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(The Wire)   KKK doesn't discriminate when giving out candy. "If we did that we'd pretty much be racist"   (thewire.com) divider line 112
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2014-07-16 04:29:35 PM  
Well, you members of the KKK certainly would not want to be incorrectly labeled as racists.

That would be HORRIBLE.

And by "horrible" I mean, "entirely appropriate."
 
2014-07-16 04:33:19 PM  
See they're just like the NAACP. We help everyone, but we only like one color.


And don't be Catholic
 
2014-07-16 04:35:59 PM  

The Stealth Hippopotamus: See they're just like the NAACP. We help everyone, but we only like one color.


I'm pretty sure the NAACP doesn't tell black people to not breed with anyone but other black people.
 
2014-07-16 04:38:49 PM  
I thought the KKK just sat around posting on Stormfront nowadays.
 
2014-07-16 04:49:59 PM  
"Illegal immigration is destroying America"

Sorry, guys. The Republicans stole your message.
 
2014-07-16 04:50:38 PM  
www.duckprods.com
 
2014-07-16 04:52:17 PM  

Lando Lincoln: The Stealth Hippopotamus: See they're just like the NAACP. We help everyone, but we only like one color.

I'm pretty sure the NAACP doesn't tell black people to not breed with anyone but other black people.


I've heard if you call them, their answering machine says, "If it ain't black, it's wack"
 
2014-07-16 05:02:35 PM  

The Stealth Hippopotamus: See they're just like the NAACP. We help everyone, but we only like one color.


And don't be Catholic


Why is it so hard for you idiots to just say "Yup. the KKK are assholes," and leave it at that? Is there some genetic defect where you have to throw a tu quoque(and usually a straw man one at that) every time?
 
2014-07-16 05:09:32 PM  
I have always been a bit confused by the hood.
I certainly understand why you would wear the hood while lynching and killing.
But.
Why the rest of the time?
Are they ashamed of their position?
Or just afraid that everyone else will react ... against their best interests?

/Why dont people rip their hoods off and get pics of them? lawl
//At least those westboro nuts were open about being nuts ...
 
2014-07-16 05:14:27 PM  

grumpfuff: The Stealth Hippopotamus: See they're just like the NAACP. We help everyone, but we only like one color.


And don't be Catholic

Why is it so hard for you idiots to just say "Yup. the KKK are assholes," and leave it at that? Is there some genetic defect where you have to throw a tu quoque(and usually a straw man one at that) every time?


Who says I'm defending them? Oooooh you think I used the comparison to the NAACP as a good thing. Your mistake.
 
2014-07-16 05:17:28 PM  

The Stealth Hippopotamus: grumpfuff: The Stealth Hippopotamus: See they're just like the NAACP. We help everyone, but we only like one color.


And don't be Catholic

Why is it so hard for you idiots to just say "Yup. the KKK are assholes," and leave it at that? Is there some genetic defect where you have to throw a tu quoque(and usually a straw man one at that) every time?

Who says I'm defending them? Oooooh you think I used the comparison to the NAACP as a good thing. Your mistake.


I'm sorry, I missed the part where I said you were defending them. I just accused you of a logical fallacy or two. Would you be happier with a red herring instead of a tu quoque? Either works for me.
 
2014-07-16 05:18:38 PM  
They're very discriminating about their discrimination

/which is nice
 
2014-07-16 05:25:09 PM  

namatad: I certainly understand why you would wear the hood while lynching and killing.
But.
Why the rest of the time?


Just daytime hoods for hanging out, you know. Don't have to worry about bad hair days or shaving or having to look at the multiple face tattoos you got in prison.
 
2014-07-16 05:42:54 PM  
No irony tag?

static.fjcdn.com
 
2014-07-16 05:44:34 PM  

grumpfuff: I'm sorry, I missed the part where I said you were defending them. I just accused you of a logical fallacy or two. Would you be happier with a red herring instead of a tu quoque? Either works for me.


Well if you're going to use debating term than yes you are saying I'm defending them. What would be the purpose of setting up a stawman (which you said I was doing) if not defending a point or group? You wrongly believe that I was doing that when in fact I was calling the Klan a bunch of racists a-holes by pairing them to another group of racist a-holes.
 
2014-07-16 05:44:46 PM  

namatad: I have always been a bit confused by the hood.
I certainly understand why you would wear the hood while lynching and killing.
But.
Why the rest of the time?
Are they ashamed of their position?
Or just afraid that everyone else will react ... against their best interests?

/Why dont people rip their hoods off and get pics of them? lawl
//At least those westboro nuts were open about being nuts ...


I think part of it is their dearly held traditions and part of it is the desperation of a loser trying to look as badass as possible.  But it's anyone's guess.  I guess.

I did try to look it up, out of curiosity.  No one seems to know - though they do cite the pointed hood as being a symbol worn by penitents.  Which is kind of laughable to me, since the penitent's pointed hood is a take-off of the monastic hood... and the monastic hood is pointed because it's easier to sew (plus, it would be vanity to spend time and energy on a better-looking hood).
 
2014-07-16 05:46:44 PM  

Benevolent Misanthrope: namatad: I have always been a bit confused by the hood.
I certainly understand why you would wear the hood while lynching and killing.
But.
Why the rest of the time?
Are they ashamed of their position?
Or just afraid that everyone else will react ... against their best interests?

/Why dont people rip their hoods off and get pics of them? lawl
//At least those westboro nuts were open about being nuts ...

I think part of it is their dearly held traditions and part of it is the desperation of a loser trying to look as badass as possible.  But it's anyone's guess.  I guess.

I did try to look it up, out of curiosity.  No one seems to know - though they do cite the pointed hood as being a symbol worn by penitents.  Which is kind of laughable to me, since the penitent's pointed hood is a take-off of the monastic hood... and the monastic hood is pointed because it's easier to sew (plus, it would be vanity to spend time and energy on a better-looking hood).


I like that he is wearing sunglasses. People would recognize those beady eyes ...
 
2014-07-16 05:55:29 PM  

The Stealth Hippopotamus: grumpfuff: I'm sorry, I missed the part where I said you were defending them. I just accused you of a logical fallacy or two. Would you be happier with a red herring instead of a tu quoque? Either works for me.

Well if you're going to use debating term than yes you are saying I'm defending them. What would be the purpose of setting up a stawman (which you said I was doing) if not defending a point or group? You wrongly believe that I was doing that when in fact I was calling the Klan a bunch of racists a-holes by pairing them to another group of racist a-holes.


Tu quoques and straw men can be used with the focus on attacking a second group rather than defending the first one.

I never thought you had any interest in defending the KKK. You just wanted to attack the NAACP by comparing them to the KKK.
 
2014-07-16 06:00:03 PM  

Benevolent Misanthrope: I think part of it is their dearly held traditions and part of it is the desperation of a loser trying to look as badass as possible. But it's anyone's guess. I guess.


I think it's the height of hypocrisy. They are members of a hate group that persecute people but they don't what to be persecuted because of their membership in that group.
 
2014-07-16 06:02:41 PM  
What kind of candy do you think that the Klan would give out?
1) White chocolate
 
2014-07-16 06:03:59 PM  
Who's going to be swayed by smarties and peppermints? Step up your candy game.
 
2014-07-16 06:04:02 PM  
The KKK took my baby away.
 
2014-07-16 06:05:03 PM  

Wellon Dowd: The KKK took my baby away.


Ring me
Up the President
And find out
Where my baby went
 
2014-07-16 06:05:14 PM  

thisisyourbrainonFark: No irony tag?

[static.fjcdn.com image 639x425]


Not for an image from an advertisement, no
 
2014-07-16 06:06:16 PM  

UncomfortableSilence: Who's going to be swayed by smarties and peppermints? Step up your candy game.


Chocolate is a winner, but then they'd be supporting something brown.
 
2014-07-16 06:06:49 PM  

grumpfuff: The Stealth Hippopotamus: See they're just like the NAACP. We help everyone, but we only like one color.


And don't be Catholic

Why is it so hard for you idiots to just say "Yup. the KKK are assholes," and leave it at that? Is there some genetic defect where you have to throw a tu quoque(and usually a straw man one at that) every time?


Check the Politics threads...they all go like that.
 
2014-07-16 06:07:02 PM  

The Stealth Hippopotamus: See they're just like the NAACP. We help everyone, but we only like one color.


And don't be Catholic


My great-grandfather burn crosses on the lawns of Catholics because they didn't have any blacks in town.
 
2014-07-16 06:08:52 PM  
they also give out White Sox tickets
cdn29.elitedaily.com
 
2014-07-16 06:08:54 PM  

Bermuda59: What kind of candy do you think that the Klan would give out?
1) White chocolate


That's not real chocolate!
 
2014-07-16 06:08:54 PM  

Lando Lincoln: The Stealth Hippopotamus: See they're just like the NAACP. We help everyone, but we only like one color.

I'm pretty sure the NAACP doesn't tell black people to not breed with anyone but other black people.


The NAACP likes everyone but only helps one color.

The difference is subtle but profound.
 
2014-07-16 06:09:22 PM  

grumpfuff: Tu quoques and straw men can be used with the focus on attacking a second group rather than defending the first one.


Redirecting an attack is a type of defense. Which you just thought I was doing when if fact I was just heaping more scorn on them.

grumpfuff: I never thought you had any interest in defending the KKK.


Well that's good. I'd hate to think you would.

grumpfuff: You just wanted to attack the NAACP by comparing them to the KKK.


Really any group that prides itself on segregation and promotion of one person over another based only on melanin should be shamed at any and every opportunity
 
2014-07-16 06:11:14 PM  

The Stealth Hippopotamus: Benevolent Misanthrope: I think part of it is their dearly held traditions and part of it is the desperation of a loser trying to look as badass as possible. But it's anyone's guess. I guess.

I think it's the height of hypocrisy. They are members of a hate group that persecute people but they don't what to be persecuted because of their membership in that group.


But they're the ones being oppressed, don't you know.
 
2014-07-16 06:11:43 PM  

Bermuda59: What kind of candy do you think that the Klan would give out?
1) White chocolate


Altoids. Nothing whiter.
 
2014-07-16 06:13:45 PM  

wildcardjack: My great-grandfather burn crosses on the lawns of Catholics because they didn't have any blacks in town.


I was driving though Louisiana with two blacks and two Catholics in the car. We saw a cross burning near the interstate! I told my two black passages "Hey when they drag you out of the car please don't tell them we're Catholic"

I thought it was funny. We didn't stop driving


/yeah I know we would have been attacked for being "n***er lovers"
 
2014-07-16 06:14:39 PM  

Langston: thisisyourbrainonFark: No irony tag?

[static.fjcdn.com image 639x425]

Not for an image from an advertisement, no


That's from an actual klan rally in Chicago. It was covered originally in a story in LIFE magazine way back in the 70s.

We all had a good laugh at that I can tell you.
 
2014-07-16 06:16:27 PM  

Gyrfalcon: Lando Lincoln: The Stealth Hippopotamus: See they're just like the NAACP. We help everyone, but we only like one color.

I'm pretty sure the NAACP doesn't tell black people to not breed with anyone but other black people.

The NAACP likes everyone but only helps one color.

The difference is subtle but profound.



The KKK hands out candy. The NAACP? No candy.

Seriously, guys, would it hurt to give me some Smarties?
 
2014-07-16 06:16:31 PM  
thetrendguys.com

/Olig
 
2014-07-16 06:16:38 PM  

The Stealth Hippopotamus: Redirecting an attack is a type of defense. Which you just thought I was doing when if fact I was just heaping more scorn on them.


Wait, what? You're upset with me for claiming to know what you think(which I never did), meanwhile telling me you know what I think? Well...that's something.

As I said, they can be offensive in nature as well. I'm sorry me telling you exactly what I was thinking isn't enough, and you have to try to read my mind instead.

The Stealth Hippopotamus: Really any group that prides itself on segregation and promotion of one person over another based only on melanin should be shamed at any and every opportunity


Yea, I remember all those times that the NAACP said blacks should not marry/have kids with non-blacks. Also the time the NAACP lynched all those non-black people, and burned crosses on their yards. And who can forget the time the NAACP said non-blacks are ruining the country?

Oh wait. They never did any of that shiat. Your comparison is bad and you should feel bad.
 
2014-07-16 06:17:08 PM  

Bermuda59: What kind of candy do you think that the Klan would give out?
1) White chocolate


Or in certain cases

www.candywarehouse.com
 
2014-07-16 06:17:44 PM  
Well, that's awfully white of them.
 
2014-07-16 06:17:52 PM  

Mantour: [thetrendguys.com image 750x600]

/Olig


What is under the white hat:
ecx.images-amazon.com
 
2014-07-16 06:18:46 PM  
"Save our land"

So I assume they're going to oppose fracking and industrial pollution, right?
 
2014-07-16 06:19:33 PM  
static.rogerebert.com
 
2014-07-16 06:20:18 PM  

The Stealth Hippopotamus: I was driving though Louisiana with two blacks and two Catholics in the car. We saw a cross burning near the interstate! I told my two black passages "Hey when they drag you out of the car please don't tell them we're Catholic"

I thought it was funny. We didn't stop driving


Ha, white people do drive like that.

That's a hilarious routine. You should add something about why there's no white history month and how come rappers can say the n-word 50 times in a "song" but we can't say it every now and then!
 
2014-07-16 06:21:23 PM  
Hey, were those sheets starched?

/KKK + Jesse Jackson + Al Sharpton + many liberals = Big racist community! Me love it.
 
2014-07-16 06:23:08 PM  
We should give them some brownies and licorice.
 
2014-07-16 06:26:43 PM  

uncleacid: We should give them some brownies and licorice.


www.gsnc.org
 
2014-07-16 06:27:52 PM  
 "I mean, we can't tell who lives in a house, whether they're black, white, Mexican, gay, we can't tell that,"


If you can't tell then why are you so pissy about sharing a neighborhood?
 
2014-07-16 06:27:52 PM  
doblelol.com
 
2014-07-16 06:27:56 PM  
If I let black people give my kids candy I would be a pedo rasist!
 
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