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(Daily Mail)   Rubenesque Kate Upton falling out of her bikini to the left; quotes about the hideous manatee from Studman to the right   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 181
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2014-07-17 01:51:50 AM  
I love the word Rubenesque.  It's a shame more people don't use it.
 
2014-07-17 02:05:20 AM  

Ambivalence: I love the word Rubenesque.  It's a shame more people don't use it.


I prefer "zaftig"
 
2014-07-17 02:33:20 AM  

Lionel Mandrake: Ambivalence: I love the word Rubenesque.  It's a shame more people don't use it.

I prefer "zaftig"


At first I thought "No, that can't be a word", but then I looked it up.

It sounds like a type of fart, but it's not.
 
2014-07-17 03:24:12 AM  
Really, it wouldn't be nearly so bad if she would exercise her legs or abdomen or shoulders. She's got chicken legs and a tummy which is not fat, but . . . when you're paid to model swimsuits and lingerie, "not fat" shouldn't really be the goal.

She's got a great personality.
 
2014-07-17 04:14:14 AM  
Nah, she's a cute manatee.
 
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2014-07-17 06:22:20 AM  
she has some tig ol bitties
 
2014-07-17 10:20:05 AM  
I wouldn't kick her out of bed.
 
2014-07-17 10:22:33 AM  

HotWingAgenda: Really, it wouldn't be nearly so bad if she would exercise her legs or abdomen or shoulders. She's got chicken legs and a tummy which is not fat, but . . . when you're paid to model swimsuits and lingerie, "not fat" shouldn't really be the goal.

She's got a great personality.


Every day of the week and twice on Sundays, but yeah, you're right.
 
2014-07-17 10:22:33 AM  
Great googely moogely.
 
2014-07-17 10:23:05 AM  
I love big girls can't get enough of them actually but Kate shouldn't wear a bikini. She needs more definition in the waist/hips.
 
2014-07-17 10:24:32 AM  
I would give her the most memorable 3 minutes of her life.
 
2014-07-17 10:24:40 AM  
This picture made me do a double-take.

img.fark.net
 
2014-07-17 10:24:51 AM  

Lionel Mandrake: Ambivalence: I love the word Rubenesque.  It's a shame more people don't use it.

I prefer "zaftig"


"Rough ballpark figure"
 
2014-07-17 10:27:26 AM  
I love the folks who say "watch out, she's going to be a big fat fatty soon."  Yeah, and this wonderful steak is going to rot soon too.  I'm still going to eat it because it's delicious right now.
 
2014-07-17 10:28:00 AM  
Dammit, Verlander- your pitching went to hell the last time you hooked up with her.
 
2014-07-17 10:30:30 AM  
Look like ta me she been eatin' a few rueben sammiches wif extra ranch. But I likes her extra ranch, if ya know what i'm speaking.
 
2014-07-17 10:30:49 AM  

Lady Beryl Ersatz-Wendigo: Dammit, Verlander- your pitching went to hell the last time you hooked up with her.


She sucked the life from him. Learned it from Hillary Duff and her hubby
 
2014-07-17 10:30:50 AM  
i.imgur.com
 
2014-07-17 10:30:59 AM  
images.starpulse.com

Kate looks like Anna Nicole reincarnated and chubbing up already.
 
2014-07-17 10:31:56 AM  
Kate Upton's getting LARRRRGER. She puts on 5 lbs with every thread.
 
2014-07-17 10:32:25 AM  
30.media.tumblr.com
 
2014-07-17 10:32:54 AM  
Ceiling Kate Upton is watching you masturbate.

i.imgur.com
 
2014-07-17 10:33:11 AM  
"Woman wears two-piece"

// why is this an article?
// pics and STFU - I think we can figure out that she's on vacation
 
2014-07-17 10:33:40 AM  
swallowdaily.com
 
2014-07-17 10:34:17 AM  
Jesus farking Christ.

22 pictures of her, with maybe 5 doing anything flattering for her, and 4 of those are all pretty much the same shot over and over.

AND 3 videos?

Daily Fail pays for some really shiatty photo work, yet they run every single thing the photog hands them. The ones where she's lying on her stomach do her some justice, but pretty much all of the others are of her caught in some bizarre pose as she reaches for something, or rolls over to talk to that dude. We really need to quit posting DailyFail links. TMZ could have done better with this.
 
2014-07-17 10:34:18 AM  
That's a huge b*tch.
 
2014-07-17 10:34:21 AM  
someone call me if she ever grows an ass.
 
2014-07-17 10:34:59 AM  
This is one of those women who's going to hit her mid-thirties and start inflating like Veruca Salt into a blueberry.
 
2014-07-17 10:36:08 AM  

Stratohead: someone call me if she ever grows an ass.


Do you want her to have a Kim Kardashian ass?
 
2014-07-17 10:37:14 AM  

Ambivalence: I love the word Rubenesque.  It's a shame more people don't use it.


No. This is Rubenesque. Upton is not Rubenesque.
 
2014-07-17 10:39:50 AM  

therecksays: I would give her the most memorable 3 minutes of her life.


3 minutes? Showoff.
 
2014-07-17 10:40:53 AM  

hundreddollarman: therecksays: I would give her the most memorable 3 minutes of her life.

3 minutes? Showoff.


That includes the humorous striptease routine at the beginning.
 
2014-07-17 10:44:27 AM  

Ambivalence: I love the word Rubenesque.  It's a shame more people don't use it.


oh, I wouldn't mind rubbing my Russian Dressing all over her.
 
2014-07-17 10:45:33 AM  
She would make a good fark toy.
 
2014-07-17 10:47:28 AM  
i.imgur.com
 
2014-07-17 10:48:11 AM  

Wellon Dowd: hundreddollarman: therecksays: I would give her the most memorable 3 minutes of her life.

3 minutes? Showoff.

That includes the humorous striptease routine at the beginning.


I read that as and the begging.
 
2014-07-17 10:49:02 AM  
I saw her recently at a Stand Up To Cancer by Touching Kate Upton's Hair event.

i.imgur.com
 
2014-07-17 10:52:04 AM  
She is skinny-fat, but her face is gorgeous. And she is tall, blonde, has great breasts, and is laughing all the way to the bank.

She really just needs to work out a little bit. Her lack of muscle tone can be hidden with skilled posing and photoshop..  for now.
 
2014-07-17 10:52:49 AM  

Jaden Smith First of His Name: This is one of those women who's going to hit her mid-thirties and start inflating like Veruca Salt

Violet Beauregarde  into a blueberry.

FTFY
 
2014-07-17 10:54:52 AM  

Miss5280: She is skinny-fat, but her face is gorgeous. And she is tall, blonde, has great breasts, and is laughing all the way to the bank.

She really just needs to work out a little bit. Her lack of muscle tone can be hidden with skilled posing and photoshop..  for now.


I agree with this entirely.  She seems confident which is a huge reason she exudes sexy.
 
2014-07-17 10:58:00 AM  

mark_bert: Jaden Smith First of His Name: This is one of those women who's going to hit her mid-thirties and start inflating like Veruca SaltViolet Beauregarde  into a blueberry.

FTFY


My bad. That makes Veruca the bad egg, right?
 
2014-07-17 10:58:42 AM  

Ambivalence: Lionel Mandrake: Ambivalence: I love the word Rubenesque.  It's a shame more people don't use it.

I prefer "zaftig"

At first I thought "No, that can't be a word", but then I looked it up.

It sounds like a type of fart, but it's not.


Huh. Learn something new every day.
 
2014-07-17 11:00:28 AM  
She obviously doesn't work out right now.

She probably hasn't had to because genetitics and metabolism. She is getting to that age where that generally stops being enough. She's hot and all, wouldn;t kick her out of bed, etc.

Someone needs to get it through her skull pretty quickly that working out is the only way she won't become a joke in the next few years.
 
2014-07-17 11:00:40 AM  

Wellon Dowd: I saw her recently at a Stand Up To Cancer by Touching Kate Upton's Hair event.


If she did a 'Touch Kate Upton's Breasts' event, cancer would be a distant memory.
 
2014-07-17 11:07:14 AM  

Wellon Dowd: Ceiling Kate Upton is watching you masturbate.

[i.imgur.com image 496x736]


Ceiling Kate Upton is making me masturbate.
 
2014-07-17 11:08:02 AM  

Ambivalence: I love the word Rubenesque.  It's a shame more people don't use it.


Obese women use all the time on dating sites.
 
2014-07-17 11:09:10 AM  

Lady Beryl Ersatz-Wendigo: Dammit, Verlander- your pitching went to hell the last time you hooked up with her.


When he hooked up with her, or after she started seeing the DWTS guy?

I guess we'll know in the next couple of weeks.


/Verlander is still kinda dickish for tossing his HS sweetheart out like that, but I understand.
 
2014-07-17 11:09:36 AM  
What a life, who would want to have to roll around on a tropical beach with that girl?
 
2014-07-17 11:10:18 AM  

Jim from Saint Paul: She obviously doesn't work out right now.

She probably hasn't had to because genetitics and metabolism. She is getting to that age where that generally stops being enough. She's hot and all, wouldn;t kick her out of bed, etc.

Someone needs to get it through her skull pretty quickly that working out is the only way she won't become a joke in the next few years.


Back when she was 19, I was thinking she wasn't going to age well.  Now at 22 she has the body of a 30 year old.  She needs to hit the NordicTrack.
 
2014-07-17 11:18:54 AM  
She needs to lose a little weight. Like maybe 10 lbs.
 
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