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(SFGate)   Good News: Danica McKellar is engaged. Bad News: Not to you   ( blog.sfgate.com) divider line
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2014-07-17 12:00:55 AM  
Much better images available than the one in the article.
 
2014-07-17 12:02:20 AM  
www.palgts.com
 
2014-07-17 12:10:43 AM  
No problem... hey, why buy the cow when you get the milk for free?

/Yeah right, knees too sharp, etc. etc.
 
2014-07-17 12:13:26 AM  
zamboni:
/Yeah right, knees too sharp, etc. etc.

Nope.
s.mlkshk.com
 
2014-07-17 12:16:39 AM  

mr_a: [www.palgts.com image 212x300]


fap fap fap

and she will always be Elsie Snuffin to me
 
2014-07-17 03:25:06 AM  
Being married to a race car driver must be stressful.
 
2014-07-17 03:26:49 AM  
Took her a long time to get over Kevin marrying somebody else.
 
2014-07-17 03:26:56 AM  

fusillade762: Being married to a race car driver must be stressful.


I do try to avoid fast women, if you know what I mean.
 
2014-07-17 03:41:38 AM  
I too read it as Danica Patrick.
The girl from 'Boy Meets Hand' is just an incredibly average looking girl that they go out of their way to try and make look sexy.

Then again, most of her fans used to beat it to Margret from 'Dennis The Menace'.
 
2014-07-17 04:00:05 AM  

TommyymmoT: I too read it as Danica Patrick.
The girl from 'Boy Meets Hand' is just an incredibly average looking girl that they go out of their way to try and make look sexy.

Then again, most of her fans used to beat it to Margret from 'Dennis The Menace'.


You're right. I preferthe girl from 'The Wonder Years'

img4.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2014-07-17 04:08:58 AM  
This one will derive you all night long.
 
2014-07-17 05:37:19 AM  
(B4Iscrwu)*(ru/18)*{QT(3.14)}
 
2014-07-17 06:59:54 AM  

MustardTiger: TommyymmoT: I too read it as Danica Patrick.
The girl from 'Boy Meets Hand' is just an incredibly average looking girl that they go out of their way to try and make look sexy.

Then again, most of her fans used to beat it to Margret from 'Dennis The Menace'.

You're right. I preferthe girl from 'The Wonder Years'

[img4.wikia.nocookie.net image 450x311]


'Boy Meets World' you mean? Bad pic of her, though (she is hot as hell nowadays). Makes her look like Edu Falaschi (Angra):

img.fark.net

encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com

Now, let's fast forward to her nowadays!

wac.9ebf.edgecastcdn.net

charmcitywire.com

www.metalinsider.net

www.inflexwetrust.com

cdn2.maxim.com

encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com
 
2014-07-17 07:13:55 AM  

kling_klang_bed: MustardTiger: TommyymmoT: I too read it as Danica Patrick.
The girl from 'Boy Meets Hand' is just an incredibly average looking girl that they go out of their way to try and make look sexy.

Then again, most of her fans used to beat it to Margret from 'Dennis The Menace'.

You're right. I preferthe girl from 'The Wonder Years'

[img4.wikia.nocookie.net image 450x311]

'Boy Meets World' you mean? Bad pic of her, though (she is hot as hell nowadays). Makes her look like Edu Falaschi (Angra):

[img.fark.net image 450x311]

[encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com image 183x275]

Now, let's fast forward to her nowadays!

[wac.9ebf.edgecastcdn.net image 277x336]

[charmcitywire.com image 451x279]

[www.metalinsider.net image 610x611]

[www.inflexwetrust.com image 500x350]

[cdn2.maxim.com image 620x441]

[encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com image 335x150]


I was trolling. I know who's who. Topanga was hot back then and is hot now. I'd drink her bath water. The only downfall she has is her taste in music. She loves shiatty metal. What a waste. I can't take a metal fan seriously. A metal head and a 15 year old kid are on the same intelligence level.
 
2014-07-17 07:17:04 AM  

MustardTiger: I was trolling. I know who's who. Topanga was hot back then and is hot now. I'd drink her bath water. The only downfall she has is her taste in music. She loves shiatty metal. What a waste. I can't take a metal fan seriously. A metal head and a 15 year old kid are on the same intelligence level.


Define 'shiatty metal'.
 
2014-07-17 07:17:49 AM  
www.rainbowresource.com
She can kiss my math anytime.
 
2014-07-17 07:22:29 AM  

MustardTiger: TommyymmoT: I too read it as Danica Patrick.
The girl from 'Boy Meets Hand' is just an incredibly average looking girl that they go out of their way to try and make look sexy.

Then again, most of her fans used to beat it to Margret from 'Dennis The Menace'.

You're right. I preferthe girl from 'The Wonder Years'

[img4.wikia.nocookie.net image 450x311]


Why not both?

/at the same time?
 
2014-07-17 07:26:16 AM  
Only a year after her first divorce, engaged to her lawyer.  Something tells me she had hubby number 2 already picked out before deep sixing hubby number 1.
 
2014-07-17 07:29:05 AM  

MustardTiger: kling_klang_bed: MustardTiger: TommyymmoT: I too read it as Danica Patrick.
The girl from 'Boy Meets Hand' is just an incredibly average looking girl that they go out of their way to try and make look sexy.

Then again, most of her fans used to beat it to Margret from 'Dennis The Menace'.

You're right. I preferthe girl from 'The Wonder Years'

[img4.wikia.nocookie.net image 450x311]

'Boy Meets World' you mean? Bad pic of her, though (she is hot as hell nowadays). Makes her look like Edu Falaschi (Angra):

[img.fark.net image 450x311]

[encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com image 183x275]

Now, let's fast forward to her nowadays!

[wac.9ebf.edgecastcdn.net image 277x336]

[charmcitywire.com image 451x279]

[www.metalinsider.net image 610x611]

[www.inflexwetrust.com image 500x350]

[cdn2.maxim.com image 620x441]

[encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com image 335x150]

I was trolling. I know who's who. Topanga was hot back then and is hot now. I'd drink her bath water. The only downfall she has is her taste in music. She loves shiatty metal. What a waste. I can't take a metal fan seriously. A metal head and a 15 year old kid are on the same intelligence level.


Hey now! I'd agree with the shiatty metal part, but there are smart metalheads out there (like moi), definite! The metal she listens to, though, like Slipknot? OK, I'd have to agree with you on that one. Not too many idiotic 15 year olds listen to stuff like Dream Theater, Disperse, Angra, or Shadow Gallery.

Either or, just bring her to my tent, and I'll get the Krisiun CD's ready for the 'Southern Storm' (reference to one of their CDs) in my pants!
 
2014-07-17 07:54:37 AM  
That's OK. She can get a little Fanostrange on the side, and she's someone else's problem the rest of the time.
 
2014-07-17 07:58:13 AM  

hasty ambush: Only a year after her first divorce, engaged to her lawyer.  Something tells me she had hubby number 2 already picked out before deep sixing hubby number 1.


Most women with anything on the ball do just that. While guys sit home alone crying "what went wrong" or "I thought I'd enjoy being single again" they have a better plan than The Great Escape.
 
mhd
2014-07-17 08:16:02 AM  

kling_klang_bed: Not too many idiotic 15 year olds listen to stuff like Dream Theater, Disperse, Angra, or Shadow Gallery.


I thought every 15 year old metal fan who's not exclusively into Amon Amarth and the like listens to DT.

/when they're not fighting the dragon to pictures of Simone Simons
 
2014-07-17 08:26:55 AM  

kling_klang_bed: Dream Theater


ew
 
2014-07-17 08:28:38 AM  

mhd: kling_klang_bed: Not too many idiotic 15 year olds listen to stuff like Dream Theater, Disperse, Angra, or Shadow Gallery.

I thought every 15 year old metal fan who's not exclusively into Amon Amarth and the like listens to DT.

/when they're not fighting the dragon to pictures of Simone Simons


I like both, actually. Lol, though, HUGE difference between the two! Haha, and nothing wrong with cheesing out to some 'fight the dragon' style music like Rhapsody, or good old fashioned 'pirate metal' like Running Wild or Alestorm!
 
2014-07-17 08:32:39 AM  

Fano: hasty ambush: Only a year after her first divorce, engaged to her lawyer.  Something tells me she had hubby number 2 already picked out before deep sixing hubby number 1.

Most women with anything on the ball do just that. While guys sit home alone crying "what went wrong" or "I thought I'd enjoy being single again" they have a better plan than The Great Escape.


Because they are WHORES!!!!!1!!
 
2014-07-17 08:37:23 AM  

Alphax: MustardTiger: I was trolling. I know who's who. Topanga was hot back then and is hot now. I'd drink her bath water. The only downfall she has is her taste in music. She loves shiatty metal. What a waste. I can't take a metal fan seriously. A metal head and a 15 year old kid are on the same intelligence level.

Define 'shiatty metal'.


This is shiatty metal.
 
2014-07-17 08:41:19 AM  

fruitloop: Alphax: MustardTiger: I was trolling. I know who's who. Topanga was hot back then and is hot now. I'd drink her bath water. The only downfall she has is her taste in music. She loves shiatty metal. What a waste. I can't take a metal fan seriously. A metal head and a 15 year old kid are on the same intelligence level.

Define 'shiatty metal'.

This is shiatty metal.


That was far more literal than I was expecting.  Ew.
 
2014-07-17 08:43:16 AM  

fruitloop: Alphax: MustardTiger: I was trolling. I know who's who. Topanga was hot back then and is hot now. I'd drink her bath water. The only downfall she has is her taste in music. She loves shiatty metal. What a waste. I can't take a metal fan seriously. A metal head and a 15 year old kid are on the same intelligence level.

Define 'shiatty metal'.

This is shiatty metal.


Haha another Mike Patton classic!
 
2014-07-17 08:46:06 AM  
img.xcitefun.net
 
2014-07-17 08:50:14 AM  

kling_klang_bed: mhd: kling_klang_bed: Not too many idiotic 15 year olds listen to stuff like Dream Theater, Disperse, Angra, or Shadow Gallery.

I thought every 15 year old metal fan who's not exclusively into Amon Amarth and the like listens to DT.

/when they're not fighting the dragon to pictures of Simone Simons

I like both, actually. Lol, though, HUGE difference between the two! Haha, and nothing wrong with cheesing out to some 'fight the dragon' style music like Rhapsody, or good old fashioned 'pirate metal' like Running Wild or Alestorm!


You might have missed the point. Fighting the dragon TO pictures of Simone Simons.

metalised.files.wordpress.com

/yes, I would have fought the dragon to pictures of her when I was 15
 
2014-07-17 08:53:39 AM  

sotua: You might have missed the point. Fighting the dragon TO pictures of Simone Simons.

/yes, I would have fought the dragon to pictures of her when I was 15


And not now?  :P

fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net
 
2014-07-17 08:57:56 AM  

Alphax: sotua: You might have missed the point. Fighting the dragon TO pictures of Simone Simons.

/yes, I would have fought the dragon to pictures of her when I was 15

And not now?  :P


Nah, I was a teenager before widespread internet. Now I have internet so I can find a slutty latex redhead doing hardcore video in the same time I can find a pic of Simone to fight the dragon to.
 
2014-07-17 09:04:06 AM  

sotua: kling_klang_bed: mhd: kling_klang_bed: Not too many idiotic 15 year olds listen to stuff like Dream Theater, Disperse, Angra, or Shadow Gallery.

I thought every 15 year old metal fan who's not exclusively into Amon Amarth and the like listens to DT.

/when they're not fighting the dragon to pictures of Simone Simons

I like both, actually. Lol, though, HUGE difference between the two! Haha, and nothing wrong with cheesing out to some 'fight the dragon' style music like Rhapsody, or good old fashioned 'pirate metal' like Running Wild or Alestorm!

You might have missed the point. Fighting the dragon TO pictures of Simone Simons.

[metalised.files.wordpress.com image 300x291]

/yes, I would have fought the dragon to pictures of her when I was 15


I'd happily storm the gates of her magical poop dungeon, and plant my Excalibur in there! Even King Arthur wouldn't be able to pull me out!
 
2014-07-17 10:17:53 AM  

fatalvenom: Fano: hasty ambush: Only a year after her first divorce, engaged to her lawyer.  Something tells me she had hubby number 2 already picked out before deep sixing hubby number 1.

Most women with anything on the ball do just that. While guys sit home alone crying "what went wrong" or "I thought I'd enjoy being single again" they have a better plan than The Great Escape.

Because they are WHORES!!!!!1!!


Nah, mostly because are dumb when it comes to long term planning the escape. Usually we figure we can keep tapping girl A while we begin with girl B. Which results in getting neither. Or making the escape while planning to ask out that cute girl at the starbucks you've been fantasizing about. No woman has ever said "maybe we should take a break, evaluate the relationship, maybe think about seeing other people" without having a date pencilled in.

Ive managed to pull it off once, but it was mainly luck.
 
ecl [TotalFark] [BareFark]
2014-07-17 10:21:04 AM  

kling_klang_bed: sotua: kling_klang_bed: mhd: kling_klang_bed: Not too many idiotic 15 year olds listen to stuff like Dream Theater, Disperse, Angra, or Shadow Gallery.

I thought every 15 year old metal fan who's not exclusively into Amon Amarth and the like listens to DT.

/when they're not fighting the dragon to pictures of Simone Simons

I like both, actually. Lol, though, HUGE difference between the two! Haha, and nothing wrong with cheesing out to some 'fight the dragon' style music like Rhapsody, or good old fashioned 'pirate metal' like Running Wild or Alestorm!

You might have missed the point. Fighting the dragon TO pictures of Simone Simons.

[metalised.files.wordpress.com image 300x291]

/yes, I would have fought the dragon to pictures of her when I was 15

I'd happily storm the gates of her magical poop dungeon, and plant my Excalibur in there! Even King Arthur wouldn't be able to pull me out!


Bloodninja: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.
 
2014-07-17 10:37:41 AM  

ecl: kling_klang_bed: sotua: kling_klang_bed: mhd: kling_klang_bed: Not too many idiotic 15 year olds listen to stuff like Dream Theater, Disperse, Angra, or Shadow Gallery.

I thought every 15 year old metal fan who's not exclusively into Amon Amarth and the like listens to DT.

/when they're not fighting the dragon to pictures of Simone Simons

I like both, actually. Lol, though, HUGE difference between the two! Haha, and nothing wrong with cheesing out to some 'fight the dragon' style music like Rhapsody, or good old fashioned 'pirate metal' like Running Wild or Alestorm!

You might have missed the point. Fighting the dragon TO pictures of Simone Simons.

[metalised.files.wordpress.com image 300x291]

/yes, I would have fought the dragon to pictures of her when I was 15

I'd happily storm the gates of her magical poop dungeon, and plant my Excalibur in there! Even King Arthur wouldn't be able to pull me out!

Bloodninja: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.


LMAO! Haven't seen that page in forever.
 
ecl [TotalFark] [BareFark]
2014-07-17 10:40:26 AM  

kling_klang_bed: ecl: kling_klang_bed: sotua: kling_klang_bed: mhd: kling_klang_bed: Not too many idiotic 15 year olds listen to stuff like Dream Theater, Disperse, Angra, or Shadow Gallery.

I thought every 15 year old metal fan who's not exclusively into Amon Amarth and the like listens to DT.

/when they're not fighting the dragon to pictures of Simone Simons

I like both, actually. Lol, though, HUGE difference between the two! Haha, and nothing wrong with cheesing out to some 'fight the dragon' style music like Rhapsody, or good old fashioned 'pirate metal' like Running Wild or Alestorm!

You might have missed the point. Fighting the dragon TO pictures of Simone Simons.

[metalised.files.wordpress.com image 300x291]

/yes, I would have fought the dragon to pictures of her when I was 15

I'd happily storm the gates of her magical poop dungeon, and plant my Excalibur in there! Even King Arthur wouldn't be able to pull me out!

Bloodninja: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.

LMAO! Haven't seen that page in forever.


Yea I'm reading it right now... So many great lines...
 
ecl [TotalFark] [BareFark]
2014-07-17 10:47:22 AM  
I.F.: My s**t is hard you ready to jump aboard?
1hOttYeVe: oh yea im so wet right now
I.F.: Why you just shower?
1hOttYeVe: no im wet for you
I.F.: Did you ever play with supersoakers when you were a kid? or that gator s**t you would dive and slide down, there was that badass pool at the end of it.
1hOttYeVe: What the f**k are you talking about? You wanna cyber or not?
I.F.: I do! Sorry...I just didnt know why you were wet...then you say your wet for me, and im thinking I didnt even throw water on you...
I.F.: Im sorry lets continue!
1hOttYeVe: alright then...I walk over to you and start kissing your neck and chest
I.F.: I pop like 16 boners
1hOttYeVe: what the f**k!
I.F.: what?
 
2014-07-17 11:20:01 AM  
I'm not really seeing a reason why anyone should care.

/Yeah, I know, Studman and all that.
 
2014-07-17 11:40:21 AM  
New Doctor Who said to be inconsolable; Scottish.
 
2014-07-17 12:00:22 PM  
Why couldn't she have been my math teacher in High School. I guarantee I would've actually tried to learn all of that stuff back then. Instead, I was stuck with a stanky behemoth and I'm half math-tarded for life now.
 
2014-07-17 12:51:42 PM  
The blind deaf chick?
 
2014-07-17 01:22:13 PM  

Alphax: MustardTiger: I was trolling. I know who's who. Topanga was hot back then and is hot now. I'd drink her bath water. The only downfall she has is her taste in music. She loves shiatty metal. What a waste. I can't take a metal fan seriously. A metal head and a 15 year old kid are on the same intelligence level.

Define 'shiatty metal'.


metal.

/ amidoingthisright?
 
2014-07-17 05:37:44 PM  
nice topangas
 
2014-07-17 07:12:24 PM  
MustardTiger:

I was trolling. I know who's who. Topanga was hot back then and is hot now. I'd drink her bath water. The only downfall she has is her taste in music. She loves shiatty metal. What a waste. I can't take a metal fan seriously. A metal head and a 15 year old kid are on the same intelligence level.

Eh, Lamb of God kills it.  They may not be your thing, but it's quite a stretch to call them shiatty.
 
2014-07-17 07:18:11 PM  
Divorced last year, and now engaged.  Yeah, that's a recipe for success.
 
2014-07-17 09:03:03 PM  

wildcardjack: This one will derive you all night long.


+1 internets ....
 
2014-07-18 03:20:53 AM  
Who cares? Wake me up when Danica Collins shows up.
 
2014-07-18 09:57:58 AM  
Danica McKellar looked smokin' hot on this past season of DWTS.
 
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