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(WFTV Orlando)   VIDEO: Pastor accused of sex assault released from jail, immediately assaults female reporter   (wftv.com) divider line 124
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2014-07-16 04:40:57 PM
Every man has his limits. Shut your pie hole you vapid twat. Oh, nice yabbos.
 
2014-07-16 05:11:31 PM

bigpeeler: Every man has his limits. Shut your pie hole you vapid twat. Oh, nice yabbos.



GOP outreach, ladies and gentlemen.
 
2014-07-16 06:43:55 PM
 
2014-07-16 06:55:58 PM

Blues_X: bigpeeler: Every man has his limits. Shut your pie hole you vapid twat. Oh, nice yabbos.


GOP outreach, ladies and gentlemen.


Bush's fault.

I like the Liberal outreach, half my paycheck goes on an EBT card used by people who call me raciss.
 
2014-07-16 06:56:29 PM
that's assault?

/he shouldn't answer any questions...
 
2014-07-16 06:58:01 PM
He should have used so many farking god damn cuss words they couldn't air anything.
 
2014-07-16 06:59:31 PM
Pastor Pete takes firm grip on phallic symbol being held by Feminazi, would have been willing to show her where to stick the damned thing if it weren't that annoying cameraman.
 
2014-07-16 06:59:59 PM
Gotta love the retards who just make it worse for themselves. No, covering your face doesn't do any good, they have stock photos they'll use anyhow. Attacking a reporter, or breaking their mic/camera doesn't help either, now you not only have something else you can get charged with, but you also look like a jackass to anyone who sees the news, which may include members of the jury.

Just say nothing at all, or some canned statement like "These charges are baseless, please direct further inquiries to my attorney."
 
2014-07-16 07:01:00 PM
A pastor? None of this is possible. I've been told many times that religion makes you moral, and you can't be moral without it.
 
2014-07-16 07:01:01 PM
Too bad for him, three women having the exact same story, about how if they didn't allow him his sick rape fantasy, he would boot them out of the shelter. Classy. Not saying i'm against a good rp now and then, but using it to threaten someone out of shelter is pretty farked up. And yes, yabbos.
 
2014-07-16 07:01:21 PM

zeio: Blues_X: bigpeeler: Every man has his limits. Shut your pie hole you vapid twat. Oh, nice yabbos.


GOP outreach, ladies and gentlemen.

Bush's fault.

I like the Liberal outreach, half my paycheck goes on an EBT card used by people who call me raciss.


Nah. Based on the posts I've seen from you today, I would use words like: careless, proudly ignorant, opinionated, ill-informed, reactionary, stupid, craven (look it up), delusional...but not raciss, no sir.
 
2014-07-16 07:01:33 PM
Raw video - He should use some lube.
 
2014-07-16 07:02:15 PM
Once you've grabbed the mic, why throw it away?  Go ahead and start singing for the camera.  Hell, go with 'I did it my way' and totally own the scene.

If you're getting hounded by reporters, you don't have any reputation to lose so you might as well have fun with it.
 
2014-07-16 07:03:04 PM
Another attack on women from a misogynistic Middle Eastern religion.
 
2014-07-16 07:05:42 PM

sycraft: Just say nothing at all, or some canned statement like "These charges are baseless, please direct further inquiries to my attorney."


or hiring a good public relations expert to craft your statement.



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2014-07-16 07:08:41 PM

mongbiohazard: A pastor? None of this is possible. I've been told many times that religion makes you moral, and you can't be moral without it.


this is just a Liberal hit piece, a drive by attack, trust me folks God wouldn't lie to you.
 
2014-07-16 07:09:58 PM

toraque: Once you've grabbed the mic, why throw it away?  Go ahead and start singing for the camera.  Hell, go with 'I did it my way' and totally own the scene.

If you're getting hounded by reporters, you don't have any reputation to lose so you might as well have fun with it.


Yeah, not a good idea.

Better off opening with this.
 
2014-07-16 07:11:46 PM

mongbiohazard: A pastor? None of this is possible. I've been told many times that religion makes you moral, and you can't be moral without it.


Being a hateful shiathead to women is religious morality.
 
2014-07-16 07:14:55 PM
That was the perfect set up for FHRITP. Dude blew it!
 
2014-07-16 07:16:01 PM
I would have busted out some Eazy E or maybe some 2 Live Crew
 
2014-07-16 07:16:21 PM
He shoulda farked her right in the pussy.

/I soooo want that to become a 'thing'.
 
2014-07-16 07:16:44 PM

zeio: Blues_X: bigpeeler: Every man has his limits. Shut your pie hole you vapid twat. Oh, nice yabbos.


GOP outreach, ladies and gentlemen.

Bush's fault.

I like the Liberal outreach, half my paycheck goes on an EBT card used by people who call me raciss.


Well, I don't have an EBT card and I think you're a racist sack of crap.  Does that help any?
 
2014-07-16 07:17:19 PM
Loucifer:

sorry, wasn't familiar with the acronym.
 
2014-07-16 07:19:22 PM

sycraft: ... but you also look like a jackass to anyone who sees the news, which may include members of the jury.


... at which point, they're off the jury, so maybe it's not a bad move.
 
2014-07-16 07:20:22 PM

A Fark Handle: that's assault?


IANAL but yes, I think technically snatching something out of a person's hand does qualify.  Whether or not police would actually prosecute?  Normally I guess they wouldn't, but when it's recorded on tape like that and the guy's already in legal trouble, I wouldn't be surprised.
 
2014-07-16 07:20:22 PM
For someone that's apparently in to hardcore bondage scenarios, he sure hasn't watched enough porn. Take a queue from anything produced at kink.com - record an interview explaining what's about to take place and the sub giving informed consent. Otherwise you're just an abusive rapist.
 
2014-07-16 07:21:45 PM
I've noticed religious men who use "Pastor" in their names tend to be creeps, actual pastors or not. I think it's to earn trust among the vulnerable and stupid.
 
2014-07-16 07:22:29 PM

mcmnky: toraque: Once you've grabbed the mic, why throw it away?  Go ahead and start singing for the camera.  Hell, go with 'I did it my way' and totally own the scene.

If you're getting hounded by reporters, you don't have any reputation to lose so you might as well have fun with it.

Yeah, not a good idea.

Better off opening with this.


Please don't tell any of the other feminists I laughed at that.  They might revoke my card.
 
2014-07-16 07:26:11 PM
Here is a link with more info on what he is accused of.  Only one accusation of bona-fide rape in there, but apparently the victim felt fine having sex with him after the event because she was "in love with him".  Unlikely they will get a conviction on that.  Guy is definitely a sleaze and probably opened a shelter for women because he had planned all along on exploiting some of them for sex, but that doesn't necessarily make him a rapist.  Maybe there is some other crime they can charge him with and at the very least, he shouldn't be running a shelter for women.

http://articles.orlandosentinel.com/2014-07-15/news/os-pastor-pete-c us todio-eustis-20140715_1_eustis-police-shelter-food-pantry
 
2014-07-16 07:30:13 PM
She might be sort of a butterface but you don't have to conspicuously cover your eyes. You could be polite and stare at her boobs.
 
2014-07-16 07:32:12 PM
To be fair, he did already tell her once.
 
2014-07-16 07:33:46 PM
Not that that guy should get a break if he is guilty of what he's accused of, but I hate reporters who act like yapping chihuahuas just to get a reaction from someone. That was some bush league antics the reporter was pulling. She's there to report the story not become a part of it.
 
2014-07-16 07:35:40 PM
If you look closely you can see that she brushed up against him.

I'da' done the same thing.
 
2014-07-16 07:36:17 PM
If it were me, I would have just started a slow jog. "C'mon, keep up, I'm in a bit of a hurry."

It would be the lead story on the evening news. A rapt audience would be focused on those boobies. Those boobies would be bouncing up and down, up and down, then bouncing every which way in front of everyone. Nobody would have heard a word she was saying or paid the least bit of attention to him..
 
2014-07-16 07:37:08 PM
Chick had a rack.  That's the only thing I looked at.

She had a case of the thickness.  MMMMmmm.
 
2014-07-16 07:37:29 PM
Who's the chick?  We need more videos of the chick.
 
2014-07-16 07:38:10 PM
www.quotespedia.info


So... what, just because we claim to speak with the voice of God, SUDDENLY we're held to a higher standard?
 
2014-07-16 07:38:47 PM

Pumpernickel bread: Here is a link with more info on what he is accused of.  Only one accusation of bona-fide rape in there, but apparently the victim felt fine having sex with him after the event because she was "in love with him".  Unlikely they will get a conviction on that.  Guy is definitely a sleaze and probably opened a shelter for women because he had planned all along on exploiting some of them for sex, but that doesn't necessarily make him a rapist.  Maybe there is some other crime they can charge him with and at the very least, he shouldn't be running a shelter for women.

http://articles.orlandosentinel.com/2014-07-15/news/os-pastor-pete-c us todio-eustis-20140715_1_eustis-police-shelter-food-pantry


In Florida, we do have a crime we could charge a guy with for operating a shelter, just so he could have sex with vulnerable women.  It's called statutory rape.  You know the same law that makes it illegal for adults to sleep with seventeen year old minors?  Statutory rape isn't just about adults sleeping with teens, but about any person in power or in a position of authority over another person, using that position to have sex with them.  People who can be charged with statutory rape are mental health care providers sleeping with their clients, doctors sleeping with their patients in exchange for medical treatment, police officers sleeping with someone who is facing arrest and/or receiving a citation, corrections officers sleeping with inmates, teachers with students (including professors with 18 year old coeds) and religious clergy under certain situations.
 
2014-07-16 07:40:34 PM
Pastor Fuzz
 
2014-07-16 07:41:19 PM
Answered it for myself.  Renee Stoll

/yum
 
2014-07-16 07:42:55 PM
Let he who is without rape charges cast the first stone.
 
2014-07-16 07:43:38 PM
Is it just me, or did that guy seem a little grumpy.
 
2014-07-16 07:45:38 PM
Hi, I'm Pastor Pete Rapey Roger. How you doin'?
 
2014-07-16 07:47:51 PM

fisker: If you look closely you can see that she brushed up against him.

I'da' done the same thing.


You'd have brushed up against him, too?
 
2014-07-16 07:48:16 PM

zeio: Blues_X: bigpeeler: Every man has his limits. Shut your pie hole you vapid twat. Oh, nice yabbos.


GOP outreach, ladies and gentlemen.

Bush's fault.

I like the Liberal outreach, half my paycheck goes on an EBT card used by people who call me raciss.


Those 2 wars we fought for 10 years were free though, right?
 
2014-07-16 07:51:30 PM
zeio:  half my paycheck goes on an EBT card used by people who call me raciss.


Assuming you live in CA, as it says in your profile, why would white people be calling you racist?

http://www.cdss.ca.gov/research/res/pdf/DFA358F/2013/DFA358FJul13.pd f
 
2014-07-16 07:56:55 PM

weltallica: [www.quotespedia.info image 700x350]


So... what, just because we claim to speak with the voice of God, SUDDENLY we're held to a higher standard?


Why does Ghandi have such silly handwriting?
 
2014-07-16 07:58:47 PM

Testiclaw: Chick had a rack.  That's the only thing I looked at.

She had a case of the thickness.  MMMMmmm.


Any Farker know her name?  GIS?  C'mon now.  Don't disappoint.
 
2014-07-16 07:59:32 PM
I probably would have done worse.  Said something like, "Hey baby, how would you like me to stick something long and hard close to your mouth"?
 
2014-07-16 08:00:43 PM
Will someone tell us who the babe is in the yellow top?
 
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