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(Daily Express)   Scottish mayor steps down after a month on the job, a period in which he and his girlfriend managed to get banned from all 36 pubs in his town (pics)   (express.co.uk) divider line 39
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2014-07-15 12:13:50 PM
How Scottish can you get - seems the ideal candidate got the job, and the town will be poorer for the loss.
 
2014-07-15 12:25:43 PM
If you are too drunk for the Scots to put up with your bullshiat, you are in Rob Ford out-of-control territory. I know this, because the Scots put up with my drunken bullshiat quite well when I was there.
 
2014-07-15 12:47:21 PM
What did he have a Man U jersey on?
 
2014-07-15 12:49:30 PM
You get to wear that hat if you're mayor?  I want to be mayor!
 
2014-07-15 12:49:30 PM
Its good to have goals.
 
2014-07-15 12:49:52 PM
Too well. He did his job too well.
 
2014-07-15 12:51:13 PM
What's his Fark handle?

/oblig
 
2014-07-15 12:52:02 PM
ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED !
 
2014-07-15 12:52:37 PM
If you can get your ass kicked to the curb in 36 Scottish pubs, you are a legend amongst pushy drunks.
 
2014-07-15 12:52:56 PM
www.q92rocks.com

Dude, you went too far
 
2014-07-15 12:53:14 PM
I mean that's funny and all but what an asshole.

And the girlfriend too.
 
2014-07-15 12:53:56 PM
You never ask a navy man if he'll have another drink, because it's nobody's goddamned business how much he's had already
 
2014-07-15 12:54:52 PM
Way to go, Sport.
 
2014-07-15 12:55:20 PM
There is a sheep named Paula Carter?
 
2014-07-15 12:55:22 PM
Not even married to the guy and she's calling herself a Mayoress. I wouldn't let her in my bar either.
 
2014-07-15 12:55:39 PM
What map was subby looking at? Gosport is at the southern tip of England and is definitely not Scottish

https://www.google.com/maps/place/Gosport,+Hampshire,+UK/[nospam-﹫-backwards]0­5*8267942 ,- 1.2889507,10z/data=!4m2!3m1!1s0x487466142f9bda5f:0x5312889e08c5e933
 
2014-07-15 12:55:49 PM
Wayne "upper-decker" Ronayne
 
2014-07-15 12:56:02 PM
Power corrupts, but drunkenness corrupts absolutely.
 
2014-07-15 12:56:28 PM

phalamir: There is a sheep named Paula Carter?


*rimshot*
 
2014-07-15 12:59:07 PM
Ye great bampot.
 
2014-07-15 12:59:52 PM

monoski: [www.q92rocks.com image 850x566]

Dude, you went too far


Mayor McFord?
 
2014-07-15 01:00:33 PM

Communist_Manifesto: What map was subby looking at? Gosport is at the southern tip of England and is definitely not Scottish

https://www.google.com/maps/place/Gosport,+Hampshire,+­U­K­/[nospam-﹫-backwards]05­*826­7942 ,- 1.2889507,10z/data=!4m2!3m1!1s0x487466142f9bda5f:0x5312889e08c5e933


Right you are, and well done. Subby is a twit.

OTOH, this is Fark and Fail headlines get more greens.
 
2014-07-15 01:04:35 PM

brimed03: Communist_Manifesto: What map was subby looking at? Gosport is at the southern tip of England and is definitely not Scottish

https://www.google.com/maps/place/Gosport,+Hampshire,+UK/[[nospam-﹫-b a ckwards] image 7x13]05[* image 7x13]8267942 ,- 1.2889507,10z/data=!4m2!3m1!1s0x487466142f9bda5f:0x5312889e08c5e933

Right you are, and well done. Subby is a twit.

OTOH, this is Fark and Fail headlines get more greens.


Logic, intelligence, investigation of the facts, and a well thought out argument have no place here.
 
2014-07-15 01:04:49 PM
(Pics)?

Subs, we don't care about pics of HIM!
 
2014-07-15 01:07:28 PM
'The Conservative said he does not admit any wrongdoing and blamed social media for damaging his public profile.'

Don't we all, Mayor McDumbass, don't we all.
 
2014-07-15 01:08:49 PM

Crass and Jaded Mother Farker: (Pics)?

Subs, we don't care about pics of HIM!


Yeah, where's Miss McHagg.
 
2014-07-15 01:13:59 PM

Crass and Jaded Mother Farker: (Pics)?

Subs, we don't care about pics of HIM!


She's 53; and I'm willing to bet that she ain't no Sophia Loren.
 
2014-07-15 01:17:18 PM

Whatchoo Talkinbout: Crass and Jaded Mother Farker: (Pics)?

Subs, we don't care about pics of HIM!

Yeah, where's Miss McHagg.


www.portsmouth.co.uk
 
2014-07-15 01:23:48 PM

DubtodaIll: Whatchoo Talkinbout: Crass and Jaded Mother Farker: (Pics)?

Subs, we don't care about pics of HIM!

Yeah, where's Miss McHagg.

[www.portsmouth.co.uk image 628x445]


SEE!

Now we understand the drinking.

How hard was that?
 
2014-07-15 01:34:41 PM
all 36 pubs in his town

Must be a small town.
 
2014-07-15 01:56:41 PM

Communist_Manifesto: What map was subby looking at? Gosport is at the southern tip of England and is definitely not Scottish

https://www.google.com/maps/place/Gosport,+Hampshire,+UK/[nospam-﹫-backwards]05*8267942 ,- 1.2889507,10z/data=!4m2!3m1!1s0x487466142f9bda5f:0x5312889e08c5e933


Is it possible that the mayor is Scottish, but the town isn't?
 
2014-07-15 01:57:47 PM

Nabb1: If you are too drunk for the Scots to put up with your bullshiat, you are in Rob Ford out-of-control territory. I know this, because the Scots put up with my drunken bullshiat quite well when I was there.


cdn.hitfix.com
 
2014-07-15 02:21:53 PM

DubtodaIll: Whatchoo Talkinbout: Crass and Jaded Mother Farker: (Pics)?

Subs, we don't care about pics of HIM!

Yeah, where's Miss McHagg.

[www.portsmouth.co.uk image 628x445]


She's about the average for her age.  He's either been with her for a while or they are really close drinking buddies.
 
2014-07-15 02:24:39 PM
And now time for his replacement:

images.musictimes.com
 
2014-07-15 03:32:18 PM
barfblog.com
 
2014-07-15 05:05:08 PM
Am I understanding this correctly that they got banned at one pub.  The pubs share a list of people who are banned and they got banned from all of them by being an ass in one pub?  Sort of like a credit bureau of pub behaviour?

Or can I not read?
 
2014-07-15 05:50:00 PM

brimed03: Communist_Manifesto: What map was subby looking at? Gosport is at the southern tip of England and is definitely not Scottish

https://www.google.com/maps/place/Gosport,+Hampshire,+UK/[[nospam-﹫-b a ckwards] image 7x13]05[* image 7x13]8267942 ,- 1.2889507,10z/data=!4m2!3m1!1s0x487466142f9bda5f:0x5312889e08c5e933

Right you are, and well done. Subby is a twit.


Google his name, and other news reports say he's Scottish.

OTOH, this is Fark and Fail headlines get more greens.

This is Fark, and the Admins switch out links that subbys post for featured partners these days, don't they?

Pretty sure I saw a post from Drew in the past couple of months that they'd do that.

Datanerd: Am I understanding this correctly that they got banned at one pub.  The pubs share a list of people who are banned and they got banned from all of them by being an ass in one pub?  Sort of like a credit bureau of pub behaviour?

Or can I not read?


That's the meaning I understood too. Do you think it's a bad thing? Seems properly sensible to me; pub owners buddying up and telling each other that the arsehole's not worth the trouble.
 
2014-07-15 08:55:31 PM
Still a safer job than a police chief in Mexico.
 
2014-07-16 12:12:05 AM

iron de havilland: brimed03: Communist_Manifesto: What map was subby looking at? Gosport is at the southern tip of England and is definitely not Scottish

https://www.google.com/maps/place/Gosport,+Hampshire,+UK/[[nospam-﹫-b a ckwards] image 7x13]05[* image 7x13]8267942 ,- 1.2889507,10z/data=!4m2!3m1!1s0x487466142f9bda5f:0x5312889e08c5e933

Right you are, and well done. Subby is a twit.

Google his name, and other news reports say he's Scottish.

OTOH, this is Fark and Fail headlines get more greens.

This is Fark, and the Admins switch out links that subbys post for featured partners these days, don't they?

Pretty sure I saw a post from Drew in the past couple of months that they'd do that.

Datanerd: Am I understanding this correctly that they got banned at one pub.  The pubs share a list of people who are banned and they got banned from all of them by being an ass in one pub?  Sort of like a credit bureau of pub behaviour?

Or can I not read?

That's the meaning I understood too. Do you think it's a bad thing? Seems properly sensible to me; pub owners buddying up and telling each other that the arsehole's not worth the trouble.


No, just that the headline made it sound like he had gotten barred from 36 pubs in a month, as if he was being an ass in each of them which is quite a feat. I mean, there's some days where he would have to be a raging dick more than once.
 
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