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2014-07-15 10:51:38 AM  
Mais oui. C'est vrai.
 
2014-07-15 12:54:58 PM  
J'aime la France
 
2014-07-15 01:04:12 PM  
Shia Labeouf?
 
2014-07-15 01:04:33 PM  
Taa
 
2014-07-15 01:04:49 PM  
Well, it's the Chinese, so anyone who doesn't throw them in prison is probably considered friendly.
 
2014-07-15 01:07:04 PM  
I saw the French put up with some motherfarkers people in America would scream at or attack.
 
2014-07-15 01:07:14 PM  
Zut alors.
 
2014-07-15 01:07:32 PM  
merde toi
 
2014-07-15 01:07:33 PM  
Fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa
 
2014-07-15 01:07:39 PM  
Aren't Chinese tourist considered among the most rude? Maybe in the French, they saw kindred spirits.
 
2014-07-15 01:08:09 PM  
Oui. J'ai trouvé que les Français sont un peuple très sympa.
 
2014-07-15 01:08:28 PM  
Pars ou je raillerie vous une deuxième fois
 
2014-07-15 01:08:49 PM  
Nonsense.  I've been hearing from enthusiasts of provincialism on the internet that everyone in France thinks that they're better than me!

Same with those assholes in New York.  They call us flyover country.  They think that they're better than me!
 
2014-07-15 01:09:09 PM  
Hey, France...

Tu me déçois
 
2014-07-15 01:09:13 PM  
Qui a payé pour l'étude?
 
2014-07-15 01:10:14 PM  

kbronsito: Aren't Chinese tourist considered among the most rude? Maybe in the French, they saw kindred spirits.


A Chinese woman asked me for a pen at La Sagrada Familia.  Fortunately, I didn't have one because I realized she wanted it to vandalize the place with her name.
 
2014-07-15 01:10:37 PM  

moothemagiccow: I saw the French put up with some motherfarkers people in America would scream at or attack.



Look, incest is cultural taboo. Compare France to West Virginia next time.
 
2014-07-15 01:10:45 PM  

PleaseHamletDon'tHurtEm: Qui a payé pour l'étude?


Les grenouilles.
 
2014-07-15 01:11:05 PM  
Je parle francais comme une vache espagnole.
 
2014-07-15 01:12:11 PM  
i get it.  you're coming from a country with a constant vague smell of shiat to a country with people who constantly have a look on their face as though they are constantly smelling shiat.  i'd probably feel at home too.

/dnrtfa
 
2014-07-15 01:14:47 PM  
All the French people I've met were very hospitable and friendly if you discount the Parisians and all of the French people I've encountered in the US rather than actually in France.
 
2014-07-15 01:14:48 PM  
4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-07-15 01:15:06 PM  
When you get away from L'ile de France and don't behave like an arrogant American pig, the French are quite charming and friendly.
 
2014-07-15 01:15:35 PM  
Ah, come on, tu sais que tu le veux.
 
2014-07-15 01:17:01 PM  
www.selectivememorymag.com
 
2014-07-15 01:18:10 PM  
Moi on m'a toujours dit que ce sont les parisiens qui sont fendants, les autre français sont correct.
 
2014-07-15 01:19:09 PM  
Because I'm sure that Iceland is just simply horrible towards tourists. *note my subtle sarcasm*

Known many people who've visited France, and yep, it's reputation of being rude and xenophobic is well deserved.
 
2014-07-15 01:19:09 PM  

kbronsito: Aren't Chinese tourist considered among the most rude? Maybe in the French, they saw kindred spirits.


That is pretty much what I was thinking.
 
2014-07-15 01:19:27 PM  

JackieRabbit: When you get away from L'ile de France and don't behave like an arrogant American pig, the French are quite charming and friendly.


you're smug is showing
 
2014-07-15 01:19:44 PM  

dittybopper: [www.selectivememorymag.com image 500x500]



Mange merde et mort.
 
2014-07-15 01:19:48 PM  
How's Norway? Anyone been?
 
2014-07-15 01:20:08 PM  
Oh, so "Easiest visa process" = "friendliest"?  OK, got it.
 
2014-07-15 01:20:23 PM  

dittybopper: [www.selectivememorymag.com image 500x500]


Billy from STOD is a barback in Austin now.
 
2014-07-15 01:20:38 PM  

Rapmaster2000: Nonsense.  I've been hearing from enthusiasts of provincialism on the internet that everyone in France thinks that they're better than me!

Same with those assholes in New York.  They call us flyover country.  They think that they're better than me!


I've always found the French to be perfectly wonderful people, but New Yorkers all seem to think that living in New York is the pinnacle experience of all civilization, and that everyone not from New York just wishes that they were from New York. I find this level of self-congratulation extremely off-putting.

Also, I was in Paris and Amsterdam a couple of months ago, and I simply do not get why the Dutch are so goddamned sour-faced and unpleasant all the time. I've never been treated more rudely in my life than in Amsterdam.
 
2014-07-15 01:20:54 PM  
To be fair, "friendliest" to a mainland tourist is probably just another way of saying "didn't bat an eyelid when we squatted down on the sidewalk to pinch off a loaf."
 
2014-07-15 01:20:58 PM  

johnny_vegas: JackieRabbit: When you get away from L'ile de France and don't behave like an arrogant American pig, the French are quite charming and friendly.

you're smug is showing


He thinks he's better than you!
 
2014-07-15 01:22:01 PM  
The wife and I were in Paris a few years ago as a side trip to a trip to Germany. While we were there people were very nice to us, in fact we hung out late night with the owner of a cafe around the corner from our hotel talking for a bit. Pleasant folks we ran into, it was when they hosted the world cup of rugby.

although there was a surprising twist...
I was sitting on a bench drawing the Arc de triumph, wife went to get me a coffee, around the circle there are several embassies I guess, as she was like half a block away, in between us we saw from either side, a dude brashly pull up the curb on his scooter, run to the wall of a building, drop trow and sleuce a deuce right there, mid day, in front of everyone, finish, pop on his bike and vanish...

Through the tunnels people use to crossover to the Arch, there are really nice public bathrooms...
why this dude needed to paint the wall, I do not know. Must have been an urgent release.

Anyway, there were lots of nice people there.
 
2014-07-15 01:22:02 PM  
All of the French were friendly when I was over there for three months earlier this year.  I never felt like an outsider.

Of course, I was in southern France, far away from Paris in a small rural village near Aix (I miss the baguettes!!). Strangely enough, the friends we made from Sweden complained more about feeling like outcasts then we did.
 
2014-07-15 01:22:47 PM  

Russ1642: PleaseHamletDon'tHurtEm: Qui a payé pour l'étude?

Les grenouilles.


Ça semble l'égitime.
 
2014-07-15 01:23:02 PM  

Barricaded Gunman: Rapmaster2000: Nonsense.  I've been hearing from enthusiasts of provincialism on the internet that everyone in France thinks that they're better than me!

Same with those assholes in New York.  They call us flyover country.  They think that they're better than me!

I've always found the French to be perfectly wonderful people, but New Yorkers all seem to think that living in New York is the pinnacle experience of all civilization, and that everyone not from New York just wishes that they were from New York. I find this level of self-congratulation extremely off-putting.

Also, I was in Paris and Amsterdam a couple of months ago, and I simply do not get why the Dutch are so goddamned sour-faced and unpleasant all the time. I've never been treated more rudely in my life than in Amsterdam.


If you had to deal with yobs jetting over on Ryanair from England to get drunk and start fights, you'd be suspicious of anyone that speaks English.
 
2014-07-15 01:23:15 PM  

Rapmaster2000: johnny_vegas: JackieRabbit: When you get away from L'ile de France and don't behave like an arrogant American pig, the French are quite charming and friendly.

you're smug is showing

He thinks he's better than you!


Wrong verb. Know. ;)
 
2014-07-15 01:25:33 PM  
img.fark.net
 
2014-07-15 01:25:52 PM  

Barricaded Gunman: Rapmaster2000: Nonsense.  I've been hearing from enthusiasts of provincialism on the internet that everyone in France thinks that they're better than me!

Same with those assholes in New York.  They call us flyover country.  They think that they're better than me!

I've always found the French to be perfectly wonderful people, but New Yorkers all seem to think that living in New York is the pinnacle experience of all civilization, and that everyone not from New York just wishes that they were from New York. I find this level of self-congratulation extremely off-putting.

Also, I was in Paris and Amsterdam a couple of months ago, and I simply do not get why the Dutch are so goddamned sour-faced and unpleasant all the time. I've never been treated more rudely in my life than in Amsterdam.


Sounds like Paris.
/I lived there for 18 years
 
2014-07-15 01:26:40 PM  

SilentStrider: dittybopper: [www.selectivememorymag.com image 500x500]


Mange merde et mort.


Еб твою мать.
 
2014-07-15 01:27:22 PM  

Burr: I miss the baguettes


Hey what's up with what they call baguettes in america? They're hard as a rock and $5. Who started this crap?
 
2014-07-15 01:28:01 PM  
Barricaded Gunman:

Also, I was in Paris and Amsterdam a couple of months ago, and I simply do not get why the Dutch are so goddamned sour-faced and unpleasant all the time. I've never been treated more rudely in my life than in Amsterdam.

My experience as well, and that extends to Dutch tourists.  They travel rude as well, complete arse holes.
 
2014-07-15 01:30:13 PM  
I only understand about 1/8th of the French being spoken in this thread, so I'm just going to pretend that you're all quoting lyrics from Plastic Bertrand's "Ca Plane Pour Moi".
Enjoy the ear worm, camarade:  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=32SkxLCZz_o
 
2014-07-15 01:30:38 PM  

Barricaded Gunman: New Yorkers all seem to think that living in New York is the pinnacle experience of all civilization, and that everyone not from New York just wishes that they were from New York


People say that about wherever the fark they're from, it's always bullshiat. You've never heard people praising the greatness of the South, Midwest, Pacific Northwest or Southern California? Anywhere has its pros and cons and the people who actually choose to live there think it's the absolute best.
 
2014-07-15 01:33:24 PM  

Rapmaster2000: Barricaded Gunman: Rapmaster2000: Nonsense.  I've been hearing from enthusiasts of provincialism on the internet that everyone in France thinks that they're better than me!

Same with those assholes in New York.  They call us flyover country.  They think that they're better than me!

I've always found the French to be perfectly wonderful people, but New Yorkers all seem to think that living in New York is the pinnacle experience of all civilization, and that everyone not from New York just wishes that they were from New York. I find this level of self-congratulation extremely off-putting.

Also, I was in Paris and Amsterdam a couple of months ago, and I simply do not get why the Dutch are so goddamned sour-faced and unpleasant all the time. I've never been treated more rudely in my life than in Amsterdam.

If you had to deal with yobs jetting over on Ryanair from England to get drunk and start fights, you'd be suspicious of anyone that speaks English.


Leave it, fatty.

i353.photobucket.com

/Netherlands...Belgium...same diff
/I'm not sure who's worse fat, filthy-mouthed Americans or Brit yobs
/the yobs may punch or kick you but we Americans might sit on you
 
2014-07-15 01:35:53 PM  

moothemagiccow: Barricaded Gunman: New Yorkers all seem to think that living in New York is the pinnacle experience of all civilization, and that everyone not from New York just wishes that they were from New York

People say that about wherever the fark they're from, it's always bullshiat. You've never heard people praising the greatness of the South, Midwest, Pacific Northwest or Southern California? Anywhere has its pros and cons and the people who actually choose to live there think it's the absolute best.


I prefer the people who have lived their whole lives within 20 miles of the place where they were born, and won't shut up about how great it is.
 
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