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(USA Today)   USA Today was all excited and cheerleady about Archie Andrews PC ending, and then his last words reminded everyone that he is Archie Andrews   (entertainthis.usatoday.com ) divider line
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2014-07-17 01:06:51 AM  
I didn't know they ruined Archie by putting one of those in it.
Truly, that disgusts me. Archie would never associate with that kind of person. He is a good, kind young man.
But no, they had to include a Senator. Disgusting politicans.
 
2014-07-17 02:12:48 AM  
Did he ever get to bang either of them?
 
2014-07-17 07:26:57 AM  
They forgot to add the word "Jughead"
 
2014-07-17 07:27:36 AM  
Joke's on them all... he was talking to Jughead, who was just off-panel,.
 
2014-07-17 08:01:22 AM  
USA Today had the one rare opportunity to use Comic Sans and they effed it up.
 
2014-07-17 08:38:47 AM  
Does anyone actually read this comic anymore? And by "read" I mean "stare stupidly at pictures because reading is too hard."
 
2014-07-17 08:46:38 AM  
img.fark.net
 
2014-07-17 08:50:03 AM  
His last words should have been "We should have had a menage-a-trois".
 
2014-07-17 08:57:55 AM  
I am having a hard time formulating a strong opinion about Archie.

Something must be wrong with me.
 
2014-07-17 08:59:37 AM  
Apparently the moron who wrote that article didn't read anything but the last page. Archie DID commit to one of them and married them. His ultimate choice will be revealed in the epilogue issue next week.

I stopped reading Archie years ago because it was the exact same story told over and over. I started reading Life With Archie because for once it wasn't the same saccharine BS you generally find in Riverdale.
 
2014-07-17 09:02:33 AM  
I stopped reading Archie comics once he became a heroin addict.
 
2014-07-17 09:07:39 AM  
Just wait - in the next issue they discover Archie had buried the bodies of 12 prostitutes in his backyard.  Then they discover all of them had.... blond hair.
 
2014-07-17 09:10:48 AM  
Betty FTW
 
2014-07-17 09:12:20 AM  
You mean his last words weren't "I was a ripoff of Mickey Rooney's Andy Hardy character"?
 
2014-07-17 09:19:21 AM  
I stopped reading Archie when I grew hair on my balls.
 
2014-07-17 09:27:06 AM  
His last words weren't "Danger zone!"?
 
2014-07-17 09:28:33 AM  
I was hoping for Death is but a door, time is but a window: I'll be back
 
2014-07-17 09:28:36 AM  

Tyrone Slothrop: His last words should have been "We should have had a menage-a-trois".


They should have been, "I'm glad we had that menage-a-trois."

That would have blown a few minds.
 
2014-07-17 09:32:26 AM  

Altrissa: Apparently the moron who wrote that article didn't read anything but the last page. Archie DID commit to one of them and married them. His ultimate choice will be revealed in the epilogue issue next week.

I stopped reading Archie years ago because it was the exact same story told over and over. I started reading Life With Archie because for once it wasn't the same saccharine BS you generally find in Riverdale.


BEARS BEARS BEARS
 
2014-07-17 09:36:22 AM  
Who did he pick? Who had the bigger breasteses?
 
2014-07-17 09:39:49 AM  
Team Betty
 
2014-07-17 09:45:27 AM  
Well that's....something, I guess. What's Beetle Bailey up to these days? Still up to his old shenanigans?
 
2014-07-17 09:46:55 AM  
I remember Archie branded comics distributed by religious organizations that were slightly blander Jack Chic tracts. I'm going to research what led to the political shift. Not that I have a preference for any politics in my art or pop culture. I deal with it if the overall work has enough merit (from my own perspective, of course), but it seldom makes the work better nor does it add credibility to the opinion.

/Civil War worked for me because it allowed for an examination of moral choices in the abstract, rather than allowing the immediacy of current events to impact the decision process.
 
2014-07-17 09:47:45 AM  

WTF is up with comics these days???  First this BS and now Thor is getting a sex change operation? What happened there, did Jane Foster find his dick to be unworthy?



images.starpulse.com
 
2014-07-17 09:49:55 AM  
So the series is going to get a gritty reboot then?
 
2014-07-17 09:51:18 AM  
These characters have last names apparently.
 
2014-07-17 09:51:44 AM  

Brick-House: WTF is up with comics these days???  First this BS and now Thor is getting a sex change operation? What happened there, did Jane Foster find his dick to be unworthy?

[images.starpulse.com image 470x668]


The new Captain America is going to be a black man.
 
2014-07-17 09:54:34 AM  

stonicus: Brick-House: WTF is up with comics these days???  First this BS and now Thor is getting a sex change operation? What happened there, did Jane Foster find his dick to be unworthy?

[images.starpulse.com image 470x668]

The new Captain America is going to be a black man.


He's already in the White House.
 
2014-07-17 09:55:04 AM  

stonicus: Brick-House: WTF is up with comics these days???  First this BS and now Thor is getting a sex change operation? What happened there, did Jane Foster find his dick to be unworthy?

[images.starpulse.com image 470x668]

The new Captain America is going to be a black man.


Iron Man has been recast as an Asian Pre-Op TS with Bell's Palsy
 
2014-07-17 09:55:59 AM  
the last panel was just black?
 
2014-07-17 09:59:52 AM  

browntimmy: Well that's....something, I guess. What's Beetle Bailey up to these days? Still up to his old shenanigans?


It's gotten a lot darker since Sarge went all Kurtz.
 
2014-07-17 10:00:08 AM  
Years from now, a Riverdale detective will reveal his last words were..........."Fark you......"
 
2014-07-17 10:00:52 AM  

stonicus: Brick-House: WTF is up with comics these days???  First this BS and now Thor is getting a sex change operation? What happened there, did Jane Foster find his dick to be unworthy?

[images.starpulse.com image 470x668]

The new Captain America is going to be a black man.


As a friend put it earlier today:

Thor's a lady. Cap's black. Do something really shocking, Marvel! Give Dr Strange a monthly title by an awesome creative team!
 
2014-07-17 10:02:23 AM  

Tom_Slick: I was hoping for Death is but a door, time is but a window: I'll be back


Archie the Carpathian?
 
2014-07-17 10:03:00 AM  

Gunny Highway: stonicus: Brick-House: WTF is up with comics these days???  First this BS and now Thor is getting a sex change operation? What happened there, did Jane Foster find his dick to be unworthy?

[images.starpulse.com image 470x668]

The new Captain America is going to be a black man.

As a friend put it earlier today:

Thor's a lady. Cap's black. Do something really shocking, Marvel! Give Dr Strange a monthly title by an awesome creative team!


One year without a linewide crossover would be even more shocking.
 
2014-07-17 10:04:09 AM  

Brick-House: WTF is up with comics these days???  First this BS and now Thor is getting a sex change operation? What happened there, did Jane Foster find his dick to be unworthy?

[images.starpulse.com image 470x668]


Not this shiat again.

Thor loses his name, arm and hammer. Gets his old kickass axe from his young days, gets a cybernetic arm and still hands with the Avengers.

Angela, who just got revealed to be Thor's sister WILL be picking up the hammer and the godly duties of Thor.

That's it. I don't even know why they call it Female Thor, no such thing.   (He was once a frog tho)
 
2014-07-17 10:05:50 AM  

FirstNationalBastard: Gunny Highway: stonicus: Brick-House: WTF is up with comics these days???  First this BS and now Thor is getting a sex change operation? What happened there, did Jane Foster find his dick to be unworthy?

[images.starpulse.com image 470x668]

The new Captain America is going to be a black man.

As a friend put it earlier today:

Thor's a lady. Cap's black. Do something really shocking, Marvel! Give Dr Strange a monthly title by an awesome creative team!

One year without a linewide crossover would be even more shocking.


They just need some fresh new characters.

3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-07-17 10:07:16 AM  

cgraves67: So the series is going to get a gritty reboot then?


If you're talking about Thor, it's a Titty reboot.
 
2014-07-17 10:10:20 AM  

feckingmorons: I didn't know they ruined Archie by putting one of those in it.
Truly, that disgusts me. Archie would never associate with that kind of person. He is a good, kind young man.
But no, they had to include a Senator. Disgusting politicans.


I like what you did there
 
2014-07-17 10:12:02 AM  

Dinobot: That's it. I don't even know why they call it Female Thor, no such thing. (He was once a frog tho)


cdn.stripersonline.com
 
2014-07-17 10:13:14 AM  

SirDigbyChickenCaesar: stonicus: Brick-House: WTF is up with comics these days???  First this BS and now Thor is getting a sex change operation? What happened there, did Jane Foster find his dick to be unworthy?

[images.starpulse.com image 470x668]

The new Captain America is going to be a black man.

Iron Man has been recast as an Asian Pre-Op TS with Bell's Palsy


The hulk now stars off as a blue collar latino worker and transforms into a green skinned asian geneticist when he gets calm.
 
2014-07-17 10:13:21 AM  
img.fark.net
 
2014-07-17 10:13:56 AM  

ChrisDe: Team Betty



Team Threesome
 
2014-07-17 10:15:08 AM  

johnny_vegas: Dinobot: That's it. I don't even know why they call it Female Thor, no such thing. (He was once a frog tho)

[cdn.stripersonline.com image 482x665]


Bonjour
 
2014-07-17 10:15:59 AM  
Maybe it's me or maybe it's the fact that I've never read an Archie comic, but I don't think I would ever picture reading this line in an Archie comic

We're about to show you the final words of one Archie Andrews from Life With Archie Magazine #36, in which Archie takes a bullet for his best friend, openly gay Senator-elect Kevin Keller

Wasn't Archie a comic about some kid in high school that goes on dumb adventure with his friends and blue balls two women? I figured it was idealized Americana
 
2014-07-17 10:17:21 AM  

EddieMoscone: Tom_Slick: I was hoping for Death is but a door, time is but a window: I'll be back

Archie the Carpathian?


Yes, one year later he will come back using the vessel of Betty's newborn son who would have otherwise been developmentally disabled (the result of a grief stricken affair with moose)
 
2014-07-17 10:18:25 AM  
Cover of the next issue:

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2014-07-17 10:18:46 AM  
img.fark.net
 
2014-07-17 10:20:57 AM  

Dinobot: That's it. I don't even know why they call it Female Thor, no such thing


She's Thor because who ever weilds the hammer gets the power of Thor.  As such, Thor is still alive, but he no longer has the cool powers of his position, just the cool powers of being an Asgardian.

The Power over the Hammer and Thunder is now hers.
 
2014-07-17 10:24:20 AM  

Iblis824: Dinobot: That's it. I don't even know why they call it Female Thor, no such thing

She's Thor because who ever weilds the hammer gets the power of Thor.  As such, Thor is still alive, but he no longer has the cool powers of his position, just the cool powers of being an Asgardian.

The Power over the Hammer and Thunder is now hers.


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