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(The Smoking Gun)   Hot? Check. Redheads? Check. Twins into kinky sex? Double check. Arrested for prostitution at La Quinta Inn & Suites adjacent to the Crabtree Valley Mall? Well, this is Fark (Not safe for work)   (thesmokinggun.com) divider line 224
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2014-07-17 04:00:01 AM  
I suspect subbs may not quite understand the word 'hot'. OR, is just piling on the irony by the shovel load, which I suspect is the most likely.
 
2014-07-17 04:11:00 AM  
Yeah, there's a NSFW photo in that article. Not bad for the second stage of meth, though.
 
2014-07-17 05:56:59 AM  
Hot?  Not so much.  But hittable?  Yes...

I bet they were popular amongst the BP crowd.  I mean no guy has a fantasy about doing attractive legal teenage twins, do they?
 
2014-07-17 06:14:12 AM  
I think I caught herpes just looking at those pictures.
 
2014-07-17 06:17:49 AM  
 
2014-07-17 06:52:18 AM  
Maybe after a delousing and a round of penicillin shots.
 
2014-07-17 07:57:46 AM  
Is that an asthma inhaler stuck in her bra?
 
2014-07-17 08:01:43 AM  
Ugly is bad, but that's ugly twice!
 
hej [TotalFark]
2014-07-17 08:01:55 AM  
Hot?
 
2014-07-17 08:03:33 AM  
More importantly: If they're identical twins is it incest or masturbation?
 
2014-07-17 08:05:25 AM  

Three Crooked Squirrels: Is that an asthma inhaler stuck in her bra?


www.thesmokinggun.com

That's the inflator for her left breast.
 
2014-07-17 08:05:31 AM  
Possible red head thread bookmark!

/not hot enough.
//but crazy red heads rock.
///I feel slightly ashamed.
 
2014-07-17 08:05:44 AM  

acad1228: Ugly is bad, but that's ugly twice!


Don't try to kid us, you'd do them.
 
2014-07-17 08:05:55 AM  
pfft, fake redheads
 
2014-07-17 08:06:00 AM  
You know, in theory having sex with twins is great.
But I think in reality once I got there I would be thinking "Ew, you're sisters"

/I must be getting old
 
2014-07-17 08:06:04 AM  
Damn you to Hell, Subby. Damn you and your family.

/I'm going to walk over here to wretch.
 
2014-07-17 08:06:39 AM  
I'd do 'em.  Then get my shots.
 
2014-07-17 08:07:45 AM  
Meth or heroin? My money's on meth.
 
2014-07-17 08:07:59 AM  
It's kind of sad that this was their way of trying to get themselves together. Admittedly, they would make more money than if they were selling shoes or waitressing but it's still depressing to see that it was a viable alternative.
 
2014-07-17 08:07:59 AM  
/Redheads do not always =/= hot/hittable, especially here.

/yick.
 
2014-07-17 08:08:33 AM  
Subby meant meth-hot.
 
2014-07-17 08:11:47 AM  
Meth, not even once.
 
2014-07-17 08:12:46 AM  

rzrwiresunrise: Subby meant meth-hot.


Yeah. I'd wager that the one in the purple shirt is into it more heavily than the one in the black shirt (just based on the fact that she looks more emaciated), but they're both on their way to a featured spot in "Faces of Meth".
 
2014-07-17 08:13:04 AM  
Hot subby?

More like post 2006 Lohan "hot".
 
2014-07-17 08:16:28 AM  

buntz: You know, in theory having sex with twins is great.
But I think in reality once I got there I would be thinking "Ew, you're sisters"

/I must be getting old


and gay.
 
2014-07-17 08:16:47 AM  
Asthmatic porn.

/rule 34
 
2014-07-17 08:16:57 AM  
Prophet of Loss:

Meth or heroin? My money's on meth.


img.fark.net


Heroin.
 
2014-07-17 08:17:19 AM  
Today I'm in the kind of mood where it seems just especially blatant that arresting them for prostitution is punishing them for attempting to make money; an example of our oligarchic system working to make sure poor people stay poor.  Doesn't have to be a conspiracy or a work of intention; just like our immune system doesn't really have an "intention" behind it, our social system works against class mobility.
 
2014-07-17 08:17:41 AM  
Soften them up a bit... I'll bet a few folks on here would change their minds..

/Yes I would... both....
 
2014-07-17 08:17:48 AM  
I like that the photo of the twins' booking shot has a "Click to Enlarge" option, but the one of their (male) accomplice was not.
The Smoking Gun knows their audience.
 
2014-07-17 08:18:40 AM  
That's why police are bad.  These girls were just looking to make some honest money.
 
2014-07-17 08:18:50 AM  
www.thesmokinggun.com

The one on the right still hasn't stopped talking. "... and she said this would just be like doing a porno and it's legal and there wouldn't be no touching but there was touching and we were gonna get enough money for boobs and then maybe I could go to cosmetology school and be a hair dresser. There's a place that I go to and they have an open station. They'll rent it by the week and Sarah, the lady that owns the place said she would rent it to me but I have to have a state certificate and to get that you have to have so many hours of instruction, so many hours of supervised hair cutting and dying and this place will let you do all that but they want their money up front and I was gonna give it to them with the money I made from this stuff and I know it was wrong - morally cause the bible says you should have pretend sex with your sister form money but it's probably in the front of the Bible where they don't talk a lot about that stuff anymore. It's all "Jesus says" now and that's in the reboot version. They don't even mention Moses in the reboot. Isn't that sad? The guy parts the Hi-C for the flock of many and he doesn't get mentioned. That's like dropping Spock from the Star Trek reboot. Of course they didn't do that. No one would go see that. Not even my friend Stephen who has all the Star Trek stuff on his computer. Oh mister policeman. You shot yourself in the head? Was that an accident? I can fix your hair for you if you want me to but I'll wait for you to stop bleeding.
 
2014-07-17 08:19:26 AM  
Stand back subby the situation is far too perilous.
 
2014-07-17 08:19:46 AM  
They probably could have seduced a certain member of the Night's Watch...
 
2014-07-17 08:19:50 AM  

unclemongo: I'd do 'em.  Then get my shots.


Hell with the shots, after 21 years in the Marines anything those two have would run in terror from the shiat already in my bloodstream
 
2014-07-17 08:22:23 AM  

HotWingAgenda: Yeah, there's a NSFW photo in that article. Not bad for the second stage of meth, though.


Yeah, I got the meth vibe too. I'm guessing it's not long until they can offer the special no-teeth blowjobs.

Too bad, they look like they used to be hot.
 
2014-07-17 08:23:26 AM  

HairyNevus: They probably could have seduced a certain member of the Night's Watch...


You know nothing Jon Snow
 
2014-07-17 08:23:32 AM  
I'm in.
 
2014-07-17 08:25:46 AM  
This looks like a job for redhead eye bleach

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2014-07-17 08:26:32 AM  
why would you do prostitution instead of porn?  these girls could make a lot of money legally.
 
2014-07-17 08:27:03 AM  
Proving once again that the Research Triangle is not the paradise people think it is. Glad I moved the hell out of there.
Chapel Hill=overpriced
Durham=ghetto
Raleigh=not the "big city"
 
2014-07-17 08:27:15 AM  
Nice hot Andre the Giant chins they've got there ;)
 
2014-07-17 08:27:31 AM  
That's heroin eyes (or as they say here in Delaware Herr-RON).  Seen it 100's of times....
 
2014-07-17 08:29:03 AM  

buntz: You know, in theory having sex with twins is great.


www.shoppingblog.com
 
2014-07-17 08:29:24 AM  

Muta: acad1228: Ugly is bad, but that's ugly twice!

Don't try to kid us, you'd do them.


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2014-07-17 08:30:31 AM  

Cdr.Murdock: That's heroin eyes (or as they say here in Delaware Herr-RON).  Seen it 100's of times....


Lots of pink eye shadow out there?  I had no idea that was from heroin ;)
 
2014-07-17 08:32:11 AM  

acad1228: Muta: acad1228: Ugly is bad, but that's ugly twice!

Don't try to kid us, you'd do them.


Denial is not just a river in Egypt....
 
2014-07-17 08:32:45 AM  
I had twins once; happiest day of my life.

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2014-07-17 08:33:57 AM  
They look like they're in the midst of a steep decline from "hawt" to "GAHHHHHHHHHH".
 
2014-07-17 08:35:09 AM  
Bunch of Studman69 wannabes in this thread, I see.
 
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