If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.

(KTUU Alaska)   ♪ ♫ But the bear came back the very next day. Yes, the bear came back. They thought he was goner. But the bear came back. He just wouldn't stay away. ♪ ♫   (ktuu.com) divider line 31
    More: Scary  
•       •       •

2748 clicks; posted to Main » on 16 Jul 2014 at 7:59 AM (6 weeks ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



31 Comments   (+0 »)
   
View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest
 
2014-07-16 01:21:14 AM
Oh screw you subby.  Now I'll have that song in my head all night.
 
2014-07-16 04:43:18 AM
img.fark.net

shiat yes he come back!
 
2014-07-16 08:04:40 AM
Fred?
 
2014-07-16 08:08:00 AM
"You're not here for the hunting, are you?"
 
2014-07-16 08:08:04 AM
"Landess told the Clarion in an email that the bear was pounding on the outside walls of his home."

I can't tell you how many times this has happened at my San Francisco house after last call for the bars.
 
2014-07-16 08:13:44 AM

dookdookdook: Oh screw you subby.  Now I'll have that song in my head all night.


This! Damn it to hell!
 
2014-07-16 08:20:54 AM
img.fark.net
 
2014-07-16 08:21:00 AM

dookdookdook: Oh screw you subby.  Now I'll have that song in my head all night.


What's the song?
 
2014-07-16 08:21:19 AM
See, I like having this song in my head.  It makes me seem less crazy to those around me.  :D
 
2014-07-16 08:28:52 AM
And the cats in the cradle and the silver spoon,
Little boy blue and the man on the moon,
 
2014-07-16 08:29:02 AM

Skail: See, I like having this song in my head.  It makes me seem less crazy to those around me.  :D


This. Great song.
 
2014-07-16 08:29:47 AM

John Buck 41: dookdookdook: Oh screw you subby.  Now I'll have that song in my head all night.

What's the song?


You have been warned.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bETCusT5kNM
 
2014-07-16 08:33:22 AM

dookdookdook: John Buck 41: dookdookdook: Oh screw you subby.  Now I'll have that song in my head all night.

What's the song?

You have been warned.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bETCusT5kNM


Thanks. Never heard of it.
 
2014-07-16 08:33:44 AM
Unfortunately when the same bear comes back after attempts to scare it away, then there's few other options than killing it.  At least this guy had a house... I was working in the bush and living in a tent when I had a similar situation - it was a young bear, so we tried several things to scare it away including chasing it up a tree and then cutting down the tree plunging the bear into the lake.  But it still came back and trashed our camp, so we had to shoot it, weight it down, and dump it into the lake.
 
2014-07-16 08:37:55 AM

John Buck 41: dookdookdook: Oh screw you subby.  Now I'll have that song in my head all night.

What's the song?



Brett Comes Back


/the bear just wanted one last dance
 
2014-07-16 08:39:07 AM
Rugbyjock?
 
2014-07-16 08:54:03 AM

offacue: Rugbyjock?


Like he'd need to beat on someone's wall. That guy was swimmin' in trim.

...metaphorically speaking.
 
2014-07-16 08:57:55 AM
"They thought he was A goner", subs...
 
2014-07-16 09:00:15 AM
I'd like to share this earworm,,,,

Oh boy do I love bears
you can bet your life that I do.
There ain't nothing anywhere like a big black bear,
As long as he is a mile away from you.

 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KCBxNfCy2_I
 
2014-07-16 09:02:17 AM

sniderman: [img.fark.net image 543x410]


Best NFB film ever!
 
2014-07-16 09:09:22 AM
img.gawkerassets.com
 
2014-07-16 09:33:11 AM
a different version of the cat came back
 
2014-07-16 10:01:21 AM
I must be the one of the only people here who has all six Wally Pleasant albums.
 
2014-07-16 10:46:38 AM
 
2014-07-16 11:57:37 AM
So as I'm going to check my bushcam, the deer trail I'm walking on is so well used it looks like a horse trail. I'm looking down at all the deer poop, tracks, smashed ant hils etc. I come across a week old bear poop and think, "I better not run across him." So I'm looking down at the ground at all the deer sign.
Out of the corner of my eye I see this guy: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MoKhFWrYd94
Except he's a winter older/bigger and standing on his hind legs. You can see in the video from the arc of the bushline how big the circular little field would be. My bushcam is in its centre and the bear was standing on it's edge.
He's standing up looking at me then he runs away about 20 feet into the bush, hides behind a tree, and then turns around and looks at me. After half a minute, he starts running around the edge of the field making a grunting noise, "Uh, uh, uh."
So I start going "Uh, uh, uh," while at the same time thinking, "This is dumb."
He stops dead in his tracks on hearing my "Uh, uh, uh."
And then he starts running AT ME! I clap my hands three times. He stops and stands.
Then he starts running AT ME again. I yell, "ho, Ho, HO!" at him and throw up my hands, which freaks him out and he takes off running in the other direction.
When I tell daughter the story she says, "Dad, maybe you going Ho, Ho, Ho made him think you were Santa Claus."
I told her that I meant, "Ho, Ho, Ho-ly crap!" not "Ho, Ho, Ho! Merry Christmas!"
 
2014-07-16 11:58:22 AM
Obscure-ish folk band from Texas called 'Trout Fishing In America" had the best version on their album "Big Trouble".

YouTube it up.
 
2014-07-16 12:07:35 PM

Ursa Minor: So as I'm going to check my bushcam, the deer trail I'm walking on is so well used it looks like a horse trail. I'm looking down at all the deer poop, tracks, smashed ant hils etc. I come across a week old bear poop and think, "I better not run across him." So I'm looking down at the ground at all the deer sign.
Out of the corner of my eye I see this guy: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MoKhFWrYd94
Except he's a winter older/bigger and standing on his hind legs. You can see in the video from the arc of the bushline how big the circular little field would be. My bushcam is in its centre and the bear was standing on it's edge.
He's standing up looking at me then he runs away about 20 feet into the bush, hides behind a tree, and then turns around and looks at me. After half a minute, he starts running around the edge of the field making a grunting noise, "Uh, uh, uh."
So I start going "Uh, uh, uh," while at the same time thinking, "This is dumb."
He stops dead in his tracks on hearing my "Uh, uh, uh."
And then he starts running AT ME! I clap my hands three times. He stops and stands.
Then he starts running AT ME again. I yell, "ho, Ho, HO!" at him and throw up my hands, which freaks him out and he takes off running in the other direction.
When I tell daughter the story she says, "Dad, maybe you going Ho, Ho, Ho made him think you were Santa Claus."
I told her that I meant, "Ho, Ho, Ho-ly crap!" not "Ho, Ho, Ho! Merry Christmas!"


Your handle makes this story particularly amusing...
 
2014-07-16 12:41:19 PM

Loaf's Tray: Ursa Minor: So as I'm going to check my bushcam, the deer trail I'm walking on is so well used it looks like a horse trail. I'm looking down at all the deer poop, tracks, smashed ant hils etc. I come across a week old bear poop and think, "I better not run across him." So I'm looking down at the ground at all the deer sign.
Out of the corner of my eye I see this guy: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MoKhFWrYd94
Except he's a winter older/bigger and standing on his hind legs. You can see in the video from the arc of the bushline how big the circular little field would be. My bushcam is in its centre and the bear was standing on it's edge.
He's standing up looking at me then he runs away about 20 feet into the bush, hides behind a tree, and then turns around and looks at me. After half a minute, he starts running around the edge of the field making a grunting noise, "Uh, uh, uh."
So I start going "Uh, uh, uh," while at the same time thinking, "This is dumb."
He stops dead in his tracks on hearing my "Uh, uh, uh."
And then he starts running AT ME! I clap my hands three times. He stops and stands.
Then he starts running AT ME again. I yell, "ho, Ho, HO!" at him and throw up my hands, which freaks him out and he takes off running in the other direction.
When I tell daughter the story she says, "Dad, maybe you going Ho, Ho, Ho made him think you were Santa Claus."
I told her that I meant, "Ho, Ho, Ho-ly crap!" not "Ho, Ho, Ho! Merry Christmas!"

Your handle makes this story particularly amusing...


Lol! I suppose it does. It's one of the reasons I talk to bears.
I'm Cree and we consider ourselves their brothers.
Be well!
 
2014-07-16 02:53:56 PM

Ursa Minor: I'm Cree


I like your light bulbs.
 
2014-07-16 03:27:43 PM
 
2014-07-16 05:21:07 PM

HotWingsFromRats: I like this one best


I actually just looked that one up after seeing the headline.
 
Displayed 31 of 31 comments

View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest


This thread is closed to new comments.

Continue Farking
Submit a Link »






Report