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(Wimp)   Will you hug me? Because its a big scary preschool out there   (wimp.com) divider line 21
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3117 clicks; posted to Video » on 16 Jul 2014 at 4:22 PM (50 weeks ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2014-07-16 03:27:50 PM  
I think you gave me diabeetus.
 
2014-07-16 04:29:58 PM  
poor boy is destined to be one of those guys that women want as friends but will never sleep with.
 
2014-07-16 04:34:16 PM  

p0nk: poor boy is destined to be one of those guys that women want as friends but will never sleep with.


I dunno, that kid was cold as ice. She was all over him, and he was like "It's cool, baby. Mom will be here at 4. Just chill here, whilst I play with my truck."
 
2014-07-16 04:47:51 PM  
Gah.

The little girl wants a hug for reassurance but the boy goes all puffed up macho declaring he will protect her (from what?) rather than seem a sissy for giving a girl a hug.
 
2014-07-16 04:48:20 PM  

thesloppy: p0nk: poor boy is destined to be one of those guys that women want as friends but will never sleep with.

I dunno, that kid was cold as ice. She was all over him, and he was like "It's cool, baby. Mom will be here at 4. Just chill here, whilst I play with my truck."


Plus there was that other girl who walked through the frame.
 
2014-07-16 04:52:09 PM  
Oddly this same conversation works in prison.
 
2014-07-16 04:57:32 PM  
Typical woman... me, me, me... wah, wah, wah...
I bet she already has a tramp stamp...
 
2014-07-16 05:36:08 PM  
So, I can assume this will be the next greenlight?
http://www.wimp.com/woodcut/
 
2014-07-16 05:52:30 PM  
But, will mommy come at 4 o'clock?

FOR FARK SAKE! YES!!! SHE'LL COME BACK! Now let me play with my damn truck woman!
 
2014-07-16 05:53:16 PM  

ABQGOD: So, I can assume this will be the next greenlight?
http://www.wimp.com/woodcut/


I really like the music on this video.
 
2014-07-16 06:48:48 PM  

bdub77: Oddly this same conversation works in prison.


Only if you also have some smokes and a few cups of pruno...

/not that I'd know
 
2014-07-16 07:46:21 PM  

HairBolus: Gah.

The little girl wants a hug for reassurance but the boy goes all puffed up macho declaring he will protect her (from what?) rather than seem a sissy for giving a girl a hug.


In the subtitles he said he couldn't because they where the same size. Hug also means carry in Japanese.
 
2014-07-16 07:47:43 PM  
As much as I admire the admirable gentleman, I fear this will be his inevitable destiny

img.fark.net
 
2014-07-16 07:57:19 PM  
This thread is creepy. Sounds like some of you started wearing your fedoras in pre-school.
 
2014-07-16 07:59:47 PM  
The kid is confident and not shy at all. No way he will get friend zoned. He had the "I don't give a fark" attitude girls gravitate towards. Y'all obviously went the other way in school.
 
2014-07-16 08:13:40 PM  
Now imagine replacing that kid with Krieger.

Honestly I don't know what's wrong with me.
 
2014-07-16 11:20:22 PM  

nightronin: thesloppy: p0nk: poor boy is destined to be one of those guys that women want as friends but will never sleep with.

I dunno, that kid was cold as ice. She was all over him, and he was like "It's cool, baby. Mom will be here at 4. Just chill here, whilst I play with my truck."

Plus there was that other girl who walked through the frame.


Yeah I like how the stereotypes start young.

She's got a sammich.

He's got a truck, and tells the other biatch to stop interrupting him.
 
2014-07-17 11:16:14 AM  

HairBolus: Gah.

The little girl wants a hug for reassurance but the boy goes all puffed up macho declaring he will protect her (from what?) rather than seem a sissy for giving a girl a hug.


the subtitles said very clearly that in Chinaman talk, "hug" and "carry" are the same word.  He was protesting that he wasn't big enough to carry her.
 
2014-07-17 11:48:34 AM  
And so began 1/3 of all Animes ever.
 
2014-07-17 01:00:54 PM  
So the girl wants him to put his arms around her, and he misses his cue completely? Story of my life.
 
2014-07-17 01:08:30 PM  
FAKE. I counted two girls in that vid. Dont Chinese families kill them at birth if they arent male?
 
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