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(YouTube)   Paris Hilton's latest music video is an explosion of glitter, unicorns, rainbows and autotune. Warning: You might get a seizure from all the fabulousness   (youtube.com ) divider line
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2014-07-16 09:29:31 AM  
Yep, all the clichés there along with super autotune, and good luck to her. People handing over actual money for their own copy is just another illustration of FREEDOM BABY
 
2014-07-16 09:46:34 AM  
Not only can't she sing but she sucks on the organ.
 
2014-07-16 09:48:49 AM  

Mugato: Not only can't she sing but she sucks on the organ.


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2014-07-16 09:51:42 AM  
Horrible voice, Horrible person

Still hot as hell, absolutely would bang
 
2014-07-16 09:57:10 AM  
still not as bad as bronies.
 
2014-07-16 09:57:47 AM  
I have better choices if I want to listen to a tall, skinny blonde "singing".

i.imgur.com
 
2014-07-16 09:58:05 AM  
Gave it a listen. Hey, I'm bored at work so why the hell not. That really was awful. I am wondering who actually buys this stuff.


Well, I'm off to Itunes.

jk
 
2014-07-16 09:58:21 AM  
GO AWAY!
 
2014-07-16 10:00:19 AM  
Paris rules from her throne of ten thousand dead tribbles, do not invoke her wrath.
 
2014-07-16 10:04:46 AM  
Holy shiat, this is a vanity project if I've ever seen one.
 
2014-07-16 10:06:17 AM  

Wellon Dowd: I have better choices if I want to listen to a tall, skinny blonde "singing".

[i.imgur.com image 527x650]


Link
 
2014-07-16 10:07:47 AM  
Made it 42 seconds.
 
2014-07-16 10:08:46 AM  

thehobbes: Made it 42 seconds.


42 seconds? You must be a hit with the ladies.
 
2014-07-16 10:09:20 AM  
WTF are they shooting music videos in movie theater resolution?
 
2014-07-16 10:10:43 AM  

Wellon Dowd: thehobbes: Made it 42 seconds.

42 seconds? You must be a hit with the ladies.


Oh dear god. You were able to think of sex after watching the video. 

/it was the unicorn wasn't it?
 
2014-07-16 10:11:04 AM  
Who's going to buy this? All the kids from her sex tape days have grown up.
 
2014-07-16 10:11:46 AM  

styckx: WTF are they shooting music videos in movie theater resolution?


They've been doing that since the 90s
 
2014-07-16 10:13:00 AM  

LewDux: Wellon Dowd: I have better choices if I want to listen to a tall, skinny blonde "singing".

[i.imgur.com image 527x650]

Link


Well that was just as horrible. My first thought was damn, a Jenny McCarty clone. Quick, vaccinate that biatch
 
2014-07-16 10:15:42 AM  

mentallo69: LewDux: Wellon Dowd: I have better choices if I want to listen to a tall, skinny blonde "singing".

[i.imgur.com image 527x650]

Link

Well that was just as horrible. My first thought was damn, a Jenny McCarty clone. Quick, vaccinate that biatch


Fark standards..
/Goes back The Motherload
 
2014-07-16 10:17:48 AM  
Can she just go away until she does another sex tape...this time with her taking it in the pooper...otherwise, I'd rather not see or hear of her again.
 
2014-07-16 10:26:32 AM  
Pure auto-tuned garbage...
 
2014-07-16 10:27:48 AM  
I liked the other video when she had her little tits out and she was sucking a penis.
That video at least had a narrative.
 
2014-07-16 10:29:27 AM  
Paris Hilton singing a song that goes "you make me come, you make me come"?
I reckon if you've been ridden more times than a 20 year old riding pony at the state fair, somebody that gets you off is worthy of a four minute video of you singing about it.
 
2014-07-16 10:29:58 AM  
Farrah Abraham's song is better.
 
2014-07-16 10:30:11 AM  
♫ It's Friday, Friday... ♫
 
2014-07-16 10:30:41 AM  
The target audience

www.cultureblues.com
 
2014-07-16 10:30:44 AM  
That's it. From now on I'm staying at Holiday Inn.
 
2014-07-16 10:33:21 AM  

devilEther: Farrah Abraham's song is better.


Now that's a talentless attention whore I haven't heard about in awhile.. I wonder how she's doing

*googles*

The fark?

d.gr-assets.com
 
2014-07-16 10:41:32 AM  

LewDux: Wellon Dowd: I have better choices if I want to listen to a tall, skinny blonde "singing".

[i.imgur.com image 527x650]

Link


Dance choreography by Sprockets?
 
2014-07-16 10:43:22 AM  
With that much auto-tine why not just render her with CGI too and complete the robot effect.
 
2014-07-16 10:58:12 AM  
i204.photobucket.com
 
2014-07-16 11:02:42 AM  
She's still a solid 8.
 
2014-07-16 11:11:39 AM  
Well now I envy the deaf. Guess I can use this when I want to punish my minions. EAR BLEACH STAT!!!!!!
 
2014-07-16 11:16:53 AM  

groppet: Well now I envy the deaf. Guess I can use this when I want to punish my minions. EAR BLEACH STAT!!!!!!


Link
 
2014-07-16 11:32:13 AM  
This video reminds me of MySpace.
 
2014-07-16 11:35:38 AM  

apt311: This video reminds me of MySpace.


It reminded me of a douche commercial.
 
2014-07-16 11:37:48 AM  
I clicked on the link, saw the opening screen and couldn't bring myself to click "play". Closed the tab instead.
 
2014-07-16 11:56:14 AM  

s2s2s2: She's still a solid 8.


nope nope nope.

Her face is asymmetrical and features a lazy eye.

media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com

That alone would limit her to maybe a 6.

Then remove points for her revolting personality, lack of talent, and assortment of STDs
 
2014-07-16 12:08:52 PM  
i thought, well, i can watch on mute... maybe there will be some cool graphics / effects...

wow, what a pile of garbage.
 
2014-07-16 12:11:48 PM  
Paris, queen of the trolls.
 
2014-07-16 12:20:23 PM  

SpectroBoy: s2s2s2: She's still a solid 8.

nope nope nope.

Her face is asymmetrical and features a lazy eye.

[media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com image 450x600]That alone would limit her to maybe a 6.

Then remove points for her revolting personality, lack of talent, and assortment of STDs


Can plastic people catch STDs?
I thought you could just wipe them down with an antiseptic wipe or something.
 
2014-07-16 12:20:40 PM  

Tom_Slick: styckx: WTF are they shooting music videos in movie theater resolution?

They've been doing that since the  90a

 80s

Ftfy
 
2014-07-16 12:42:25 PM  
It was at 37 seconds when my brain began actively leaking out of my ears.
 
2014-07-16 12:42:38 PM  

SpectroBoy: s2s2s2: She's still a solid 8.

nope nope nope.

Her face is asymmetrical and features a lazy eye.

[media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com image 450x600]That alone would limit her to maybe a 6.

Then remove points for her revolting personality, lack of talent, and assortment of STDs


There's nothing wrong with her eye, other than its work ethic! Seriously though, I think the fake eyelashes are weighing it down.
 
2014-07-16 12:45:39 PM  

marleymaniac: SpectroBoy: s2s2s2: She's still a solid 8.

nope nope nope.

Her face is asymmetrical and features a lazy eye.

[media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com image 450x600]That alone would limit her to maybe a 6.

Then remove points for her revolting personality, lack of talent, and assortment of STDs

There's nothing wrong with her eye, other than its work ethic! Seriously though, I think the fake eyelashes are weighing it down.


Hey! That mascara has REAL diamonds and the blood of African orphans in it!
 
2014-07-16 12:49:15 PM  
It becomes much more entertaining if you imagine that it's a love song to cocaine.
 
2014-07-16 12:52:31 PM  

Tom_Slick: Who's going to buy this? All the kids from her sex tape days have grown up.


She was doing sex tapes with kids?
 
2014-07-16 12:59:10 PM  

ckccfa: It becomes much more entertaining if you imagine that it's a love song to cocaine.


I would have to be on cocaine to even be able to listen to it; jeez this is bad; she needs to go back to doing porno and not talk.
 
2014-07-16 01:13:39 PM  

GungFu: I liked the other video when she had her little tits out and she was sucking a penis.

That video at least had a narrative.


They are fine little tits (nsfw).

http://i62.tinypic.com/27xkoyu.jpg

And since Fark is not letting me link, you can copy and paste

 
2014-07-16 01:17:10 PM  
I read some of the comments on youtube......wow. Some people need to be beaten with a musical instrument, one person actually called it out as crap and got attacked.
 
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