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(Washington Post)   Connecticut man arrested for passive-aggressive watermelon carving   ( ) divider line
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8162 clicks; posted to Main » on 15 Jul 2014 at 2:40 PM (2 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2014-07-15 02:57:58 PM  
6 votes:
Maybe he was just feeling... (*sunglasses*) ..."melon"-choly.
2014-07-15 03:09:34 PM  
3 votes:
2014-07-15 02:54:54 PM  
2 votes:
snitches get no fruit cup
2014-07-15 01:34:31 PM  
2 votes:
2014-07-15 04:48:12 PM  
1 vote:
Not yet?  Farkers, ya be slippin.
2014-07-15 03:11:52 PM  
1 vote:
Where will this watermelon madness end?
2014-07-15 03:07:08 PM  
1 vote:
2014-07-15 02:46:26 PM  
1 vote:
This is why I need feminism, because I'm scared of everything.
2014-07-15 02:45:35 PM  
1 vote:
FTFA: She reported that Cervellino then entered the room and began carving the watermelon. She called the incident passive-aggressive and menacing.

I am certainly not inviting this coont over for Thanksgiving, I'd be charged with attempted murder after the work I would do on the turkey.
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