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(Slippedisc)   Drug addicts in the symphony orchestra   (slippedisc.com) divider line 6
    More: Fail, classical musicians, London Symphony Orchestra, physical dependence, addictions  
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2014-07-15 09:59:43 AM  
The highly respectable world of classical musicians is rarely linked to addictive behaviour.

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I used to know a concert violinist. (Alcoholic)
 
2014-07-15 11:21:34 AM  
Trombonists are the drunken brother-in-laws of the symphony. Never trust an oboist. Trumpeters are the cokeheads and the saxophones have a solid weed hookup. The euphonium player is so poor they just huff gas and the tuba players are worse than the trombones. Never trust an oboist. Try and marry a french horn player if only for the way they hold you. Never trust an oboist.
 
2014-07-15 02:17:04 PM  
Symphony, smymphony. They is still musicians. Ain't chew evah snorted lines of a Stradavarius? Man, you jus' ain't evah lived.
 
2014-07-15 02:19:21 PM  

Because People in power are Stupid: The highly respectable world of classical musicians is rarely linked to addictive behaviour.

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"Prescription drugs? Meh - try writing an entire symphony on opium."
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2014-07-15 02:30:12 PM  
Same as it ever was.
 
2014-07-16 01:44:55 AM  

Tr0mBoNe: Try and marry a french horn player if only for the way they hold you.


Except they can't kiss without shoving their fist up your ass.

/NTTAWWT
 
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