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2014-07-16 08:57:09 AM
$159

Meh, I guess it's about the same price as my idea to rig a fleshlight onto a reciprocating saw.
 
2014-07-16 09:04:09 AM
I almost forwarded this to my gf. Almost, strange word.
 
2014-07-16 09:04:35 AM
i522.photobucket.com

Don't act like it doesn't turn you on.
 
2014-07-16 09:24:37 AM
I was wondering if the BF noticed a difference? ;p
 
2014-07-16 09:28:17 AM
Was it Fisto?
 
2014-07-16 09:33:39 AM

EvilEgg: Was it Fisto?


1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-07-16 09:56:45 AM
"The Autoblow2, which was released today... "

Wait.  I don't even remember the Autoblow1.
 
2014-07-16 09:59:08 AM

dookdookdook: $159

Meh, I guess it's about the same price as my idea to rig a fleshlight onto a reciprocating saw.


LMAO....  I was going to say, a fleshlight is less expensive, but you had to take it a step further.
 
2014-07-16 10:01:12 AM
FISTO?
 
2014-07-16 10:01:21 AM

mutterfark: I was wondering if the BF noticed a difference? ;p


He never asks for a second fark at home...
 
2014-07-16 10:01:47 AM

EvilEgg: Was it Fisto?


H8
 
2014-07-16 10:03:29 AM
Kwame thread?
 
2014-07-16 10:05:15 AM
Made?

pbs.twimg.com
 
2014-07-16 10:05:33 AM
The hell happened to Salon? They used to be a semi credible outlet.. Now it's just derp and crazy liberal theories.
 
2014-07-16 10:05:53 AM

loonatic112358: Kwame thread?


*shakes tiny fist*

/the original was a great Fark thread
 
2014-07-16 10:06:16 AM
We ladies appreciate the innovation of vibrator-heads shaped like various members of the animal kingdom and all, but what we really want is a toy that is silent. So now that mechanical sex toys are increasingly being marketed toward men, maybe innovation is on the way at last.


Because only men are capable of engineering?
 
2014-07-16 10:08:22 AM
www.miataturbo.net
 
2014-07-16 10:09:49 AM
"Oh, hi, Frank. Say, we finally got that model D83 Swedish sure-grip suck machine that you ordered. "
0.media.dorkly.cvcdn.com
 
2014-07-16 10:09:56 AM

Snarfangel: We ladies appreciate the innovation of vibrator-heads shaped like various members of the animal kingdom and all, but what we really want is a toy that is silent. So now that mechanical sex toys are increasingly being marketed toward men, maybe innovation is on the way at last.


Because only men are capable of engineering?


It's called mengineering. When women do it, it's called femgineering.
 
2014-07-16 10:10:34 AM

mutterfark: EvilEgg: Was it Fisto?

[1.bp.blogspot.com image 450x253]


Come again?

www.airbornegamer.com
 
2014-07-16 10:10:55 AM
After reading that I think  Tracy Clark-Flory should show us her tits.
 
2014-07-16 10:12:24 AM

EvilEgg: Was it Fisto?


media.tumblr.com
 
2014-07-16 10:13:01 AM

ArcadianRefugee: mutterfark: EvilEgg: Was it Fisto?

[1.bp.blogspot.com image 450x253]

Come again?

[www.airbornegamer.com image 659x680]


bah!

/tips hat
 
2014-07-16 10:13:44 AM
Further proof that marriage is the end of oral for guys.
 
2014-07-16 10:13:53 AM

RobotSpider: "Oh, hi, Frank. Say, we finally got that model D83 Swedish sure-grip suck machine that you ordered. "


Uh.... It's a gift.
 
2014-07-16 10:14:52 AM
I'll just stick with my Oragasmatron.
 
2014-07-16 10:15:10 AM
Came here for the FISTO references (and photos), leaving satisfied.

/can still feel my legs too
 
2014-07-16 10:15:49 AM
Later on, when wifey was away, hubby enjoyed a good half hour with the machine, didn't bother mentioning it during supper. When asked about its dissapearance, claimed he 'threw it away'.
 
2014-07-16 10:16:38 AM

UberDave: "The Autoblow2, which was released today... "

Wait.  I don't even remember the Autoblow1.


You don't want to remember. Many hospital visits and many accidental eunuchs.
 
2014-07-16 10:16:50 AM

macross87: loonatic112358: Kwame thread?

*shakes tiny fist*

/the original was a great Fark thread


OHHHH YEEEEAAAAAAA
 
2014-07-16 10:19:42 AM
i.imgur.com
 
2014-07-16 10:19:47 AM

styckx: The hell happened to Salon? They used to be a semi credible outlet.. Now it's just derp and crazy liberal theories.


They used to be ad-free and relied on donations, but now they need to generate clicks to keep the lights on. That's why we see less Michael Lind and Steve Kornacki, and more "Why honkies who do yoga are racist."
 
2014-07-16 10:19:49 AM
Salon is taking up  (has taken up) where Penthouse Forum left off.
 
2014-07-16 10:20:04 AM

monoski: Further proof that marriage is the end of oral for guys.


I'm married and I get oral. Not usually from my wife, of course, but ya have to go with what works.
 
2014-07-16 10:21:10 AM
" He's a fully-integrated multi-fetish artificial being. And the best part is... he's learning. "
 
2014-07-16 10:22:12 AM
"To me, it sounded like an imbalanced washing machine..."

stream1.gifsoup.com
 
2014-07-16 10:22:23 AM
And thus, just as with online dating becoming mainstream, Soryama jack off fantasies are getting past the Cherry 2000 and Twilight Zone "the Lonely" phase of robophiliphobia.
 
2014-07-16 10:23:25 AM
"JackieRabbit":I'm married and I get oral. Not usually from my wife, of course, but ya have to go with what works."


Inflatables really don't count.
 
2014-07-16 10:23:34 AM

yakmans_dad: Salon is taking up  (has taken up) where Penthouse Forum left off.


The whole thing reminded me of Dan Savage's advice to aspiring sex columnists, crediting his success to starting to date a guy (now his husband) who wouldn't let him write about their sex life. Because eventually you'll run out of interesting real things to write about yourself, start doing crazy shiat just to write about it, and it'll be obvious to all your readers.
 
2014-07-16 10:24:17 AM
Saw the headline, realized "only Tracy Clark-Flory's husband would have to be made to do this" and found I was right.

Then I read this comment:

Old_Chief_Scott: After reading that I think  Tracy Clark-Flory should show us her tits.


For that POS, we deserve to see pink.
 
2014-07-16 10:27:06 AM
img.fark.net

For those who missed an epic RealDoll thread:

http://fark.com/comments/6431470/
 
2014-07-16 10:28:05 AM

JackieRabbit: monoski: Further proof that marriage is the end of oral for guys.

I'm married and I get oral. Not usually from my wife, of course, but ya have to go with what works.


You sound limber.
 
2014-07-16 10:28:36 AM

monoski: Further proof that marriage is the end of oral for guys.


On the contrary... My wife has always had a low sex drive, but she loves giving head and is spectacular at it... If I'm in the mood and she isn't, she doesn't hesitate to help out...

I tell you, if you think a woman who really gets into sex is a turn on, there's nothing hotter than a woman who enthusiastically smiles at the opportunity to give head...

Women who will do it, because you want them to, or because they feel obligated to, put little to no effort into it and usually make it so bad you don't ask that often... I'll pass thanks...

Women who love giving head, and love the end result... yeah, hold onto those women for dear life...
 
2014-07-16 10:28:48 AM
img.photobucket.com
For her

i1.ytimg.com
For me
 
2014-07-16 10:29:32 AM
"I made my husband..."

Your husband is a pathetic little Beta who should turn in his penis.
 
2014-07-16 10:29:42 AM

HailRobonia: Snarfangel: We ladies appreciate the innovation of vibrator-heads shaped like various members of the animal kingdom and all, but what we really want is a toy that is silent. So now that mechanical sex toys are increasingly being marketed toward men, maybe innovation is on the way at last.


Because only men are capable of engineering?

It's called mengineering. When women do it, it's called femgineering.


It's more that the desires of the male population change the direction of technology, terminology, and culture due to the general historical dominance of the male sex, but what the hell are we talking about that?  This thread is about sex robots.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HGSVYgcy24Q

i1.ytimg.com
 
2014-07-16 10:30:12 AM
People, specifically male people, tend to think that it must be awesome being married to a sex writer.

Actually, not what I was thinking.
 
2014-07-16 10:30:14 AM
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2014-07-16 10:31:07 AM
If it gets to the point where I would have to buy something like that, I'll pay money on charm school lessons.
 
2014-07-16 10:31:43 AM
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