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(Nine MSN)   Fark-ready headline: "I mortgaged my house to lengthen my penis"   ( divider line
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4341 clicks; posted to Main » on 16 Jul 2014 at 7:54 AM (3 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2014-07-16 10:34:12 AM  
I guees I need a Reverse Mortgage.
2014-07-16 10:38:50 AM  
Is this Subette's ex husband from the previous small penis thread?
2014-07-16 10:42:28 AM  

joshik72: Q: What does your mortgage have in common with your penis?

A: Low interest.

Today's winner, ladies and germs
2014-07-16 10:53:12 AM  
Mortgaged the house, kept the BMW.
2014-07-16 11:06:25 AM  
Considering I took a big loss when I sold my house, I wish that I would have undertaken such a procedure.
2014-07-16 11:20:45 AM  
Maybe he's missing the point.  Maybe he his body is telling him he should have been a woman and he should be transitioning that way instead of looking for a bigger penis.
2014-07-16 11:24:31 AM  
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2014-07-16 11:47:12 AM  

mekki: Better than selling your soul. Isn't that right, Crowley?

On a side note, guys, if you are on the small side, learn to the fine art of cunnilingus. Becomes a master at it. Do the same with your hands. As women, we just want to orgasm. We really don't care how make us climax as long as you do it. And, if you just rely only on your penis for sex, it's a pretty good guess you are a lousy lay. Here's a fact, the vast majority of women don't climax by penis penetration alone. If your woman does, you're either very lucky or she's faking. Good chance, she's faking.

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2014-07-16 11:49:12 AM  

JackieRabbit: Living with micro-penis must be tough.

Yeah, Barbara Bush has always looked run down and depressed.
2014-07-16 11:54:16 AM  
I housed my penis (in your mom) to mortgage my soul.
2014-07-16 11:59:08 AM  
I'd like to have heard his discussion with the bank when he went for that loan.
2014-07-16 12:53:52 PM  
"Hang in there," he said.

Words to live by.
2014-07-16 01:05:03 PM  

Piizzadude: Is this Subette's ex husband from the previous small penis thread?

It's this guy. And just look how happy he looks. He has to keep his hand over it, to guard it from the angry stares of other men. That other fellow there is about to go home and kill himself from jealousy.

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2014-07-16 01:24:56 PM  
I put army men around mine.
2014-07-16 01:43:11 PM  
I guees I need a Reverse Mortgage.

good one
2014-07-16 02:06:04 PM  
I penised my house to lengthen my mortgage
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