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(Daily Mail)   Baby ducks complicit in killing of 81-year-old woman at nursing home. Don't let their fuzzy little faces fool you - they're heartless killers (pics)   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 55
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2014-07-16 09:55:21 AM  
i204.photobucket.com
 
2014-07-16 11:27:48 AM  
Well? Where are the pictures? What happened Daily Mail, can't hack their iPad?
 
2014-07-16 11:29:38 AM  
media.tumblr.com
I hope this isn't obscure
 
2014-07-16 11:30:31 AM  
As opposed to the LPNs and CNAs who murder daily by not washing their hands between patients?
 
2014-07-16 11:30:51 AM  
How sad for the friend who was pushing the wheelchair.
 
2014-07-16 11:31:25 AM  
DUCK!
 
2014-07-16 11:32:07 AM  

i.dailymail.co.uk

You're quacking us up, old lady who fell from a wheelchair!

 
2014-07-16 11:32:28 AM  
My understanding of the story was greatly enhanced by the Google street view pic of a nursing home.  Thanks Daily Fail!
 
2014-07-16 11:34:28 AM  
In just about every Far Side that includes ducks, they are depicted as Pure Evil.  Coincidence?
 
2014-07-16 11:36:21 AM  

Pants full of macaroni!!: In just about every Far Side that includes ducks, they are depicted as Pure Evil.  Coincidence?



It's because the evil ones weren't wiped out in the flood.
 
2014-07-16 11:36:30 AM  

eagles95: [media.tumblr.com image 336x217]
I hope this isn't obscure


Nope.  One of the funniest eps of the run.  I watch that show with my daughter....I love it.
 
2014-07-16 11:38:22 AM  

Pants full of macaroni!!: In just about every Far Side that includes ducks, they are depicted as Pure Evil.  Coincidence?


You're just being an anatidaephobe.
 
2014-07-16 11:38:35 AM  

Pants full of macaroni!!: In just about every Far Side that includes ducks, they are depicted as Pure Evil.  Coincidence?


img4.wikia.nocookie.net

Come here you pesky little doggy!
 
2014-07-16 11:38:41 AM  

hardinparamedic: As opposed to the LPNs and CNAs who murder daily by not washing their hands between patients?


Why do they have to be between patients when washing their hands?  Moral support?  Supervision of the washing?

I don't get it.  Maybe it's a fetish.
 
2014-07-16 11:38:42 AM  
img2.wikia.nocookie.net

Wanted for questioning...

/But, I'd watch out for the cute and fuzzy bunnies too.
 
2014-07-16 11:38:55 AM  
Small ducks can be trained as mercenaries and body guards. But if you don't sign up for Aflac™, you're unprotected.

duckprints.aflac.com

Super smart lawyers have gotten around any UN rules about child soldiers in this one.
 
2014-07-16 11:39:01 AM  
Ducks..ducks..

Quack-quack!
Quack-quack!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cFK2Xq2RyiU&feature=kp
 
2014-07-16 11:39:09 AM  

Pants full of macaroni!!: In just about every Far Side that includes ducks, they are depicted as Pure Evil.  Coincidence?


Considering ducks and their reproductive organs are their own little natural arms race? Not at all.

/duck rape: a serious field of ornithological study
 
2014-07-16 11:40:18 AM  

eagles95: [media.tumblr.com image 336x217]
I hope this isn't obscure


Not to me, came to post this.

/shakes tiny fist
 
2014-07-16 11:41:29 AM  
At least she didn't get goosed.
 
2014-07-16 11:46:26 AM  
...got any glue?
 
2014-07-16 11:47:39 AM  

MooseBayou: Why do they have to be between patients when washing their hands?  Moral support?  Supervision of the washing?

I don't get it.  Maybe it's a fetish.


Well, I suppose they could have one hand wrist deep in poopie, and the other hand in the sink. 

I mean, there's something to be said for multitasking.
 
2014-07-16 11:50:44 AM  
They make excellent guard ducks:
img.fark.net
 
2014-07-16 11:53:46 AM  
Uhmmmm.. so, if someone was a hold of the chair, even pushing her along a street.. she was ok, even with the movement... going over cracks in the pavement, sidewalks, curbs, dead pigeons....  But, let go of the chair and she fell right out?

Don't get it.
 
2014-07-16 11:54:05 AM  

Crass and Jaded Mother Farker: [img2.wikia.nocookie.net image 318x234]

Wanted for questioning...

/But, I'd watch out for the cute and fuzzy bunnies too.


The Devil made 'em do it!
s27.postimg.org
 
2014-07-16 11:56:26 AM  
Maybe they should have seat belts on wheelchairs?
 
2014-07-16 11:58:11 AM  
This is Seewious!
 
2014-07-16 12:00:28 PM  
Seriously though, ducks are freaking evil

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6k01DIVDJlY">http://www.youtube.com/w atch?v=6k01DIVDJlY
 
2014-07-16 12:01:27 PM  

Crass and Jaded Mother Farker: [img2.wikia.nocookie.net image 318x234]

Wanted for questioning...

/But, I'd watch out for the cute and fuzzy bunnies too.


Or Floppy, hoppy bunnies - they are the worst
 
2014-07-16 12:02:21 PM  
Pfft white tailed deer kill more people than all other wild animals COMBINED. They are godless killing machines.
 
2014-07-16 12:02:44 PM  

hardinparamedic: Pants full of macaroni!!: In just about every Far Side that includes ducks, they are depicted as Pure Evil.  Coincidence?



Come here you pesky little doggy!


Le' Quack? It's been at least a decade since I've seen that particular duck. I'll have to see if I can find some episodes on YouTube.

/ thanks for killing my productivity
 
2014-07-16 12:03:40 PM  

beans morocco: Maybe they should have seat belts on wheelchairs?


What if the wheelchair goes off the road and into a lake?  You could drown-a-granny...
 
2014-07-16 12:10:15 PM  

Tricky Chicken: This is Seewious!


Can I kill you now?
 
2014-07-16 12:14:56 PM  
img.fark.net
 
2014-07-16 12:16:27 PM  
Was this the friend?

38.media.tumblr.com
 
d23 [TotalFark]
2014-07-16 12:17:32 PM  

eagles95: [media.tumblr.com image 336x217]
I hope this isn't obscure


Nope, not obscure.


encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com
 
2014-07-16 12:30:57 PM  
That's just quackers!
 
2014-07-16 12:31:14 PM  

eagles95: [media.tumblr.com image 336x217]
I hope this isn't obscure


nope. Get back to work OR YOU'RE FIRED!!!
 
2014-07-16 12:40:23 PM  
...Send em to the Moon...

/regular
 
2014-07-16 12:50:17 PM  

Rattrap007: eagles95: [media.tumblr.com image 336x217]
I hope this isn't obscure

nope. Get back to work OR YOU'RE FIRED!!!


Whatever man....lets go talk to Skips
 
2014-07-16 01:01:02 PM  
 
2014-07-16 01:04:42 PM  
Not exactly getting pecked to death by ducks, but close . . .
 
2014-07-16 01:13:19 PM  
Sounds like something out of The Naked Gun.
 
2014-07-16 01:20:23 PM  
Llama llama llama llama llama llama DUUUCK!
 
2014-07-16 01:23:06 PM  

Savage Belief: Llama llama llama llama llama llama DUUUCK!


Have you ever seen a llama?
Kissed a llama?
on the llama?
 
2014-07-16 01:26:58 PM  
I thought it would be Baby Duck champagne.
 
2014-07-16 01:43:36 PM  

TheMega: Uhmmmm.. so, if someone was a hold of the chair, even pushing her along a street.. she was ok, even with the movement... going over cracks in the pavement, sidewalks, curbs, dead pigeons....  But, let go of the chair and she fell right out?

Don't get it.


When the other person noticed she was rolling and grabbed the chair to stop it the old woman's inertia made her fall out of the chair.
 
d23 [TotalFark]
2014-07-16 01:46:31 PM  

alabasterblack: ...Send em to the Moon...

/regular


YOU DRILL BIT!

(that's my favorite RS putdown... they only used it once).
 
2014-07-16 02:00:52 PM  

eagles95: [media.tumblr.com image 336x217]
I hope this isn't obscure


Step OFF!
 
2014-07-16 02:11:45 PM  
wanting to speak with said ducksimg3.wikia.nocookie.net
 
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