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(Komo)   Toothless man bites roommate for not cleaning his ear   (komonews.com) divider line 21
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2014-07-16 11:55:55 PM  
This article is worthless without mugshots.
 
2014-07-17 12:04:52 AM  
i.imgur.com
 
2014-07-17 01:35:38 AM  
I have no idea what she saw in him. Perhaps he was paying her rent.
 
2014-07-17 06:32:59 AM  
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Wanted for questioning.
 
2014-07-17 06:45:45 AM  
So, ban him for all household activities for four months and his next seven international household games.
 
2014-07-17 06:52:50 AM  
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/He was licking me!!!!
//Sadly obscure
 
2014-07-17 07:06:56 AM  
According to the charging documents, Chambers choked the victim before pouring water all over her, damaging her hearing aid.

Picture of the victim?

www.letitbefood.com

/"I haven't got it turned on. It runs down the batteries."
 
2014-07-17 07:09:04 AM  
As the parent of an infant with a penchant for biting when in the midst of a tantrum, I'm getting a kick out of some of these replies...
 
2014-07-17 07:12:36 AM  
So he put chewing gum in her ears?

/dnrtfa
 
2014-07-17 07:15:19 AM  
This is Butkus, Klahn's bodyguard. He is tough and ruthless. This is Kwong, Klahn's chauffeur. He is rough and toothless.
 
2014-07-17 07:19:22 AM  
Gummo, the unknown Marx brother. He's tired of being ignored.
 
2014-07-17 07:19:35 AM  
Theres a van gogh joke in there somewhere
 
2014-07-17 07:29:23 AM  
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2014-07-17 07:38:09 AM  
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2014-07-17 07:47:29 AM  
csb...Having someone clean your ear can be a little erotic. I once had my right arm in a cast for several weeks, so I had a tough time cleaning my right ear canal. My wife has a tiny bamboo spoon-shaped ear digger that feels good, so she turned on the light right above her shoulder and I lay my head in her lap. She positioned the light to shine straight into my ear canal and started picking.

The sensation of having the digger lightly scraping the skin inside the ear canal sent shimmering waves through my nerves. I got an instaboner, but I didn't want to distract my wife from the digging, so I twisted my hips downward. I found it very satisfying when she was able to scrape off a good size piece of ear crud. I'd have her show me the big pieces before she wiped them off into the Kleenex. And with my head in her lap, I could hear her food digesting. Ok, maybe it wasn't that erotic.
 
2014-07-17 08:31:59 AM  

Atomic Spunk: csb...Having someone clean your ear can be a little erotic. I once had my right arm in a cast for several weeks, so I had a tough time cleaning my right ear canal. My wife has a tiny bamboo spoon-shaped ear digger that feels good, so she turned on the light right above her shoulder and I lay my head in her lap. She positioned the light to shine straight into my ear canal and started picking.

The sensation of having the digger lightly scraping the skin inside the ear canal sent shimmering waves through my nerves. I got an instaboner, but I didn't want to distract my wife from the digging, so I twisted my hips downward. I found it very satisfying when she was able to scrape off a good size piece of ear crud. I'd have her show me the big pieces before she wiped them off into the Kleenex. And with my head in her lap, I could hear her food digesting. Ok, maybe it wasn't that erotic.


No. Please, do go on.
 
2014-07-17 08:38:30 AM  

Atomic Spunk: csb...Having someone clean your ear can be a little erotic. I once had my right arm in a cast for several weeks, so I had a tough time cleaning my right ear canal. My wife has a tiny bamboo spoon-shaped ear digger that feels good, so she turned on the light right above her shoulder and I lay my head in her lap. She positioned the light to shine straight into my ear canal and started picking.

The sensation of having the digger lightly scraping the skin inside the ear canal sent shimmering waves through my nerves. I got an instaboner, but I didn't want to distract my wife from the digging, so I twisted my hips downward. I found it very satisfying when she was able to scrape off a good size piece of ear crud. I'd have her show me the big pieces before she wiped them off into the Kleenex. And with my head in her lap, I could hear her food digesting. Ok, maybe it wasn't that erotic.


I know the feeling. Kind of like when my balls/taint are shaved.
 
2014-07-17 09:25:49 AM  
Shouldn't that be "gummed" roommate?
 
2014-07-17 10:20:49 AM  
Is it really a bite if he has no teeth? THESE ARE THE IMPORTANT QUESTIONS OF THE DAY, PEOPLE
 
2014-07-17 10:22:54 AM  
"But there's glass in there!"
"Keep scrubbin'"

/probably misremembering the Simpson's hobo / Homer dialogue
 
2014-07-17 01:04:24 PM  

Atomic Spunk: csb...Having someone clean your ear can be a little erotic. I once had my right arm in a cast for several weeks, so I had a tough time cleaning my right ear canal. My wife has a tiny bamboo spoon-shaped ear digger that feels good, so she turned on the light right above her shoulder and I lay my head in her lap. She positioned the light to shine straight into my ear canal and started picking.


Do you allow her to go out in public wearing clothes?
 
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