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(Niagara This Week)   Drunk driver tries to fool the cops by switching seats with his passenger; forgets that the passenger is also drunk   (niagarathisweek.com ) divider line 23
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2014-07-16 09:49:52 PM  
Yeah, but at least now it's not his license getting suspended.  It's the other idiot's fault for agreeing to swi...

*checks article*

Welp, worth a shot.

/i keed, i keed
 
2014-07-16 10:26:55 PM  
What if they BOTH hopped in the back of the car-- would that work?  And then just said absolutely nothing?
 
2014-07-16 11:09:12 PM  
But fluffy guy said it work.
 
2014-07-16 11:14:34 PM  
Bring a sober guy.

Not hard.
 
2014-07-16 11:23:16 PM  
Reminds me of the joke about the two drunks driving:


"SLOW DOWN!  You're driving too fast!"

"I thought YOU were driving."
 
2014-07-16 11:40:46 PM  

nickdaisy: What if they BOTH hopped in the back of the car-- would that work?  And then just said absolutely nothing?


I think we had a thread on Fark about some guy who slid over into the passenger seat and claimed he wasn't the driver. The cop didn't buy it.
 
2014-07-17 12:02:16 AM  
The passenger, because she was in the driver's seat of a running vehicle, was charged with care and control of a motor vehicle while intoxicated.
"She certainly could have


I'm glad no one knows what I could have done today.
 
2014-07-17 12:04:58 AM  

alechemist: But fluffy guy said it work.


I read that as "Butt fluffy" and giggled.
 
2014-07-17 12:15:31 AM  
No... actually I would say that the passenger would be the one that forgot that they were drunk.
 
2014-07-17 01:09:38 AM  
This has to be a movie scene from the next Dumb and Dumber movie...am I righ...never mind.
 
2014-07-17 03:05:21 AM  
We call that a two-fer.
 
2014-07-17 03:55:19 AM  
Eh.. People are stupid.
My personal favorite witnessed story was a kid I worked with. He and a buddy closed a club. Left the club, flipped the car 2 miles down the road, headed back to the club and called the cops saying the car was stolen. Cops show up point out the club has been closed for an hour and what took so long.. Kid I work with stayed with his story, his buddy who drove folded on there story. People are stupid.
 
2014-07-17 03:55:33 AM  

bingethinker: nickdaisy: What if they BOTH hopped in the back of the car-- would that work?  And then just said absolutely nothing?

I think we had a thread on Fark about some guy who slid over into the passenger seat and claimed he wasn't the driver. The cop didn't buy it.


Was that the one where the guy claimed his dog was driving?
 
2014-07-17 04:52:13 AM  

davidphogan: bingethinker: nickdaisy: What if they BOTH hopped in the back of the car-- would that work?  And then just said absolutely nothing?

I think we had a thread on Fark about some guy who slid over into the passenger seat and claimed he wasn't the driver. The cop didn't buy it.

Was that the one where the guy claimed his dog was driving?


Let Greyhound do the driving
 
2014-07-17 05:21:11 AM  

bingethinker: davidphogan: bingethinker: nickdaisy: What if they BOTH hopped in the back of the car-- would that work?  And then just said absolutely nothing?

I think we had a thread on Fark about some guy who slid over into the passenger seat and claimed he wasn't the driver. The cop didn't buy it.

Was that the one where the guy claimed his dog was driving?

Let Greyhound do the driving


let Jesus take the wheel....
 
2014-07-17 06:07:37 AM  
Old C.H.I.P.S. episode had Ponch and John see two people swap seats, they get to the car and its twin sisters. They couldn't prove who was driving.

/got nothing else
 
2014-07-17 06:13:47 AM  

Creepy Lurker Guy: Reminds me of the joke about the two drunks driving:


"SLOW DOWN!  You're driving too fast!"

"I thought YOU were driving."


We're parked, man.
 
2014-07-17 08:41:14 AM  
He was fine until he saw that giant pig in the men's room.

www.league-links.com
 
2014-07-17 08:54:48 AM  

nickdaisy: What if they BOTH hopped in the back of the car-- would that work?  And then just said absolutely nothing?


They would still get arrested, but if they stick to the story that they were getting frisky in the back of car when officers arrived, they could get away with it.  The windows would have to be really clear and the dash cam showed 3D movement to prove otherwise.  Of course, this wouldn't work if the cops pull the vehicle over.  It would only work if the car is in a parking lot, and not running.
 
2014-07-17 10:18:23 AM  

davidphogan: bingethinker: nickdaisy: What if they BOTH hopped in the back of the car-- would that work?  And then just said absolutely nothing?

I think we had a thread on Fark about some guy who slid over into the passenger seat and claimed he wasn't the driver. The cop didn't buy it.

Was that the one where the guy claimed his dog was driving?


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Approves.
 
2014-07-17 10:35:48 AM  

alechemist: But fluffy guy said it work.


Oh great, now his concerts will have to start with a disclaimer:

"Gabriel Iglesias is not an attorney. Please consult with an actual attorney before you follow any advice given during this comedy show."
 
2014-07-17 10:54:26 AM  

lack of warmth: nickdaisy: What if they BOTH hopped in the back of the car-- would that work?  And then just said absolutely nothing?

They would still get arrested, but if they stick to the story that they were getting frisky in the back of car when officers arrived, they could get away with it.  The windows would have to be really clear and the dash cam showed 3D movement to prove otherwise.  Of course, this wouldn't work if the cops pull the vehicle over.  It would only work if the car is in a parking lot, and not running.


I think it could work if there was some engineering and thought behind it.  Somehow make the car be able to be controlled remotely (one of the actual drivers would have the controls or switch); they get pulled over, both get in the back seat and when the cop asks they say that they were making out.  Cop says that obviously the car was moving when he pulled them over so explain that.

"I don't know officer, sometimes it's like a ghost is driving the car!"
*flicks switch*
*car starts to drive away for a few feet and then stops*
"See officer!"


/yeah, yeah, lots of rambling and it wouldn't work but was bored so I was thinking of how you could possibly do it.
 
2014-07-17 11:07:03 AM  
I think it could work if there was some engineering and thought behind it.  Somehow make the car be able to be controlled remotely   . . .


You mean like this:      http://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLJ8aD-ZwIXiea70b-5BB2cYQeisgf_E F 7    ?
 
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