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(Metro)   Milkybar: Now with more PENIS   (metro.co.uk) divider line 57
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2014-07-17 12:36:07 AM
I heard you get more for your money with the dark chocolate
 
2014-07-17 01:45:38 AM

nickdaisy: I heard you get more for your money with the dark chocolate


Once you go dark chocolate you never go back
 
2014-07-17 02:41:44 AM
You really have to be looking for penis to see penis there.
 
2014-07-17 02:50:21 AM
Small Penis Trifecta now complete?
 
2014-07-17 02:52:33 AM
Is there really a conspiracy out there for advertisers to attract people to buy their product by putting penises on them or.... are there just people who are looking really hard to be offended?
 
2014-07-17 02:53:50 AM

ongbok: You really have to be looking for penis to see penis there.


Do you say that to all the girls?
 
2014-07-17 02:53:57 AM
www.phinnweb.org

I prefer mine with boobs, but whatever floats your yarbles.
 
2014-07-17 02:55:49 AM
"'I still ate it but I was a little put off. I don't understand why it is there.'"

I'll bet he says that about all the penises he puts in his mouth.
 
2014-07-17 02:59:01 AM
That guy sounds like the biggest, most whiniest douchebag in history. It's actually appropriate that his food is stamped with images of giant cocks, because that's what he is.
 
2014-07-17 02:59:09 AM
Somebody buy that guy a hotdog.
 
2014-07-17 03:04:32 AM
Pareidolia.  Just because  you see a penis doesn't make it a penis, jackass.
If I were Nestlé I wouldn't have apologized for shiat. You're the one that's farked up.
 
2014-07-17 03:15:01 AM
FTA: Here are some more penis-shaped things...

Journalism!
 
2014-07-17 03:16:07 AM

C18H27NO3: Pareidolia.  Just because  you see a penis doesn't make it a penis, jackass.
If I were Nestlé I wouldn't have apologized for shiat. You're the one that's farked up.


Ceci n'est pas une bite.
 
2014-07-17 03:31:57 AM
i734.photobucket.com
 
2014-07-17 03:32:47 AM
He'd get several more inches if he had the dark chocolate instead.
 
2014-07-17 03:36:10 AM
"There's no point denying what it looks like. It is obvious - we can all see it."

As with most things, we see what we want to see.
 
2014-07-17 03:52:39 AM
Ahhh.  Lawyers.  Anything to get their name in the news and prove how much more douchebaggy they are as a percentage than most of the population.
 
2014-07-17 04:00:56 AM
An "education" lawyer? I wonder how much of his work involves penis.
 
2014-07-17 04:06:45 AM
He added: 'I always have a way of remembering World Cups and now the 2014 World Cup will always be remembered as the "Milky Bar penis" - it's not a great way to remember it."

Ok, now you're just being overly dramatic. ZOMG think of the children and the World Cup ... Whaaaargarble
 
2014-07-17 04:11:20 AM
If you see penises everywhere, maybe your unconcious mind is trying to tell you something

- Freud


/or was it Rand Paul?
 
2014-07-17 04:23:53 AM
I thought it looked like Jesus
 
2014-07-17 04:35:15 AM
FTA: Here are some more penis-shaped things...

I was expecting the last picture to be an actual penis. You know, so the author could be like HAHA made you look at a real penis.
 
2014-07-17 04:44:51 AM
Let's face it folks, the penis is shaped in such useful shape that you are bound to find its likeness everywhere and people who are employing it for several different means.
 
2014-07-17 04:45:54 AM
Guy sees penis' where there are no penis'. Guy likes penis' I would say...guy is gay.

Not that there is any thing wrong with that.
 
2014-07-17 05:10:26 AM
Joe Camel laughs at Milkybar's small penis
 
2014-07-17 05:34:20 AM
Don't care what they look like, they taste great. Penis, not militants.
/diet
 
2014-07-17 05:43:40 AM
If I've learned anything from the internet it's that there's always room for more penis. Bring it on.
 
2014-07-17 05:48:31 AM
img2.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2014-07-17 05:50:36 AM

Active introvert: Is there really a conspiracy out there for advertisers to attract people to buy their product by putting penises on them or.... are there just people who are looking really hard to be offended?


I envy your life experiences if you've not regularly met people who go around trying to be offended or pretending to be offended on the chance it gains them something.
 
2014-07-17 05:59:14 AM

JRoo: [img2.wikia.nocookie.net image 375x500]


Even worse....

i.kinja-img.com

What every little girl 5 and up needs, oh, and don't forget the batteries.
 
2014-07-17 06:55:01 AM

wildcardjack: An "education" lawyer? I wonder how much of his work involves penis.


Every night at the ManHole.
 
2014-07-17 07:06:35 AM
FTA:  It's actually the horse's head upside-down, but has attracted controversy for years

Nothing new to see here, really.
 
2014-07-17 07:10:59 AM
Granted Mr "Education" lawyer is a whiny douchebag opportunist, but I have to say that it took me a
REALLY long time to figure out that it was a horse's head and not a very large phallus from the pics.

But, I'm not sure if Nestlé's hiring of an incompetent graphic designer for their chocolate bars is actionable.
 
2014-07-17 07:12:04 AM
O the sanctimoniousity. O the prudiosity.
 
2014-07-17 07:14:32 AM
"'I still ate it but I was a little put off. I don't understand why it is there.' "

It's not 'there' it's in your mind.
 
2014-07-17 07:25:02 AM
Lawyer for defense: "Sir, could you please demonstrate how you ate the alleged penis candy bar? And please demonstrate on this special lollipop."

/dnrtfa
 
2014-07-17 07:37:40 AM
Robin Jacobs, 31, of South Woodford in London, was 'surprised to see a massive cock' on his Milkybar as he took a bite out of it while watching the World Cup final.

metrouk2.files.wordpress.com

Massive? It looks like it would be about 2 or 3 inches long, at most...
 
2014-07-17 07:40:03 AM
Dear Concerned Consumer,

Your mother is a whore.

Sincerely,
Sean Connery
Nestle
 
2014-07-17 07:49:03 AM
What in the living fark is a milky bar?
 
2014-07-17 07:58:34 AM

RobSeace: Robin Jacobs, 31, of South Woodford in London, was 'surprised to see a massive cock' on his Milkybar as he took a bite out of it while watching the World Cup final.

[metrouk2.files.wordpress.com image 428x434]

Massive? It looks like it would be about 2 or 3 inches long, at most...


Is that a dick or Jesus?
 
2014-07-17 07:59:21 AM

RobSeace: Robin Jacobs, 31, of South Woodford in London, was 'surprised to see a massive cock' on his Milkybar as he took a bite out of it while watching the World Cup final.

[metrouk2.files.wordpress.com image 428x434]

Massive? It looks like it would be about 2 or 3 inches long, at most...


When he put the cock in his mouth it seemed bigger.
 
2014-07-17 08:08:42 AM

vudukungfu: Is that a dick or Jesus?


Yes

s30.postimg.org
 
2014-07-17 08:20:54 AM

RobSeace: Robin Jacobs, 31, of South Woodford in London, was 'surprised to see a massive cock' on his Milkybar as he took a bite out of it while watching the World Cup final.



Massive? It looks like it would be about 2 or 3 inches long, at most...


He was probably comparing the size to his own.
 
2014-07-17 08:30:59 AM
Did anyone click on the killer blowjob link a the bottom?  Grapefruiting.
 
2014-07-17 08:36:56 AM
I loved the line "I'm normally a Cadbury man" for some reason...I could just hear him saying it in his British accent like he's referring to Man U or something, but chocolate.
 
2014-07-17 08:42:31 AM

Active introvert: Is there really a conspiracy out there for advertisers to attract people to buy their product by putting penises on them or.... are there just people who are looking really hard to be offended?


He's a lawyer, and looking to get paid, perhaps?
 
2014-07-17 08:48:01 AM

packman_jon: vudukungfu: Is that a dick or Jesus?

Yes

[s30.postimg.org image 350x485]


Hey! Jesus!
High-five!

Oh, wait.
 
2014-07-17 08:49:39 AM
netous.com
 
2014-07-17 08:50:50 AM
attentionwhoring lawyer sounds like he's trying to compensate for something.
 
2014-07-17 08:50:54 AM
never seen a "milkybar".  British?
 
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