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(USA Today)   Casey Kasem may have reached for the stars, but his body is still stinking up the joint   (usatoday.com) divider line 27
    More: Sad, Casey Kasem, Kerri Kasem, Jean Kasem, Danny Deraney  
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2014-07-16 08:40:56 AM  

mentalfloss.com


RIP Nick Tortelli

 
2014-07-16 09:56:12 AM  
It's ponderous man, ponderous, farking ponderous.
 
2014-07-16 11:19:52 AM  
 the celebrity's second wife...has the rights to his body but has not yet arranged for him to be buried.

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2014-07-16 12:03:35 PM  
Delilah should act as a mediator.

/Deliiiiiiilah
 
2014-07-16 12:07:56 PM  
Could we please get the Top 40 man in the Lower 40 already?
Sheesh that woman is evil.
 
2014-07-16 12:14:09 PM  
I was submitting this with the headline "Casey Kasem's feet still aren't on the ground".
 
2014-07-16 12:14:39 PM  
WTF?
 
2014-07-16 12:21:54 PM  
Took forever to get James Brown in the ground also. Family squabbles are so much fun.
 
2014-07-16 12:37:13 PM  
Dead as a dog.
 
2014-07-16 12:44:44 PM  
It's cold as as ice.

She's willing to sacrifice a love...
 
2014-07-16 12:45:32 PM  
www.newsmax.com

He hasn't been this hard in years, and you want me to bury him? I don't think so.
 
2014-07-16 12:49:36 PM  

Bith Set Me Up: I was submitting this with the headline "Casey Kasem's feet still aren't on in the ground".


FTFY
 
2014-07-16 12:51:16 PM  
Casey Kasem isn't buried yet?  Of corpse not!
 
2014-07-16 12:56:37 PM  
A spokesman for Casey Kasem's daughter

Is she that important that she needs a spokesman?
 
2014-07-16 01:04:14 PM  
Popsicles, icicles....
 
2014-07-16 01:07:19 PM  
How long does the funeral home have to store the body until they can legally dispose of it via cremation or burial?
 
2014-07-16 01:13:38 PM  

AllYourFarkAreBelongToMe: How long does the funeral home have to store the body until they can legally dispose of it via cremation or burial?


I think they have the same rules that Dry Cleaners have, whereas, after 30 days, unclaimed items are considered abandoned and the proprietors are permitted to sell them to help defray any costs they have incurred.
 
2014-07-16 02:07:34 PM  
Well, I hope they don't come out of an uptempo goddamn number when they finally announce a burial location.

/"This guy has been dead for a month and who gives a shiat!"
 
2014-07-16 02:19:46 PM  

puckrock2000: Well, I hope they don't come out of an uptempo goddamn number when they finally announce a burial location.

/"This guy has been dead for a month and who gives a shiat!"


It's impossible to make those transitions, man.
 
2014-07-16 02:35:21 PM  

Brick-House: AllYourFarkAreBelongToMe: How long does the funeral home have to store the body until they can legally dispose of it via cremation or burial?

I think they have the same rules that Dry Cleaners have, whereas, after 30 days, unclaimed items are considered abandoned and the proprietors are permitted to sell them to help defray any costs they have incurred.


Most county morgues actually do have that 30 day rule; if your body isn't claimed you're buried in a pauper"s grave.

I'm sure a storage fee is being paid to the funeral home, it would be interesting to know those rates.
 
2014-07-16 02:51:00 PM  
The wife probably already buried him and didn't let the children know about it. The wife seems off her rocker and has been feuding with the kids fo a while now.
 
2014-07-16 02:51:32 PM  

lindalouwho: Brick-House: AllYourFarkAreBelongToMe: How long does the funeral home have to store the body until they can legally dispose of it via cremation or burial?

I think they have the same rules that Dry Cleaners have, whereas, after 30 days, unclaimed items are considered abandoned and the proprietors are permitted to sell them to help defray any costs they have incurred.

Most county morgues actually do have that 30 day rule; if your body isn't claimed you're buried in a pauper"s grave.

I'm sure a storage fee is being paid to the funeral home, it would be interesting to know those rates.


I liked my version better where they got to sell the corpse. You know, the real good Body Shops are always looking for vintage used parts.
 
2014-07-16 03:24:49 PM  

Schmerd1948: Dead as a dog.


A dog named Snuggles. Diddly-shiat. Snuggles. These guys are from England and who gives a shiat?
 
2014-07-16 03:39:22 PM  

lindalouwho: Brick-House: AllYourFarkAreBelongToMe: How long does the funeral home have to store the body until they can legally dispose of it via cremation or burial?

I think they have the same rules that Dry Cleaners have, whereas, after 30 days, unclaimed items are considered abandoned and the proprietors are permitted to sell them to help defray any costs they have incurred.

Most county morgues actually do have that 30 day rule; if your body isn't claimed you're buried in a pauper"s grave.

I'm sure a storage fee is being paid to the funeral home, it would be interesting to know those rates.


I lost a real nice linen bedspread that way.
/at the dry cleaners.
 
2014-07-16 04:52:39 PM  
Considering the sad madness that led up to Casey Kasem's death, this sad madness surrounding his burial is not at all surprising.
 
2014-07-16 06:34:36 PM  

boyvoyeur: A spokesman for Casey Kasem's daughter

Is she that important that she needs a spokesman?


Scientologist.
 
2014-07-17 12:25:52 AM  
At this point, turn the corpse over to Rick Dees.  I started to suggest Ryan Seacrest but he'd desecrate it as badly as he's desecrated AT40.

/seriously, can't listen to Radio E!, um I mean AT40 with Seacrest at the helm
//thankfully iHeart Radio solved that problem
 
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