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(International Business Times)   Israel accepts humanitarian ceasefire with Hamas in Gaza after blowing up four innocent Palestinian children ... for a few hours   (ibtimes.co.uk) divider line 413
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2014-07-16 08:07:11 PM
Palestinians should get their shiat together and make their own Iron Dome.  Its not they haven't shot a ton of rockets into Israel.  Only difference is Israel has a much better defense.

Let's put it this way.  Israel's goalkeeper is Tim Howard.  Palestine's goalkeeper is the keeper from Brazil during the Germany game.  How many shots has Israel taken?  How many shots has Palestine taken?
 
2014-07-16 08:14:52 PM
They should have just killed them instantly.
 
2014-07-16 08:16:58 PM

SlothB77: Palestinians should get their shiat together and make their own Iron Dome.  Its not they haven't shot a ton of rockets into Israel.  Only difference is Israel has a much better defense.

Let's put it this way.  Israel's goalkeeper is Tim Howard.  Palestine's goalkeeper is the keeper from Brazil during the Germany game.  How many shots has Israel taken?  How many shots has Palestine taken?


Its like a bad high school football team at a charity event taunting the New England Patriots after scoring a touchdown that the Pats let go....Then after taking enough derision, the Patriots decide to actually play.  Then...the body bags roll in.

Yes, the Patriots are just like Israel.  They spy on their fellow business, cheat against their partners, and can't take a joke.
 
2014-07-16 08:20:08 PM
"We have no intention of harming civilians dragged by Hamas into the reality of urban combat."

Riiiiiight.

Killing those kids was a purely intentional punitive action by Israel.

Anyone who thinks this was any kind of accident hasn't been paying attention.
 
2014-07-16 08:20:58 PM
So... they like glue them back together after five hours or something?
 
2014-07-16 08:28:08 PM
Or as the Israelis call it, "Time to Reload".
 
2014-07-16 08:29:00 PM

MisterTweak: So... they like glue them back together after five hours or something?


Don't be silly, they have these newfangled nano missiles that can weave stitches.
 
2014-07-16 08:46:36 PM

SlothB77: Palestinians should get their shiat together and make their own Iron Dome.  Its not they haven't shot a ton of rockets into Israel.  Only difference is Israel has a much better defense.

Let's put it this way.  Israel's goalkeeper is Tim Howard.  Palestine's goalkeeper is the keeper from Brazil during the Germany game.  How many shots has Israel taken?  How many shots has Palestine taken?


It would have to attack Iron Dome anti-rocket rockets, so it should be called Rust Dome.
 
2014-07-16 08:47:13 PM
AKA: "Take a break while we reload"
 
2014-07-16 08:54:58 PM

AlwaysRightBoy: MisterTweak: So... they like glue them back together after five hours or something?

Don't be silly, they have these newfangled nano missiles that can weave stitches.


i.imgur.com

So Yin-Yarn the Sorcerer is their new arms supplier? I did not know that.
 
2014-07-16 08:58:36 PM

quatchi: "We have no intention of harming civilians dragged by Hamas into the reality of urban combat."

Riiiiiight.

Killing those kids was a purely intentional punitive action by Israel.

Anyone who thinks this was any kind of accident hasn't been paying attention.


Israel has always tried to avoid civilian casualties when possible.  The problem is that Hamas likes to stockpile arms in and launch strikes from civilian areas, including places that most civilized countries would consider off-limits for military action like active schools, churches/mosques, hospitals, etc.

Hamas brings Palestinian casualties on themselves by the tactics they use.
 
2014-07-16 08:59:40 PM
globalvoicesonline.org

Of course, in the next scene both the Palestinian fighter and the baby buggy are torn to shreds.
 
2014-07-16 09:00:47 PM
They blew them up for hours?
 
2014-07-16 09:00:53 PM
Damn those anti-semitic kids for getting in the way of those morally righteous Israeli missiles.

Hope the New York Times runs it's print edition with the same picture tomorrow, just to let the two or three people in the US that still read newspapers know what some of their tax dollars achieve.
 
2014-07-16 09:03:22 PM

TuteTibiImperes: quatchi: "We have no intention of harming civilians dragged by Hamas into the reality of urban combat."

Riiiiiight.

Killing those kids was a purely intentional punitive action by Israel.

Anyone who thinks this was any kind of accident hasn't been paying attention.

Israel has always tried to avoid civilian casualties when possible.  The problem is that Hamas likes to stockpile arms in and launch strikes from civilian areas, including places that most civilized countries would consider off-limits for military action like active schools, churches/mosques, hospitals, etc.

Hamas brings Palestinian casualties on themselves by the tactics they use.


Got to love the sad sack blame the victim mentality. But it's funny when it's best the defense the jidf can come up with.

'If you didn't want to be blown up, you shouldn't have been born Palestinian.'
 
2014-07-16 09:04:26 PM
I'll give them 11 minutes.
 
2014-07-16 09:05:21 PM
blogs.sfweekly.com

Approves
 
2014-07-16 09:05:31 PM
Dear Palestine,

When the future United States declared war with England in the 18th century, its goal was not to "eliminate the United Kingdom." Its goal was to separate, which was an obtainable goal and it succeeded in doing. Now, we can debate the merits of Israel's existence, but that is besides the point. The fact is, like it or not, Israel is not going anywhere. Now you can accept this reality and focus on a more attainable goal, such as becoming a separate nation or working to remove the restrictive conditions on your people, or you can continue to fight the losing fight until you are turned to rubble.
 
2014-07-16 09:05:47 PM

quatchi: "We have no intention of harming civilians dragged by Hamas into the reality of urban combat."

Riiiiiight.

Killing those kids was a purely intentional punitive action by Israel.

Anyone who thinks this was any kind of accident hasn't been paying attention.


I think it was an accident. Not necessarily shooting that area, but the kids getting injured and killed. Most Israelis and Palestinians aren't monsters, they don't want kids hurt. Heck, at the very least it's bad press.

That being said, I might not like the Israelis, but if I was a Palestinian I'd be stringing up the Hamas arseholes carrying rockets near my house. Then I'd put a sign on the dead bodies to the effect of: 'Rockets not welcome here. Israelis can do math you f#cking morons.'
 
2014-07-16 09:06:21 PM

clancifer: They should have just killed them instantly.


Obviously you don't realize how tough it is to kill a Palestinian child, let alone four of them.
 
2014-07-16 09:06:27 PM

quatchi: "We have no intention of harming civilians dragged by Hamas into the reality of urban combat."

Riiiiiight.

Killing those kids was a purely intentional punitive action by Israel.

Anyone who thinks this was any kind of accident hasn't been paying attention.


Intentional as in doing it because they don't like kids or as in Darth Vader put a nursery in front of the exhaust port of the Death Star and Luke shot anyway?
 
2014-07-16 09:06:45 PM
So some Palestinians launched a couple of missiles from a beach where children were playing and then run off like a cowardly worms and then protest when the Israelis shell said beach?
 
2014-07-16 09:07:16 PM
my noodles are done.
 
2014-07-16 09:07:21 PM
I bet Tatsuma is going like this
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2014-07-16 09:07:22 PM
Misleading headline is misleading.

Israel accepted the ceasefire. The only reason they broke it is because Hamas Didn't. In the time period that Israel gave to the Hamas assholes to accept? Hamas openly said "Nope.", then fired about 47 rockets. In an hour or two.

Keep your antisemitism in check, plzkthx.
 
2014-07-16 09:07:38 PM
Well, that settles it....Iron Dome beats Human Shields.
 
2014-07-16 09:07:42 PM

Someothermonkey: Damn those anti-semitic kids for getting in the way of those morally righteous Israeli missiles.


I strongly doubt those Palestinian kids hated themselves.
 
2014-07-16 09:07:43 PM
...And all 128 of their teeth landed on edge.
 
2014-07-16 09:08:48 PM

skinink: clancifer: They should have just killed them instantly.

Obviously you don't realize how tough it is to kill a Palestinian child, let alone four of them.


Evolution is an amazing thing. You kill off the ones with the weaker constitutions and that selects for the stronger ones.

Eventually the entire area will be filled with rocket-proof supermen.
 
2014-07-16 09:09:44 PM

TuteTibiImperes: Israel has always tried to avoid civilian casualties when possible.  The problem is that Hamas likes to stockpile arms in and launch strikes from civilian areas, including places that most civilized countries would consider off-limits for military action like active schools, churches/mosques, hospitals, etc.


static01.nyt.com

They were on a beach playing football. They even tried to run and were fired on again.

If their intel is this bad they have no business launching strikes into the area.

Handle Hamas and the ineffective rocket attacks as a police/commando matter, stop with the indiscriminate killing of civilians then blaming the victim.
 
2014-07-16 09:10:13 PM

vharshyde: Misleading headline is misleading.

Israel accepted the ceasefire. The only reason they broke it is because Hamas Didn't. In the time period that Israel gave to the Hamas assholes to accept? Hamas openly said "Nope.", then fired about 47 rockets. In an hour or two.

Keep your antisemitism in check, plzkthx.


Hamas didn't accept a cease-fire in which they weren't a party to the formation of. Shocking.

Perhaps if Israel wanted a cease-fire, they should talk to Hamas and not Egypt.
 
2014-07-16 09:11:01 PM

Someothermonkey: TuteTibiImperes: quatchi: "We have no intention of harming civilians dragged by Hamas into the reality of urban combat."

Riiiiiight.

Killing those kids was a purely intentional punitive action by Israel.

Anyone who thinks this was any kind of accident hasn't been paying attention.

Israel has always tried to avoid civilian casualties when possible.  The problem is that Hamas likes to stockpile arms in and launch strikes from civilian areas, including places that most civilized countries would consider off-limits for military action like active schools, churches/mosques, hospitals, etc.

Hamas brings Palestinian casualties on themselves by the tactics they use.

Got to love the sad sack blame the victim mentality. But it's funny when it's best the defense the jidf can come up with.

'If you didn't want to be blown up, you shouldn't have been born Palestinian.'


Victim?  Riiiight.... Somebody just tripped and fell on the rocket launch switch 1,200 times in the last week.

The Palestinians are in a rough place, I'll give you that, and the non-violent ones deserve some sympathy.  Hamas, and the Palestinians supporting Hamas, are nowhere near innocent.  They just launch rockets indiscriminately into Israel, military or civilian casualties be damned.  Israel has a right to push back to try to put a stop to it.
 
2014-07-16 09:11:16 PM

big pig peaches: So some Palestinians launched a couple of missiles from a beach where children were playing and then run off like a cowardly worms and then protest when the Israelis shell said beach?


To be fair it is kind of overkill if you put it like that.
 
2014-07-16 09:11:24 PM

thehobbes: stop with the indiscriminate killing of civilians then blaming the victim.


Nothing indiscriminate about it.  It's carefully orchestrated by Hamas.
 
2014-07-16 09:12:52 PM
Operation Fish in a Barrel.
 
2014-07-16 09:15:15 PM

TuteTibiImperes: Israel has a right to push back to try to put a stop to it.


At this point I don't think they're so much trying to stop it as put a price on it.
 
2014-07-16 09:16:33 PM
But sure, this isn't terrorism.

Collateral damage and shock & awe FTW.

/religion of peace
 
2014-07-16 09:17:04 PM

thehobbes: TuteTibiImperes: Israel has always tried to avoid civilian casualties when possible.  The problem is that Hamas likes to stockpile arms in and launch strikes from civilian areas, including places that most civilized countries would consider off-limits for military action like active schools, churches/mosques, hospitals, etc.

[static01.nyt.com image 375x250]

They were on a beach playing football. They even tried to run and were fired on again.

If their intel is this bad they have no business launching strikes into the area.

Handle Hamas and the ineffective rocket attacks as a police/commando matter, stop with the indiscriminate killing of civilians then blaming the victim.


This. Send in surgical strike teams. It's got to be better than bombing everything all 'Murica style. In a hostage situation you don't blow up the block, you snipe the bastard.
 
2014-07-16 09:17:18 PM
141 square miles and 1.8 million people

/I'm having trouble imagining an area there that ISN'T wall to wall civilians
 
2014-07-16 09:18:27 PM

TuteTibiImperes: Somebody just tripped and fell on the rocket launch switch 1,200 times in the last week.


Yeah, I'm sure these four kids fired 1,200 rockets.
 
2014-07-16 09:18:33 PM
Funny how rare the cheeky headlines become when its hamas killing teens but when israel does it's all shock and dismay, proving once again that an armed jewish state defending themselves is absolutely necessary.
 
2014-07-16 09:19:08 PM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: 141 square miles and 1.8 million people

/I'm having trouble imagining an area there that ISN'T wall to wall civilians


Israel's trying damn hard to make it so.
 
2014-07-16 09:19:35 PM

Abox: TuteTibiImperes: Israel has a right to push back to try to put a stop to it.

At this point I don't think they're so much trying to stop it as put a price on it.


Fair enough.  The only way they could probably actually stop it would be to occupy Gaza and place it under martial law, and even then they'd have other terrorism concerns to deal with.

If they can turn the tide against Hamas by making the rank and file Palestinians realize that every time an attack is launched against Israel that Israel will strike back twice as hard they may eventually convince the Palestinians to do away with Hamas themselves.
 
2014-07-16 09:19:44 PM

abiigdog: when its hamas killing teens


When does this happen? Seriously?
 
2014-07-16 09:19:48 PM

cameroncrazy1984: TuteTibiImperes: Somebody just tripped and fell on the rocket launch switch 1,200 times in the last week.

Yeah, I'm sure these four kids fired 1,200 rockets.


How much damage did those 1,200 rockets actually do?
 
2014-07-16 09:20:06 PM
That was quite Christian of the Israeli government.  Call a truce so the Palestinian stores can stock up and the Palestinians line up for food and then WHAM BLAM THANK YOU MA'AM, there goes several families of terrorists.
 
2014-07-16 09:21:11 PM
1) Fark state sponsored murder.
2) Fark AIPAC
3) Fark Hamas
4) Fark the politicians who pimp this status quo.
5) Fark you when you come in and white knight baby murder.
6) Seriously, Killing is wrong.  Period. Both sides are wrong, neither is right.
7) My goddamn taxes pay for this crap.


Time to found a quaker homeland.
 
2014-07-16 09:21:13 PM

clancifer: They should have just killed them instantly.


Worked for us in Japan.

Twice.
 
2014-07-16 09:22:03 PM

cameroncrazy1984: abiigdog: when its hamas killing teens

When does this happen? Seriously?


I think some Palestinian dicks kidnapped a kid or three and killed them. Something like that.

Then some Jewish assholes kidnapped and murdered a Palestinian kid or three.
 
2014-07-16 09:22:13 PM

teenage mutant ninja rapist: cameroncrazy1984: TuteTibiImperes: Somebody just tripped and fell on the rocket launch switch 1,200 times in the last week.

Yeah, I'm sure these four kids fired 1,200 rockets.

How much damage did those 1,200 rockets actually do?


They killed 1 Israeli citizen,
 
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