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(KSL Salt Lake City)   Childhood fear validated: 78 year old woman stuck in quicksand for 14 hours   (ksl.com) divider line 33
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2014-07-15 12:40:55 PM
More like slowsand.
 
2014-07-15 02:56:19 PM
Subby fear he'd be stuck in quicksand as a 78 year old woman?

That was a rather specific fear, and probably deserves further investigations of his childhood.
 
2014-07-15 03:16:03 PM
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Was her name Artax?
 
2014-07-15 03:17:48 PM
 
2014-07-15 03:18:32 PM

farkingismybusiness: [neverendingstory.jpg]
Was her name Artax?


I'm still watching that damn movie!
 
2014-07-15 03:18:48 PM
she was stuck in quicksand and being attacked by killer bees and she was eating pop rocks and drinking coke at the same time!!!eleventy!!
 
2014-07-15 03:18:58 PM
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2014-07-15 03:19:13 PM
Searchers found Berquist's body about 2 a.m. July 11 after following shoe tracks and discarded water bottles to his location, deputies said.


GOOD Farking litter bug.
 
2014-07-15 03:20:27 PM
I understand 78-year-old women can be scary, but I'd think being stuck in quicksand would actually make them less scary.

Unless you were afraid of being trapped in quicksand inhabited by a 78-year-old woman, in which case that certainly would be terrifying.
 
2014-07-15 03:21:04 PM
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2014-07-15 03:21:23 PM
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What's next, the ROUS's? I don't think they exist.
 
2014-07-15 03:23:47 PM
Next thing you're going to tell me is that the floor really is made of lava.
 
2014-07-15 03:26:42 PM
She could also get stuck in bed.
 
2014-07-15 03:27:29 PM
She was stuck there for 14 hours. That's some slightly fast sand.
 
2014-07-15 03:27:41 PM
Oh so she lived? While it has characteristics of the fear, certainly not the fulfillment of the fear.
 
2014-07-15 03:28:39 PM
www.divecompanie.com
 
2014-07-15 03:30:05 PM
BTW, don't GIS for quicksand with the safe search off if you're at work.  Quicksand is apparently a fetish... but what isn't I suppose.
 
2014-07-15 03:36:44 PM

Rapmaster2000: BTW, don't GIS for quicksand with the safe search off if you're at work.  Quicksand is apparently a fetish... but what isn't I suppose.


factsvillage.com
 
2014-07-15 03:42:06 PM
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Can completely relate...
 
2014-07-15 03:51:13 PM
Quick sand is a fetish?
 
2014-07-15 04:10:51 PM

Salmon: Quick sand is a fetish?


Rule 34, dude.
 
2014-07-15 04:15:26 PM

buckeyebrain: hrexach.files.wordpress.com


leaving satisfied
 
2014-07-15 04:17:05 PM
As a child, I thought quicksand would be much more of a problem in my daily life than it is.
 
2014-07-15 04:18:09 PM
Searchers found Berquist's body about 2 a.m. July 11 after following shoe tracks and discarded water bottles to his location, deputies said. The DPS helicopter assisted in recovering the man's body. An autopsy has been ordered to determine the cause of death, deputies said.

It's July near Moab, Utah. I'm going to go with heat stroke.
 
2014-07-15 04:19:36 PM

vudukungfu: Searchers found Berquist's body about 2 a.m. July 11 after following shoe tracks and discarded water bottles to his location, deputies said.


GOOD Farking litter bug.


Came here to say something like this. Guy sounds like he was too domesticated/stupid to live outside.
 
2014-07-15 04:43:05 PM

buckeyebrain: [hrexach.files.wordpress.com image 708x360]


Doggone near lost a four hundred dollar handcar.
 
2014-07-15 05:03:40 PM
Needs more crocodiles and chimpanzees.
 
2014-07-15 05:06:08 PM
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Everything I ever learned about quicksand as a kid, I learned from The Dukes of Hazzard.
 
2014-07-15 05:21:14 PM
This is why you always jump from the couch to the recliner to the dining room table and onto the linoleum in the kitchen which everyone knows is safe zone.  Geeeez what a moran.
 
2014-07-15 06:44:47 PM

The Irresponsible Captain: As a child, I thought quicksand would be much more of a problem in my daily life than it is.


+1

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2014-07-15 09:43:11 PM
If you think that's bad you should see her try to get out of the beanbag chair.
 
2014-07-16 01:40:49 AM
Tar pits anyone?
I acknowledge the childhood fear two-fold .
 
2014-07-16 04:58:48 AM

Danger Avoid Death: Rapmaster2000: BTW, don't GIS for quicksand with the safe search off if you're at work.  Quicksand is apparently a fetish... but what isn't I suppose.

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What's in it for me? Apart from sand.
 
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