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(Daily Mail)   Woman rescued from sandbar near offshore nudist swingers beach after her husband dumped her in the ocean from a jet ski after she claimed to see him blowing some dude at the nudist swingers beach.... Man, that was a mouthful   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 81
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2014-07-17 12:16:41 AM
No doubt fans of Kenny P.

www.kennypowersfanclub.com
 
2014-07-17 12:27:24 AM
Can we just redirect the fark URL to the daily fail, already?
 
2014-07-17 12:31:31 AM
Women do choose the worst times to start arguments. So yeah, it's possible.

Men do use physical action in lieu of words. So yeah, it's possible.

Nude swingers beaches may exist. It's potentially possible.

For a Daily Mail article, it's actually almost believable.
 
2014-07-17 12:33:41 AM
I've noticed the Mail Online seem to have a rule to have a minimum of 8 Kardashian stories on the side bar at all times.
 
2014-07-17 12:49:57 AM

Tarkus: I've noticed the Mail Online seem to have a rule to have a minimum of 8 Kardashian stories on the side bar at all times.


I thought you were kidding until I got to number 6 and stopped counting. Christ, what a shlockfest.
 
2014-07-17 01:29:00 AM
Riding on a jet ski nude has GOT to chafe.
 
2014-07-17 01:31:17 AM
threw his wife off the jet ski four times

She refused to get back on the ski with him and stayed on the sandbar which rests under knee deep water.

Her husband tried to get her back on the jet ski but she flat out refused


Dude, make up your mind.
 
2014-07-17 01:32:26 AM

fusillade762: Riding on a jet ski nude has GOT to chafe.


You must ride a jet ski in a pretty interesting way
 
2014-07-17 01:34:14 AM
The article sites the Smoking Gun. He was smoking a gun. But farkers would like to know was the wife hot?
 
2014-07-17 01:38:55 AM
the Aristocrats!
 
2014-07-17 01:40:13 AM
Pics, or the BJ never happened.

Seriously though, sounds like too much alcohol was involved throughout this entire escapade.
 
2014-07-17 01:41:27 AM

DogBoyTheCat: the Aristocrats!


Came for this, leaving satisfied.
 
2014-07-17 01:41:38 AM
She saw HIM blowing some dude...

That changes everything
 
2014-07-17 01:41:43 AM
The article is incomplete without mentioning whether he swallowed or spit.
 
2014-07-17 01:45:24 AM
Well blow me down!
 
2014-07-17 01:45:41 AM
What a load of Crockett and Tubbs.
 
2014-07-17 01:49:43 AM
I have no idea what's going on here. Anyone keeping score?
 
2014-07-17 01:49:44 AM

SpdrJay: The article is incomplete without mentioning whether he swallowed or spit.


It says right in the article she was on the spit.
 
2014-07-17 01:55:12 AM
Well that blows.

For him and her

/BJ's for everyone,  step up to the hole
//that's what your mom said
 
2014-07-17 01:57:39 AM
Headline or Nip/Tuck episode summary?
 
2014-07-17 01:58:14 AM
That's quite the sticky situation he got himself into.

/is this thing on?
 
2014-07-17 01:58:36 AM

jtown: SpdrJay: The article is incomplete without mentioning whether he swallowed or spit.

It says right in the article she was on the spit.


Talk about a sticky situation!
 
2014-07-17 01:58:37 AM
Now THAT sounds like my kind of vacation! I'm planning for next summer riiiiight now.
 
2014-07-17 02:09:08 AM

Oh_Enough_Already: Penis: the cause of and solution to all of life's problems.


At first, I thought this was a joke. But then I managed to start my car with one.
 
2014-07-17 02:09:59 AM
img.photobucket.com
 
2014-07-17 02:17:24 AM

fusillade762: Riding on a jet ski nude has GOT to chafe.


Not really... Surfed and jetskied naked...

What chafes is the asshole perves... who don't get nudism.
 
2014-07-17 02:52:11 AM
"It is not known if Mike Doster was piloting the jet ski in the nude at the time of the altercation."

Umm...kinda an important detail to leave out, doncha think?!??!??
 
2014-07-17 02:57:04 AM

spaten: fusillade762:
What chafes is the asshole perves... who don't get nudism.


What's to get?

You like being naked. I like to look at things.

You of all people shouldn't be so goddamn judgemental of what people like you farking hypocrite.
 
2014-07-17 03:05:56 AM

fusillade762: [img.photobucket.com image 639x295]


noted
 
2014-07-17 03:13:16 AM
Funny, I never saw this on Haulover beach. But I saw enough (2006).

A nice long ocean swim in shallow water, good for what ails ya.
 
2014-07-17 03:25:52 AM

spaten: fusillade762: Riding on a jet ski nude has GOT to chafe.

Not really... Surfed and jetskied naked...

What chafes is the asshole perves... who don't get nudism.


I'd think that asshole pervs get quite a lot of chafing.
 
2014-07-17 03:29:34 AM

DrunkenYodaZen: was the wife hot?


Hot, but dick-less.
 
2014-07-17 03:36:50 AM
Yeah ok whatever. Was she hot?
 
2014-07-17 03:38:08 AM

kortex: Yeah ok whatever. Was she hot?


On a nudist beach?  Unlikely.
 
2014-07-17 03:44:52 AM
i62.tinypic.com
 
2014-07-17 03:47:29 AM
Losers ride in the back

i61.tinypic.com
 
2014-07-17 03:52:11 AM

chitownmike: fusillade762: Riding on a jet ski nude has GOT to chafe.

You must ride a jet ski in a pretty interesting way


photo.iyaxin.com
 
2014-07-17 03:52:22 AM

mjjt: Losers ride in the back

[i61.tinypic.com image 261x193]


Pimps in the front, hos in the back, and chumps in the trunk!
 
2014-07-17 04:51:20 AM

mjjt:


Ever since a practice kite flew me 5' away from where I was standing and knocked the wind out of me, kiteboarding has scared the shiat out of me.
 
2014-07-17 06:14:43 AM

Dextro: mjjt:

Ever since a practice kite flew me 5' away from where I was standing and knocked the wind out of me, kiteboarding has scared the shiat out of me.


You needed a naked chick for extra ballast.
 
2014-07-17 06:45:41 AM

mjjt: Losers ride in the back

[i61.tinypic.com image 261x193]


I'm going to go with she was all biatchy on why he doesn't ever let her drive it so he was like fine look how he has a holy shiat death grip going because we all know how bad women drivers are.
 
2014-07-17 06:52:04 AM
So, the old dude was blowing the other dude. But he don't gay?
 
2014-07-17 07:09:55 AM
At what point did he think to himself "wow, that escalated quickly"... Before of after he started getting calls from friends and relatives about his pic and the story being all over the internet?
 
2014-07-17 07:12:42 AM

Dialectic: So, the old dude was blowing the other dude. But he don't gay?


He don't gay if vacation drunk.
 
2014-07-17 07:14:10 AM

mjjt: [i62.tinypic.com image 500x400]


Shopped. *points at monitor*
 
2014-07-17 07:17:32 AM

DrunkenYodaZen: The article sites the Smoking Gun. He was smoking a gun. But farkers would like to know was the wife hot?


I will bet that she's tanned and bleached blonde, reasonably well built but with just a hint of middle aged
thickness setting in, rather MILFy, and when she wears clothes she favors leather miniskirts, fark me
pumps and either  halter or crop top. Most of the female swingers I've met tend toward that look.

Either that or she's overweight.

He, however, looks like pretty much every male swinger I know, except that he doesn't seem to have one
of those rat-tail ponytails.
 
2014-07-17 07:31:06 AM
How's that go? Rosen dew.

Whachamacallit.
 
2014-07-17 07:36:03 AM

jtown: SpdrJay: The article is incomplete without mentioning whether he swallowed or spit.

It says right in the article she was on the spit.


But who was Lucky Pierre?
 
2014-07-17 07:43:35 AM

DjangoStonereaver: DrunkenYodaZen: The article sites the Smoking Gun. He was smoking a gun. But farkers would like to know was the wife hot?

I will bet that she's tanned and bleached blonde, reasonably well built but with just a hint of middle aged
thickness setting in, rather MILFy, and when she wears clothes she favors leather miniskirts, fark me
pumps and either  halter or crop top. Most of the female swingers I've met tend toward that look.

Either that or she's overweight.

He, however, looks like pretty much every male swinger I know, except that he doesn't seem to have one
of those rat-tail ponytails.


I've also seen some... Weatherbeaten women. Hippie types that spent too much time running around in the sun.

Also, weird plastic swingers. As in, Sly Stallone's eyebrows weird and plastic.
 
2014-07-17 07:44:24 AM

Dialectic: So, the old dude was blowing the other dude. But he don't gay?


It's not gay if you, um...uhhh... nope. Don't see how he's gettin out of that one.
 
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