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(Boston Globe)   Man breaks into Kennedy compound with hopes of seeing JFK and Katy Perry. He ends up spending an hour discussing politics with Ted Kennedy while sharing some tortellini   (bostonglobe.com) divider line 36
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2014-07-16 07:07:19 PM  
iowntheworld.com
 
2014-07-16 08:35:10 PM  
He's mending bridges.
 
2014-07-16 08:35:53 PM  
Whew! Good thing nobody offered to drive him home.
 
2014-07-16 08:44:43 PM  
Never go into a situation like that unarmed. He should have had two cases of good beer, at a bare minimum. It could serve as an icebreaker, or if they turned hostile, he could throw them to the side as he ran away to distract the natives.
 
2014-07-16 08:48:14 PM  
I walked along the outside of the Kennedy compound once, along the lawn where they used to take pictures of the Kennedys playing touch football, and it looked to me if I wanted to all I had to do was climb up on the stone retaining wall and make a dash to the back door, had I wanted.  Lucky for me, I wasn't on drugs and I wasn't in the throes of a mental condition, so I just walked along the outside of the compound.  I could see some people inside but couldn't tell who they were and nobody hassled me.
 
2014-07-16 08:49:21 PM  

"Katy Perry and John F. Kennedy. Name two things that are a rack and a hack."


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2014-07-16 08:50:27 PM  
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"Ted's dead, baby ..."
 
2014-07-16 08:57:41 PM  

veedeevadeevoodee: [4.bp.blogspot.com image 300x204]

"Ted's dead, baby ..."


He named all his kids Ed, as the article shows.
 
2014-07-16 08:58:51 PM  
Fark the Kennedys what a waste of brain fat cells
 
2014-07-16 09:04:14 PM  

veedeevadeevoodee: [4.bp.blogspot.com image 300x204]

"Ted's dead, baby ..."


Was wondering who would point this out.  According to the TV report I heard this afternoon, it was Ted 3, who thought he must be a family friend because he acted so naturally.

Makes you think about the genetics of political prodigy.  For example, CSB: A local ex-mayor (conveniently, within an hour of Boston and Hyannis) is related to my cousin's wife.  Apparently his son, who is in his mid teens and enrolled in the local Catholic HS, literally sat through the early stages of a car fire and didn't get out of the car because it wasn't affecting him, and STILL didn't get out after his mom came back to the car and freaked out, trying to get him to come out.
 
2014-07-16 09:18:57 PM  
Why is it called a compound? Are cult leaders involved?
 
2014-07-16 09:21:02 PM  

Candygram4Mongo: Why is it called a compound? Are cult leaders involved?


Commie Democrats.
 
2014-07-16 09:34:54 PM  
I wanna be Jackie Onassis.
I wanna wear a pair of dark sunglasses.
I wanna be Jackie O
Oh oh oh oh please don't die!
 
2014-07-16 09:37:22 PM  
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2014-07-16 09:46:01 PM  

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shiat. that was intended for the Lana Del Rey thread
 
2014-07-16 10:01:06 PM  
It's really a booby trap
 
2014-07-16 10:18:04 PM  
"In one incident, she wrote, Lacroix told her that God took physical form and told him that she had been unfaithful."

So they take the word of this whore and locked up God? Damn pigs!
 
2014-07-16 10:26:50 PM  

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shiat. that was intended for the Lana Del Rey thread


Ok. I was trying to figure out who was getting groped there - looks like a believable Maria Shriver. But she's too young and the picture is too recent.

So I was hoping maybe I was gawking some Schwarzenegger tit there.
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2014-07-16 10:57:28 PM  
A long time ago Arnold Schwartzenegger was on the Dick Cavett Show and Cavett asked him what his last name translated to in German and Arnold responded, "it means black oxman."  Cavett asked him, "well, what do the Kennedys feel about one of their daughters marrying a black oxman?"
 
2014-07-16 11:02:17 PM  

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shiat. that was intended for the Lana Del Rey thread


It made sense to me. I don't know why. I'm not going to dwell on it either.

But I am going to have a scotch and pester my fiancée.
 
2014-07-16 11:26:02 PM  

uber humper: uber humper: [us.cdn281.fansshare.com image 550x712]

shiat. that was intended for the Lana Del Rey thread


It's all good. She'll be over in my tent while you wait to move her over to that thread!
 
2014-07-16 11:42:27 PM  
 
2014-07-17 12:24:54 AM  

Prey4reign: I walked along the outside of the Kennedy compound once, along the lawn where they used to take pictures of the Kennedys playing touch football, and it looked to me if I wanted to all I had to do was climb up on the stone retaining wall and make a dash to the back door, had I wanted.  Lucky for me, I wasn't on drugs and I wasn't in the throes of a mental condition, so I just walked along the outside of the compound.  I could see some people inside but couldn't tell who they were and nobody hassled me.


That reads like a Frost poem, a combination of Mending Wall and Road Not Taken. Freakin' bootiful, man.
 
2014-07-17 12:27:11 AM  

Candygram4Mongo: Why is it called a compound? Are cult leaders involved?


This is a compound
www.themoviedistrict.com
 
2014-07-17 12:42:43 AM  
Dated a Kennedy

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2014-07-17 01:27:06 AM  
Shut up, subby.
 
2014-07-17 01:47:35 AM  
Still no pics ok KP's cleavage? Fark disappoints.
 
2014-07-17 02:11:52 AM  
I feel so bad for the truly mentally ill.
 
2014-07-17 04:27:52 AM  
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2014-07-17 07:33:47 AM  
Holy crap, he looks so much like my boss it's scary. I can't wait to show this to him!
 
2014-07-17 08:34:18 AM  
Well if you want to see John he's dyed black in a nursing home.
 
2014-07-17 08:43:51 AM  
Mashpee?
 
2014-07-17 08:51:51 AM  

Oldiron_79: Well if you want to see John he's dyed black in a nursing home.


Hanging out with the King of Rock and Roll!
 
2014-07-17 02:39:36 PM  

whidbey: Shut up, subby.


Awww, did submitter hurt your feelings by referencing your political team?
 
2014-07-17 03:04:36 PM  

machoprogrammer: whidbey: Shut up, subby.

Awww, did submitter hurt your feelings by referencing your political team?


Show us on the doll where the Democrats touched you.

Also, it's cute you think that keeping crazy people out of office (Republicans) constitutes some sort of spectator sport.
 
2014-07-17 11:35:37 PM  

whidbey: machoprogrammer: whidbey: Shut up, subby.

Awww, did submitter hurt your feelings by referencing your political team?

Show us on the doll where the Democrats touched you.

Also, it's cute you think that keeping crazy people out of office (Republicans) constitutes some sort of spectator sport.


What exactly did subby's headline reference that offended you?
 
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