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(London Evening Standard)   Why Patrick Stewart has become the 'Undisputed King of Twitter'   (standard.co.uk) divider line 31
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2014-07-16 09:01:13 AM
Patrick Stewart is the Undisputed King of Everything, and Twitter is the unwashed spot on the floor just behind the toilet in his royal bathroom.
 
2014-07-16 09:16:54 AM
The forgot to include the article's subtitle: "One Blogger's Journey To Use Celebrity-Based Hyperbole To Get Readers."
 
2014-07-16 10:04:46 AM
And George Takei has become the undisputed queen of Facebook.
 
2014-07-16 10:15:42 AM
He's no @DadBoner.
 
2014-07-16 10:21:41 AM
He's no #ChristianDadThatVapes like @RobDelaney
 
2014-07-16 12:12:26 PM
Is it cuz he's Patrick Muthafarkin' Stewart?  Cuz, that's all you got to say.
 
2014-07-16 12:14:00 PM
Make it so, number one.
 
2014-07-16 12:16:40 PM

Pocket Ninja: The forgot to include the article's subtitle: "One Blogger's Journey To Use Celebrity-Based Hyperbole To Get Readers."


They showed restraint in not phrasing it like "The reason why Patrick Stewart is the undisputed king of Twitter will shock you."
 
2014-07-16 12:22:04 PM
Ohmyyyyyyyyyyy

/queen of twitter?
//inapprops
 
2014-07-16 12:23:05 PM

Jaden Smith First of His Name: Pocket Ninja: The forgot to include the article's subtitle: "One Blogger's Journey To Use Celebrity-Based Hyperbole To Get Readers."

They showed restraint in not phrasing it like "The reason why Patrick Stewart is the undisputed king of Twitter will shock you."


Or "Patrick Stewart Doesn't Tweet Like This Anymore"
 
2014-07-16 12:26:56 PM
media.npr.org

He's been a ruler before. It didn't turn out too well.
 
2014-07-16 12:35:05 PM

Pocket Ninja: The forgot to include the article's subtitle: "One Blogger's Journey To Use Celebrity-Based Hyperbole To Get Readers."


Just think about how the internet will ignore it when the most important event ever actually happens.  Everyone will just be so inured to it by my favorite website, they'll all skip it.
 
2014-07-16 12:40:14 PM
James Blunt (yes him) is pretty damn good:

https://twitter.com/JamesBlunt
 
2014-07-16 12:47:32 PM
Just wait till Neil deGrasse Tyson starts trolling him.  It'll be hilarious.
 
2014-07-16 01:22:02 PM
Patrick Stewart became the undisputed king of Twitter USING THIS ONE WEIRD TRICK (and you can too) (Featured Partner)
 
2014-07-16 01:34:45 PM
Only because Patton Oswalt is taking the summer off.

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2014-07-16 01:39:09 PM

Plant Rights Activist: Make it so, number one.


And my latest fragrance, come!

/fark me if I can find a link for that CodCo video from the 90s..
 
2014-07-16 01:42:23 PM
His Twitter handle is @SirPatStew since the article fails to mention it.
 
2014-07-16 02:35:07 PM
Obligatory:

media.tumblr.com
 
2014-07-16 02:58:17 PM
And king of sexy cakes

4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-07-16 04:26:38 PM
Becasue he's' retired' and has the time to make himself 'king'?
 
2014-07-16 04:26:40 PM
Call me when he's the "Undisputed King of This Disco."

/He'll have to take it from my cold, dead hands
 
2014-07-16 04:36:17 PM
He just knows how to engage his audience.
 
2014-07-16 05:23:37 PM

Glenford: Only because Patton Oswalt is taking the summer off.

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That's pretty great.

Still not as bad as trolling the dead girl's parents:
odstatic.comwww.wormholeriders.com
 
2014-07-16 05:39:32 PM

Cndn Bacon: Obligatory:

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You need the full set.

img.fark.net
 
2014-07-16 05:55:28 PM
www.thepensivecitadel.com

There are 140 characters!
 
2014-07-16 06:04:01 PM
This is more "why Patrick Stewart isn't a self-important douche-bag like other celebrities" more than anything else.
 
2014-07-16 06:11:11 PM

TV's Vinnie: [media.npr.org image 850x477]

He's been a ruler before. It didn't turn out too well.

sageabyss.files.wordpress.com

Counterpoint
 
2014-07-16 06:25:06 PM

ikanreed: Pocket Ninja: The forgot to include the article's subtitle: "One Blogger's Journey To Use Celebrity-Based Hyperbole To Get Readers."

Just think about how the internet will ignore it when the most important event ever actually happens.  Everyone will just be so inured to it by my favorite website, they'll all skip it.


Yep. If I see some "shock/shocking" in a headline, I skip right over it. If you have to hype it that much, it isn't worth reading.
 
2014-07-17 08:32:45 AM
Wait.. hasn't Patrick Stewart been pretty much the same age for about 20-30 years?
 
2014-07-17 09:12:13 AM

uttertosh: Wait.. hasn't Patrick Stewart been pretty much the same age for about 20-30 years?


Yes.  Long live the king!
 
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