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(Nine MSN)   Fark-ready headline: "I mortgaged my house to lengthen my penis"   ( divider line
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4341 clicks; posted to Main » on 16 Jul 2014 at 7:54 AM (3 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2014-07-16 08:32:18 AM  
7 votes:
Q: What does your mortgage have in common with your penis?

A: Low interest.
2014-07-16 08:08:06 AM  
5 votes:
Better than mortgaging your penis to lengthen your house I guess.
2014-07-16 08:22:49 AM  
3 votes:

DrunkenYodaZen: All he needs to do is become rich and buy a hummer.

Buildings can be penis substitutes, too

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Oh, wait that one's a bit flaccid

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/Dongs. Dongs everywhere.
2014-07-16 02:15:51 AM  
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2014-07-16 10:34:12 AM  
1 vote:
I guees I need a Reverse Mortgage.
2014-07-16 09:27:59 AM  
1 vote:
I guess it's better than lengthening your house by mortgaging your penis.
2014-07-16 09:06:40 AM  
1 vote:

Headso: Should have just spent a fraction of the money getting a petite Asian chick mail order bride

Just make sure to tell them to cut air holes in the box. I  didn't even get a refund.
2014-07-16 08:58:32 AM  
1 vote:

Mugato: mekki: Better than selling your soul. Isn't that right, Crowley?

shiat, I was going to make that reference but I thought it was too obscure.

Nothing is obscure on Fark. NOTHING!
2014-07-16 08:32:27 AM  
1 vote:
Better than selling your soul. Isn't that right, Crowley?

On a side note, guys, if you are on the small side, learn to the fine art of cunnilingus. Becomes a master at it. Do the same with your hands. As women, we just want to orgasm. We really don't care how make us climax as long as you do it. And, if you just rely only on your penis for sex, it's a pretty good guess you are a lousy lay. Here's a fact, the vast majority of women don't climax by penis penetration alone. If your woman does, you're either very lucky or she's faking. Good chance, she's faking.
2014-07-16 08:29:16 AM  
1 vote:
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2014-07-16 08:26:48 AM  
1 vote:
The headline seems a good metaphor for the U.S. of A. of the last 20 years or so.
2014-07-16 08:16:39 AM  
1 vote:
What's his Fark handle?
2014-07-16 08:08:04 AM  
1 vote:
2014-07-16 07:56:39 AM  
1 vote:
All he needs to do is become rich and buy a hummer.
2014-07-16 02:23:38 AM  
1 vote:
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