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(Yahoo)   If you're going to San Francisco, be sure to wear some flowers in your beard   (news.yahoo.com) divider line 61
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2014-07-16 09:14:41 AM
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2014-07-16 11:30:37 AM
Been there, done that

/a long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away
//Lawn... remove thyself therefrom
 
2014-07-16 11:58:40 AM
No.
 
2014-07-16 12:03:15 PM
There are some things that men just shouldn't do, and this qualifies
 
2014-07-16 12:57:20 PM
It's amazing how desperately the media wants this to be a thing.
 
2014-07-16 01:04:00 PM

To The Escape Zeppelin!: It's amazing how desperately the media wants this to be a thing.


Well, they've already nearly conquered the gay marriage thing, so why not move onto something like this.
 
2014-07-16 01:04:29 PM
Fark this damn hipsters. I will not put a flower in my beard. I swear hipsters have ruined beard culture. The same with the DD people. Fark them also.
 
2014-07-16 01:04:48 PM
Woah. Am I having an acid flashback? Or have I heard this before?
 
2014-07-16 01:08:02 PM
If you're allergic to bee stings this may not be a good idea.
 
2014-07-16 01:08:21 PM
"Men Add Flowers to Beards in New Style Trend"

If by "new" they mean Celtic, well, yeah.
 
2014-07-16 01:08:47 PM

Land_of_the_Magic_Dragon: Fark this damn hipsters. I will not put a flower in my beard. I swear hipsters have ruined beard culture. The same with the DD people. Fark them also.


Dunkin Donuts?
 
2014-07-16 01:09:10 PM

Land_of_the_Magic_Dragon: DD people


Developmentally Disabled?

Also, I've been putting objets d' art in my beard for years.  Before it was cool, apparently.

/oh gawd help me, am I a hipster now?
//was I a hipster before it was cool?
///dafuq is a hipster anyway?
 
2014-07-16 01:09:33 PM
Isn't this like the 5th time this week that this has been a thing?

/Folks with facial hair have been doing this at faire since the faire was there.
 
2014-07-16 01:10:22 PM

Zul the Magnificent: Land_of_the_Magic_Dragon: DD people

Developmentally Disabled?

Also, I've been putting objets d' art in my beard for years.  Before it was cool, apparently.

/oh gawd help me, am I a hipster now?
//was I a hipster before it was cool?
///dafuq is a hipster anyway?


Anyone who thinks hatred of modern culture is 'cool'
 
2014-07-16 01:11:40 PM
Peak beard.
 
2014-07-16 01:13:44 PM
Hey, so I'll be in San Francisco next week. Never been. Recommendations for food/drink/sightseeing/whatever?
 
2014-07-16 01:15:01 PM
No. And while you are at it, shave that stupid beard; you look terrible.
 
2014-07-16 01:17:27 PM

Imperialism: Hey, so I'll be in San Francisco next week. Never been. Recommendations for food/drink/sightseeing/whatever?


Castro. You'll find everything you need there.
 
2014-07-16 01:19:25 PM
Damn you hipsters, you've done it again! This is totes adorbs. I like the pixie sticks--ornamental and useful for snacking.

I wonder if I can get my ear buds to stay in my goatee. They always get tangled in pockets or totes but it looks like you might be able to wear one in your beard.

I wonder how big a beard needs to be to pack a box lunch in it. I should call the IT Help Desk.

Watch out if you try this with pencils and pens. If you forget you're carrying them and lie down, you could stab yourself. Poke an eye out.

DON'T BE CRAZY, PEOPLE! YOU'LL POKE AN EYE OUT!

Next step: braiding your beard with flowers like a Dwarf wedding guest or a camouflage expert.

Tip: Braid sage and other savory herbs into your beard and all day long a sweet savory scent will be your reward.

Tip: Twigs and herbs help attract nesting birds. Why not make your beard a sanctuary for endangered species?

Some manly things to stick in your beard if you are too wimpy to carry off flowers:  beef jerky sticks, beer cozies, squirrels, twigs of evergreen, camping gear, hunting knives.
 
2014-07-16 01:19:36 PM
The fact that a handful of wankers are doing something stupid does NOT mean it is a trend.
 
2014-07-16 01:20:07 PM
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2014-07-16 01:21:18 PM
Other things to decorate your beard:  seasonal decorations, Christmas mini-lights, collectible figurines, fast food toy giveaways, LED displays, tiny train sets,
 
2014-07-16 01:21:26 PM

JackieRabbit: Imperialism: Hey, so I'll be in San Francisco next week. Never been. Recommendations for food/drink/sightseeing/whatever?

Castro. You'll find everything you need there.


simpsonswiki.com

"It's full of WHAT?!"
 
2014-07-16 01:21:57 PM
Yes, I have a beard. No, I'm not a hipster. I'm lazy. I don't want to shave. This defeats the purpose of having a lazy beard.

If you see me with flowers in my beard it's because a small child has put them there and I don't have a heart of stone.
 
2014-07-16 01:22:06 PM
cdn.motinetwork.net
 
2014-07-16 01:22:42 PM
Whoa, I just found an M&M in mine!
 
2014-07-16 01:23:21 PM
Are you tired of women stroking your beard? Decorate it defensively with Scotch thistles, thorny plants or small cacti.
 
2014-07-16 01:26:19 PM
For low maintenance beard decoration, try air plants. They can be glued to magnets and they don't ever need watering or fertilizing. Many air plants are colorful and some flower.
 
2014-07-16 01:28:05 PM
Humming bird feeders are the next big thing in beard ornamentation. Stand very, very still. Hummingbirds are shy.
 
2014-07-16 01:34:56 PM
Frisco fabulous fashion fun!
 
2014-07-16 01:35:17 PM

Imperialism: Hey, so I'll be in San Francisco next week. Never been. Recommendations for food/drink/sightseeing/whatever?


Don't call them "trolly cars".
There's a cable under the street pulling the cable cars along.
 
2014-07-16 01:35:49 PM
I keep an array of condiments in mine. Plus a few noodles for that midnight snack thing. Why, no, I'm not married, how did you know?
 
2014-07-16 01:36:25 PM
I would rather have a bunch of saggy panted dipshiats around me than some jackass hipster with flowers in his beard. I would offer up some round-up to control that thing on his face.

/Women look nice with some flowers on them.
//Men look like douche bags with flowers in their beard.

Yes I would want to punch them right in their throat.
 
2014-07-16 01:38:15 PM

elev8meL8r: Whoa, I just found an M&M in mine!


See? This is why you need a dog. They can save you from such embarrassing moments.
 
2014-07-16 01:39:04 PM
Beards?? Isn't that a little girly???
 
2014-07-16 01:39:28 PM

Imperialism: Hey, so I'll be in San Francisco next week. Never been. Recommendations for food/drink/sightseeing/whatever?


I recommend getting mightily intoxicated and wandering around the "off the tourist grid" part of Chinatown at ungodly hours of the night.

/yes there's a CSB behind my recommendation, but I need to get to work.
//Just don't accidently start a Tong War.
 
2014-07-16 01:40:07 PM
Pete fell of the fence. Who was left?
 
2014-07-16 01:40:27 PM
///or on purpose either.
 
2014-07-16 01:40:44 PM
I put flowers in my pubes.  Does that count?
 
2014-07-16 01:40:56 PM

Imperialism: Hey, so I'll be in San Francisco next week. Never been. Recommendations for food/drink/sightseeing/whatever?


Scoma's on the Fisherman's wharf. Sounds touristy, but it's not. try the Dungeness crap and the sand dabs.
 
2014-07-16 01:42:07 PM
api.ning.com

Sometimes I get a little food in my beard.
 
2014-07-16 01:45:05 PM
www.gscn.com.cn

And it's okay to eat that food.
 
2014-07-16 01:45:28 PM

Buttknuckle: I put flowers in my pubes.  Does that count?


Close enough. I put my pubes in flowers, which is better.
 
2014-07-16 01:46:09 PM

Zul the Magnificent: Land_of_the_Magic_Dragon: DD people

Developmentally Disabled?

Also, I've been putting objets d' art in my beard for years.  Before it was cool, apparently.

/oh gawd help me, am I a hipster now?
//was I a hipster before it was cool?
///dafuq is a hipster anyway?


Very close. I was referring to the Duck Dynasty crew.
 
2014-07-16 01:53:36 PM
So the old thread closed and here we are again?

home.earthlink.net

Your roots are showing. (Old spinnwebe thing.)
 
2014-07-16 01:53:48 PM
i.chzbgr.com
 
2014-07-16 02:03:44 PM
Good god, I'm glad I've rediscovered safety razors
 
2014-07-16 02:14:08 PM
Still not as cool as putting a blade of grass in your ear.
 
2014-07-16 02:16:23 PM

Imperialism: Hey, so I'll be in San Francisco next week. Never been. Recommendations for food/drink/sightseeing/whatever?


The audio tour of Alcatraz does not disappoint.
 
2014-07-16 02:24:26 PM

germ78: Imperialism: Hey, so I'll be in San Francisco next week. Never been. Recommendations for food/drink/sightseeing/whatever?

The audio tour of Alcatraz does not disappoint.


And maybe you'll run into the ghost of Al Capone
 
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