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(Malaysian Digest)   The UFC's latest fighter "likes to work out topless, cover herself in strawberries and cream and will walk to the Octagon wearing a prom dress"   (malaysiandigest.com) divider line 88
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2014-07-16 10:33:18 AM  
This Just In: Many pro fighters are weirdos. Film at eleven.
 
2014-07-16 10:47:34 AM  
It's a man, baby.
 
2014-07-16 11:15:13 AM  
Likes attention, you mean.
 
2014-07-16 11:48:59 AM  
She likes steroids, too.
 
2014-07-16 11:50:55 AM  

"Baw Gawd! The Killer Korsage! Nakai's used the Killer Korsage on Tate!", spewed the announcer at what is, clearly, a serious match in a serious sport.

 
2014-07-16 11:51:16 AM  
I don't follow MMA very closely but what has happened to UFC? They seem to be receiving far less attention that they used to.  Is this a result of the novelty wearing off or did they spread themselves to thin?  Is there a lack of marketable stars?  It is fun to watch but there is only so many sports I can follow at once.
 
2014-07-16 11:52:06 AM  
img3.wikia.nocookie.net

www.girlswithmuscle.com

www.mmatko.com

I wouldn't make fun of her...
 
2014-07-16 11:59:01 AM  

Mikey1969: [img3.wikia.nocookie.net image 500x694]

[www.girlswithmuscle.com image 512x682]

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I wouldn't make fun of her...


whoa.

yeah, she can wear whatever she wants.  i would not confront her.
 
2014-07-16 12:01:59 PM  

Gunny Highway: I don't follow MMA very closely but what has happened to UFC? They seem to be receiving far less attention that they used to.  Is this a result of the novelty wearing off or did they spread themselves to thin?  Is there a lack of marketable stars?  It is fun to watch but there is only so many sports I can follow at once.


I don't know, but to me it has gotten incredibly uninteresting in the last year or so.

Maybe its overexposure. Maybe I'm sick of the dude-bro douchebag stereotype popping up over and over. Maybe its how bland The Ultimate Fighter got. There seems to be way more hyping of fights than they actually deliver.

I used to follow it very closely until they moved to Fox Sports 1 for their "free" fights. I'm nt going to pay for an extra tier of cable for anything, but I was surprised how little I missed it.

*shrug*
 
2014-07-16 12:12:27 PM  
I would like to see her fight a tentacle monster...what?! ...she can defend the honor of all the fair maddens that have gone before her.
 
2014-07-16 12:14:53 PM  

Gunny Highway: I don't follow MMA very closely but what has happened to UFC? They seem to be receiving far less attention that they used to.  Is this a result of the novelty wearing off or did they spread themselves to thin?  Is there a lack of marketable stars?  It is fun to watch but there is only so many sports I can follow at once.


s2.quickmeme.com
 
2014-07-16 12:17:56 PM  

Big Beef Burrito: Gunny Highway: I don't follow MMA very closely but what has happened to UFC? They seem to be receiving far less attention that they used to.  Is this a result of the novelty wearing off or did they spread themselves to thin?  Is there a lack of marketable stars?  It is fun to watch but there is only so many sports I can follow at once.

I don't know, but to me it has gotten incredibly uninteresting in the last year or so.

Maybe its overexposure. Maybe I'm sick of the dude-bro douchebag stereotype popping up over and over. Maybe its how bland The Ultimate Fighter got. There seems to be way more hyping of fights than they actually deliver.

I used to follow it very closely until they moved to Fox Sports 1 for their "free" fights. I'm nt going to pay for an extra tier of cable for anything, but I was surprised how little I missed it.

*shrug*


It got uninteresting to me once the sport matured.  The first ten from when we all thought krotty worked were awesome, but after we learned better it became a real sport and the novelty wore off for me.
 
2014-07-16 12:19:17 PM  

Gunny Highway: I don't follow MMA very closely but what has happened to UFC? They seem to be receiving far less attention that they used to.  Is this a result of the novelty wearing off or did they spread themselves to thin?  Is there a lack of marketable stars?  It is fun to watch but there is only so many sports I can follow at once.


Give Deadspin a click. They have written 35-40 articles on the subject.
 
2014-07-16 12:21:52 PM  

Gunny Highway: I don't follow MMA very closely but what has happened to UFC? They seem to be receiving far less attention that they used to.  Is this a result of the novelty wearing off or did they spread themselves to thin?  Is there a lack of marketable stars?  It is fun to watch but there is only so many sports I can follow at once.


A combination of factors. The lack of pretty-boy American heavyweights, combined the ridiculous price escalation of pay-per-view UFC "events", has killed it over the last few years. Over-hyped, under-productive, UFC has priced themselves out of business. MMA in general is struggling, as the culture which spawned it suffers from the unavoidable march of maturity.
 
2014-07-16 12:21:57 PM  

I remember reading an article on Uproxx about her not too long ago


The reason she is undefeated is that her company basically rigs her matches so she can't lose and will continue to be a fetish video model for them. Apparently they think creeps aren't going to watch fetish muscle videos about someone with a losing record. Because that's what muscle fetishists care about.

 
2014-07-16 12:24:11 PM  
She can steal my peach anytime she wants.
 
2014-07-16 12:28:24 PM  

pute kisses like a man: yeah, she can wear whatever she wants. i would not confront her.


But con-front-ation is how you make the beast with two backs.
 
2014-07-16 12:28:40 PM  

WhyKnot: I would like to see her fight a tentacle monster...what?! ...she can defend the honor of all the fair maddens that have gone before her.


Now I am picturing John Madden and tentacles ...and I must gouge out my brain with a grapefruit spoon.
 
2014-07-16 12:29:45 PM  
Dana should just handle it like Phil Jackson did Dennis Rodman - you do your job and do it well, you can act as freaky as you want.
 
2014-07-16 12:30:06 PM  

FormlessOne: Gunny Highway: I don't follow MMA very closely but what has happened to UFC? They seem to be receiving far less attention that they used to.  Is this a result of the novelty wearing off or did they spread themselves to thin?  Is there a lack of marketable stars?  It is fun to watch but there is only so many sports I can follow at once.

A combination of factors. The lack of pretty-boy American heavyweights, combined the ridiculous price escalation of pay-per-view UFC "events", has killed it over the last few years. Over-hyped, under-productive, UFC has priced themselves out of business. MMA in general is struggling, as the culture which spawned it suffers from the unavoidable march of maturity.


Not to mention watering down of TUF. TUF is now more about the coaches than the fighters. When was the last actual "good" TUF? The heavyweights? Watering down of talent in general, too. The womens 135 division has women with a losing record, FFS.
 
2014-07-16 12:30:36 PM  

Jiro Dreams Of McRibs: She can steal my peach anytime she wants.


uh, have fun with that
 
2014-07-16 12:31:25 PM  
is she supposed to look like a lifeless love doll?

328744392.r.worldcdn.net


hope tate wins

cdn2.vox-cdn.com


/can we no longer upload pics using the formatting buttons? that was the only thing i liked about that mode
 
2014-07-16 12:32:57 PM  
She does have man-hands. Japan you beautiful, strange land. Don't ever change.
 
2014-07-16 12:33:50 PM  

divgradcurl: is she supposed to look like a lifeless love doll?

[328744392.r.worldcdn.net image 650x366]


hope tate wins

[cdn2.vox-cdn.com image 730x486]


/can we no longer upload pics using the formatting buttons? that was the only thing i liked about that mode


I wouldn't hit either of them...in the ring or bedroom
 
2014-07-16 12:37:01 PM  

Gunny Highway: I don't follow MMA very closely but what has happened to UFC? They seem to be receiving far less attention that they used to.  Is this a result of the novelty wearing off or did they spread themselves to thin?  Is there a lack of marketable stars?  It is fun to watch but there is only so many sports I can follow at once.


They put on about 4 times as many events as they used to, with the result that the talent pool is really diluted for any individual card. I've followed MMA for a long time, but tonight there's a UFC event where only 2 or 3 out of the 11 fights have guys who are good enough for me to be interested.
 
2014-07-16 12:52:35 PM  

Koodz: It got uninteresting to me once the sport matured.  The first ten from when we all thought krotty worked were awesome, but after we learned better it became a real sport and the novelty wore off for me.


To be fair, when the rules were "no biting, no eye-gouging and no groin attacks" disciplines other that Gracie Jiu Jitsu had a chance.  Now that you have 31 fouls (and growing), things are just a little different (and heavily favor GJJ).
 
2014-07-16 01:05:07 PM  

machoprogrammer: Not to mention watering down of TUF. TUF is now more about the coaches than the fighters. When was the last actual "good" TUF? The heavyweights? Watering down of talent in general, too. The womens 135 division has women with a losing record, FFS.


I loved the heavyweights season.  I will say that I thought that the "TUF: Now With WOMEN!" season was good.  They did focus too much on the coaches (I got to the point that I don't care how good a fighter she is, I want Rousey to lose because she is a horrible human), but there was enough focus on the fighters, and enough of the fighters were interesting (I totally want to party with Roxanne Modafferi) that I put that season in the "win" column.
 
2014-07-16 01:05:22 PM  

Laobaojun: Koodz: It got uninteresting to me once the sport matured.  The first ten from when we all thought krotty worked were awesome, but after we learned better it became a real sport and the novelty wore off for me.

To be fair, when the rules were "no biting, no eye-gouging and no groin attacks" disciplines other that Gracie Jiu Jitsu had a chance.  Now that you have 31 fouls (and growing), things are just a little different (and heavily favor GJJ).


I hear that argument all the time but I don't give it much credit. The things allowed are still the things the vast majority of martial arts spend the vast majority of their time claiming to teach and practice.

(Full disclosure: I'm one of the longest-posting Bullies on bullshido dot net and this kind of argument is one of my hobbies.)
 
2014-07-16 01:06:31 PM  
She also happens to be a Samauri Showdown character.

Ok, that's not really true.... it would be awesome if it was though.
 
2014-07-16 01:06:33 PM  
given how slowly Sports Tab gets updated, I expect Floyd Mayweather's "I don't even know who he is" story (when asked I think Sunday about whether he'd fight Rounda Rousey) to get greenlit, ohhhhhhhhhh, next week.

fark sports tab:  "yesterday's news, posted 3 days after it happens"
 
2014-07-16 01:09:43 PM  

rickythepenguin: given how slowly Sports Tab gets updated, I expect Floyd Mayweather's "I don't even know who he is" story (when asked I think Sunday about whether he'd fight Rounda Rousey) to get greenlit, ohhhhhhhhhh, next week.


I believe him, yo. I don't know why, but I do.
 
2014-07-16 01:13:33 PM  

Koodz: Laobaojun: Koodz: It got uninteresting to me once the sport matured.  The first ten from when we all thought krotty worked were awesome, but after we learned better it became a real sport and the novelty wore off for me.

To be fair, when the rules were "no biting, no eye-gouging and no groin attacks" disciplines other that Gracie Jiu Jitsu had a chance.  Now that you have 31 fouls (and growing), things are just a little different (and heavily favor GJJ).

I hear that argument all the time but I don't give it much credit. The things allowed are still the things the vast majority of martial arts spend the vast majority of their time claiming to teach and practice.

(Full disclosure: I'm one of the longest-posting Bullies on bullshido dot net and this kind of argument is one of my hobbies.)


I could get into the rules that make UFC a lot less ultimate than it used to be at great length, but let's get back to the topic; snu snu!

Asian with cleavage? (PNSFW)  Yes please!
 
2014-07-16 01:15:31 PM  
Asian with cleavage? (PNSFW)  Yes please!

FTFM.  Sorry about that.
 
2014-07-16 01:15:58 PM  

rickythepenguin: given how slowly Sports Tab gets updated, I expect Floyd Mayweather's "I don't even know who he is" story (when asked I think Sunday about whether he'd fight Rounda Rousey) to get greenlit, ohhhhhhhhhh, next week.

fark sports tab:  "yesterday's news, posted 3 days after it happens"


That was the perfect response that he gave, too. It'd be a no-win situation for him. He wins? So what, he beat a girl. He loses? LOL.

Not that I think he would lose (Ronda would get KTFO before she could close the distance since Floyd hits 10x harder than anyone she has ever fought), but still
 
2014-07-16 01:16:02 PM  
Show me hot catfight pics !!!111


Unffff

so hawt

fap fap fap
 
2014-07-16 01:17:20 PM  

Laobaojun: Asian with cleavage? (PNSFW)  Yes please!

FTFM.  Sorry about that.


WTF?  Okay, screw the fancy link.   http://www.girlswithmuscle.com/pictures/Rin+Nakai  NSFW-ish.
 
2014-07-16 01:17:29 PM  
Also, I would nail Asian Girl with Muscles over Ronda

media.ufc.tv

No thanks
 
2014-07-16 01:18:54 PM  

Koodz: (Full disclosure: I'm one of the longest-posting Bullies on bullshido dot net and this kind of argument is one of my hobbies.)


Considering you can't knee a guy in the head (or elbow him in the back of the neck) who is trying to take out your legs, I think you need a new hobby.
 
2014-07-16 01:25:45 PM  

MugzyBrown: Koodz: (Full disclosure: I'm one of the longest-posting Bullies on bullshido dot net and this kind of argument is one of my hobbies.)

Considering you can't knee a guy in the head (or elbow him in the back of the neck) who is trying to take out your legs, I think you need a new hobby.


You can't knee an incoming shoot?

That's surprising, but it was always low percentage.

As for the elbow thing, if you think that's possible you fail either elbows, takedowns, or geometry.
 
2014-07-16 01:26:04 PM  

robsul82: Dana should just handle it like Phil Jackson did Dennis Rodman - you do your job and do it well, you can act as freaky as you want.


When Dana first took over people were comparing the UFC to WWE and Dana went out of his way to try to end that comparison and keep that image from the UFC. That is why all of the wild costumes, clowning and freakishness that you see out of fighters in all other fighting associations never took hold and became a regular thing among UFC fighters.
 
2014-07-16 01:28:50 PM  

machoprogrammer: Also, I would nail Asian Girl with Muscles over Ronda

img.fark.net

No thanks


"Puny man, is that attitude I hear?  Prepare for snu snu.  I will break your spine in three places and crush you pelvis."
 
2014-07-16 01:31:36 PM  

machoprogrammer: Also, I would nail Asian Girl with Muscles over Ronda

[media.ufc.tv image 694x1041]

No thanks


Ehhhh....even though that's an extremely bad picture of Rousey, I think you have a touch of the Yellow Fever to pick Asian Girl with Muscles.
 
2014-07-16 01:36:28 PM  
I stopped watching women fighting after I saw a woman have her lower leg snapped in half. Not pretty.
 
2014-07-16 01:49:14 PM  

Big Beef Burrito: machoprogrammer: Also, I would nail Asian Girl with Muscles over Ronda

[media.ufc.tv image 694x1041]

No thanks

Ehhhh....even though that's an extremely bad picture of Rousey, I think you have a touch of the Yellow Fever to pick Asian Girl with Muscles.


Guilty as charged
 
2014-07-16 01:50:32 PM  

Big Beef Burrito: machoprogrammer: Also, I would nail Asian Girl with Muscles over Ronda

[media.ufc.tv image 694x1041]

No thanks

Ehhhh....even though that's an extremely bad picture of Rousey, I think you have a touch of the Yellow Fever to pick Asian Girl with Muscles.


Personally, I probably wouldn't kick either one out of bed for eating Crackers.

/My wife's nickname is 'Crackers'
 
2014-07-16 01:50:58 PM  

Laobaojun: Koodz: It got uninteresting to me once the sport matured.  The first ten from when we all thought krotty worked were awesome, but after we learned better it became a real sport and the novelty wore off for me.

To be fair, when the rules were "no biting, no eye-gouging and no groin attacks" disciplines other that Gracie Jiu Jitsu had a chance.  Now that you have 31 fouls (and growing), things are just a little different (and heavily favor GJJ).


Huh? Jiu jitsu's application in MMA is at an all-time low. Pulling guard just simply isn't done these days, and mount is used to strike instead of submit.

And in the BJJ world, the Gracies in general are getting a lot of heat and pushback for a multitude of incredibly stupid PR moves recently.
 
2014-07-16 01:54:32 PM  
Eh... I'd actually do her... The arms are a bit of a turn off, but I'm betting it's not so bad when she's not flexing for the camera...

What's really attractive is that she doesn't have Brad Pitt abs... I'm betting she's strong as an ox, but she looks incredibly feminine everywhere except the arms... girl's got just the right curves in just the right places...
 
2014-07-16 02:03:21 PM  
rin nakai's management is horrifying and all her awful coerced fetish photos look like the kind of thing that gets mailed to a parent alongside a ransom note
 
2014-07-16 02:12:40 PM  
she looks like that dude from bloodsport

www.martialartsvideos.com
 
2014-07-16 02:18:14 PM  

machoprogrammer: Also, I would nail Asian Girl with Muscles over Ronda

[media.ufc.tv image 694x1041]

No thanks


Psh.  I'd give my left arm for a night with Ronda...and she'd probably take it.

Though it's strange to see an Asian woman with such large ta-tas.
 
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