enderthexenocide: i might be a pathetic loser and utter failure who is doomed to never get laid, but at least my wiener is a pretty good size. i'm happy with it.
USCLaw2010: What the hell is "box gap?"
DrunkenYodaZen: All he needs to do is become rich and buy a hummer.
Jaden Smith First of His Name: USCLaw2010: What the hell is "box gap?"Seconded. I'm thinking thigh gap but I'm not sure.
GoodyearPimp: OZ Farkers - "shonk"?
vudukungfu: Been under the knife a couple of times and it's still too short?
mekki: Better than selling your soul. Isn't that right, Crowley?
Mugato: mekki: Better than selling your soul. Isn't that right, Crowley?shiat, I was going to make that reference but I thought it was too obscure.
Headso: Should have just spent a fraction of the money getting a petite Asian chick mail order bride
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