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(The Register)   Got a security hole? Don't call Mcafee, call Google zero   (theregister.co.uk) divider line 20
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2014-07-16 02:05:40 PM  
media.tumblr.com
 
2014-07-16 02:43:54 PM  
The barges are where they design the security holes.
 
2014-07-16 02:48:11 PM  
People actually call McAfee?
 
2014-07-16 02:48:42 PM  
McAfee is the sort of guy who strikes me as saying "this is just crazy enough to work!" several times a day, sometimes during snorting coke off a barely legal ass.
 
2014-07-16 02:55:37 PM  
Don't call them, either.  They're not an incident response team waiting to be batphoned, they're bug hunters.
 
2014-07-16 03:00:04 PM  
Read this article on a Windows XP laptop w/ IE 6.0... Got a virus from a Banner Ad!
 
2014-07-16 03:11:13 PM  
Someone should call project Zero and tell them about the backdoor Google provides for NSA.

/for the lulz
 
2014-07-16 03:11:39 PM  
He who is tired of Weird Al is tired of life.
 
2014-07-16 03:12:47 PM  
Whoops, wrong thread!

/*sneaks through side door*
 
2014-07-16 03:50:38 PM  

steppenwolf: Whoops, wrong thread!

/*sneaks through side door*


Everyone has done it... :)
 
2014-07-16 04:20:58 PM  

Valiente: McAfee is the sort of guy who strikes me as saying "this is just crazy enough to work!" several times a day, sometimes during snorting coke off a barely legal ass.


I envy him.
 
2014-07-16 04:33:59 PM  

Shazam999: Valiente: McAfee is the sort of guy who strikes me as saying "this is just crazy enough to work!" several times a day, sometimes during snorting coke off a barely legal ass.

I envy him.


/|\ This...

I need me some sweet Colombian ladies who love their Sugar Daddy... and like it when I do naughty things to their bums... oops, is my Mom calling for me from the Kitchen... Yeah, Mom, I'll take out the trash real soon; just as soon as I finish off these damm Nazi's...
 
2014-07-16 05:14:08 PM  
i.annihil.us
 
2014-07-16 06:59:24 PM  
m1.behance.net
 
2014-07-16 07:51:18 PM  
If you have a security hole, it is probably called McAfee.
 
2014-07-16 07:57:40 PM  

styckx: steppenwolf: Whoops, wrong thread!

/*sneaks through side door*

Everyone has done it... :)


That's what she said.
 
2014-07-16 08:16:02 PM  
Chris Evans, a "researcher herder" at Google, outlines the group's lofty aim to secure the wider internet in this blog post:

   You should be able to use the web without fear that a criminal actor is exploiting your browsing habits.



Not really a quote. I added the last bit. Fark you g0ogIe, I'd rather deal with the Enesai
 
2014-07-16 09:30:10 PM  
Probably there to catch bad banner ads. If people are blocking their ads for fear of 0day viruses, it pays Google to be able to head that off at the pass before the viruses get to users, to unincentivize such blocking.
 
2014-07-16 10:14:30 PM  
www.qaelibrary.org
 
2014-07-16 11:40:47 PM  
www.wallsave.com
 
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