WHORES!

(But seriously drugs are bad m'kay?)
 
2014-07-17 08:56:32 AM  
What if they could just be hired to do each other and a blonde of my choosing and I just record it?

That way I can enjoy them AND my dick won't turn green and vomit up pus.
 
2014-07-17 08:57:46 AM  

colinspooky: I suspect subbs may not quite understand the word 'hot'. OR, is just piling on the irony by the shovel load, which I suspect is the most likely.


I suspect you don't know regular hot from fark hot
 
2014-07-17 08:58:30 AM  
If i saw them out in a bar, cleaned up a little bit, i definitely would. Yes.They are probably in the 1% of Craigslist hookers. (that's not saying much)
 
2014-07-17 08:59:41 AM  
Thanks Obama.
 
2014-07-17 09:00:35 AM  

ArcadianRefugee: colinspooky: I suspect subbs may not quite understand the word 'hot'. OR, is just piling on the irony by the shovel load, which I suspect is the most likely.

I know, right? It's amazing what actual humans look like when actually not airbrushed and actually not having had a professional do their cosmetics.

What was subby thinking?

Land_of_the_Magic_Dragon: When your prference leans more towards the full figured women

Just say "fatties". It's OK. Someone's gotta love 'em; may as well be you.


Women are like steaks. They need fat for flavor. When you slap them on the ass and break thier hip they are to skinny. The girls in the pics could be pretty if they cleaned up and sober.
 
2014-07-17 09:02:29 AM  
Was trying to post a pic of Grayson Hall, but it kept getting "thrown away."  Anyway, these chicks, especially the one in the black shirt, look like a younger version of her.

/Maybe it's just me
 
2014-07-17 09:04:15 AM  

machoprogrammer: LeroyBourne: Subbs, that's a hot mess.
Well, on the bright side at least they wouldn't feel taboo getting frisky with each other during a 3 way.

Eh they are heroin/meth addicted prostitutes. They would just lie there and take it.


Just get them their fix before sexy times.
Ehhh, I can't joke.  I've worked with junkies in kitchens before.  When they were happy and normal looking they were high as fark.  When they weren't well....they've seen better days like these two ladies.
 
2014-07-17 09:07:46 AM  

Lanadapter: I suspect you don't know regular hot from fark hot


What's the noticeable difference?
 
2014-07-17 09:08:19 AM  
If a Redhead has small tits that's a sign to stay away.
 
2014-07-17 09:08:51 AM  

Land_of_the_Magic_Dragon: Women are like steaks


They're great when you sear in the heat and slap some A-1 Sauce on them?
 
2014-07-17 09:09:53 AM  
I don't think they look bad.. course, coming up with a topic for conversation could be a challenge..
 
2014-07-17 09:10:04 AM  

Capo Del Bandito: Land_of_the_Magic_Dragon: Women are like steaks

They're great when you sear in the heat and slap some A-1 Sauce on them?


They're best after being hung in your basement for two weeks.
 
2014-07-17 09:10:45 AM  
Raider_dad

If a Redhead has small tits that's a sign to stay away.


Inquiring minds want to know... I have never heard this.
 
2014-07-17 09:11:02 AM  
"We bout to start workin makeing honest money"

Even their ghetto-speak has a typo.

/Honest money, hah!
 
2014-07-17 09:11:23 AM  

Land_of_the_Magic_Dragon: acad1228: Pribar: acad1228: Muta: acad1228: Ugly is bad, but that's ugly twice!

Don't try to kid us, you'd do them.

Denial is not just a river in Egypt....

Who's denying anything? I don't like skinny and I don't like ugly. When your prference leans more towards the full figured women, you don't have to settle for skinny, ugly meth-heads.

Full figured is were it's at. Ain't no loving like plus size loving.


Having sex with these two would roughly add up to one chunky girl.  The chunky girls you're thinking of probably wouldn't steal your wallet while you're in the loo though.

OK for serious, as much as I in theory think "prostitution should be legal, its someone's right to do what they want with their body"... here we have the typical reality: two drug addicts with a probable history of child abuse and deprived upbringing, and their pimp whose sole " work" in the enterprise is probably supplying their drugs and manipulating them into doing dirtier and dirtier tricks.  Even my depraved boner can't see a good side here.
 
2014-07-17 09:11:24 AM  
I think after a detox and some solid meals they would actually look pretty good.
 
2014-07-17 09:11:36 AM  
 
2014-07-17 09:12:05 AM  
19?

Must be a lot of city miles on those faces.
 
2014-07-17 09:13:41 AM  
They might clean up in a Pretty Woman kind of way. Take a committed concierge though.

/count the tines on the fork
 
2014-07-17 09:13:41 AM  
I would, but I wouldn't pay.
 
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