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(The Week)   How to become a cable news pundit, using items you probably already have around your home now   (theweek.com ) divider line 17
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2014-07-16 09:06:45 AM  
The first step is deciding that integrity means nothing to you. Everything after that is easy.
 
2014-07-16 11:49:48 AM  
If you're wrong, be wrong loudly.
 
2014-07-16 11:52:11 AM  
Wake up everyday and and say with a straight face, "I can get you any result you like, what's it worth to you?"
 
2014-07-16 11:52:38 AM  
Speculate. Retract. Deny.
 
2014-07-16 11:52:52 AM  
But I don't even own a bull, let alone enough food to feed one.
 
2014-07-16 11:53:25 AM  
Meet Mr. Pickle Arm pundit:

www.tickld.com
 
2014-07-16 11:55:18 AM  
Pundit:  1670s, "learned Hindu," especially one versed in Sanskrit lore, from Hindi payndit "a learned man, master, teacher,"


Nah, I'll pass.
 
2014-07-16 12:01:48 PM  
But why would anyone want to?

/never pays attention to pundits....
 
2014-07-16 12:03:11 PM  
you have to fark Nancy Grace
 
2014-07-16 12:05:58 PM  

vudukungfu: Pundit:  1670s, "learned Hindu," especially one versed in Sanskrit lore, from Hindi payndit "a learned man, master, teacher,"


Nah, I'll pass.


It's not that hard, you only have to pretend to be a learned man.
 
2014-07-16 12:13:59 PM  

Pocket Ninja: The first step is deciding that integrity means nothing to you. Everything after that is easy.


Done in one. So much this.
 
2014-07-16 12:19:45 PM  

strangeluck: Pocket Ninja: The first step is deciding that integrity means nothing to you. Everything after that is easy.

Done in one. So much this.


Yup.

Brains...not on list.  A record of correctness...not on list.  Basic integrity...very much not on list.
 
2014-07-16 12:33:36 PM  
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Proof that all you need is zero integrity, skipping all research on said subject, screaming inanities that prove you never researched your facts about said story, exploiting the tragedies of others like a media lich, and a whole lotta dead babies and men to yell at.

See, not so difficult once you renounce your humanity, brains and goodwill!
 
2014-07-16 12:53:53 PM  
Always refer to yourself as a "pundint."
 
2014-07-16 12:57:00 PM  
Serious. I pass by a TV at work several times a day and there's CNN who always, ALWAYS finds somebody to talk about ABSOLUTELY ANYTHING on that split screen.
 
2014-07-16 01:07:53 PM  
Yell BaBaBooey repeatedly

media.philly.com
 
2014-07-16 04:53:38 PM  

Fluid: It's not that hard, you only have to pretend to be a learned man.


Oh, be a fakkir?
 
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