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(Page Six)   Lana Del Rey doesn't want anyone listening to her music. Which puts her in agreement with everyone else   (pagesix.com) divider line 49
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2014-07-16 06:06:08 PM  
So the best way to ensure that nobody listens to her music is to release it to the public.  That would be like if Stephen King said "I don't want anyone to read my books," or if Drew said "I don't want anyone visiting my website."
 
2014-07-16 07:08:36 PM  
Done and done. Hell, I've been doing you that favor for as long as you've had a career, since I have no idea who you are.
 
wee
2014-07-16 07:11:26 PM  
I don't know who that is, but I'll choose to remain willfully ignorant.
 
2014-07-16 07:21:51 PM  
Shame on you Subby...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cE6wxDqdOV0&feature=kp

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nVjsGKrE6E8

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bag1gUxuU0g


She's not for everyone, but there is something about her that works for me at least.
 
2014-07-16 07:31:01 PM  

Dinki: Shame on you Subby...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cE6wxDqdOV0&feature=kp

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nVjsGKrE6E8

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bag1gUxuU0g


She's not for everyone, but there is something about her that works for me at least.


Forgot http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Py_-3di1yx0&feature=kp

I like her, too.
 
2014-07-16 07:41:32 PM  

Calmamity: Done and done. Hell, I've been doing you that favor for as long as you've had a career, since I have no idea who you are.


wee: I don't know who that is, but I'll choose to remain willfully ignorant.


i saw her on snl last year...or the year before...whenever that was...you're not missing much
 
2014-07-16 07:43:05 PM  
that video games song ain't bad

and I'd put my doodle tool in her

otherwise faux over produced emo with serious money to beef up her supposed indie kid credibility

in short, she's no pj harvey

25.media.tumblr.com
 
2014-07-16 07:47:28 PM  
Her career was born to die.
 
2014-07-16 07:58:01 PM  
About 18% of people can't taste the difference between Coke and Pepsi.
 
2014-07-16 08:00:13 PM  

Omahawg: in short, she's no pj harvey


from what little i've heard of lana del rey, i'd compare her more to like a poor man's chelsea wolfe
 
2014-07-16 08:02:04 PM  
Then don't release music you dumb biatch.
 
2014-07-16 08:05:07 PM  
www.troll.me
 
2014-07-16 08:09:55 PM  
Lana?
 
2014-07-16 08:11:41 PM  
Mumble mumble mumble mule video games

/i think I'll be ok
 
2014-07-16 08:11:46 PM  
So when is she going to be on SNL again?
 
2014-07-16 08:11:46 PM  
She's the Hipster Goddess. Gaze upon her glory, and meh.
 
2014-07-16 08:15:48 PM  
I'd eat the corn out of her shiat.
 
2014-07-16 08:22:03 PM  
Works for me.  I won't even watch her in that HBO series "Girls.."
 
2014-07-16 08:24:47 PM  
I don't want anyone to read this post.
 
2014-07-16 08:26:24 PM  
Is it music? Reminds me of a great big yawn.
 
2014-07-16 08:58:26 PM  

mcmnky: Lana?


WHAT?
 
2014-07-16 09:00:26 PM  
Well, then......

24.media.tumblr.com
 
2014-07-16 09:01:21 PM  
My single "My single is about to drop" is about to drop
 
2014-07-16 09:03:28 PM  

rcantley: mcmnky: Lana?

WHAT?


Danger zone.
 
2014-07-16 09:19:53 PM  

Omahawg: that video games song ain't bad


I tried several times to listen to that song. I got about 30 - 60 seconds in each time before I had to quit. Something about her music just grates on me in a way that very few artists have actually managed to do.
 
2014-07-16 09:42:52 PM  
img.fark.net
 
2014-07-16 09:46:37 PM  
4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-07-16 10:01:16 PM  

uber humper: [4.bp.blogspot.com image 600x777]


Hey! Don't post those! Obviously, she only posed for them because she doesn't want anyone looking at her either.
 
2014-07-16 10:17:45 PM  

uber humper: [4.bp.blogspot.com image 600x777]


Hmmmm, legs do indeed appear to go all the way to the snack bar.

/Bathed, washed, tent, you know the drill . . .
 
2014-07-16 10:59:03 PM  
She sounds like a stupid asshole, but meh.
 
2014-07-16 11:24:33 PM  

stewbert: She sounds like a stupid asshole, but meh.


What's new in the entertainment world these days?

It'll reach a point where we've come full circle and the most shocking, controversial, and interesting entertainers are the one who happen to show some style, dignity, intelligence, and class.

Lana who? Enjoy your 15 minutes.
 
2014-07-17 12:25:20 AM  
33.media.tumblr.com
 
2014-07-17 12:44:06 AM  

sprawl15: Omahawg: in short, she's no pj harvey

from what little i've heard of lana del rey, i'd compare her more to like a poor man's chelsea wolfe


Funny, from only listening to the first minute of the "summertime" one I thought "an attempt to mass market Mazzy Star"
 
2014-07-17 01:42:25 AM  
she's always been trying to make it like that flat affectation is her thing. it worked for nancy sinatra and nico, but then again, they were interesting and made interesting music. this is just some boring, thirsty rich kid trying to turn her lemons to lemonade. farking snoozefest if you ask me. at least she's keeping some unlucky studio staff and musicians afloat with her delusions of adequacy and board-meeting approved, inert indie schlock.
 
2014-07-17 01:42:26 AM  
Interview:
On how she wants people to hear lyrics like "he hurt me and it felt like true love":  "I just don't want them to hear it at all," she says. "I'm very selfish. I make everything for me, kind of. I mean, every little thing, down to the guitar and the drums. It's just for me... I don't want them to hear it and think about it. It's none of their business!"


headline:
Lana Del Rey doesn't want anyone listening to her music

Fark (sophisticated thinking people):
1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-07-17 01:57:32 AM  
easy on the eyes, .... hard on the ears.
 
2014-07-17 02:48:42 AM  

LewDux: Interview:
On how she wants people to hear lyrics like "he hurt me and it felt like true love":  "I just don't want them to hear it at all," she says. "I'm very selfish. I make everything for me, kind of. I mean, every little thing, down to the guitar and the drums. It's just for me... I don't want them to hear it and think about it. It's none of their business!"


headline:
Lana Del Rey doesn't want anyone listening to her music

Fark (sophisticated thinking people):
[1.bp.blogspot.com image 320x255]


so you "get it"? mind explaining it to the rest of us?
 
2014-07-17 02:59:30 AM  

nburghmatt: LewDux: Interview:
On how she wants people to hear lyrics like "he hurt me and it felt like true love":  "I just don't want them to hear it at all," she says. "I'm very selfish. I make everything for me, kind of. I mean, every little thing, down to the guitar and the drums. It's just for me... I don't want them to hear it and think about it. It's none of their business!"


headline:
Lana Del Rey doesn't want anyone listening to her music

Fark (sophisticated thinking people):
[1.bp.blogspot.com image 320x255]

so you "get it"? mind explaining it to the rest of us?


Just read Drew's book
 
2014-07-17 03:25:08 AM  
All I know about her is the one song in which she complains that her boyfriend would rather play video games than flick her bean. or something.

I, too, would rather play video games.
 
Slu
2014-07-17 03:48:46 AM  
I just listened to Ultraviolence for the first time a few days ago. I thought it was a really good record. I had never heard of her before though so I had no preconceived opinion of her. I liked it even more after the second listen. It makes me happy that this is a number one record instead of some crap from Flo Rida or something similar.
 
mhd
2014-07-17 05:09:50 AM  
What is it with Lana's and their huge hands?
 
2014-07-17 06:57:43 AM  

sprawl15: Omahawg: in short, she's no pj harvey

from what little i've heard of lana del rey, i'd compare her more to like a poor man's chelsea wolfe




She reminds me of the new Evanescence. Haunting sad songs about relationships that sound edgy and different for high school girls. Only aimed a little less at the Hot Topic demographic. A LITTLE less.

I like the sound of her voice. I'm glad I don't feel the need to pay attention to her lyrics because I've heard they're pretty awful.

I only looked her up lately because I realized I was very wrong to dislike Lorde and thought maybe I was wrong about this one too. I wasn't.
 
2014-07-17 07:02:39 AM  
And she looks like a less pretty Sarah Rafferty in Adelle makeup. I don't get the fuss over her appearance.

Much better:

xbradtc.files.wordpress.com
 
2014-07-17 08:12:57 AM  
Dammit! I was not listening to her music before it was cool, now I'm going to have to listen to her music. Thanks Obama
 
2014-07-17 09:52:43 AM  
Her new album is pretty good. I'm sure it helps that Dan Auerbach produced it.
 
2014-07-17 11:28:13 AM  
She's still alive?
 
2014-07-17 03:43:25 PM  
CSB:

Two of my friends have had sex with Ms. Grant (now Ms. Del Rey).  The song "Blue Jeans" was named after one of them.

/CSB
 
2014-07-17 09:57:07 PM  
She's spectacularly beautiful and has an amazing voice but her persona is extremely contrived. Does she really have a thing for greasy, pervy scumbags or is it just the director formulating that. She's irritating as fu!! in a can't-take-my-eyes-off-her kinda way.
 
2014-07-17 10:44:06 PM  
Huh. Just stumbled on a couple of her songs recently via iTunes Radio and I've liked them. At least she seems to know how to actually sing instead of gilding her voice with autotune.
 
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