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(Explore)   Once again it's time for brown bears vs salmon. LGT live cam action from Alaska's Brooks Falls in Katmai National Park   (explore.org ) divider line
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2014-07-16 08:04:01 AM  
This beat is sick, wanna take a ride on my disco stick
 
2014-07-16 07:40:33 PM  
My money is on the salmon.

They're due.
 
2014-07-16 07:42:50 PM  
I gotta say, if I had to fight either a bear-sized-bear or a bear-sized-salmon, I would run screaming from the salmon.
 
2014-07-16 07:43:38 PM  
What's the over/under?
 
2014-07-16 07:43:59 PM  

CipollinaFan: My money is on the salmon.

They're due.


I don't know if he's still around, but there was an adult male bear that would agressively go up to other bears and take their just caught salmon from them, then eat it while they watched. He was kind of a dick.
 
2014-07-16 07:44:08 PM  
I f*cking love salmon.
 
2014-07-16 07:44:59 PM  

megarian: I f*cking love salmon.


Heh! So do bears :-D
 
2014-07-16 07:45:04 PM  
There's always that one bear who steals all the other bears' catches. I don't like him.
 
2014-07-16 07:45:51 PM  

Bathia_Mapes: CipollinaFan: My money is on the salmon.

They're due.

I don't know if he's still around, but there was an adult male bear that would agressively go up to other bears and take their just caught salmon from them, then eat it while they watched. He was kind of a dick.


Yeah, him.

/slow phone typer
 
2014-07-16 07:46:13 PM  

Bathia_Mapes: CipollinaFan: My money is on the salmon.

They're due.

I don't know if he's still around, but there was an adult male bear that would agressively go up to other bears and take their just caught salmon from them, then eat it while they watched. He was kind of a dick.


I think he plays for the Seahawks now.
 
2014-07-16 07:46:24 PM  

megarian: I f*cking love salmon.


Marinated in soy and brown sugar then grilled and the thin edges get all gooey and crispy and OMG I WANT IT IN MY MOUTH NOW
 
2014-07-16 07:47:37 PM  

megarian: I f*cking love salmon.



You ever do charters on Huron or Michigan?
 
2014-07-16 07:47:47 PM  
They also have a snapshot function so you can share a picture with family & friends on Facebook, Twitter, Google+, etc.
 
2014-07-16 07:48:00 PM  

Bathia_Mapes: megarian: I f*cking love salmon.

Heh! So do bears :-D


Oh no. Am I part bear?!? I don't even have Grindr...
 
2014-07-16 07:48:40 PM  

megarian: Bathia_Mapes: megarian: I f*cking love salmon.

Heh! So do bears :-D

Oh no. Am I part bear?!? I don't even have Grindr...


All that's on Grindr is confused teenagers and old in the closet married guys
 
2014-07-16 07:49:19 PM  

CapeFearCadaver: Bathia_Mapes: CipollinaFan: My money is on the salmon.

They're due.

I don't know if he's still around, but there was an adult male bear that would agressively go up to other bears and take their just caught salmon from them, then eat it while they watched. He was kind of a dick.

Yeah, him.

/slow phone typer


I haven't seen him yet, but it's possible he's been around when I haven't been watching. Or he could be dead.
 
2014-07-16 07:49:37 PM  

Anne.Uumellmahaye: megarian: I f*cking love salmon.

Marinated in soy and brown sugar then grilled and the thin edges get all gooey and crispy and OMG I WANT IT IN MY MOUTH NOW


I think I just came.


IamKaiserSoze!!!: megarian: I f*cking love salmon.


You ever do charters on Huron or Michigan?


We used to do Michigan once a year, but not in the past 2 years. I've never actually fished on Huron (except from docks and stuff), so that would be pretty cool.
 
2014-07-16 07:49:39 PM  

Bathia_Mapes: They also have a snapshot function so you can share a picture with family & friends on Facebook, Twitter, Google+, etc.


That is some crazy bionic fish.
 
2014-07-16 07:52:29 PM  

skybreaker: megarian: Bathia_Mapes: megarian: I f*cking love salmon.

Heh! So do bears :-D

Oh no. Am I part bear?!? I don't even have Grindr...

All that's on Grindr is confused teenagers and old in the closet married guys


You ruined the surprise.
 
2014-07-16 07:52:50 PM  

megarian: Anne.Uumellmahaye: megarian: I f*cking love salmon.

Marinated in soy and brown sugar then grilled and the thin edges get all gooey and crispy and OMG I WANT IT IN MY MOUTH NOW

I think I just came.


IamKaiserSoze!!!: megarian: I f*cking love salmon.


You ever do charters on Huron or Michigan?

We used to do Michigan once a year, but not in the past 2 years. I've never actually fished on Huron (except from docks and stuff), so that would be pretty cool.


I used to go out of Oscoda, Leland and Frankfurt. We were really after steelhead but would take salmon too. I've heard the Huron fishery has almost disappeared
 
2014-07-16 07:57:39 PM  
Oh, green. This Grindr conversation is going to confuse people
 
2014-07-16 07:58:13 PM  
f*ck.
 
2014-07-16 07:59:02 PM  

megarian: f*ck.


Lemme see dat dick
 
2014-07-16 07:59:46 PM  

IamKaiserSoze!!!: megarian: Anne.Uumellmahaye: megarian: I f*cking love salmon.

Marinated in soy and brown sugar then grilled and the thin edges get all gooey and crispy and OMG I WANT IT IN MY MOUTH NOW

I think I just came.


IamKaiserSoze!!!: megarian: I f*cking love salmon.


You ever do charters on Huron or Michigan?

We used to do Michigan once a year, but not in the past 2 years. I've never actually fished on Huron (except from docks and stuff), so that would be pretty cool.

I used to go out of Oscoda, Leland and Frankfurt. We were really after steelhead but would take salmon too. I've heard the Huron fishery has almost disappeared


Yeah, no one I know went to Huron so we simply didn't. No real reason. And we were closer to Michigan, anyway. Steelhead is some fun fishing, though. I would love to do a smelt run!
 
2014-07-16 08:01:17 PM  

skybreaker: megarian: f*ck.

Lemme see dat dick


It's astonishing.


I'm gonna snapchat you the d. Hope you have a big screen.
 
2014-07-16 08:02:15 PM  
Thank you, subby.
 
2014-07-16 08:02:23 PM  
Yes.
 
2014-07-16 08:03:14 PM  
This is stupid and boring as shiat and lame and I'm gonna be watching it all damn night...
 
2014-07-16 08:03:26 PM  

Salmon: Yes.


Cmere. Imma eat you.
 
2014-07-16 08:03:52 PM  

megarian: IamKaiserSoze!!!: megarian: Anne.Uumellmahaye: megarian: I f*cking love salmon.

Marinated in soy and brown sugar then grilled and the thin edges get all gooey and crispy and OMG I WANT IT IN MY MOUTH NOW

I think I just came.


IamKaiserSoze!!!: megarian: I f*cking love salmon.


You ever do charters on Huron or Michigan?

We used to do Michigan once a year, but not in the past 2 years. I've never actually fished on Huron (except from docks and stuff), so that would be pretty cool.

I used to go out of Oscoda, Leland and Frankfurt. We were really after steelhead but would take salmon too. I've heard the Huron fishery has almost disappeared

Yeah, no one I know went to Huron so we simply didn't. No real reason. And we were closer to Michigan, anyway. Steelhead is some fun fishing, though. I would love to do a smelt run!



We used to get blind drunk and dip smelt by my house in Suttons Bay. It was fun to chant red rum when they came in
 
2014-07-16 08:05:16 PM  

IamKaiserSoze!!!: Suttons Bay


Suttons Bay is a really fun place. If I was older when I used to go there, I think I'd be in jail.
 
2014-07-16 08:05:31 PM  
Woohoo!
love Saturday nights.
Go soosh.

/wait, what?
//Wednesday
///watches again
 
2014-07-16 08:05:57 PM  
I'd ram your velveteen rabbit with my disco stick.
 
2014-07-16 08:08:07 PM  

Anne.Uumellmahaye: megarian: I f*cking love salmon.

Marinated in soy and brown sugar then grilled and the thin edges get all gooey and crispy and OMG I WANT IT IN MY MOUTH NOW


That's what she said
 
2014-07-16 08:08:13 PM  

megarian: IamKaiserSoze!!!: Suttons Bay

Suttons Bay is a really fun place. If I was older when I used to go there, I think I'd be in jail.


I came close a few times

Mostly alcohol and skeet shooting related offenses.

Only it was at night with bottle rockets

Inside city limits
 
2014-07-16 08:08:30 PM  
Who is the dipshiat zooming this farking camera?

Just zoom out and leave it alone!
 
2014-07-16 08:10:21 PM  
It's midnight sun time in Alaska so you'll be able to watch the bears until around 11:15 pm (Alaska time). For you West Coasters that's 10:15 pm. Everyone else adjust times accordingly, depending on where you live.

The camera views shift occasionally too.
 
2014-07-16 08:10:51 PM  
It's amazing how damn strong they are in that current. A human would be off their feet getting pushed down stream. They are just standing there like it ain't no big thing.
 
2014-07-16 08:10:57 PM  

megarian: I'd ram your velveteen rabbit with my disco stick.


You're stealing my lines now?
 
2014-07-16 08:11:12 PM  

Bathia_Mapes: They also have a snapshot function so you can share a picture with family & friends on Facebook, Twitter, Google+, etc.


Aaahahaha I just did that and sent it to my mom.

"Nice scenery! Happy Wednesday!"

"Where the hell r u? Ur going to get fired."
 
2014-07-16 08:12:49 PM  

AverageAmericanGuy: Who is the dipshiat zooming this farking camera?

Just zoom out and leave it alone!


Better get used to it. They zoom the cameras in occasionally or rotate to other cameras.
 
2014-07-16 08:14:11 PM  

megarian: Bathia_Mapes: They also have a snapshot function so you can share a picture with family & friends on Facebook, Twitter, Google+, etc.

Aaahahaha I just did that and sent it to my mom.

"Nice scenery! Happy Wednesday!"

"Where the hell r u? Ur going to get fired."


Hahaha :-D
 
2014-07-16 08:14:32 PM  
Got one!
 
2014-07-16 08:15:32 PM  
OM NOM NOM NOM
 
2014-07-16 08:16:31 PM  
*chomp chomp chomp*

Tastes kinda fishy
 
2014-07-16 08:21:07 PM  
They're far more industrious than Florida Bears.

 encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com
 
2014-07-16 08:24:24 PM  
....do not GIS "lazy bear."

Unless, ya know, you're into that.
 
2014-07-16 08:26:21 PM  
Bear in the back is just kinda spacing out.
 
2014-07-16 08:27:22 PM  

AverageAmericanGuy: Bear in the back is just kinda spacing out.


soosh bear :-D
 
2014-07-16 08:28:29 PM  

AverageAmericanGuy: Bear in the back is just kinda spacing out.


I noticed that too.  I'll bet he's just waiting for Industrious Bear to catch one, then he'll beat him up and take off with it.
 
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