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(Independent)   Henry Kissinger undergoes heart surgery in New York. Apparently he has one   (independent.co.uk ) divider line
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2014-07-16 09:02:42 AM  
The New York-Presbyterian Hospital in Manhattan released a statement saying the ex-diplomat was "resting comfortably on a pile of human skulls" after undergoing an aortic valve replacement procedure on Tuesday.
 
2014-07-16 09:19:41 AM  
Billy Joel was right.
 
2014-07-16 09:30:55 AM  
He and Dick Cheney deserve long, agonizing lives full of regret for their crimes against humanity.

Can they get conscience transplants too?
 
2014-07-16 09:45:04 AM  
It's puzzled me how this man has been welcomed into polite company.
 
2014-07-16 10:03:16 AM  
He's still alive?? O.o
 
2014-07-16 10:51:02 AM  
They actually found one...
 
2014-07-16 10:51:28 AM  
And yet another damn good reason not to become an organ donor.
 
2014-07-16 10:52:49 AM  
farking war criminal...
 
2014-07-16 10:53:21 AM  

xanadian: He's still alive?? O.o


Evil never dies.
 
2014-07-16 10:54:44 AM  
Hopefully the doctors are Chilean and "botch" the surgery.
 
2014-07-16 10:55:29 AM  
I hope they went through his anus.

Thanks, Henry. Please suffer long and horribly.
 
2014-07-16 10:57:22 AM  
It's a good thing we never marched Kissinger to the Hague on war crimes charges. It's not as if it would have emboldened any other potential executive branch sorts to pick and choose which parts of international law America will recognize. Nope, good thing we put politics over principle there!
 
2014-07-16 11:01:08 AM  
"I don't see why we need to stand by and watch a country go communist due to the irresponsibility of its people." - Henry "Asshole" Kissinger

Democracy is only good when it helps America and/or big business.
 
2014-07-16 11:06:18 AM  

FarkedOver: "I don't see why we need to stand by and watch a country go communist due to the irresponsibility of its people." - Henry "Asshole" Kissinger

Democracy is only good when it helps America and/or big business.


The last part of the quote is even better

"The issues are much too important for the Chilean voters to be left to decide for themselves."
 
2014-07-16 11:06:45 AM  
JESUS CHRIST... THIS GUY IS STILL ALIVE?
 
2014-07-16 11:07:01 AM  
media.tumblr.com
 
2014-07-16 11:08:58 AM  
Sadly, it did not involve a stake and holy water.
 
2014-07-16 11:09:33 AM  
Came to read "war criminal" comments left by people regurgitating a book by a dead alcoholic...

Didn't leave disappointed.
 
2014-07-16 11:10:22 AM  
Apparently he has one

Yes, but whose?
 
2014-07-16 11:10:33 AM  
he has a heart?

you see the joke is that henry kissinger is a horrible person who one would not expect to have human emotions. the heart is the traditional seat of the emotions. therefore you would not expect him to have a heart

hah

ha

hah
 
2014-07-16 11:11:07 AM  

1derful: Came to read "war criminal" comments left by people regurgitating a book by a dead alcoholic...

Didn't leave disappointed.


Was wondering when you would turn up.
 
2014-07-16 11:11:25 AM  

1derful: Came to read "war criminal" comments left by people regurgitating a book by a dead alcoholic...

Didn't leave disappointed.


Well, you...tried? Did you try? Did that count, per se, as "trying?"
 
2014-07-16 11:13:46 AM  

EyeballKid: 1derful: Came to read "war criminal" comments left by people regurgitating a book by a dead alcoholic...

Didn't leave disappointed.

Well, you...tried? Did you try? Did that count, per se, as "trying?"


He has it on good authority that Kissenger has "better legs than Hitler, and better tits than Cher."
 
2014-07-16 11:16:17 AM  

Therion: He and Dick Cheney deserve long, agonizing lives full of regret for their crimes against humanity.

Can they get conscience transplants too?


I think they're already swapping out the heart. If you notice, Cheney and Kissenger are never in the news at the same time.
 
2014-07-16 11:18:06 AM  
This'll be unpopular, but at least Kissinger did things from a political theory perspective rather than a pure profit motive. Plus he killed way less American soldiers than Cheney. And I like Kissinger, he hasn't been spouting off about how Obama lost Chile or some such shiat as Cheney. And Kissinger makes Cheney jealous. Kissinger basically ran the country for a year while Nixon lost his mind through booze during Watergate.
 
2014-07-16 11:20:11 AM  
Yes, he has something analogous to a heart in a human. However, where we have a four-chambered organic construct of cardiac muscle, meant to ensure that our blood moves and supports us in the two-beat rhythm of life, his circulatory organ is a thing of metal and gears, a construct of insidious design, meant to constantly circulate his ichor throughout his limbs and maintain a homogenous saturation of evil.

He's just in to get it tuned.
 
2014-07-16 11:21:25 AM  

Jackson Herring: he has a heart?

you see the joke is that henry kissinger is a horrible person who one would not expect to have human emotions. the heart is the traditional seat of the emotions. therefore you would not expect him to have a heart

hah

ha

hah


I hear he's also missing his genitals... Bitten off by a Cambodian prostitute when he was younger, apparently.

He's basically an sociopathic, wrinkled, pasty white Ken doll these days...
 
2014-07-16 11:22:51 AM  
Every time I see that name I only think of Henry Killinger from the Venture Brothers.
 
2014-07-16 11:27:10 AM  
Looking like that, he talked his way into Jill St. John's bed...'nuff said.
 
2014-07-16 11:28:19 AM  
He has nicer legs than Hitler and bigger tits than Cher.
 
2014-07-16 11:36:43 AM  

Triple Oak: Every time I see that name I only think of Henry Killinger from the Venture Brothers.


37.media.tumblr.com
Yup.
 
2014-07-16 11:38:04 AM  

FarkedOver: Hopefully the doctors are Chilean and "botch" the surgery.


Or East Timorese. Asshole couldn't let the Portuguese decolonize, gave Indonesia the greenlight to attack. In the decades of war crimes that followed, the only Western government who spoke out in support of East Timorese human rights were their former colonial masters, Portugal.

/non-Western goverments: China and Libya
 
2014-07-16 11:44:41 AM  
Can I put an asterisk on my organ donor card?
 
2014-07-16 11:47:23 AM  
I intend to piss on this guy's grave when the opportunity finally presents itself. Actually, I know a lot of people who were sent to Viet Nam and have the same intention.  A piss drainage system may need to be installed at his grave site.

For those of you too young to remember, Kissinger privately negotiated with the NVA to prolong the war to facilitate Richard Nixon's election as President.  The NVA were promised more favorable terms when the war ended if they would continue.  Many fine American soldiers were killed or maimed because of this anti-American dickbag.  Fark him.
 
2014-07-16 11:47:30 AM  

trotsky: Plus he killed way less American soldiers than Cheney.


Um. What?
 
2014-07-16 11:53:24 AM  

pissnmoan: I intend to piss on this guy's grave when the opportunity finally presents itself. Actually, I know a lot of people who were sent to Viet Nam and have the same intention.  A piss drainage system may need to be installed at his grave site.

For those of you too young to remember, Kissinger privately negotiated with the NVA to prolong the war to facilitate Richard Nixon's election as President.  The NVA were promised more favorable terms when the war ended if they would continue.  Many fine American soldiers were killed or maimed because of this anti-American dickbag.  Fark him.


Apparently, Kissinger also forgot to secure the return of American prisoners not held by North Vietnam.
 
2014-07-16 11:57:00 AM  
Kissinger is a man born 400 years too late. He would have been more at home in the time of Richelieu, Eugene of Savoy, and Oxenstierna - building empires with the blood of commoners.
 
2014-07-16 11:59:44 AM  
There are Kissinger white-knights? Wow.
 
2014-07-16 12:04:19 PM  
In the Ninth Circle of Hell, Augusto Pinochet is immersed in ice up to his neck.  Above his head is a flashing disco ball.  In the background, the song "Last Dance" by Donna Summer can be heard playing on Bose speakers that are the size of Mount Everest.

A tear rolls down Pinochet's cheek and freezes as he waits for Henry Kissinger to arrive and join him in a lover's tango on the ice.

Lucifer, standing in the middle of the Ninth Circle, says: "Soon."
 
2014-07-16 12:04:52 PM  

Diogenes: Billy Joel was right.


He's the lunatic you're looking for?
 
2014-07-16 12:07:48 PM  

what_now: Can I put an asterisk on my organ donor card?


I wanna have your babies.
 
2014-07-16 12:09:09 PM  

Rann Xerox: In the Ninth Circle of Hell, Augusto Pinochet is immersed in ice up to his neck.  Above his head is a flashing disco ball.  In the background, the song "Last Dance" by Donna Summer can be heard playing on Bose speakers that are the size of Mount Everest.

A tear rolls down Pinochet's cheek and freezes as he waits for Henry Kissinger to arrive and join him in a lover's tango on the ice.

Lucifer, standing in the middle of the Ninth Circle, says: "Soon."


Don't you worry about ol' Augusto.  Noted Pinochet ball lickers, Ronny Reagan and Margaret Thatcher are already there with him.
 
2014-07-16 12:11:37 PM  

Rev. Skarekroe: He has nicer legs than Hitler and bigger tits than Cher.


Came for this reference.  Leaving satisfied.
 
2014-07-16 12:12:31 PM  

UNC_Samurai: Kissinger is a man born 400 years too late. He would have been more at home in the time of Richelieu, Eugene of Savoy, and Oxenstierna - building empires with the blood of commoners.


Why then when you can have it now?
 
2014-07-16 12:18:31 PM  

whidbey: UNC_Samurai: Kissinger is a man born 400 years too late. He would have been more at home in the time of Richelieu, Eugene of Savoy, and Oxenstierna - building empires with the blood of commoners.

Why then when you can have it now?


Back during the Thirty and Eighty Years Wars, you didn't have to worry about peasants getting uppity, or the Fourth Estate agitating against your war plans.
 
2014-07-16 12:19:03 PM  

VictoryCabal: There are Kissinger white-knights? Wow.


gotta stick it to those libs
 
2014-07-16 12:21:09 PM  

Anandamide: Triple Oak: Every time I see that name I only think of Henry Killinger from the Venture Brothers.

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Yup.


Came for this, leaving satisfied.
 
2014-07-16 12:22:26 PM  

trotsky: This'll be unpopular, but at least Kissinger did things from a political theory perspective rather than a pure profit motive. Plus he killed way less American soldiers than Cheney. And I like Kissinger, he hasn't been spouting off about how Obama lost Chile or some such shiat as Cheney. And Kissinger makes Cheney jealous. Kissinger basically ran the country for a year while Nixon lost his mind through booze during Watergate.


Of course, the Chileans, Indonesians, Cambodians and Vietnamese aren't a part of that equation.
 
2014-07-16 12:23:02 PM  
www.planetpulp.dk
 
2014-07-16 12:23:07 PM  
theinfosphere.org

This isn't a productive area of discussion...
 
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