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(MLive.com)   Michigan woman pulls out shotgun during family dispute to "make a point," accidentally makes the point on her face   (mlive.com) divider line 97
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2014-07-15 01:07:48 PM  
You're a dipshiat, point made!
 
2014-07-15 01:15:52 PM  
I blame Biden.
 
2014-07-15 01:31:54 PM  

OregonVet: I blame Biden.


I was going to call it a Darth Cheney.
 
2014-07-15 01:36:23 PM  
And I had a chance to run, he pulled out his shotgun
Quick on the draw, I thought I'd be dead
He put the gun to my head and this is what he said
 
2014-07-15 01:47:11 PM  
I can't think of any reason a shotgun would discharge just from the butt of the stock being slammed on the ground.
 
2014-07-15 02:16:51 PM  
pulled loaded weapon
loaded weapon went off

this wasnt an accident, idiot just has terrible aim
 
2014-07-15 02:29:56 PM  
i41.tinypic.com
 
2014-07-15 02:48:59 PM  

BadReligion: I can't think of any reason a shotgun would discharge just from the butt of the stock being slammed on the ground.


If things are a bit excited, sometimes they'll just go off with just the slightest nudge, especially if they've not been used in a while.
 
2014-07-15 04:00:25 PM  
mojoimage.com
 
2014-07-15 04:30:42 PM  

netizencain: And I had a chance to run, he pulled out his shotgun
Quick on the draw, I thought I'd be dead
He put the gun to my head and this is what he said


Thanks. Now I have to rummage through my CDs.
 
2014-07-15 04:31:48 PM  
"She told police she slammed the butt end on the floor, the gun discharged, and she was shot in the face."

What'd you learn?...
 
2014-07-15 04:32:39 PM  
The dispute was over gun safety?
 
2014-07-15 04:32:48 PM  
"Homer this thing is set on whore!"
 
2014-07-15 04:32:54 PM  
I guess she got...........

cdn.brobible.com

............the butt end of the joke.
 
2014-07-15 04:33:11 PM  
If only she was armed
 
2014-07-15 04:33:25 PM  
static.tvtropes.org

Self correcting problem?
 
2014-07-15 04:33:44 PM  
And not a single fark was given that day.
 
2014-07-15 04:33:59 PM  
she pulled a Hemingway
 
2014-07-15 04:35:12 PM  
This wouldn't have happened if her face had a gun, too.

Seriously, I accept that the 2nd Amendment trumps my dislike for guns, but come on "responsible gun owners" meet me halfway.
 
2014-07-15 04:35:45 PM  
Yet another Good Citizen With A Gun!
 
2014-07-15 04:36:06 PM  
 to "make a point,"

I'm betting she was "being disrespected"
 
2014-07-15 04:36:08 PM  
What a somewhat-related stock photo might look like:

media.mlive.com
 
2014-07-15 04:37:01 PM  
Considering that all I know about shotguns is from video games and zombie movies, how is this idiot still alive, much less able to talk to police?
 
2014-07-15 04:37:33 PM  
FlightCare transported the victim to St. Mary's of Michigan in Saginaw, and she is expected to recover, police said. The complaint remains under investigation.

Swing and miss, Darwin. But very good effort!
 
2014-07-15 04:37:47 PM  

Plant Rights Activist


she pulled a Hemingway


No; she lived.
 
2014-07-15 04:37:47 PM  
I don't see why stupid people shooting themselves should mean more gun control any more than stupid people getting drunk and hurting themselves means we should go back to prohibition.
 
2014-07-15 04:38:22 PM  
She'd make a great vice president
 
2014-07-15 04:38:30 PM  
She likes big butts and she cannot lie!

Baby caught flak!
 
2014-07-15 04:39:06 PM  
That's not the right way to shoot your mouth off, woman.
 
2014-07-15 04:39:47 PM  
FTA: "she slammed the butt end on the floor, the gun discharged, and she was shot in the face"

From the Fark FAQs: "FARK is not an erotica site"
 
2014-07-15 04:40:10 PM  
So...

Hunting with Dick Cheney, the Home Game
 
2014-07-15 04:40:24 PM  

The Why Not Guy: This wouldn't have happened if her face had a gun, too.

Seriously, I accept that the 2nd Amendment trumps my dislike for guns, but come on "responsible gun owners" meet me halfway.


Police, after racing to the scene, listened to the dumbest story ever.
The police then sent the EMTs back to the station stating, "She is too dumb to live, dont waste taxpayer money on her."

The family was heard mutter, "Heh. Too stupid to live. Heh."
 
2014-07-15 04:41:17 PM  
Needs a Brazzers logo.
 
2014-07-15 04:41:34 PM  
Look at you libtards. Haven't you ever heard when George Washington personally told the King of France while declaring independence from Normandy that an armed society is a polite one?

Now this woman will be far more polite in the future, I bet. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
 
2014-07-15 04:42:00 PM  

Marcus Aurelius: OregonVet: I blame Biden.

I was going to call it a Darth Cheney.


So she'd apologize to herself, and in the middle of that give herself the old throat pinch and cut off her own airway? Niiiiice....
 
2014-07-15 04:44:27 PM  

BadReligion: I can't think of any reason a shotgun would discharge just from the butt of the stock being slammed on the ground.


Probably had her finger on the trigger when she slammed it on the ground.
 
2014-07-15 04:45:20 PM  
This is why I'm anti-gun. There are too many idiots around.
 
2014-07-15 04:45:56 PM  
If only there were a good guy with a gun who could have stopped her.
 
2014-07-15 04:46:26 PM  

Old enough to know better: Considering that all I know about shotguns is from video games and zombie movies, how is this idiot still alive, much less able to talk to police?


depends on quite a few things like the barrel choke and what it was loaded with. If it were birdshot she could have takena few pellets  with no great injusry, or she may have even just gotten some powder burns. It's not like she was looking down the barrel when it discharged.

4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-07-15 04:46:48 PM  
She shot her mouth off and now she needs to find a way to save face.
 
2014-07-15 04:46:53 PM  

jeffmw: I don't see why stupid people shooting themselves should mean more gun control any more than stupid people getting drunk and hurting themselves means we should go back to prohibition.


Because if someone gets caught driving drunk, or injures someone else while driving drunk, then they face penalties (civil and criminal), including having their license and/or vehicle taken away.  But if anyone broaches the idea of taking away someone's gun(s), for any reason short of premeditated murder (and sometimes not even that), then they wrap themselves in a flag, crank up the Lee Greenwood CD, and scream about their 2nd Amendment rights.
 
2014-07-15 04:46:55 PM  

jeffmw: I don't see why stupid people shooting themselves should mean more gun control any more than stupid people getting drunk and hurting themselves means we should go back to prohibition.


fark is full of people who fit the Dunning Kruger effect perfectly
 
2014-07-15 04:47:06 PM  

Jument


This is why I'm anti-gun. There are too many idiots around.


Perhaps you could consider just being anti-idiot.
 
2014-07-15 04:47:23 PM  

Old enough to know better: Considering that all I know about shotguns is from video games and zombie movies, how is this idiot still alive, much less able to talk to police?


Wasn't loaded with buck shot.  Prolly had small game shot in it.  could have shot her eye out tho.
 
2014-07-15 04:51:22 PM  
Respect the culture!
 
2014-07-15 04:51:49 PM  
She looked beautiful afterward...

leblow.co.uk
 
hej
2014-07-15 04:52:59 PM  
deputies found that a family dispute had taken place and the victim, a 51-year-old woman, told officers that she had taken a shotgun out to "make a point."

pbs.twimg.com
 
2014-07-15 04:53:01 PM  

Englebert Slaptyback: Jument

This is why I'm anti-gun. There are too many idiots around.


Perhaps you could consider just being anti-idiot.


That would be anti-American
 
2014-07-15 04:53:42 PM  

hugheric: "Homer this thing is set on whore!"


Godammitsomuch.

Knew I should have read through the thread first.

/I provided a pic at least
//kicks dirt
///I hate you 3rd slashie
 
2014-07-15 04:54:43 PM  

jeffmw: I don't see why stupid people shooting themselves should mean more gun control any more than stupid people getting drunk and hurting themselves means we should go back to prohibition.


This - I figured out that the guns in the hands of America's trailer trash are more of a threat to them than to me a long time ago.
i18.photobucket.com
Progressives need to stop pushing for gun control - it isn't in our interests.
 
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