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(NBC Washington)   Voodoo priest's necklace seized at airport. Customs officials reported no problems afterward, other than bleeding from their anuses   (nbcwashington.com) divider line 25
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2014-07-16 03:08:12 PM  
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/Oblig.
 
2014-07-16 03:52:41 PM  
"other than"?

OTHER THAN???!!
 
2014-07-16 03:59:22 PM  
Tiny dolls and stickpins still okay though.
 
2014-07-16 03:59:30 PM  

SmackLT: "other than"?

OTHER THAN???!!


They had taco bell for lunch. You know how it is.
 
2014-07-16 04:01:25 PM  
Whatever happened to Wall of Voodoo?
 
2014-07-16 04:01:38 PM  
You can't hold him in the TSA line, cuz he has friends on the other side
 
2014-07-16 04:01:49 PM  
Effigy of naked man nailed to two sticks of wood still Ok, right?
 
2014-07-16 04:02:08 PM  
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2014-07-16 04:02:27 PM  
So when does the lawsuit for violating the priests religious freedoms start?
 
2014-07-16 04:04:11 PM  

Boo_Guy: So when does the lawsuit for violating the priests religious freedoms start?


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2014-07-16 04:07:11 PM  
Customs officials reported no problems afterward, other than bleeding from their anuses

Thought this was about how customs officials party after a successful day at the airport.
 
2014-07-16 04:10:31 PM  
Bleeding from the anus can be pretty serious.  It can lead to near drowning in blood.  In a coffin

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2014-07-16 04:26:18 PM  

Bslim: Whatever happened to Wall of Voodoo?


Who do?

// do what?
 
2014-07-16 04:36:53 PM  
Fark you, Jobu.

www.deathandtaxesmag.com
 
2014-07-16 04:43:34 PM  
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2014-07-16 04:50:32 PM  
TSA officer quoted as saying "voodoo dick, my ass!"
 
2014-07-16 04:50:47 PM  
 
2014-07-16 05:01:24 PM  
You know we all joke about voodoo, but if a 102-year-old black lady walked up to you in the grocery store, handed you a shriveled monkey's paw, and said "you've got to keep this safe, or a great evil will befall you", ain't none of us chucking that thing in the dumpster on the way out the door.

It's going on the bookshelf or in the file at the house, and you know it.
 
2014-07-16 05:12:06 PM  

Gonz: You know we all joke about voodoo, but if a 102-year-old black lady walked up to you in the grocery store, handed you a shriveled monkey's paw, and said "you've got to keep this safe, or a great evil will befall you", ain't none of us chucking that thing in the dumpster on the way out the door.


Because, hey, free shriveled monkey paw!
 
2014-07-16 05:14:57 PM  
Bleeding from the anus because it was a mandrill's skull. Get it? A " man drill" Oh, Schmerdy, you slay me.
 
2014-07-16 05:15:45 PM  

serfdood: Bleeding from the anus can be pretty serious.  It can lead to near drowning in blood.  In a coffin


Have no idea what that is, and based on the subject matter, sure as heck don't want to know.
 
2014-07-16 05:39:06 PM  

Resident Muslim: serfdood: Bleeding from the anus can be pretty serious.  It can lead to near drowning in blood.  In a coffin

Have no idea what that is, and based on the subject matter, sure as heck don't want to know.


The serpent and the rainbow. Great movie.

/if voodoo worked, travelers would have already paid to have the TSA hexed out of existence.
 
2014-07-16 07:10:22 PM  
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Hello there, and it's a beauuuuuutiful morning. AHAHAHAHAHAHA!
 
2014-07-16 07:52:24 PM  

JonnyBGoode: [www.filmchronicles.com image 680x362]

Hello there, and it's a beauuuuuutiful morning. AHAHAHAHAHAHA!


Would you like a UnCola nut?
 
2014-07-17 09:15:24 AM  

Fano: TSA officer quoted as saying "voodoo dick, my ass!"


That's what I assumed subby was going for, too.

To which I say, bravo.
 
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