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(BBC-US)   Ah, the funeral parlor: not just a place to drop off a loved one, but a place to find a new one   (bbc.com) divider line 26
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2014-07-16 02:18:05 PM
galoremag.com
 
2014-07-16 03:58:43 PM
img.fark.net

/Approves
 
2014-07-16 07:05:05 PM
What's nice is that you don't even have to neg too much since the girls are already emotionally compromised. You need to be careful not to be too nice to them lest they become emotionally attached, and that's not the goal of the game.
 
2014-07-16 07:55:52 PM
My Uncle Harold used to go to funerals to pick up women.

Creepy, creepy man.
 
2014-07-16 10:18:33 PM
to all you naysayers who were on me last week when i said the british isles have the ugliest white people, please witness this link (and anything else about great britain).

it is a magnificent culture that has brought the world some of its greatest literature and technological innovations.  the legal system and ideas of governance are still the best ever imagined.

but the people from this part of the world look sickly, weak, and incestuous.

i am anglophile, and love the rest of the british isles equally, but good god their people are unattractive.

who's with me?
 
2014-07-16 10:26:06 PM
Done in one

/I'll get the lights.
 
2014-07-16 10:27:06 PM
And I just noticed Will Ferrels hair is **perfect**

/not gay
//yet?
 
2014-07-16 10:28:15 PM

nickdaisy: to all you naysayers who were on me last week when i said the british isles have the ugliest white people, please witness this link (and anything else about great britain).

it is a magnificent culture that has brought the world some of its greatest literature and technological innovations.  the legal system and ideas of governance are still the best ever imagined.

but the people from this part of the world look sickly, weak, and incestuous.

i am anglophile, and love the rest of the british isles equally, but good god their people are unattractive.

who's with me?


Do you think People of Walmart is a work of fiction?
 
2014-07-16 10:29:11 PM

MarcysMan: My Uncle Harold used to go to funerals to pick up women.

Creepy, creepy man.


His ride?:
www.supermotors.net
 
2014-07-16 10:37:36 PM
ryancoelho.com
Crack open a cold one
 
2014-07-16 10:48:05 PM
Here Ya go honey, here's your new wedding band. Sorry it smells a little like formaldehyde, but it wasn't that easy to get off her ....uh, I mean I had it  cleaned just for you. Cause you know, a lot of people may have tried it on before I bought it.
 
2014-07-16 10:58:53 PM
Hot cousins. Amirite?
 
2014-07-16 11:04:22 PM
Is it me or does old dude look like the undertaker just dug him up, dusted him off and sold him to the widow as a creepy reanimated realdoll?
 
2014-07-16 11:12:15 PM
Sometimes a cutie appears in a funeral parlor

3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-07-16 11:20:02 PM
This came to mind (good but disturbing book, btw):

d.gr-assets.com
 
2014-07-16 11:21:34 PM
I'll stick with my collection of Real Dolls.
 
2014-07-17 12:01:00 AM

Slam1263: I'll stick with my collection of Real Dolls.


A little alcohol might get you unstuck.
 
2014-07-17 12:01:35 AM
Rare triple-casket trifecta in play.
 
2014-07-17 12:08:12 AM
I bet she could help them find an empty flat, too.

kendelrio: And I just noticed Will Ferrels hair is **perfect**

/not gay
//yet?


Will Ferrell confirms hair loss surgery.
 
2014-07-17 12:12:18 AM
fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net
 
2014-07-17 12:17:41 AM
Excuse me, do you work at a funeral home?

Because you're giving me a stiffy
 
2014-07-17 12:56:44 AM
Does anyone but me think the latest models of the Honda Odyssy Minivan looks like a short hearse? Sorry, got nothing else for the tread.
 
2014-07-17 02:18:23 AM
www.quickmeme.com
 
2014-07-17 07:10:50 AM

AverageAmericanGuy: What's nice is that you don't even have to neg too much since the girls are already emotionally compromised. You need to be careful not to be too nice to them lest they become emotionally attached, and that's not the goal of the game.


Depends on the girl. Personally, I LIKE being attached.
 
2014-07-17 09:47:24 AM
FTA: The funeral director said, "Each of them used to pop in occasionally for a cup of tea with me."

That says a lot about the kind of person the director is.  She truly cared about her clients and they become friends.  I;m attending the funeral of my mother-in-law in about 5 hours as I write this.  The Director is nice enough.  But, I doubt my father-in-law will be having a coffee or beer with him after all this is done.
 
2014-07-17 11:10:22 AM
I'll leave this here...

sexylosers.com
 
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