xanadian: He's still alive?? O.o
FarkedOver: "I don't see why we need to stand by and watch a country go communist due to the irresponsibility of its people." - Henry "Asshole" KissingerDemocracy is only good when it helps America and/or big business.
1derful: Came to read "war criminal" comments left by people regurgitating a book by a dead alcoholic...Didn't leave disappointed.
EyeballKid: 1derful: Came to read "war criminal" comments left by people regurgitating a book by a dead alcoholic...Didn't leave disappointed.Well, you...tried? Did you try? Did that count, per se, as "trying?"
Therion: He and Dick Cheney deserve long, agonizing lives full of regret for their crimes against humanity.Can they get conscience transplants too?
Jackson Herring: he has a heart?you see the joke is that henry kissinger is a horrible person who one would not expect to have human emotions. the heart is the traditional seat of the emotions. therefore you would not expect him to have a hearthahhahah
Triple Oak: Every time I see that name I only think of Henry Killinger from the Venture Brothers.
FarkedOver: Hopefully the doctors are Chilean and "botch" the surgery.
trotsky: Plus he killed way less American soldiers than Cheney.
pissnmoan: I intend to piss on this guy's grave when the opportunity finally presents itself. Actually, I know a lot of people who were sent to Viet Nam and have the same intention. A piss drainage system may need to be installed at his grave site.For those of you too young to remember, Kissinger privately negotiated with the NVA to prolong the war to facilitate Richard Nixon's election as President. The NVA were promised more favorable terms when the war ended if they would continue. Many fine American soldiers were killed or maimed because of this anti-American dickbag. Fark him.
Diogenes: Billy Joel was right.
what_now: Can I put an asterisk on my organ donor card?
Rann Xerox: In the Ninth Circle of Hell, Augusto Pinochet is immersed in ice up to his neck. Above his head is a flashing disco ball. In the background, the song "Last Dance" by Donna Summer can be heard playing on Bose speakers that are the size of Mount Everest.A tear rolls down Pinochet's cheek and freezes as he waits for Henry Kissinger to arrive and join him in a lover's tango on the ice.Lucifer, standing in the middle of the Ninth Circle, says: "Soon."
Rev. Skarekroe: He has nicer legs than Hitler and bigger tits than Cher.
UNC_Samurai: Kissinger is a man born 400 years too late. He would have been more at home in the time of Richelieu, Eugene of Savoy, and Oxenstierna - building empires with the blood of commoners.
whidbey: UNC_Samurai: Kissinger is a man born 400 years too late. He would have been more at home in the time of Richelieu, Eugene of Savoy, and Oxenstierna - building empires with the blood of commoners.Why then when you can have it now?
VictoryCabal: There are Kissinger white-knights? Wow.
Anandamide: Triple Oak: Every time I see that name I only think of Henry Killinger from the Venture Brothers.[37.media.tumblr.com image 500x400]Yup.
trotsky: This'll be unpopular, but at least Kissinger did things from a political theory perspective rather than a pure profit motive. Plus he killed way less American soldiers than Cheney. And I like Kissinger, he hasn't been spouting off about how Obama lost Chile or some such shiat as Cheney. And Kissinger makes Cheney jealous. Kissinger basically ran the country for a year while Nixon lost his mind through booze during Watergate.
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