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(Mother Nature Network)   The dolphins have declared war, and this time it's on porpoise   (mnn.com) divider line 35
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2014-07-17 09:46:38 AM

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2014-07-17 10:52:59 AM
Reminds me of the Bart get an Elephant episode on The Simpsons:

Marge: Gosh, I thought he'd be happier in his true habitat.

Zookeeper: Oh, I think he is.

Marge: Then why is he attacking all those other elephants?

Zookeeper:   Well, animals are a lot like people, Mrs.Simpson. Some of them act badly because they've had a hard life or have been mistreated. But, like people, some of them are just jerks.
 
2014-07-17 11:10:50 AM
mojoimage.com
 
2014-07-17 11:19:15 AM

gopher321: [mojoimage.com image 540x461]


puff puff pass, bra.
 
2014-07-17 11:19:40 AM
Dolphins, like humans and chimps, are assholes.
 
2014-07-17 11:24:24 AM

Matrix Flavored Wasabi: Dolphins, like humans and chimps, are assholes.


What about owls?
 
2014-07-17 11:25:53 AM
Dolphins: the assholes of the sea.
 
2014-07-17 11:26:10 AM
Porpoises are black. Dolphins are white. These attacks are obviously hate crimes.
 
2014-07-17 11:26:16 AM
drmcninja.com
 
2014-07-17 11:29:53 AM
A dolphin once stole my wallet and gave me pinkeye.
 
2014-07-17 11:30:15 AM

Smidge204: [drmcninja.com image 771x1117]


You must have rigged this somehow to have such an appropriate comic readily at hand for such a specific story.
 
2014-07-17 11:31:13 AM
all dolphins are creepy. And horny.
 
2014-07-17 11:31:16 AM
Older story of this occurring in California
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/11/21/dolphins-kill-porpoises_n_1 10 6471.html

Remember, killer whales are dolphins, it runs in the family.
 
2014-07-17 11:31:24 AM
But do they have frickin' lasers?
www.informationliberation.com
 
2014-07-17 11:31:40 AM
 Hey, you got to hand it to those dolphins. They just wanted it more.
 
2014-07-17 11:32:56 AM
Clearly, the dolphins are after the white women.

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2014-07-17 11:41:52 AM

H31N0US: Matrix Flavored Wasabi: Dolphins, like humans and chimps, are assholes.

What about owls?


They're all Guy Fawkes wannabes trying to blow up the parliament.
 
2014-07-17 11:43:01 AM
Boycott the Miami Dolphins, their mascot is that of racist bigots actively participating in genocide.
 
2014-07-17 11:44:17 AM
"Thanks for the fish!"
 
2014-07-17 11:49:06 AM
until, that is, the brutal forth attack.

Sally forth?
 
2014-07-17 11:49:30 AM

Agnes Gonxha's Confidant: all dolphins are creepy. And horny.


hank hill, is that you?
 
2014-07-17 11:49:31 AM
One more reason for The Oatmeal.
 
2014-07-17 11:50:27 AM
Don't be a Blood in Crip territory.
 
2014-07-17 12:08:12 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2014-07-17 12:10:09 PM
i.imgur.com

i.imgur.com
 
2014-07-17 12:15:49 PM
Sounds like a Wales of a tail.
 
2014-07-17 12:23:48 PM
I once found an injured baby dolphin on the beach.  I wrapped it up in some soaked towels and brought it home to nurse it back to health.  I filled my kitchen sink up with salt and water, laid the injured dolphin in it; it seemed pretty happy.  I even gave the dolphin some milk. I left the dolphin alone to go to the store and buy some sardines.  When I arrived home, I saw this:


cdn.ebaumsworld.com


Dolphins are jerks.
 
2014-07-17 12:29:53 PM
Alert the SEALs!
 
2014-07-17 12:36:11 PM

H31N0US: Matrix Flavored Wasabi: Dolphins, like humans and chimps, are assholes.

What about owls?



What about asses?

Kid Shelleen: A dolphin once stole my wallet and gave me pinkeye.



A dolphin once came over the boarder illegally, stole my job, then gave my former boss crabs.
 
2014-07-17 12:41:59 PM
Color me not surprised.

On July 6, 1999, a 37-year-old man named Daniel P. Dukes was found dead and naked, draped over Tilikum's back.Dukes had visited SeaWorld the previous day, stayed after the park closed, and evaded security to enter the orca tank. An autopsy found numerous wounds, contusions, and abrasions covering his body, including "postmortem laceration and avulsion of the scrotum with testes," concluding that Dukes may have died from hypothermia and drowning. Details regarding Dukes' swim trunks suggest they were torn off by Tilikum, and the medical examiner reports that no drugs or alcohol were found in Dukes' system
War trophy. *shudder*

I love the response SeaWorld has to Blackfish:  http://seaworld.com/en/truth/videos/

They try to say: We can keep killer whales indefinitely confined because we do all of this other good work!

Well, yeah, your other good work where you  return the wild animals to the wild is great.
Educating other people, and inspiring future conservationists: Awesome.
The documentary made clear that yes: You feed the animals regardless on how they train, but you don't give them *treats* unless they exhibit certain behaviors.
Unfortunately, these are huge animals, not 3 year old children, which means a temper tantrum can teach them other behaviors like how returning the discipline to trainers can vent their frustrations.

You can do all of the other good work you do, without using the Orcas anymore.

So please stop defaming your trainers that have come forward and described what they went through, and please stop breeding these creatures and taking their pods away from them.
Take care of them until they pass, and move on.

No, I don't think they should be released into the wild.

I'm afraid of what they would do and teach to other pods.
 
2014-07-17 12:43:42 PM
In all of that viewing of Dolphins killing Porpoises not once did any humans come to the aid of the Porpoise.
Nobody beat on the side of the boat or dared jump in the water to interact and say "No" (as if...) to save the porpoise.

Shameful.

Of course we probably taught it to them. They see humans blowing up ships and shore and returning home again.
 
2014-07-17 01:07:07 PM

Psychohazard: I once found an injured baby dolphin on the beach.  I wrapped it up in some soaked towels and brought it home to nurse it back to health.  I filled my kitchen sink up with salt and water, laid the injured dolphin in it; it seemed pretty happy.  I even gave the dolphin some milk. I left the dolphin alone to go to the store and buy some sardines.  When I arrived home, I saw this:


[cdn.ebaumsworld.com image 636x365]


Dolphins are jerks.


*sniffle*....

That's such a sad story.
 
2014-07-17 02:33:50 PM
I enjoyed your headline subby! :D
 
2014-07-18 08:13:39 AM

BenJammin: Older story of this occurring in California
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/11/21/dolphins-kill-porpoises_n_1 10 6471.html

Remember, killer whales are dolphins, it runs in the family.


i.imgur.com
 
2014-07-18 08:39:09 AM
I think dolphins are just pissed from the lack of real sleep with no hope of coffee. ;p
 
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