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(Chron)   Serial pooper could be back for round number 2   (chron.com) divider line 29
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2014-07-15 07:29:23 PM  
Something smells about this case.  Watch your step.
 
2014-07-15 09:37:14 PM  

Equilibrist: Something smells about this case.  Watch your step.


This whole thing has been rather corny ...
 
2014-07-15 10:21:04 PM  
Well, at least he's using toilet paper and not moist towelettes.
 
2014-07-16 12:58:51 AM  
Hey, free fertilizer!
 
2014-07-16 01:01:05 AM  
The heights is kind of crappy anyway.
 
2014-07-16 01:01:13 AM  
2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-07-16 01:02:19 AM  
h3xresearch.files.wordpress.com

/oblig
 
2014-07-16 01:03:43 AM  
What's brown and sounds like a bell?
 
2014-07-16 01:06:29 AM  
The serial pooper needs to be taken out by a serial crusher.

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2014-07-16 01:13:48 AM  

img.fark.net



Cereal Pooper?

 
2014-07-16 01:18:53 AM  
"Thanks, officer, but next time, that's not what I meant by 'have the log on my desk ASAP'".
 
2014-07-16 01:23:44 AM  
I was hoping the article was announcing a sequel to Flight of the Intruder.  Sigh.
 
2014-07-16 02:01:38 AM  
Sounds like some serious shiat.
 
2014-07-16 02:03:20 AM  

Fart_Machine: What's brown and sounds like a bell?


Lunch bag of Notre Dame?
 
2014-07-16 02:04:10 AM  

pushcart: Fart_Machine: What's brown and sounds like a bell?

Lunch bag of Notre Dame?


Quasidoodoo.
 
2014-07-16 04:15:58 AM  
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Totally have a clue...
 
2014-07-16 04:45:25 AM  
I passed a stool earlier today, with the odors and sounds being so heinous and unholy, I should have been executed for crimes against humanity. So I'm getting a kick.
 
2014-07-16 07:22:37 AM  
Did you do it at work because I might have been in the stall next to you.   Somebody had a jailbreak in there that must have pebble dashed all over the flush handle and back wall before the main ordinance hit the bowl.   The resulting odor was so offensive I had to quickly evacuate and continue my mission in the toilet down the hall.
 
2014-07-16 07:25:49 AM  
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It's poop again!
 
hej
2014-07-16 08:19:58 AM  
I wonder how the residents of Houston feel knowing they've got a police force that thinks dogs should have more rights than people.
 
2014-07-16 09:04:45 AM  
Are they sure it isn't a TX Ranger, who blew his top after years of ignoring how everybody treats him and raising three boys alone, even when it's obvious that the boys are from his ex-wife cheating on him before she disappeared?

/they better find him before he gets his thumb shot off, while fighting with his new gf's, criminal ex-boyfriend.
 
2014-07-16 09:07:30 AM  
I just took a crap so big it's giving me post partum depression, so I'm really getting a kick...
 
2014-07-16 10:14:15 AM  
Some men aren't looking for anything logical, like money. They can't be bought, bullied, reasoned or negotiated with. Some men just want to poop on the world.
 
2014-07-16 11:14:43 AM  
FTA

"Charges were not brought on the grounds the man had serious mental health issues. "

Gee ya think?
 
2014-07-16 11:16:08 AM  
If it wasn't for the poopers who would build shiat creek?
 
2014-07-16 11:38:37 AM  

gshepnyc: Some men aren't looking for anything logical, like money. They can't be bought, bullied, reasoned or negotiated with. Some men just want to poop on the world.


At least it's a philosophy.

sixtoedpete.com
 
2014-07-16 12:10:53 PM  
"Chopper - sic balls!"
 
2014-07-16 02:36:06 PM  
What if it's a copy-cat-crapper?
 
2014-07-16 11:38:47 PM  
It was brown and it had raisens, so we flushed it for these reasons, this is the poop song!
 
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