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(Redding Record Searchlight)   Fearful that Berkeley is hogging all the crazy in California, Shasta County Board of Supervisors vote--unanimously--to investigate chemtrails   ( redding.com) divider line
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2014-07-16 09:17:12 PM  
One of those chemtrails freaks talked to me the other day. They are as bad as the antivaxers.

The airlines are not in a conspiracy to fill the sky with aluminum nanoparticles to induce global cooling.
 
2014-07-16 09:22:30 PM  
FFS... this country needs an enema

/f*cking morons EVERYWHERE
 
2014-07-16 09:25:56 PM  

feckingmorons: One of those chemtrails freaks talked to me the other day. They are as bad as the antivaxers.

The airlines are not in a conspiracy to fill the sky with aluminum nanoparticles to induce global cooling.


CW-7 is not a real thing.
 
2014-07-16 09:30:18 PM  
Thank Christ California is sharing some of Arizona's crazy.
 
2014-07-16 09:46:28 PM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: FFS... this country needs an enema


Start a vote on where to put the hose...
 
2014-07-16 09:48:18 PM  

feckingmorons: One of those chemtrails freaks talked to me the other day. They are as bad as the antivaxers.

The airlines are not in a conspiracy to fill the sky with aluminum nanoparticles to induce global cooling.


That's what the Aluminnati want you to think.
 
2014-07-16 10:04:05 PM  

Nefarious: feckingmorons: One of those chemtrails freaks talked to me the other day. They are as bad as the antivaxers.

The airlines are not in a conspiracy to fill the sky with aluminum nanoparticles to induce global cooling.
g.


The airlines are not doing it. Military planes are.
 
2014-07-16 10:31:03 PM  
FTA:  Supervisor Pam Giacomoni said it was important to listen to people's concerns in the community and dig deeper when presented with compelling, fact-based information.

She's right. As an elected official, it is important to listen to the people. It's also important to be a leader, and KNOW WHEN TO CALL THEM A BUNCH OF FARKING IDIOTS!

Here's how you handle people like this.
 
2014-07-16 11:11:44 PM  

kronicfeld: feckingmorons: One of those chemtrails freaks talked to me the other day. They are as bad as the antivaxers.

The airlines are not in a conspiracy to fill the sky with aluminum nanoparticles to induce global cooling.

That's what the Aluminnati want you to think.


now that is funny
 
2014-07-16 11:27:07 PM  
You see librul movements like Occupy Wall Street are actually sheeple controlled by Zionist/Obama chemtrails.

www.r-sw.com
 
2014-07-17 04:23:52 PM  
"They say they have a lot of science, they presented us a lot of information and I think it's important for us to have that public discussion," she said.

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2014-07-17 04:28:07 PM  
encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com

Are these trail orange flavored?
 
2014-07-17 04:37:59 PM  

kronicfeld: feckingmorons: One of those chemtrails freaks talked to me the other day. They are as bad as the antivaxers.

The airlines are not in a conspiracy to fill the sky with aluminum nanoparticles to induce global cooling.

That's what the Aluminnati want you to think.


I see what you did there.
 
2014-07-17 04:45:06 PM  

kronicfeld: feckingmorons: One of those chemtrails freaks talked to me the other day. They are as bad as the antivaxers.

The airlines are not in a conspiracy to fill the sky with aluminum nanoparticles to induce global cooling.

That's what the Aluminnati want you to think.


+3
 
2014-07-17 04:45:08 PM  
 
2014-07-17 04:46:26 PM  
If my dog is any indication, the aluminum should pass through without incident in a day or two.
 
2014-07-17 04:46:46 PM  
img.fark.net

Just saying
 
2014-07-17 04:46:47 PM  

kronicfeld: feckingmorons: One of those chemtrails freaks talked to me the other day. They are as bad as the antivaxers.

The airlines are not in a conspiracy to fill the sky with aluminum nanoparticles to induce global cooling.

That's what the Aluminnati want you to think.


Hah!

/fnord
 
2014-07-17 04:47:04 PM  

kronicfeld: feckingmorons: One of those chemtrails freaks talked to me the other day. They are as bad as the antivaxers.

The airlines are not in a conspiracy to fill the sky with aluminum nanoparticles to induce global cooling.

That's what the Aluminnati want you to think.


Weird Al warned me about them.
 
2014-07-17 04:47:06 PM  

Supervisor Pam Giacomoni said it was important to listen to people's concerns in the community and dig deeper when presented with compelling, fact-based information.
"They say they have a lot of science, they presented us a lot of information and I think it's important for us to have that public discussion," she said.


You're a farking idiot, Pam, and have no business working for the public.
 
2014-07-17 04:47:10 PM  
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2014-07-17 04:47:17 PM  

Kevin72: Nefarious: feckingmorons: One of those chemtrails freaks talked to me the other day. They are as bad as the antivaxers.

The airlines are not in a conspiracy to fill the sky with aluminum nanoparticles to induce global cooling.
g.

The airlines are not doing it. Military planes are.


They're all really military planes in disguise.
 
2014-07-17 04:47:44 PM  

Satanic_Hamster: Supervisor Pam Giacomoni said it was important to listen to people's concerns in the community and dig deeper when presented with compelling, fact-based information.
"They say they have a lot of science, they presented us a lot of information and I think it's important for us to have that public discussion," she said.


You're a farking idiot, Pam, and have no business working for the public.


Ow my brain!
 
2014-07-17 04:48:05 PM  
Where the fark is Bill Nye when you need him??
 
2014-07-17 04:48:30 PM  
Boulder cries in the corner, hoping someone notices...
 
2014-07-17 04:48:40 PM  
How did I know that Shasta county was in the northern, inbred part of the state before I even looked at a map.
 
2014-07-17 04:48:43 PM  

Arkanaut: Kevin72: Nefarious: feckingmorons: One of those chemtrails freaks talked to me the other day. They are as bad as the antivaxers.

The airlines are not in a conspiracy to fill the sky with aluminum nanoparticles to induce global cooling.
g.

The airlines are not doing it. Military planes are.

They're all really military planes in disguise.


Mostly Malaysian.
 
2014-07-17 04:49:01 PM  

kronicfeld: That's what the Aluminnati want you to think.


Hey! You spelled that wron.....oh.  i get it.
 
2014-07-17 04:49:31 PM  
Oh, FFS.
 
2014-07-17 04:50:14 PM  
So now saying you have "science" means that something must be investigated and there should be a public debate? How about all of the real farking science related to climate change, vaccinations, anything?

These people make me farking sick.
 
2014-07-17 04:50:55 PM  
And these are the loons who want to break off from California and form their own state, Jefferson.
 
2014-07-17 04:51:12 PM  
What a tremendous waste of time. Even when the truth is found out that these chemtrails are effecting our brains, the goverment will just suppress the findings and discredit the brave scientist that discovered the truth. Same as it ever was.


/I need to stop this sh*t.
 
2014-07-17 04:51:49 PM  

kronicfeld: That's what the Aluminnati want you to think


applause.jpg
 
2014-07-17 04:53:11 PM  
To be fair, you can see a lot of chem trails in Shasta County.  I'd never been somewhere that had so many.  I guess it's under a lot of major flightpaths.
 
2014-07-17 04:53:26 PM  

ScaryBottles: How did I know that Shasta county was in the northern, inbred part of the state before I even looked at a map.


It's in that part but Mt. Shasta has a ton of money up there. A lot of them are Rugged IndividualistsTM who coincidentally believe in Reaganomics.
 
2014-07-17 04:53:27 PM  
upload.wikimedia.org
 
2014-07-17 04:54:03 PM  

highendmighty: Where the fark is Bill Nye when you need him??


Working on a new delivery system.

img.fark.net
 
2014-07-17 04:54:16 PM  

busy chillin': What a tremendous waste of time. Even when the truth is found out that these chemtrails are effecting our brains, the goverment will just suppress the findings and discredit the brave scientist that discovered the truth. Same as it ever was.


/I need to stop this sh*t.


Don't worry, friend, I've got a way to stop them from infiltrating your mind.
 
2014-07-17 04:54:26 PM  
It's the fault of the Lizard people under Mount Shasta.
No, seriously... This region is HIGH on the crazy charts.

http://ufodigest.com/article/mysteries-mount-shasta-home-underground -d wellers-and-ancient-gods-0

Oh my god, Weird Al --WAS-- warning us!!
 
2014-07-17 04:54:40 PM  

feckingmorons: They are as bad as the antivaxers.


No they aren't. The chemtrails are just crazy schizo ramblings that are fun to mock. The Antivaxers are killing people and are a serious public health risk.
 
2014-07-17 04:54:52 PM  

verbaltoxin: And these are the loons who want to break off from California and form their own state, Jefferson.


Who's this Jefferson guy?
 
2014-07-17 04:55:00 PM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: FFS... this country needs an enema

/f*cking morons Freepers EVERYWHERE


fixed
 
2014-07-17 04:55:11 PM  
Do they actually think that the government would use a visible spray?  Wouldn't they spend a few extra hours in the People Poisonin' Lab to develop one that was invisible?
 
2014-07-17 04:56:26 PM  

feckingmorons: One of those chemtrails freaks talked to me the other day. They are as bad as the antivaxers.

The airlines are not in a conspiracy to fill the sky with aluminum nanoparticles to induce global cooling.


http://patft.uspto.gov/netacgi/nph-Parser?Sect1=PTO1&Sect2=HITOFF&d= PA LL&p=1&u=%2Fnetahtml%2FPTO%2Fsrchnum.htm&r=1&f=G&l=50&s1=5003186.PN.&O S=PN/5003186&RS=PN/5003186

But the idea is patented
 
2014-07-17 04:57:13 PM  

verbaltoxin: busy chillin': What a tremendous waste of time. Even when the truth is found out that these chemtrails are effecting our brains, the goverment will just suppress the findings and discredit the brave scientist that discovered the truth. Same as it ever was.


/I need to stop this sh*t.

Don't worry, friend, I've got a way to stop them from infiltrating your mind.


I love that second verse. The first is good but the second just seals it.

I mean, ha yeah sure! Aluminum foil won't stop the new high density brain waves the goverment has created to penetrate your thoughts and get you to vote for lizard people like 0bama.
 
2014-07-17 04:58:16 PM  

Arkanaut: Kevin72: Nefarious: feckingmorons: One of those chemtrails freaks talked to me the other day. They are as bad as the antivaxers.

The airlines are not in a conspiracy to fill the sky with aluminum nanoparticles to induce global cooling.
g.

The airlines are not doing it. Military planes are.

They're all really military planes in disguise.


You based in Ukraine?
 
2014-07-17 04:58:27 PM  
I friended a former coworker on Facebook who never met a conspiracy theory he didn't believe. Chemtrails, Bigfoot, 9/11 ...

I unfriended him when he went on an all-caps tirade against someone who questioned the Sandy Hook second shooter shiat. What's scary is that Oklahoma let this man adopt two kids.
 
2014-07-17 04:59:10 PM  
How the fark does this even come up at a COUNTY council meeting?

Asked and answered:

s2.quickmeme.com
 
2014-07-17 04:59:18 PM  

Satanic_Hamster: Supervisor Pam Giacomoni said it was important to listen to people's concerns in the community and dig deeper when presented with compelling, fact-based information.
"They say they have a lot of science, they presented us a lot of information and I think it's important for us to have that public discussion," she said.


You're a farking idiot, Pam, and have no business working for the public.


She probably ran on a platform of "teaching the controversy" when it came to evolutionary biology, and now she's stuck because consistency is the hobgoblin of something something.
 
2014-07-17 04:59:57 PM  
Shasta County Board of Supervisors vote--unanimously--to investigate chemtrails

Hopefully by arming themselves with butterfly nets and launching themselves from catapults.
 
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