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(Daily Mail)   Scottish farmer has spent £5,000 on CCTV to protect his new flock of sheep, plans to make his money back by selling the camera feed to lonely farmers   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 23
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2014-07-16 09:23:54 AM
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behance.vo.llnwd.net
 
2014-07-16 09:47:09 AM
I'm reminded of the joke that goes:

So I was on vacation in Scotland a few years back, doing some hiking and mountain biking on the western seaboard. After a few cold muddy days, I came down into this little fishing village, for a hot shower and a cold beer. 

While I was at the pub, this older man came in and ordered a pint. The barman gave him what he ordered with a snicker, and when he went to sit down at a crowded table, the other gents smirked at him and moved. Curious as to what was up, I went over and sat across from him.

"How are you, old timer?" I asked him.

"Och," he said, in a heavy Scottish brogue. "Nae sae guid." He pointed out the window of the pub towards the bay. "Dae ye see 'at wee blue boat in th' harbur, thaur?"

"Yes..." I replied, wondering where this was going.

"Ah built 'er wi' mah ain tois hans. She's th' finest wee boat tae sail these waters. But dae they caa me Angus th' shipbuilder? Nae."

"Ok," I said. "So what do they call you?"

He glared at me, and turned in his seat and pointed at a silo standing on the other side of the bay. "An' dae ye see 'at farmhoose athwart th' way? Ah built it wi' mah ain tois hans. Safest buildin' in Scootlund, bin thaur thirty years withit a leak. But dae they caa me Angus th' carpenter? Nae."

"Ok..."

"But ye fook ane sheep..."
 
2014-07-16 11:58:47 AM

whistleridge: "But ye fook ane sheep..."


Annndddd everyone at work is staring at me as I try not fall down laughing.

Old jokes are the best jokes.
 
2014-07-16 03:06:48 PM

Ennuipoet: Old jokes are the best jokes.


I agree

It's been years since I've heard that one, but it remains timeless.
 
2014-07-16 06:42:55 PM
What's the difference between the Rolling Stones and a Scotsman?
 
2014-07-16 06:46:07 PM
Really, really NSFW - Seth Mcfarlane's Shearing time
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MJzwAswDzns&feature=kp
 
2014-07-16 06:46:23 PM
Valais Blacknose

Isn't that a character in A song of Ice and Fire?
 
2014-07-16 06:46:24 PM
I see mint jelly in its future.
 
2014-07-16 06:55:40 PM
Baa chikka baaa baaaaaa
 
2014-07-16 06:57:28 PM

HairyNevus: Valais Blacknose

Isn't that a character in A song of Ice and Fire?


No but if that Martin guy reads fark he'd sure as hell steal it.
 
2014-07-16 06:59:44 PM
teakdoor.com
 
2014-07-16 07:01:30 PM
www.cupidslibrary.com
 
2014-07-16 07:16:43 PM
So, do the horns make it easier to hold on? I'm asking for a friend.
 
2014-07-16 07:20:59 PM
www.utexasclan.com

/ because Aggies
 
2014-07-16 07:30:33 PM
Lil Mo Deep lost his sheep.
 
2014-07-16 07:47:00 PM
Remember, 'BAAAAAAAAH" means "NO".
 
2014-07-16 07:50:53 PM

listernine: So, do the horns make it easier to hold on? I'm asking for a friend.


Yes, and if you face them over a cliff, they'll push back. Or so I've herd.
 
2014-07-16 07:51:00 PM
 
2014-07-16 07:57:58 PM
I've seen these Sam and Frank videos.
 
2014-07-16 08:49:36 PM
CAN SOMEONE EXPLAIN WHY SHEEP NEED CLOSED CAPTION TV?
 
2014-07-16 09:06:54 PM

madgordy: CAN SOMEONE EXPLAIN WHY SHEEP NEED CLOSED CAPTION TV?


Their hearing is notoriously baaaaaaad.
 
2014-07-16 10:13:44 PM
Cameras need to be fed?
 
2014-07-17 02:14:06 PM
Tech like this puts good, hardworking sheepdogs out of work!  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p_u3YRZb74w
And this one, to   http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kerUbfOQTW0
 
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