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(Jalopnik)   To conservatives setting your trucks up to Roll Coal all over those snooty liberal Priuses-- The EPA says that's illegal. Soooo, THANKS OBAMA   (truckyeah.jalopnik.com) divider line 553
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2014-07-15 03:23:37 PM  
What kind of special asshole do you have to be to "Roll Coal"

What kind of farked up life and childhood must you have had to get you to that point in your life.


Jesus farking christ. Some people.
 
2014-07-15 03:39:14 PM  

Heliovdrake: What kind of special asshole do you have to be to "Roll Coal"

What kind of farked up life and childhood must you have had to get you to that point in your life.


Jesus farking christ. Some people.


EAT COAL LIBTARD

i.cbc.ca
 
2014-07-15 03:40:47 PM  

FARK YEAH SMELL THE FREEDOM

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2014-07-15 03:44:01 PM  
I don't know anything about this, but from what I've pieced together, some people want to convert their huge pickup trucks to burn coal, so that it pollutes more and looks cool?

Is that about right?

For the love of God, tell me that isn't right.
 
2014-07-15 03:48:32 PM  
Geez... their penises must be microscopic.
 
2014-07-15 03:51:58 PM  
This is big where I live, and I get rolled by these assholes once in a while. It's time to fight back.
img.fark.net
 
2014-07-15 03:52:56 PM  

Rev.K: I don't know anything about this, but from what I've pieced together, some people want to convert their huge pickup trucks to burn coal, so that it pollutes more and looks cool?

Is that about right?

For the love of God, tell me that isn't right.


Its not actually coal... its diesel, and its an after market mod that burns a bunch of diesel really poorly to produce the extra smoke on demand.
 
2014-07-15 03:56:06 PM  
Ya think any of these inbred farktards care what the EPA says is legal or not?
 
2014-07-15 03:57:35 PM  

Heliovdrake: Its not actually coal... its diesel, and its an after market mod that burns a bunch of diesel really poorly to produce the extra smoke on demand.


That's....idiotic.
 
2014-07-15 04:03:25 PM  

vudutek: Ya think any of these inbred farktards care what the EPA says is legal or not?


THE EPA CAN SUCK ON THIS

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2014-07-15 04:13:17 PM  
LOL

green
 
2014-07-15 04:17:49 PM  
I didn't see them protesting when "W" outlawed high sulphur diesel, and that hit them right in their wallets.

Which means they are complete morans.
 
2014-07-15 04:19:32 PM  

make me some tea: vudutek: Ya think any of these inbred farktards care what the EPA says is legal or not?
THE EPA CAN SUCK ON THIS


Diesel smoke particulate is highly carcinogenic, so there's that.
 
2014-07-15 04:21:03 PM  

Marcus Aurelius: I didn't see them protesting when "W" outlawed high sulphur diesel, and that hit them right in their wallets.

Which means they are complete morans.


who also have very small genitals, since they have such a ire need to lift their trucks higher than Mt. Everest, hang plastic balls from the trailer hitch, and cover the rear window in camo-colored deer outlines and Fox racing stickers.
 
2014-07-15 04:22:00 PM  

vudutek: Ya think any of these inbred farktards care what the EPA says is legal or not?


they don't, of course.  But if they were smart, local police could make a killing on illegal exhaust mod tickets, coupled with immediate impound of said trucks.
 
2014-07-15 04:23:27 PM  

ecmoRandomNumbers: This is big where I live, and I get rolled by these assholes once in a while. It's time to fight back.
[img.fark.net image 800x800]


I hate to cheer vanalism, but for these goons, I'd say *oops, saw nothing here folks!*
 
2014-07-15 04:24:54 PM  
i970.photobucket.com
 
2014-07-15 04:31:45 PM  
If someone was bored and saw the idiocy of rolling coal they could fill out a report and see if anything is done. http://www2.epa.gov/enforcement/report-environmental-violations  It could be a decent sized fine for intentional actions to pollute, hope for a few hundred thousand worth of fine and a Clive Bundy type of response (meaning having no defense legal, moral or ethical but screaming and pointing of guns because of war jesus or something)
 . Big trucks mileage already sucks why anyone would want lower MPG is beyond me.
 
2014-07-15 04:33:19 PM  

eurotrader: Big trucks mileage already sucks why anyone would want lower MPG is beyond me.


To stick it to us stupid libs, duh.
 
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2014-07-15 04:36:30 PM  

Marcus Aurelius: I didn't see them protesting when "W" outlawed high sulphur diesel, and that hit them right in their wallets.

Which means they are complete morans.


That's because most of those rocket surgeons were in county lockup on drug charges then.
 
2014-07-15 04:37:26 PM  
I have a hate-on for these shiat-for-brains asswipes. I see this rolling coal bullshiat and experience rage, especially when I'm just riding my bike and one of these infantile morons decides to make a cloud of sick-smelling poison so thick I cannot see through it.

I'm beginning to think that actually fighting back is becoming the only answer. Just have to stay on this side of the law. Technically, they're breaking the law.
 
2014-07-15 04:40:54 PM  
The conservative base, Ladies and Gentlemen

/and they couldn't get any more base if they tried
//these are the people vote for the Gohmerts and Bachmanns
///you know... morons
 
2014-07-15 04:41:15 PM  
Rednecks. Yeesh.
 
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2014-07-15 04:43:04 PM  

eurotrader: Big trucks mileage already sucks why anyone would want lower MPG is beyond me


These are not smart people.  These are ignorant, small-minded bigots who think something like rubber testicles hanging from a trailer hitch is the height of amusement.
 
2014-07-15 04:46:39 PM  
oyster.ignimgs.com

People do it to get the frog lure, to catch the Hylian Loach without the illegal sinking lure.

/What?
 
2014-07-15 04:46:48 PM  

Heliovdrake: What kind of special asshole do you have to be to "Roll Coal"

What kind of farked up life and childhood must you have had to get you to that point in your life.

Jesus farking christ. Some people.


I used to be a young asshole like this. Now I'm an old asshole. BAZINGA! Okay, now that we got THAT out of the way...

Basically, the mindset is that their lives are devoid of any real meaning and their future isn't looking very good. So who gives a fark about the environment, or pretty much anything at all? People that care about stuff are probably feeling like they have something to look forward to. So...FARK THEM. THEIR FUTURE SHOULD BE AS BLEAK AS MINE.

They're nihilists, Donnie.
 
2014-07-15 04:48:19 PM  

dr_blasto: I have a hate-on for these shiat-for-brains asswipes. I see this rolling coal bullshiat and experience rage, especially when I'm just riding my bike and one of these infantile morons decides to make a cloud of sick-smelling poison so thick I cannot see through it.

I'm beginning to think that actually fighting back is becoming the only answer. Just have to stay on this side of the law. Technically, they're breaking the law.


Technically, they're trying to asphyxiate you.  That's attempted homicide.  Which means you should be able to legally shoot them.
 
2014-07-15 04:50:17 PM  

Marcus Aurelius: dr_blasto: I have a hate-on for these shiat-for-brains asswipes. I see this rolling coal bullshiat and experience rage, especially when I'm just riding my bike and one of these infantile morons decides to make a cloud of sick-smelling poison so thick I cannot see through it.

I'm beginning to think that actually fighting back is becoming the only answer. Just have to stay on this side of the law. Technically, they're breaking the law.

Technically, they're trying to asphyxiate you.  That's attempted homicide.  Which means you should be able to legally shoot them.


Hmm... now this could turn into an interesting stand-your-ground case
 
2014-07-15 04:54:50 PM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Marcus Aurelius: dr_blasto: I have a hate-on for these shiat-for-brains asswipes. I see this rolling coal bullshiat and experience rage, especially when I'm just riding my bike and one of these infantile morons decides to make a cloud of sick-smelling poison so thick I cannot see through it.

I'm beginning to think that actually fighting back is becoming the only answer. Just have to stay on this side of the law. Technically, they're breaking the law.

Technically, they're trying to asphyxiate you.  That's attempted homicide.  Which means you should be able to legally shoot them.

Hmm... now this could turn into an interesting stand-your-ground case


Pfft. Like Prius owners are packing heat.
 
2014-07-15 04:58:35 PM  

Nabb1: MaudlinMutantMollusk: Marcus Aurelius: dr_blasto: I have a hate-on for these shiat-for-brains asswipes. I see this rolling coal bullshiat and experience rage, especially when I'm just riding my bike and one of these infantile morons decides to make a cloud of sick-smelling poison so thick I cannot see through it.

I'm beginning to think that actually fighting back is becoming the only answer. Just have to stay on this side of the law. Technically, they're breaking the law.

Technically, they're trying to asphyxiate you.  That's attempted homicide.  Which means you should be able to legally shoot them.

Hmm... now this could turn into an interesting stand-your-ground case

Pfft. Like Prius owners are packing heat.


It's the bicycle riders you need to watch out for

/they're... not right
 
2014-07-15 05:02:44 PM  

Grand_Moff_Joseph: Marcus Aurelius: I didn't see them protesting when "W" outlawed high sulphur diesel, and that hit them right in their wallets.

Which means they are complete morans.

who also have very small genitals, since they have such a ire need to lift their trucks higher than Mt. Everest, hang plastic balls from the trailer hitch, and cover the rear window in camo-colored deer outlines and Fox racing stickers.


That violates Malarkey's Law!!!
 
2014-07-15 05:03:13 PM  
Fifteen years ago, I would never have imagined that deliberately hurting yourself, your family and your community could ever be seen as anything other than the behavior and mindset of children, but here we are.  They now consider it a 'good' thing to shiat where they eat because it makes smarter people wince in sympathy.
 
2014-07-15 05:03:20 PM  
Solution:

blog.beforward.jp
 
2014-07-15 05:05:49 PM  
It does force them to burn more gas, so you can always let these idiots know that the sheiks in Saudi Arabia thank them for giving them more money by wasting more gas.

Wonder how well that will go over with them?
 
2014-07-15 05:06:37 PM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Nabb1: MaudlinMutantMollusk: Marcus Aurelius: dr_blasto: I have a hate-on for these shiat-for-brains asswipes. I see this rolling coal bullshiat and experience rage, especially when I'm just riding my bike and one of these infantile morons decides to make a cloud of sick-smelling poison so thick I cannot see through it.

I'm beginning to think that actually fighting back is becoming the only answer. Just have to stay on this side of the law. Technically, they're breaking the law.

Technically, they're trying to asphyxiate you.  That's attempted homicide.  Which means you should be able to legally shoot them.

Hmm... now this could turn into an interesting stand-your-ground case

Pfft. Like Prius owners are packing heat.

It's the bicycle riders you need to watch out for

/they're... not right


We're not. Especially us mountain bikers.

Wyoming is a "constitutional carry" state too.
 
2014-07-15 05:06:43 PM  

Infernalist: Fifteen years ago, I would never have imagined that deliberately hurting yourself, your family and your community could ever be seen as anything other than the behavior and mindset of children, but here we are.  They now consider it a 'good' thing to shiat where they eat because it makes smarter people wince in sympathy.


Remember high school? These people never graduated.
 
2014-07-15 05:07:51 PM  

Infernalist: Fifteen years ago, I would never have imagined that deliberately hurting yourself, your family and your community could ever be seen as anything other than the behavior and mindset of children, but here we are.  They now consider it a 'good' thing to shiat where they eat because it makes smarter people wince in sympathy.


It is about as infantile as you can get.
 
2014-07-15 05:08:09 PM  
I've ridden in a modded GMC 3500 dually before I'd ever heard of this as a political smog fark. It had a control panel by the rear view mirror with several settings. Holy shiat it was fast when it was dialed to 11, but yeah the smoke was insane. People who do this to their trucks to intentionally cause smog and cloud up the road should be kneecapped.
 
2014-07-15 05:08:38 PM  
All those dipshiat rollers should just move to Russia and go work for the railroad.

Case in point.
 
2014-07-15 05:08:53 PM  
So GOPers love huge black things now?
 
2014-07-15 05:08:57 PM  
I got rolled on driving my Jeep. Who in the hell rolls coal on a Jeep? Maybe he was mad because I can go places his lifted truck can only dream about.
 
2014-07-15 05:09:18 PM  
Two can play at that game.

i.dailymail.co.uk

Checkmate conservatards.
 
2014-07-15 05:09:59 PM  
There's a local club of these shiatstains. They call themselves the "black cloud mulisha" and I'ave seen these stupid bastards drag their brakes to cause the engine to lug and belch out smoke.
 
2014-07-15 05:10:26 PM  
The far right has long crossed the line between everyday villainy and cartoonish supervillainy. Specifically, Captain Planet's kind of supervillainy.
 
2014-07-15 05:11:10 PM  

AurizenDarkstar: It does force them to burn more gas, so you can always let these idiots know that the sheiks in Saudi Arabia thank them for giving them more money by wasting more gas.

Wonder how well that will go over with them?


I think they'd love a fundamentalist theocracy where women are oppressed and minority groups are tortured/killed by death squads. If you could get them to convert they'd be right at home.
 
2014-07-15 05:11:13 PM  

Grand_Moff_Joseph: vudutek: Ya think any of these inbred farktards care what the EPA says is legal or not?

they don't, of course.  But if they were smart, local police could make a killing on illegal exhaust mod tickets, coupled with immediate impound of said trucks.


...of course, more often than not local police encourage this kind of shiat...then ticket the Prius for going 46 in a 45 or something...
 
2014-07-15 05:13:10 PM  

Bith Set Me Up: The far right has long crossed the line between everyday villainy and cartoonish supervillainy. Specifically, Captain Planet's kind of supervillainy.


What I wouldn't give to have Wheeler use his ring to drown these trucks in molten concrete.
 
2014-07-15 05:13:31 PM  

violentsalvation: I've ridden in a modded GMC 3500 dually before I'd ever heard of this as a political smog fark. It had a control panel by the rear view mirror with several settings. Holy shiat it was fast when it was dialed to 11, but yeah the smoke was insane. People who do this to their trucks to intentionally cause smog and cloud up the road should be kneecapped.


Its a byproduct of turbo lag. Straight stock diesels do it too.

The Diesels with the variable ECMs can unlock the engines true potential though.
400+ extra hp and torque just from a reflash of the EPROM or w/e
 
2014-07-15 05:13:49 PM  
I know I shouldn't but I can't help but find the whole rolling coal thing amusing.
 
2014-07-15 05:13:52 PM  
If these people are modding their emissions systems how are they passing emissions testing?
 
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