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(Quickmeme)   How many doors does a chicken coop have?   (quickmeme.com ) divider line
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2252 clicks; posted to Geek » on 15 Jul 2014 at 3:56 PM (2 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2014-07-15 02:31:58 PM  
Two, because four would be a chicken sedan.

/neat little deuce coop.
 
2014-07-15 03:23:55 PM  
That's a lot of work for chickens. Neat, but damn.

Personally, this one is one of my favorites:

www.motherearthnews.com
 
2014-07-15 04:03:43 PM  
It'll look really good when it's totally covered in chicken shiat.
 
2014-07-15 04:07:56 PM  

EvilEgg: Two, because four would be a chicken sedan.

/neat little deuce coop.


That thing won't last once you get on the Eggspresslane.
 
2014-07-15 04:31:22 PM  
This pic on the bottom of the page cracked me up.  lol

s.quickmeme.com
 
2014-07-15 04:35:18 PM  
Hopefully the door will close earlier than 10:30 pm in the winter.

Very cool work!
 
2014-07-15 04:55:01 PM  

Shazam999: It'll look really good when it's totally covered in chicken shiat.


Not to mention the smell.  The only way to get rid of that smell is to burn it.
 
2014-07-15 04:56:15 PM  

FlyPanAm: Hopefully the door will close earlier than 10:30 pm in the winter.


It had better close by sundown in my neighborhood.  The foxes and weasels would have a feast otherwise.
 
2014-07-15 04:57:00 PM  

mr lawson: This pic on the bottom of the page cracked me up.  lol

[s.quickmeme.com image 850x478]


My first thought was, "Eat the blue ones!"

Then the OCD kicked in...

Red = Skittles or M&M
Orange = All 3
Yellow = All 3
Green = Skittles or M&M
Blue = M&M
Purple = Skittles
Brown = M&M or Reese's

And combining the different shape of Skittles and the 'm' on M&Ms, you know what you're going to eat if you look at it before it goes in your mouth. However, you have to eat one at a time instead of a small handful.
 
2014-07-15 05:21:17 PM  
www.dvdtalk.com
 
2014-07-15 05:34:29 PM  
is it online coop, or split-screen local coop?
 
2014-07-15 05:56:45 PM  

Shazam999: It'll look really good when it's totally covered in chicken shiat.


The backyard stench will also be worthy of note.
 
2014-07-15 06:08:28 PM  
 
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2014-07-15 06:39:39 PM  
Raccoons get up for breakfast before the automatic door closes at 10:30 PM.
 
2014-07-15 07:43:31 PM  
It doesn't have a Roast setting.
 
2014-07-15 07:46:48 PM  
My father inlaw has neighbors that spent $20k building a chicken coop that looked like some old hotel. Was heated, had lights and everything.  In the end they thought it was too nice to put chickens in.

They decided not to get chickens at all since they had no place to put another chicken coop.

Must be nice to have money
 
2014-07-15 07:59:58 PM  
I thought chicken coops just had one hole that everything comes in and out of.
 
2014-07-15 08:17:33 PM  
Bless you for the assist on my first ever green light!

/subby
 
2014-07-15 08:46:53 PM  
That solar panel is not going to last...
 
2014-07-15 08:50:05 PM  
New studio for The View?
 
2014-07-15 08:58:59 PM  
Well, shiat, and the folks around here just use two by fours and chicken wire...
 
2014-07-15 09:07:29 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2014-07-15 09:42:36 PM  

EvilEgg: Two, because four would be a chicken sedan.

/neat little deuce coop.


They have one door. Your retelling of the timeless classic does nothing.
 
2014-07-15 11:09:12 PM  

SecretAgentWoman: Well, shiat, and the folks around here just use two by fours and chicken wire...


Tar paper roof reinforced with some low quality plywood sheets painted white to keep the hens cool in the summer.
 
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