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(Talking Points Memo)   "Democrats launch six figure campaign against Nikki Haley" That's not an ad campaign, that's political bukkake   (talkingpointsmemo.com) divider line 41
    More: Interesting, Nikki Haley, Department of Social Services, Democratic Governors Association  
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2014-07-16 09:49:34 AM  
I see the name 'Nikki' and the word 'bukkake' and assume she's a porn star.
 
2014-07-16 10:06:19 AM  
I can fap to this.
 
2014-07-16 10:08:35 AM  
I came because of this headline.
 
2014-07-16 10:22:52 AM  

xanadian: I can fap to this.


bdub77: I came because of this headline.


you're welcome, both of you
 
2014-07-16 10:39:24 AM  
Finally, an election where my vote might actually make a difference.
 
2014-07-16 11:05:16 AM  
You mean NIMRATA N. RANDHAWA, the seekrit hindoo?

I demand to see a long-form birth certifct
 
2014-07-16 11:18:48 AM  

Lionel Mandrake: You mean NIMRATA N. RANDHAWA, the seekrit hindoo?

I demand to see a long-form birth certifct


Secret Sikh. Which is worse because Sikhism is a mix of Hinduism AND Islam!

/far right would love Hindu nationalists
 
2014-07-16 11:34:52 AM  
$100,000 in TV ads? Even in South Carolina that's a pittance.
 
2014-07-16 12:56:16 PM  
Eww
 
2014-07-16 01:07:30 PM  
6 figures? That's... not a lot.
 
2014-07-16 02:07:35 PM  

what_now: 6 figures? That's... not a lot.

Could be pocket change...


i159.photobucket.com
 
2014-07-16 02:24:47 PM  

Lionel Mandrake: You mean NIMRATA N. RANDHAWA, the seekrit hindoo?

I demand to see a long-form birth certifct


I love the fact that she knows she can't use her real name and get votes from the xenophobes in the GOP but if she gives herself a porn star name it's clear sailing all the way.

Six figures aint shiat in today's post CU world.
 
2014-07-16 03:06:05 PM  

John Buck 41: I see the name 'Nikki' and the word 'bukkake' and assume she's a porn star.


I have heard there's actually a fetish for "interrupted orgasms" or the like, so... you'll have that at least, when you click the link.
 
2014-07-16 03:29:23 PM  

Lionel Mandrake: what_now: 6 figures? That's... not a lot.Could be pocket change...
[i159.photobucket.com image 444x276]


That's a lot of dong...

/Try the lamb, and don't forget to tip your waitress!
 
2014-07-16 03:30:23 PM  

John Buck 41: I see the name 'Nikki' and the word 'bukkake' and assume she's a porn star.


Well, she does get paid to screw people over, and she's often on camera with a fake smile, so you're not that far off.
 
2014-07-16 03:30:42 PM  
haha get it she is a woman


sex joke
 
2014-07-16 03:36:13 PM  
Six figures? You mean, like 36-24-36?

/seems to recall her being a bit of a hawty...
 
2014-07-16 03:38:25 PM  

quatchi: Lionel Mandrake: You mean NIMRATA N. RANDHAWA, the seekrit hindoo?

I demand to see a long-form birth certifct

I love the fact that she knows she can't use her real name and get votes from the xenophobes in the GOP but if she gives herself a porn star name it's clear sailing all the way.

Six figures aint shiat in today's post CU world.


No kidding: VA's 11th featured $2m in spending by the GOP and allies on a congressional campaign on an almost guaranteed loser. I can only imagine what they'll spend on a truly close race.
 
2014-07-16 03:38:48 PM  
Political Bukkake would be a great band name.  Just sayin.  Did someone fart?
 
2014-07-16 03:41:36 PM  

Mr. Coffee Nerves: $100,000 in TV ads? Even in South Carolina that's a pittance.


could be 999,999

/nah
 
2014-07-16 03:42:14 PM  
i2.mirror.co.uk
 
2014-07-16 03:45:56 PM  
encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com
 
2014-07-16 03:55:03 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2014-07-16 03:55:25 PM  

Jackson Herring: haha get it she is a woman


sex joke

 
2014-07-16 04:00:23 PM  
As a Democrat in South Carolina, the only thing I can ever hope to accomplish with my vote is to cancel out my father's vote.

/doing my part
//maybe next time he'll have car trouble or something
 
2014-07-16 04:05:40 PM  

what_now: 6 figures? That's... not a lot.


Yea, thats actually "Par" for a state wide initiative (assuming mid 6 figures) Given a $999,999 would be slightly high end for a state, but $100,000 would be a pitiful attempt.. both 6 figure numbers
 
2014-07-16 04:06:20 PM  

DjangoStonereaver: [i.imgur.com image 652x365]


A little makeup, a little tweaking of the hair, some FM shoes? She could have a MILF thing going on.
 
2014-07-16 04:09:10 PM  
So, Democrats are attacking a woman in leadership position for having a career.  She should've been thinking of the children.  Is this 1954 or an Onion article or what?
 
2014-07-16 04:13:22 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2014-07-16 04:14:09 PM  

what_now: 6 figures? That's... not a lot.


Yep. And Governor is a much more influential position than the average Rep.
 
2014-07-16 04:41:11 PM  
You really think you're going to redeem a state that put disgraced former governor Mark Sanford in Congress based on a campaign of family values and fiscal conservatism?
 
2014-07-16 04:47:55 PM  

\quatchi: Lionel Mandrake: You mean NIMRATA N. RANDHAWA, the seekrit hindoo?

I demand to see a long-form birth certifct

I love the fact that she knows she can't use her real name and get votes from the xenophobes in the GOP but if she gives herself a porn star name it's clear sailing all the way.

Six figures aint shiat in today's post CU world.


"Bobby" Jindal. "Ted" Cruz. That Barack (The Islamic Shock) SuperAllah Hussein Obama ran for the nation's highest office with his real name, and won twice, should say a thing or two about the basic inclinations of Republican and Democratic voters. Of course that's not to say that 'conservative' voters are entirely xenophobic or just plain retarded, but it does seem to indicate a far higher percentage of them in that camp.

 If it were just this (the Americanizing name changes), I wouldn't make the assumption I'm stating here. But add it atop the mountain of bullsh*t nuggets dunked in stupid sauce and it becomes clearer which side of the two-sided American political family I'd hope to share traits with. Just sayin'.

/and yes, I'm sure a gajillion liberal politicians changed their names, too. Decades ago. Doing so these days just tacitly admits that your base is flat-out racist, easily frightened/manipulated, or any number of things normal people consider undesirable in 2014.
 
2014-07-16 04:51:19 PM  

UNC_Samurai: You really think you're going to redeem a state that put disgraced former governor Mark Sanford in Congress based on a campaign of family values and fiscal conservatism?


...who ran against Nancy Pelosi....
 
2014-07-16 05:10:33 PM  

incendi: UNC_Samurai: You really think you're going to redeem a state that put disgraced former governor Mark Sanford in Congress based on a campaign of family values and fiscal conservatism?

...who ran against Nancy Pelosi....


don't forget that it was the palmetto state that gave gingrich his sole primary win last time around.

/time to trot out my favorite historical quote about my home state
//too small for a republic, too big for an insane asylum
///second favorite quote - thank god for mississippi
 
2014-07-16 05:53:29 PM  

splohn: So, Democrats are attacking a woman in leadership position for having a career.  She should've been thinking of the children.  Is this 1954 or an Onion article or what?


You know how we know you didnt read the article?

Cliff Notes: It is about her fudging the numbers in the states Child services to make her look better.
 
2014-07-16 06:00:24 PM  

tinyarena: [encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com image 354x142]


Too bad that's the wrong Doctor as you could also shoehorn a "Don't you think she looks tired?" reference.
/she and Bobby Jindal kissing up to the xenophobes while using Anglicized names is pretty tiresome
 
2014-07-16 06:29:43 PM  

Paris1127: Lionel Mandrake: You mean NIMRATA N. RANDHAWA, the seekrit hindoo?

I demand to see a long-form birth certifct

Secret Sikh. Which is worse because Sikhism is a mix of Hinduism AND Islam!

/far right would love Hindu nationalists


Sikh Sad Whirl.
 
2014-07-16 06:33:21 PM  
Does that mean her annoying Xfinity commercials will be coming back?
 
2014-07-16 06:50:23 PM  

Lionel Mandrake: You mean NIMRATA N. RANDHAWA, the seekrit hindoo?

I demand to see a long-form birth certifct


Not tht I'm a fan, but Nikki is the middle name she's carried since birth and Haley is her married name.  This isn't little Pyush calling himself Bobby.
 
2014-07-16 11:48:04 PM  

Stone Meadow: Six figures? You mean, like 36-24-36?

/seems to recall her being a bit of a hawty...


Only if she's 5'3".
 
2014-07-17 06:29:52 AM  
her politics are repugnant as is her preparedness to debase herself to please troglodytes but the mysogynist stuff here is worse than unfortunate.
 
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