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2014-07-17 04:00:01 AM
I suspect subbs may not quite understand the word 'hot'. OR, is just piling on the irony by the shovel load, which I suspect is the most likely.
 
2014-07-17 04:11:00 AM
Yeah, there's a NSFW photo in that article. Not bad for the second stage of meth, though.
 
2014-07-17 05:56:59 AM
Hot?  Not so much.  But hittable?  Yes...

I bet they were popular amongst the BP crowd.  I mean no guy has a fantasy about doing attractive legal teenage twins, do they?
 
2014-07-17 06:14:12 AM
I think I caught herpes just looking at those pictures.
 
2014-07-17 06:17:49 AM
 
2014-07-17 06:52:18 AM
Maybe after a delousing and a round of penicillin shots.
 
2014-07-17 07:57:46 AM
Is that an asthma inhaler stuck in her bra?
 
2014-07-17 08:01:43 AM
Ugly is bad, but that's ugly twice!
 
hej
2014-07-17 08:01:55 AM
Hot?
 
2014-07-17 08:03:33 AM
More importantly: If they're identical twins is it incest or masturbation?
 
2014-07-17 08:05:25 AM

Three Crooked Squirrels: Is that an asthma inhaler stuck in her bra?


www.thesmokinggun.com

That's the inflator for her left breast.
 
2014-07-17 08:05:31 AM
Possible red head thread bookmark!

/not hot enough.
//but crazy red heads rock.
///I feel slightly ashamed.
 
2014-07-17 08:05:44 AM

acad1228: Ugly is bad, but that's ugly twice!


Don't try to kid us, you'd do them.
 
2014-07-17 08:05:55 AM
pfft, fake redheads
 
2014-07-17 08:06:00 AM
You know, in theory having sex with twins is great.
But I think in reality once I got there I would be thinking "Ew, you're sisters"

/I must be getting old
 
2014-07-17 08:06:04 AM
Damn you to Hell, Subby. Damn you and your family.

/I'm going to walk over here to wretch.
 
2014-07-17 08:06:39 AM
I'd do 'em.  Then get my shots.
 
2014-07-17 08:07:45 AM
Meth or heroin? My money's on meth.
 
2014-07-17 08:07:59 AM
It's kind of sad that this was their way of trying to get themselves together. Admittedly, they would make more money than if they were selling shoes or waitressing but it's still depressing to see that it was a viable alternative.
 
2014-07-17 08:07:59 AM
/Redheads do not always =/= hot/hittable, especially here.

/yick.
 
2014-07-17 08:08:33 AM
Subby meant meth-hot.
 
2014-07-17 08:11:47 AM
Meth, not even once.
 
2014-07-17 08:12:46 AM

rzrwiresunrise: Subby meant meth-hot.


Yeah. I'd wager that the one in the purple shirt is into it more heavily than the one in the black shirt (just based on the fact that she looks more emaciated), but they're both on their way to a featured spot in "Faces of Meth".
 
2014-07-17 08:13:04 AM
Hot subby?

More like post 2006 Lohan "hot".
 
2014-07-17 08:16:28 AM

buntz: You know, in theory having sex with twins is great.
But I think in reality once I got there I would be thinking "Ew, you're sisters"

/I must be getting old


and gay.
 
2014-07-17 08:16:47 AM
Asthmatic porn.

/rule 34
 
2014-07-17 08:16:57 AM
Prophet of Loss:

Meth or heroin? My money's on meth.


img.fark.net


Heroin.
 
2014-07-17 08:17:19 AM
Today I'm in the kind of mood where it seems just especially blatant that arresting them for prostitution is punishing them for attempting to make money; an example of our oligarchic system working to make sure poor people stay poor.  Doesn't have to be a conspiracy or a work of intention; just like our immune system doesn't really have an "intention" behind it, our social system works against class mobility.
 
2014-07-17 08:17:41 AM
Soften them up a bit... I'll bet a few folks on here would change their minds..

/Yes I would... both....
 
2014-07-17 08:17:48 AM
I like that the photo of the twins' booking shot has a "Click to Enlarge" option, but the one of their (male) accomplice was not.
The Smoking Gun knows their audience.
 
2014-07-17 08:18:40 AM
That's why police are bad.  These girls were just looking to make some honest money.
 
2014-07-17 08:18:50 AM
www.thesmokinggun.com

The one on the right still hasn't stopped talking. "... and she said this would just be like doing a porno and it's legal and there wouldn't be no touching but there was touching and we were gonna get enough money for boobs and then maybe I could go to cosmetology school and be a hair dresser. There's a place that I go to and they have an open station. They'll rent it by the week and Sarah, the lady that owns the place said she would rent it to me but I have to have a state certificate and to get that you have to have so many hours of instruction, so many hours of supervised hair cutting and dying and this place will let you do all that but they want their money up front and I was gonna give it to them with the money I made from this stuff and I know it was wrong - morally cause the bible says you should have pretend sex with your sister form money but it's probably in the front of the Bible where they don't talk a lot about that stuff anymore. It's all "Jesus says" now and that's in the reboot version. They don't even mention Moses in the reboot. Isn't that sad? The guy parts the Hi-C for the flock of many and he doesn't get mentioned. That's like dropping Spock from the Star Trek reboot. Of course they didn't do that. No one would go see that. Not even my friend Stephen who has all the Star Trek stuff on his computer. Oh mister policeman. You shot yourself in the head? Was that an accident? I can fix your hair for you if you want me to but I'll wait for you to stop bleeding.
 
2014-07-17 08:19:26 AM
Stand back subby the situation is far too perilous.
 
2014-07-17 08:19:46 AM
They probably could have seduced a certain member of the Night's Watch...
 
2014-07-17 08:19:50 AM

unclemongo: I'd do 'em.  Then get my shots.


Hell with the shots, after 21 years in the Marines anything those two have would run in terror from the shiat already in my bloodstream
 
2014-07-17 08:22:23 AM

HotWingAgenda: Yeah, there's a NSFW photo in that article. Not bad for the second stage of meth, though.


Yeah, I got the meth vibe too. I'm guessing it's not long until they can offer the special no-teeth blowjobs.

Too bad, they look like they used to be hot.
 
2014-07-17 08:23:26 AM

HairyNevus: They probably could have seduced a certain member of the Night's Watch...


You know nothing Jon Snow
 
2014-07-17 08:23:32 AM
I'm in.
 
2014-07-17 08:25:46 AM
This looks like a job for redhead eye bleach

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thechive.files.wordpress.com


images.wikia.com
 
2014-07-17 08:26:32 AM
why would you do prostitution instead of porn?  these girls could make a lot of money legally.
 
2014-07-17 08:27:03 AM
Proving once again that the Research Triangle is not the paradise people think it is. Glad I moved the hell out of there.
Chapel Hill=overpriced
Durham=ghetto
Raleigh=not the "big city"
 
2014-07-17 08:27:15 AM
Nice hot Andre the Giant chins they've got there ;)
 
2014-07-17 08:27:31 AM
That's heroin eyes (or as they say here in Delaware Herr-RON).  Seen it 100's of times....
 
2014-07-17 08:29:03 AM

buntz: You know, in theory having sex with twins is great.


www.shoppingblog.com
 
2014-07-17 08:29:24 AM

Muta: acad1228: Ugly is bad, but that's ugly twice!

Don't try to kid us, you'd do them.


encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com
 
2014-07-17 08:30:31 AM

Cdr.Murdock: That's heroin eyes (or as they say here in Delaware Herr-RON).  Seen it 100's of times....


Lots of pink eye shadow out there?  I had no idea that was from heroin ;)
 
2014-07-17 08:32:11 AM

acad1228: Muta: acad1228: Ugly is bad, but that's ugly twice!

Don't try to kid us, you'd do them.


Denial is not just a river in Egypt....
 
2014-07-17 08:32:45 AM
I had twins once; happiest day of my life.

sindenlee3.files.wordpress.com
 
2014-07-17 08:33:57 AM
They look like they're in the midst of a steep decline from "hawt" to "GAHHHHHHHHHH".
 
2014-07-17 08:35:09 AM
Bunch of Studman69 wannabes in this thread, I see.
 
2014-07-17 08:35:31 AM
I think I saw the one on the right for sale at a sex shop once..
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2014-07-17 08:36:00 AM

colinspooky: I suspect subbs may not quite understand the word 'hot'. OR, is just piling on the irony by the shovel load, which I suspect is the most likely.


Welcome to Fark, where even the ugly girls are hot.
 
2014-07-17 08:36:13 AM

Barricaded Gunman: I like that the photo of the twins' booking shot has a "Click to Enlarge" option, but the one of their (male) accomplice was not.
The Smoking Gun knows their audience.


the bottomless photo didn't tip you off?
 
2014-07-17 08:36:44 AM
Heroin addicted prostitutes? 

No thanks. Odds of them having the HIV are pretty damn high
 
2014-07-17 08:38:23 AM
personally i think they are smoking hot, albeit kind of dirty-looking.  shame they had to resort to being prostitutes on backpage.  i bet they could make decent money doing legitimate porn films or softcore photography, or at least working at a strip club.  always terrible when attractive young people ruin themselves with drugs.
 
2014-07-17 08:39:05 AM

buntz: You know, in theory having sex with twins is great.
But I think in reality once I got there I would be thinking "Ew, you're sisters"

/I must be getting old


The taboo against incest is based on the increased chance of genetic deficiency if children are produced. That can't happen in this case.
 
2014-07-17 08:40:00 AM
American hot
 
2014-07-17 08:40:23 AM
[hititlikefistofangrygod.jpg]

Fetish list:
Redheads: Check
Twins: Check
Kinky: Check
Willingness to do anything: DOUBLE CHECK++

I see nothing wrong here, well except hepatitis, herpes, crabs, or other STD's, but that's why God invented condoms right?
 
2014-07-17 08:40:25 AM
img.fark.net
 
2014-07-17 08:40:50 AM
Everything about those pics screams DANGER DANGER but I'm afraid I'd still do 'em. Craaaaaazy redheads, oh yeah.
 
2014-07-17 08:40:54 AM
Boob tat!
 
2014-07-17 08:42:03 AM
No skanks.
 
2014-07-17 08:42:08 AM

DanInKansas: Today I'm in the kind of mood where it seems just especially blatant that arresting them for prostitution is punishing them for attempting to make money; an example of our oligarchic system working to make sure poor people stay poor.  Doesn't have to be a conspiracy or a work of intention; just like our immune system doesn't really have an "intention" behind it, our social system works against class mobility.


That sucks and all, but what happens when they start spreading around aids?
 
2014-07-17 08:42:50 AM

serial_crusher: why would you do prostitution instead of porn?  these girls could make a lot of money legally.


No kidding.  They aren't gorgeous or anything, but they're hot enough to do porn, especially if they play up the twin angle.  They could probably have a year or two of steady, reasonably well paying work before the drugs made them too ugly to use anymore.
 
2014-07-17 08:43:21 AM

Pribar: acad1228: Muta: acad1228: Ugly is bad, but that's ugly twice!

Don't try to kid us, you'd do them.

Denial is not just a river in Egypt....


Who's denying anything? I don't like skinny and I don't like ugly. When your prference leans more towards the full figured women, you don't have to settle for skinny, ugly meth-heads.
 
2014-07-17 08:46:52 AM

acad1228: Pribar: acad1228: Muta: acad1228: Ugly is bad, but that's ugly twice!

Don't try to kid us, you'd do them.

Denial is not just a river in Egypt....

Who's denying anything? I don't like skinny and I don't like ugly. When your prference leans more towards the full figured women, you don't have to settle for skinny, ugly meth-heads.


Full figured is were it's at. Ain't no loving like plus size loving.
 
2014-07-17 08:46:52 AM
Cartoon Network show Johnny Test could be honestly described as "Twin redhead girls into experiments with their younger brother and his dog" and it's perfectly innocent and accurate until you apply your pornographic mind.
 
2014-07-17 08:47:29 AM
They're hotter than what 97% of farkers will ever get
 
2014-07-17 08:47:31 AM

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Heroin.


19? Wowwwwww, that's a rough 19.
 
2014-07-17 08:48:06 AM
What's up dick?

*chomp chomp chomp*

I knew we shouldn't have taken that left turn at  OlsenTwinsaquerque!
 
2014-07-17 08:48:58 AM
Subbs, that's a hot mess.
Well, on the bright side at least they wouldn't feel taboo getting frisky with each other during a 3 way.
 
2014-07-17 08:51:45 AM
That's a tough 19..

Girls, stay in school.
 
2014-07-17 08:52:25 AM
Not bad but not "I'd pay for sex from an IV drug user" hot.
 
2014-07-17 08:52:25 AM

LeroyBourne: Subbs, that's a hot mess.
Well, on the bright side at least they wouldn't feel taboo getting frisky with each other during a 3 way.


Eh they are heroin/meth addicted prostitutes. They would just lie there and take it.
 
2014-07-17 08:53:14 AM

SpectroBoy: This looks like a job for redhead eye bleach

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Very helpful... but I believe there could be hope for those two to be in a list like this one... if they can change their current life pattern
 
2014-07-17 08:53:47 AM
REDHEAD THREAD!

samanthaandersonauthor.files.wordpress.com
iv1.lisimg.com

3.bp.blogspot.com


2.bp.blogspot.com
cdn-images.9cloud.us
 
2014-07-17 08:54:02 AM

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Prophet of Loss:

Meth or heroin? My money's on meth.


[img.fark.net image 850x530]


Heroin.


Yep. skin is too clear for meth
 
2014-07-17 08:55:29 AM

colinspooky: I suspect subbs may not quite understand the word 'hot'. OR, is just piling on the irony by the shovel load, which I suspect is the most likely.


or subby just a raging virgin and then those girls would be hot in his case
 
2014-07-17 08:56:12 AM

colinspooky: I suspect subbs may not quite understand the word 'hot'. OR, is just piling on the irony by the shovel load, which I suspect is the most likely.


I know, right? It's amazing what actual humans look like when actually not airbrushed and actually not having had a professional do their cosmetics.

What was subby thinking?

Land_of_the_Magic_Dragon: When your prference leans more towards the full figured women


Just say "fatties". It's OK. Someone's gotta love 'em; may as well be you.
 
2014-07-17 08:56:22 AM
TO WHORES!

(But seriously drugs are bad m'kay?)
 
2014-07-17 08:56:32 AM
What if they could just be hired to do each other and a blonde of my choosing and I just record it?

That way I can enjoy them AND my dick won't turn green and vomit up pus.
 
2014-07-17 08:57:46 AM

colinspooky: I suspect subbs may not quite understand the word 'hot'. OR, is just piling on the irony by the shovel load, which I suspect is the most likely.


I suspect you don't know regular hot from fark hot
 
2014-07-17 08:58:30 AM
If i saw them out in a bar, cleaned up a little bit, i definitely would. Yes.They are probably in the 1% of Craigslist hookers. (that's not saying much)
 
2014-07-17 08:59:41 AM
Thanks Obama.
 
2014-07-17 09:00:35 AM

ArcadianRefugee: colinspooky: I suspect subbs may not quite understand the word 'hot'. OR, is just piling on the irony by the shovel load, which I suspect is the most likely.

I know, right? It's amazing what actual humans look like when actually not airbrushed and actually not having had a professional do their cosmetics.

What was subby thinking?

Land_of_the_Magic_Dragon: When your prference leans more towards the full figured women

Just say "fatties". It's OK. Someone's gotta love 'em; may as well be you.


Women are like steaks. They need fat for flavor. When you slap them on the ass and break thier hip they are to skinny. The girls in the pics could be pretty if they cleaned up and sober.
 
2014-07-17 09:02:29 AM
Was trying to post a pic of Grayson Hall, but it kept getting "thrown away."  Anyway, these chicks, especially the one in the black shirt, look like a younger version of her.

/Maybe it's just me
 
2014-07-17 09:04:15 AM

machoprogrammer: LeroyBourne: Subbs, that's a hot mess.
Well, on the bright side at least they wouldn't feel taboo getting frisky with each other during a 3 way.

Eh they are heroin/meth addicted prostitutes. They would just lie there and take it.


Just get them their fix before sexy times.
Ehhh, I can't joke.  I've worked with junkies in kitchens before.  When they were happy and normal looking they were high as fark.  When they weren't well....they've seen better days like these two ladies.
 
2014-07-17 09:07:46 AM

Lanadapter: I suspect you don't know regular hot from fark hot


What's the noticeable difference?
 
2014-07-17 09:08:19 AM
If a Redhead has small tits that's a sign to stay away.
 
2014-07-17 09:08:51 AM

Land_of_the_Magic_Dragon: Women are like steaks


They're great when you sear in the heat and slap some A-1 Sauce on them?
 
2014-07-17 09:09:53 AM
I don't think they look bad.. course, coming up with a topic for conversation could be a challenge..
 
2014-07-17 09:10:04 AM

Capo Del Bandito: Land_of_the_Magic_Dragon: Women are like steaks

They're great when you sear in the heat and slap some A-1 Sauce on them?


They're best after being hung in your basement for two weeks.
 
2014-07-17 09:10:45 AM
Raider_dad

If a Redhead has small tits that's a sign to stay away.


Inquiring minds want to know... I have never heard this.
 
2014-07-17 09:11:02 AM
"We bout to start workin makeing honest money"

Even their ghetto-speak has a typo.

/Honest money, hah!
 
2014-07-17 09:11:23 AM

Land_of_the_Magic_Dragon: acad1228: Pribar: acad1228: Muta: acad1228: Ugly is bad, but that's ugly twice!

Don't try to kid us, you'd do them.

Denial is not just a river in Egypt....

Who's denying anything? I don't like skinny and I don't like ugly. When your prference leans more towards the full figured women, you don't have to settle for skinny, ugly meth-heads.

Full figured is were it's at. Ain't no loving like plus size loving.


Having sex with these two would roughly add up to one chunky girl.  The chunky girls you're thinking of probably wouldn't steal your wallet while you're in the loo though.

OK for serious, as much as I in theory think "prostitution should be legal, its someone's right to do what they want with their body"... here we have the typical reality: two drug addicts with a probable history of child abuse and deprived upbringing, and their pimp whose sole " work" in the enterprise is probably supplying their drugs and manipulating them into doing dirtier and dirtier tricks.  Even my depraved boner can't see a good side here.
 
2014-07-17 09:11:24 AM
I think after a detox and some solid meals they would actually look pretty good.
 
2014-07-17 09:11:36 AM
 
2014-07-17 09:12:05 AM
19?

Must be a lot of city miles on those faces.
 
2014-07-17 09:13:41 AM
They might clean up in a Pretty Woman kind of way. Take a committed concierge though.

/count the tines on the fork
 
2014-07-17 09:13:41 AM
I would, but I wouldn't pay.
 
2014-07-17 09:15:12 AM

theorellior: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Heroin.

19? Wowwwwww, that's a rough 19.


Well, it's 19 in Lohan years.
 
2014-07-17 09:15:56 AM
They look pretty hot to me. Aside from the prostitution and heroin problems - which are huge caveats.
 
2014-07-17 09:16:51 AM

theorellior: They're best after being hung in your basement for two weeks.


I likes'em better when they're given all the trimmin' and carved up just right to let the juices flow out good.
 
2014-07-17 09:17:20 AM
I don't have a problem with them...
Not at all.
 
2014-07-17 09:18:19 AM

Random Anonymous Blackmail: Raider_dad

If a Redhead has small tits that's a sign to stay away.


Inquiring minds want to know... I have never heard this.


I'd have to call it my own conspiracy theory but it is what I have observed over the years working the nightshift and seeing people out and about at 2am.
 
2014-07-17 09:21:48 AM
 
2014-07-17 09:24:39 AM

Gene Masseth Jr.: I would, but I wouldn't pay.


Free sex is a myth. It doesn't matter if your handing them cash or putting a ring on thier finger. Your still buying it.
 
2014-07-17 09:25:29 AM
If you think of Raleigh as DC without the museums, this sort of thing makes more sense.

/don't get me started on Charlotte
 
2014-07-17 09:26:18 AM
This girl does (did?) nice porno
media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com
 
2014-07-17 09:26:21 AM
It would be nice if one of these "redhead" articles/threads would have actual redheads.
 
2014-07-17 09:26:24 AM

No Such Agency: Land_of_the_Magic_Dragon: acad1228: Pribar: acad1228: Muta: acad1228: Ugly is bad, but that's ugly twice!

Don't try to kid us, you'd do them.

Denial is not just a river in Egypt....

Who's denying anything? I don't like skinny and I don't like ugly. When your prference leans more towards the full figured women, you don't have to settle for skinny, ugly meth-heads.

Full figured is were it's at. Ain't no loving like plus size loving.

Having sex with these two would roughly add up to one chunky girl.  The chunky girls you're thinking of probably wouldn't steal your wallet while you're in the loo though.

OK for serious, as much as I in theory think "prostitution should be legal, its someone's right to do what they want with their body"... here we have the typical reality: two drug addicts with a probable history of child abuse and deprived upbringing, and their pimp whose sole " work" in the enterprise is probably supplying their drugs and manipulating them into doing dirtier and dirtier tricks.  Even my depraved boner can't see a good side here.


If prostitution were legal, there would be less of a black market for it, and women like this will not be able to use prostitution to support their drug habit. On the plus side, if they did go into legal prostitution, they would at least have some sort of protections that would prevent their pimp from doing what you just described.

In either event, it's pretty hard to see past the tragic here. These two have clearly had a rough life and it's not going to get any easier when they go to jail for these petty crimes. If they ever get sober, they're going to regret a lot of their life to this point, and in the more likely case where they don't get sober, this sort of lifestyle will probably kill them. It's sad to see what drugs can do to people who might otherwise have a chance.
 
2014-07-17 09:26:47 AM

MooseBayou: NSFW or kittens

http://tinypic.com/r/2f0f2qb/8


There was a big old Christian Mingle ad next to that pic. Awesome.
 
2014-07-17 09:28:59 AM
I'm going to need two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a saltshaker half-full of cocaine, and a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers... Also, a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether, two dozen amyls, and a cab idling in the park lot next to the Crabtree Mall - stat - let's do this.
 
2014-07-17 09:30:22 AM
Two chicks at the same time, you say...?
www.starburstmagazine.com
I think I could probably hook that up with those two, and not even need the million dollars.  They look like the kind of chicks that would double up on a dude like me.
 
2014-07-17 09:34:59 AM

dpaul007: REDHEAD THREAD!

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/bottles don't count
 
2014-07-17 09:43:34 AM

Capo Del Bandito: Lanadapter: I suspect you don't know regular hot from fark hot

What's the noticeable difference?


Hotness
 
2014-07-17 09:45:22 AM
 
2014-07-17 09:47:19 AM

ArcadianRefugee: colinspooky: I suspect subbs may not quite understand the word 'hot'. OR, is just piling on the irony by the shovel load, which I suspect is the most likely.

I know, right? It's amazing what actual humans look like when actually not airbrushed and actually not having had a professional do their cosmetics.

What was subby thinking?

Land_of_the_Magic_Dragon: When your prference leans more towards the full figured women

Just say "fatties". It's OK. Someone's gotta love 'em; may as well be you.


No sense trying to define "hot" for everybody, but I have to say the "actual human beings" I know are a lot more "full-figured" than these two emaciated skanks.
 
2014-07-17 09:48:47 AM
 
2014-07-17 09:52:25 AM

Harry Freakstorm: [www.thesmokinggun.com image 465x290]

The one on the right still hasn't stopped talking. "... and she said this would just be like doing a porno and it's legal and there wouldn't be no touching but there was touching and we were gonna get enough money for boobs and then maybe I could go to cosmetology school and be a hair dresser. There's a place that I go to and they have an open station. They'll rent it by the week and Sarah, the lady that owns the place said she would rent it to me but I have to have a state certificate and to get that you have to have so many hours of instruction, so many hours of supervised hair cutting and dying and this place will let you do all that but they want their money up front and I was gonna give it to them with the money I made from this stuff and I know it was wrong - morally cause the bible says you should have pretend sex with your sister form money but it's probably in the front of the Bible where they don't talk a lot about that stuff anymore. It's all "Jesus says" now and that's in the reboot version. They don't even mention Moses in the reboot. Isn't that sad? The guy parts the Hi-C for the flock of many and he doesn't get mentioned. That's like dropping Spock from the Star Trek reboot. Of course they didn't do that. No one would go see that. Not even my friend Stephen who has all the Star Trek stuff on his computer. Oh mister policeman. You shot yourself in the head? Was that an accident? I can fix your hair for you if you want me to but I'll wait for you to stop bleeding.



That was great-- thanks, I needed the laugh.
 
2014-07-17 09:55:06 AM
The only thing hot is the fact they are twins.  Individually, they aren't much.  But yeah, I'd do em, just for the twins angle.
 
2014-07-17 09:57:17 AM

HairyNevus: They probably could have seduced a certain member of the Night's Watch...


To be fair, it doesn't take much to seduce Nobby.
 
2014-07-17 09:58:32 AM

stonicus: The only thing hot is the fact they are twins.  Individually, they aren't much.  But yeah, I'd do em, just for the twins angle.


Plus, when you tell your friends about it you just leave the story at "I did a pair of 19 year old, red head twins."

Any follow up questions you just answer with a smile
 
2014-07-17 09:58:39 AM
 
2014-07-17 09:58:56 AM
rustnbones.files.wordpress.com
 
2014-07-17 09:58:57 AM

SpectroBoy: This looks like a job for redhead eye bleach

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Thank you. You're doing the Lord's work sir.
 
2014-07-17 09:59:22 AM

txchad: DanInKansas: Today I'm in the kind of mood where it seems just especially blatant that arresting them for prostitution is punishing them for attempting to make money; an example of our oligarchic system working to make sure poor people stay poor.  Doesn't have to be a conspiracy or a work of intention; just like our immune system doesn't really have an "intention" behind it, our social system works against class mobility.

That sucks and all, but what happens when they start spreading around aids?


They're gonna do that anyway.  If we legalized prostitution, and regulated it, then either these girls would get the safety and protection they need or they wouldn't do it.
 
2014-07-17 10:00:10 AM

LegacyDL: More importantly: If they're identical twins is it incest or masturbation?


It is incest.  And not at all sexy.  And it irks most twins to no end.

/Married to an identical twin. I married the evil, pretty one, according to her family.
 
2014-07-17 10:00:17 AM

GRCooper: stonicus: The only thing hot is the fact they are twins.  Individually, they aren't much.  But yeah, I'd do em, just for the twins angle.

Plus, when you tell your friends about it you just leave the story at "I did a pair of 19 year old, red head twins."

Any follow up questions you just answer with a smile


Yeah... it's definitely just a "checkmark on my todo list" kind of thing.  =)
 
2014-07-17 10:01:16 AM
Why wouldn't they just go the strip club route? There's no way a club near them wouldn't want that act.
 
2014-07-17 10:01:34 AM

stonicus: The only thing hot is the fact they are twins.  Individually, they aren't much.  But yeah, I'd do em, just for the twins angle.


img.fark.net

This one actually looks pretty good. Especially for a mug shot.
 
2014-07-17 10:04:15 AM

MooseBayou: NSFW
http://33.media.tumblr.com/dbf553f40ddb4ad84aaf0ce01419ff30/tumblr_n 83 izj5znf1qisy1jo1_500.jpg

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-Siw-Pd4y74A/UcOjmCZ2CAI/AAAAAAAAAEk/_3LZj0 7J pgY/s1600/rh+13.jpg

http://31.media.tumblr.com/80d9aec0b78b3adc3461a934636e1b38/tumblr_m tw 7vj4ntt1qimfqqo1_500.jpg


That's a fine butt in that third picture.
 
2014-07-17 10:07:42 AM

Prince George: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Prophet of Loss:

Meth or heroin? My money's on meth.


[img.fark.net image 850x530]


Heroin.

Yep. skin is too clear for meth


Look like I need to cancel my appearance on next week's "Do You Know Your Drug Whores?".
 
2014-07-17 10:08:30 AM

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: This one actually looks pretty good. Especially for a mug shot.


She has an expression like she was asked to do long division in her head.
 
2014-07-17 10:08:50 AM

secularsage: No Such Agency: Land_of_the_Magic_Dragon: acad1228: Pribar: acad1228: Muta: acad1228: Ugly is bad, but that's ugly twice!

Don't try to kid us, you'd do them.

Denial is not just a river in Egypt....

Who's denying anything? I don't like skinny and I don't like ugly. When your prference leans more towards the full figured women, you don't have to settle for skinny, ugly meth-heads.

Full figured is were it's at. Ain't no loving like plus size loving.

Having sex with these two would roughly add up to one chunky girl.  The chunky girls you're thinking of probably wouldn't steal your wallet while you're in the loo though.

OK for serious, as much as I in theory think "prostitution should be legal, its someone's right to do what they want with their body"... here we have the typical reality: two drug addicts with a probable history of child abuse and deprived upbringing, and their pimp whose sole " work" in the enterprise is probably supplying their drugs and manipulating them into doing dirtier and dirtier tricks.  Even my depraved boner can't see a good side here.

If prostitution were legal, there would be less of a black market for it, and women like this will not be able to use prostitution to support their drug habit. On the plus side, if they did go into legal prostitution, they would at least have some sort of protections that would prevent their pimp from doing what you just described.

In either event, it's pretty hard to see past the tragic here. These two have clearly had a rough life and it's not going to get any easier when they go to jail for these petty crimes. If they ever get sober, they're going to regret a lot of their life to this point, and in the more likely case where they don't get sober, this sort of lifestyle will probably kill them. It's sad to see what drugs can do to people who might otherwise have a chance.


I agree that prostitution should be legal.

You think legal prostitution would get rid of low rent street/junkie walkers?

I have lived in a country where prostitution is legal and been to six others where it was as well and there were plenty of whores who were alcoholics and drug addicts.  They either were before they became whores or the job is just too much to handle sober.

Your statement "If prostitution were legal, there would be less of a black market for it, and women like this will not be able to use prostitution to support their drug habit. " is not based in reality.

As for protections?  The only ability  to go to police if there pimp or client gets to rough?  They can do that now, though the only risk is getting charged for being a whore.
 
2014-07-17 10:09:39 AM
They'd be really pretty if they could do their makeup properly and not put asthma inhalers in their bras.
 
2014-07-17 10:09:53 AM
I really dont get why one of them has bail set at 4000 and the other at 8000.
 
2014-07-17 10:12:31 AM

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: MooseBayou:

NSFW

That one's built rather strange.


Attractive in her own way, though.
 
2014-07-17 10:14:50 AM

az28: I really dont get why one of them has bail set at 4000 and the other at 8000.


"Sarah...was also charged with failing to appear in court in connection with a 2013 misdemeanor case."
 
2014-07-17 10:18:47 AM

secularsage: If prostitution were legal, there would be less of a black market for it, and women like this will not be able to use prostitution to support their drug habit. On the plus side, if they did go into legal prostitution, they would at least have some sort of protections that would prevent their pimp from doing what you just described.


See, I think that if it was legal, it would be a lot safer, but it would still support a lot of drug habits because there aren't a lot of low-skill ways to make the money needed to support a serious drug habit.  And you have to keep pimping very illegal because pimps are scum, but the law can't be written lazily (as Canada's govt recently did) or a hooker's driver, landlord, dog walker, and paperboy are all suddenly "living off the avails of prostitution".
 
2014-07-17 10:22:50 AM

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: That's the inflator for her left breast.


I think it's broken.
 
2014-07-17 10:26:51 AM
www.horrormagazine.it

upload.wikimedia.org

www.memphisflyer.com

uberhumor.com

upload.wikimedia.org

cdn-i30.definebabe.com

And some very very NSFW pics of Tarra White (the last one pictured):

https://www.google.com/search?hl=en&authuser=0&site=imghp&tbm=isch&s ou rce=hp&biw=1024&bih=626&q=tarra+white+redhead+porn&oq=tarra+white+redh ead+porn&gs_l=img.12...2202.2202.0.4343.1.1.0.0.0.0.217.217.2-1.1.0... .0...1ac..49.img..1.0.0.DD-goBk1E_s

I have to flip through my (unorganized as hell) Photobucket, but I think I still have pics of my redhead ex from back in 2007. Awwwwwwwwwwww good times, good times!
 
2014-07-17 10:26:56 AM

dv-ous: TO WHORES!

(But seriously drugs are bad m'kay?)


web.mit.edu

web.mit.edu
 
2014-07-17 10:31:47 AM
twins?  yep.  red heads?  yep.  teens?  yep.  sisters?  yep.  willing to have sex together with me?  yep.  Up to that point, I'm ready to throw my life away for the chance - but then the pictures kind of kill it all.  AIDS, gonorrhea, syphilis, herpes, and chlamydia and dead eyes.
 
2014-07-17 10:34:24 AM

Too Pretty For Prison: twins?  yep.  red heads?  yep.  teens?  yep.  sisters?  yep.  willing to have sex together with me?  yep.  Up to that point, I'm ready to throw my life away for the chance - but then the pictures kind of kill it all.  AIDS, gonorrhea, syphilis, herpes, and chlamydia and dead eyes.


You're ready to throw your life away for the chance... until you see you will actually be throwing your life away for the chance.
 
kab
2014-07-17 10:35:20 AM

jxb465: Welcome to Fark, where even the ugly girls are hot.


Don't kid yourself.   Clean these 2 up and give them the same photo treatment that most media darlings get, and this thread would be chock full of 'fist of an angry god' pics.

/and yes, the current legal status of prostitution is absurd.
 
2014-07-17 10:35:57 AM

GRCooper: Hotness


Then how the hell would you describe 'Fark Hot'?
 
2014-07-17 10:36:29 AM

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: stonicus: The only thing hot is the fact they are twins.  Individually, they aren't much.  But yeah, I'd do em, just for the twins angle.

[img.fark.net image 418x528]

This one actually looks pretty good. Especially for a mug shot.


She makes the tiny robot in my brain yell "Danger Will Robinson! Danger! Danger!"
 
2014-07-17 10:36:51 AM
 
2014-07-17 10:38:29 AM
I love NSFW pics... no worry about the network admin seeing I looked at them... cuz that's me!!!
 
2014-07-17 10:38:57 AM
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2014-07-17 10:39:27 AM
"In one shot, seen below, Sarah's face is not obscured. "

that's not all that's not obscured..!
 
2014-07-17 10:40:29 AM

Jaden Smith First of His Name: They'd be really pretty if they could do their makeup properly and not put asthma inhalers in their bras.


For some reason that's the little detail that just makes it for me.
 
2014-07-17 10:41:11 AM

GnomePaladin: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: That's the inflator for her left breast.

I think it's broken.


I've heard of people filling them with hard drugs and inhaling them in public.

/not a joke
 
2014-07-17 10:42:34 AM
Shoot dog, I'd take either one of them or both. But then again I'm not as discerning as I used to be, and I am after all a Tara Reid fan.
 
2014-07-17 10:45:13 AM

LegacyDL: More importantly: If they're identical twins is it incest or masturbation?


Incest. Still a family member. It it were a clone, or the result of a star trek transporter accident (oooh Intendant Kira....), then it would be masturbatory.
 
2014-07-17 10:45:54 AM

ArcadianRefugee: colinspooky: I suspect subbs may not quite understand the word 'hot'. OR, is just piling on the irony by the shovel load, which I suspect is the most likely.

I know, right? It's amazing what actual humans look like when actually not airbrushed and actually not having had a professional do their cosmetics.

What was subby thinking?

Land_of_the_Magic_Dragon: When your prference leans more towards the full figured women

Just say "fatties". It's OK. Someone's gotta love 'em; may as well be you.


Dude. They are not going to sleep with you.
 
2014-07-17 10:49:10 AM
Ok, let's establish the fact that:

A) Mugshots are not glamor shots
B) This is North Carolina "hot" which means on a normal day, they probably look decent enough to f-
C) They clearly do their own make-up (see B)
D) They didn't get into Porn because places like NC tend to keep people glued where they are
E) They aren't strippers because... I dunno, city ordinances? I know it's not as bad as SC, but still...
F) I'm pretty sure they got into because of Ashley Dupre... These girls look like they want to be famous, and Ashley is a good example of girls that get there on the fast track...

Cleaned up, i'd do them... I just wouldn't pay for it...
 
2014-07-17 10:51:16 AM

Capo Del Bandito: GRCooper: Hotness

Then how the hell would you describe 'Fark Hot'?


As equivalent to English Hot, of course
 
2014-07-17 10:51:39 AM
Where's the Molly Quin pictures? Fark is slipping.
 
2014-07-17 10:52:09 AM
If they were not on the horse they would probably look pretty good. But damn in their mugshots looks like they havent slept in days. I used to take a friend of mine that worked at the court to work and you could see the junkies from the arrests the night before, they were almost zombie like.

Have their blood work done, get them bleached ,washed and brought to me.
 
2014-07-17 10:52:46 AM

Capo Del Bandito: Land_of_the_Magic_Dragon: Women are like steaks

They're great when you sear in the heat and slap some A-1 Sauce on them?


They should be warm and pink in the center?
 
2014-07-17 10:53:51 AM
38.media.tumblr.com
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media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com
chivethebrigade.files.wordpress.com

http://i.imgur.com/tFRVqsc.jpg
 
2014-07-17 10:58:35 AM
Wasted almost 20yrs of my life on 2 different Redheads. Almost got wrapped up with a 3rd till I finally realized they're ALL Crazy! Back to sticking with Blondes now.
 
2014-07-17 10:58:49 AM
Once again, you're really impressing everyone by trotting out your hot stable of saved GISed "redhead" photos, Mustachioed Chunklord, Internet Pimp.
 
2014-07-17 11:05:14 AM

GRCooper: As equivalent to English Hot, of course


Do you mean 'Classic Elizabethan Beauty' or straight up 'Chav' which is more or less trailer trash with a cockney accent?
 
2014-07-17 11:05:30 AM

brap: Once again, you're really impressing everyone by trotting out your hot stable of saved GISed "redhead" photos, Mustachioed Chunklord, Internet Pimp.


Ignore him... please continue the photos...
 
2014-07-17 11:06:05 AM
Subby, I'll show you a "hot" redhead.  Her name is Meg Turney, and she is a gamer/cosplayer, and yes, I WOULD DESTROY THAT!

img.fark.net
img.fark.net
img.fark.net

img.fark.net
 
2014-07-17 11:07:24 AM

JoieD'Zen: The DM has better pics -
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2695340/Twins-19-arrested-pr os titution-charges-allegedly-posting-risque-ad-offering-make-dreams-come -true.html


I'm just excited that they're going to make my dreams come true.

I'M FINALLY GOING TO GET THAT BOOK PUBLISHED!

wait. what?
 
2014-07-17 11:08:43 AM
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2014-07-17 11:12:48 AM
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2014-07-17 11:13:08 AM

Capo Del Bandito: GRCooper: As equivalent to English Hot, of course

Do you mean 'Classic Elizabethan Beauty' or straight up 'Chav' which is more or less trailer trash with a cockney accent?


A little better than Scottish Gorgeous, roughly equivalent to Irish Meh, and not as attractive as Scandinavian Fugly.
 
2014-07-17 11:14:15 AM
i6.photobucket.com

They could use a sammach.
 
2014-07-17 11:17:23 AM
Some of you farkers are insane, these two are in the top of mug shots posted on fark. Lets say they weren't whoring it up for cash and you met them in a bar. Those two would clean up awesome and just think about it, you'd have a story to tell. Not one of you wouldn't fark a pair of 19 fit year olds in a situation without actual life responsibilities... and hep c.

/had two at the same time a few times
//never twins
 
2014-07-17 11:20:46 AM

justanotherfarkinfarker: 19 fit year olds


How did I flip that

/what's the worst thing about 18 year olds
 
2014-07-17 11:23:17 AM

GRCooper: A little better than Scottish Gorgeous, roughly equivalent to Irish Meh, and not as attractive as Scandinavian Fugly.


Gotta say, your booty call meter reader is very well tuned.

...how many ugly broads did you go through to make it that well tempered?
 
2014-07-17 11:31:10 AM

Capo Del Bandito: GRCooper: A little better than Scottish Gorgeous, roughly equivalent to Irish Meh, and not as attractive as Scandinavian Fugly.

Gotta say, your booty call meter reader is very well tuned.

...how many ugly broads did you go through to make it that well tempered?


None - I screwed up and went straight to Scandinavian Fugly. Ruined me for anything less than Scandinavian Meh, which is WAY out of my league ...
 
2014-07-17 11:35:30 AM

justanotherfarkinfarker: Some of you farkers are insane, these two are in the top of mug shots posted on fark. Lets say they weren't whoring it up for cash and you met them in a bar. Those two would clean up awesome and just think about it, you'd have a story to tell. Not one of you wouldn't fark a pair of 19 fit year olds in a situation without actual life responsibilities... and hep c.

/had two at the same time a few times
//never twins


I'd want to know what the hourly rate was, but other than that, you're basically correct.
 
2014-07-17 11:36:04 AM

Churchill92: [hititlikefistofangrygod.jpg]

Fetish list:
Redheads: Check
Twins: Check
Kinky: Check
Willingness to do anything: DOUBLE CHECK++

I see nothing wrong here, well except hepatitis, herpes, crabs, or other STD's, but that's why God invented condoms right?


Point of order:  I don't think condoms help vs. crabs.
 
2014-07-17 11:37:30 AM
i1135.photobucket.com
 
2014-07-17 11:40:31 AM

GRCooper: None - I screwed up and went straight to Scandinavian Fugly. Ruined me for anything less than Scandinavian Meh, which is WAY out of my league ...


Turn up the charm then.

Or get rich.

Oh! Or both!
 
2014-07-17 11:42:31 AM

Capo Del Bandito: GRCooper: None - I screwed up and went straight to Scandinavian Fugly. Ruined me for anything less than Scandinavian Meh, which is WAY out of my league ...

Turn up the charm then.

Or get rich.

Oh! Or both!


Hmm - maybe a kickstarter: "Scandinavian Meh for GRCooper"
 
2014-07-17 11:48:16 AM

CeroX: Ok, let's establish the fact that:

A) Mugshots are not glamor shots
B) This is North Carolina "hot" which means on a normal day, they probably look decent enough to f-
C) They clearly do their own make-up (see B)
D) They didn't get into Porn because places like NC tend to keep people glued where they are
E) They aren't strippers because... I dunno, city ordinances? I know it's not as bad as SC, but still...
F) I'm pretty sure they got into because of Ashley Dupre... These girls look like they want to be famous, and Ashley is a good example of girls that get there on the fast track...

Cleaned up, i'd do them... I just wouldn't pay for it...


Jacksonville, right outside of Camp LeJeune.  There are at least 3 or 4 clubs that I remember.  Those sluts would be making $1000 a night easy, and probably be the dependent spouses with medical and dental insurance of some LCpls or Sergeants within 6 months.
 
2014-07-17 11:50:05 AM

Lapdance: Wasted almost 20yrs of my life on 2 different Redheads. Almost got wrapped up with a 3rd till I finally realized they're ALL Crazy! Back to sticking with it into Blondes now.


There.  FTFY.
 
2014-07-17 11:52:14 AM

justanotherfarkinfarker: justanotherfarkinfarker: 19 fit year olds

How did I flip that

/what's the worst thing about 18 year olds


Not sure how you put the word "fit" in there.  They're skinny because of the drugs.
 
2014-07-17 11:56:45 AM

machoprogrammer: Heroin addicted prostitutes? 

No thanks. Odds of them having the HIV are pretty damn high


That along with Herpes and Hep-C.
 
2014-07-17 12:04:43 PM
A lot of you have no idea how to tell the difference between a real redhead and a blond or brunette with liberal amounts of hair dye.

Just dying your hair fake red doesn't make one a redhead.
 
2014-07-17 12:06:14 PM

Nix Nightbird: A lot of you have no idea how to tell the difference between a real redhead and a blond or brunette with liberal amounts of hair dye.

Just dying your hair fake red doesn't make one a redhead.


I've had to stop many a "redhead" from blowing me.  Once I could see the top of her head and see her roots, it was such a turn off I made them stop and apologize to me.
 
2014-07-17 12:11:27 PM
In a June 13 Facebook post, Katelyn told a male acquaintance that she and her sister were working to "get our shiat together" and "trying to turn our live around and better our selves." The message, which referred to prior drug use, concluded, "we bout to start workin makeing honest money."

img.fark.net
 
2014-07-17 12:21:06 PM

devildog123: CeroX: Ok, let's establish the fact that:

A) Mugshots are not glamor shots
B) This is North Carolina "hot" which means on a normal day, they probably look decent enough to f-
C) They clearly do their own make-up (see B)
D) They didn't get into Porn because places like NC tend to keep people glued where they are
E) They aren't strippers because... I dunno, city ordinances? I know it's not as bad as SC, but still...
F) I'm pretty sure they got into because of Ashley Dupre... These girls look like they want to be famous, and Ashley is a good example of girls that get there on the fast track...

Cleaned up, i'd do them... I just wouldn't pay for it...

Jacksonville, right outside of Camp LeJeune.  There are at least 3 or 4 clubs that I remember.  Those sluts would be making $1000 a night easy, and probably be the dependent spouses with medical and dental insurance of some LCpls or Sergeants within 6 months.


Like i said, i didn't know why not... It's more likely they thought they were going to become rich and famous hookers like Ashley one day... delusions of grandeur and all that...
 
2014-07-17 12:21:51 PM
Fake redheads are worse than natural redheads. Thats because they know the reputation of redheads and want be that (as opposed to being born that way).
 
2014-07-17 12:27:10 PM

TrainingWheelsNeeded: I'm going to need two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a saltshaker half-full of cocaine, and a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers... Also, a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether, two dozen amyls, and a cab idling in the park lot next to the Crabtree Mall - stat - let's do this.


I believe we just found Keith Richards fark handle.
 
2014-07-17 12:29:51 PM
I defend subby's claim that they are hot.  Here in MN, they would be super models.  In a threesome you combine their score: two 5's gets you a 10.  Bro code.

/I'll be in my bunk
//crying
///three
 
2014-07-17 12:31:51 PM
I'd swing by Crabtree mall on my way home from work but there's too much traffic at that time, maybe later.
 
2014-07-17 12:34:44 PM
As I like to say, usually regarding food and movies, I'm blessed with low standards.  If either or both of them had the same standards, that would be swell.

// The first order of business would be getting them to eat some sammiches.
 
2014-07-17 12:40:30 PM

az28: I really dont get why one of them has bail set at 4000 and the other at 8000.


One of them skipped a court appearance for a different charge in 2013.
 
2014-07-17 12:44:31 PM

FlashHarry: In a June 13 Facebook post, Katelyn told a male acquaintance that she and her sister were working to "get our shiat together" and "trying to turn our live around and better our selves." The message, which referred to prior drug use, concluded, "we bout to start workin makeing honest money."

[img.fark.net image 850x550]


I had to move about 10 feet back from my screen before I could see that.
 
2014-07-17 12:45:25 PM

Tyrone Slothrop: buntz: You know, in theory having sex with twins is great.
But I think in reality once I got there I would be thinking "Ew, you're sisters"

/I must be getting old

The taboo against incest is based on the increased chance of genetic deficiency if children are produced. That can't happen in this case.


Social taboos do not work that way!

i1.ytimg.com
 
2014-07-17 12:52:20 PM

Nix Nightbird: A lot of you have no idea how to tell the difference between a real redhead and a blond or brunette with liberal amounts of hair dye.


It's not that we can't tell the difference.  It's that we've actually experienced sex with women, and are past quibbling over silly things like "authenticity".
 
2014-07-17 12:53:52 PM

FTDA: az28: I really dont get why one of them has bail set at 4000 and the other at 8000.

One of them skipped a court appearance for a different charge in 2013.


yes, but how do they know which one?
 
2014-07-17 01:01:45 PM

serial_crusher: FTDA: az28: I really dont get why one of them has bail set at 4000 and the other at 8000.

One of them skipped a court appearance for a different charge in 2013.

yes, but how do they know which one?


They checked their Diocese?  It's tattooed on the back of the neck.
 
2014-07-17 01:16:59 PM

FTDA: TrainingWheelsNeeded: I'm going to need two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a saltshaker half-full of cocaine, and a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers... Also, a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether, two dozen amyls, and a cab idling in the park lot next to the Crabtree Mall - stat - let's do this.

I believe we just found Keith Richards fark handle.


you should go watch or read Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, now!
 
2014-07-17 01:46:43 PM
I should bookmark this thread shouldn't I?
 
2014-07-17 02:11:48 PM
Normally I'm repulsed at the trend that any brush with notoriety gets attractive females an offer to do porn,  but in this case I'm prepared to make an exception.
 
2014-07-17 02:18:23 PM
A REDHEAD WITH GLASSES? I am totally in love
 
2014-07-17 02:30:29 PM
There is a distinct lack of good redhead pics posted in this thread. 

I am disappointed.
 
2014-07-17 02:57:32 PM
Has anyone commented that one of them is not wearing any undies in the Backpage pics? For whatever *that's* worth.
 
2014-07-17 03:09:33 PM
Is it wrong I facebooked them and asked them to drop by my island?
 
2014-07-17 03:22:36 PM
Redhead thread? Don't mind if I do!

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2014-07-17 03:26:06 PM
Still reading to find anyone whose life, liberty, or property was violated by their activities.
Any under-age, non-consenting people?  Didn't see any.  Maybe the motel might kick them out- they might have some rule against that sort of behavior.

But I see no "crime" whatsoever, apart from the fact that the legal code contains unjustified text to that effect.

Put me on that jury.   Seriously.  I'm in Raleigh.
 
2014-07-17 03:29:15 PM
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2014-07-17 04:15:45 PM

chitownmike: FTDA: TrainingWheelsNeeded: I'm going to need two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a saltshaker half-full of cocaine, and a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers... Also, a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether, two dozen amyls, and a cab idling in the park lot next to the Crabtree Mall - stat - let's do this.

I believe we just found Keith Richards fark handle.

you should go watch or read Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, now!


I haven't seen that movie all the way through.  I know, shame on me.......
 
2014-07-17 04:57:38 PM
www.quickmeme.com
And for all the lovely redheads in this thread:
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As for the girls in the article: Twins are on the bucket list, redhead is on the bucket list, I do believe they meet those two criteria.  For money?  Not so much.  But for free?  Oh hell yes.
 
2014-07-17 06:27:18 PM
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2014-07-17 07:42:46 PM

Land_of_the_Magic_Dragon: Where's the Molly Quin pictures? Fark is slipping.


I know, right?

www.hawtcelebs.com

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-fVQRecfDeE8/UlSznN2kyaI/AAAAAAAAJDo/p7w4nj 2d mLo/s640/MQ9.gif (NSFW if your boss doesn't like hot women at a fake Comic Con)
 
2014-07-17 08:14:12 PM

buntz: You know, in theory having sex with twins is great.
But I think in reality once I got there I would be thinking "Ew, you're sisters"

/I must be getting old


I'd make one go down on the other
 
2014-07-17 08:32:12 PM
Fark all these glamour shots.  I want more pics of hot hoes in action.
 
2014-07-17 09:20:35 PM

serial_crusher: why would you do prostitution instead of porn?  these girls could make a lot of money legally.


These two were probably hooking and doing drugs long before they turned eighteen, which makes them trouble.  If they had waited a bit longer, who knows.
 
2014-07-17 10:25:21 PM

Boondock3806: MooseBayou: NSFW or kittens

http://tinypic.com/r/2f0f2qb/8

There was a big old Christian Mingle ad next to that pic. Awesome.


I got a dentistry ad.   Dont forget to floss kids!
 
2014-07-18 02:12:19 AM
I'd do 'em. But let's face it, at this point in life I'm more or less standing around waiting to see what form of cancer I'm going to get.
 
2014-07-18 05:38:16 AM
 
2014-07-18 05:52:59 AM
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much higher resolution

^ someone'll kvetch if i don't label it NSFW. ^

Eva Vica Kerekes (indisputably NSFW)
 
2014-07-18 08:14:20 AM
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2014-07-18 05:09:24 PM

Sinbox: All of the following would very likely be considered NSFW somewhere upon the globe:

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Suing you for carpal tunnel
 
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