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(Nine MSN)   Fark-ready headline: "I mortgaged my house to lengthen my penis"   ( divider line
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4340 clicks; posted to Main » on 16 Jul 2014 at 7:54 AM (3 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2014-07-16 08:32:27 AM  
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Better than selling your soul. Isn't that right, Crowley?

On a side note, guys, if you are on the small side, learn to the fine art of cunnilingus. Becomes a master at it. Do the same with your hands. As women, we just want to orgasm. We really don't care how make us climax as long as you do it. And, if you just rely only on your penis for sex, it's a pretty good guess you are a lousy lay. Here's a fact, the vast majority of women don't climax by penis penetration alone. If your woman does, you're either very lucky or she's faking. Good chance, she's faking.
2014-07-16 08:26:48 AM  
2 votes:
The headline seems a good metaphor for the U.S. of A. of the last 20 years or so.
2014-07-16 08:17:44 AM  
1 vote:
I'd bet $20 there's an internet porn fetish that would fund his surgery.
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